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Our favorite Phish songs. (Finally.)

Our 100th-episode spectacular! Here's to 100 great episodes — well, 100 episodes, at least — and more to come.

A terrible surprise.

We actually tried every flavor of Hot Pockets and lived to tell the tale.

Are you ready for this?

Our favorite cakes, in honor of Tiff's birthday.

The best flavors among far too many candy-cane options.

Our family's favorite characters from the amazing, delightful Adventure Time series.

Our favorite spooky music for Halloween, plus new edible contenders for some of our previous rankings!

The best, worst, and weirdest nut butters and non-nut butters we could find.

Celebrate the last weekend of the summer with the best rods of meat and plants we could find.

It's summer, and you know what that means…

Our favorite song parodies by "Weird Al" Yankovic.

Taste-testing every flavor of Goldfish we could find.

We intended to rank the worst flavors of marshmallow Peeps for Easter… but we were in for a surprise.

The most overplayed, overused songs from the 1800s to today that we never need to hear again, but we know we will.

Our favorite TV-show finales. (Don't worry, we're not ending this show!)

Our favorite sweet spreadables.

Our favorite songs for road-trip playlists.

That's right. Flavors.

Tiff's favorite Halloween monsters, and the "monsters" that most scare Marco.

Join your favorite "seltziers" (or "crunchographers"?) as we discover amazing culinary pairings between Hal's seltzer flavors and Hal's potato chips.

The best flavors to grab on a hot summer day as you push past the children to get to the front of the line.

After months of delicious research, we've ranked our favorite extrusions of dried semolina. We tried every shape we could find — yes, even that one.

Our favorite characters on The Simpsons.

Our favorite objects to eat from the ocean.

A tour of the world's best ways to combine barley, hops, yeast, and water.

How have we not done this already?

Our favorite leafy greens.

Nobody should have 30 flavors of Pop Tarts. But having found ourselves in that situation, we did what any podcasters would do: taste-test all 30 flavors and rank our favorites.

In a special crossover episode with Somehow I Manage, we're joined by Merri and Stephen Hackett to rank our favorite Christmas episodes of The Office.

Our favorite card games playable with a standard deck — or at least by ruining the top half of one.

Our favorite pieces to grab from the bowl of this ubiquitous party mix.

Celebrating this year's Cinco de Mayo that also falls on Taco Tuesday, we rank our favorite taco toppings.

The Arment family's favorite enemies, animals, and other bizarre creatures in Minecraft.

Our favorite Bluth family members from Arrested Development.

The best (or worst?) phrases printed on Valentine's Day candy hearts.

This might be the stupidest thing we've ever done. And that's saying something.

Our favorite cookies from these classic blue tins before they're reused to hold buttons and sewing kits.

Our favorite types of cheese, taste-tested live for your enjoyment — or at least ours.

Music albums that contain one-hit-wonder singles, but are also really great albums.

We taste-tested 14 instant coffees, from mouth parties to tire fires, to discover if there's anything redeemable about this much-maligned beverage.