Isometric

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With Georgia off searching for the final Wii U, Steve holds back tears while confronting the Wii U's impending demise, Mikah describes what it was like to play the Dreamcast as a zygote, and Bri doubles down on her feuds with all the other podcasts.

Steve tries to talk about Oculus games and Playstation VR while Bri gathers evidence against Georgia, Mikah gets queasy thinking about riding roller coasters with a VR headset, and Charles helps bring Georgia's inexcusable behavior to light.

Georgia is judged harshly for her feelings about Elmo, Skylanders' autism campaign leaves Steve feeling blue, Brianna finds an evil soulmate in Twilight Princess’s Midna, and we plan to send Mikah to Mars.

Steve goes to Bri for advice about crushing his foes, Georgia tries to judo her way out of buying a console for the sixteenth straight week, and Mikah uses a word he didn’t learn in Sunday school.

It's judgement day for Casey Liss, as he faces sentencing for his crimes. Meanwhile, Steve says the magic words to get Bri interested in Fire Emblem, Georgia judges R. Mika's fashion choices, and Mikah loves fandas. Repeatedly.

Brianna calls our boss at Relay at home for a contract renegotiation. Georgia’s video business gets stiff competition, Mikah’s voice goes lumberjack, and Steve gets carpel tunnel editing because no one planned the show. I blame Georgia.

We take a break from games to debate the real issues plaguing Isometric Land: Koala invasions, the tyranny of Big Shoe, and Georgia's illegal candidacy. Also, we answer your questions on our favorite apps and condiments, and Mikah's facial hair.

Bri uses Twitter to be a better person, Mikah tries to usurp Steve's dad joke crown, Steve defends his Amiibo problem, Georgia dreads Isometric coming up in her board recertification, and we challenge Russell from Material to oil up and prove his hotness.

Bri takes us on a tour of the latest in Fallout fashion, Georgia tries to explain terrible people, Steve has an Undertale confession to make, and Mikah thanks you for being a friend.

A new challenger appears! Mikah makes a huge mistake and joins the cast of Isometric. Brianna hazes, Georgia unveils a new weekly segment, and Steve goes home to be a family man.

Voice actress [Bonnie Gordon](https://twitter.com/BonnieBellG) joins us to talk about R. Mika's move changes and being a paladin IRL, Bri starts planning her development schedule around XCOM 2, Steve fails to explain Bravely Default, and Georgia finds a new animal companion to befriend.

[Sabriel Mastin](https://twitter.com/Sabriality) joins us to try to one-up Bri on near-death experiences, Georgia uses her console fund to preorder an Oculus instead, Steve tries to convince NASCAR fans to watch League of Legends, and, Bri's "friend" discovers unofficial ROM translations.

Bri surveys the wreckage of the latest Steam debacle, Georgia comes to grips with her holodeck being moved just slightly out of reach yet again, and Steve struggles to say anything other than Hearthstone for his favorite game of the year.

Youtube superstar [Ginny McQueen](http://twitter.com/ginnymcqueen) joins us to figure out why Steve wouldn't want to bring up bing playing Hearthstone and eating Cheetos in business meetings, while Georgia recalls cosplaying Jabba the Hutt and Bri tries to take pneumonia and make lemonade.

[Mikah Sargent](https://twitter.com/mikahsargent) returns to the show just in time to save Steve from having to rap about Hideo Kojima leaving Konami, Georgia tries to contain her rage at Destiny charging for level boosts, and Bri uses flamethrowers to upgrade the spirit of Hanukkah.

[Mikah Sargent](https://twitter.com/mikahsargent) joins the show this week to expose the crime rings trafficking in Counterstrike weapons, convince Steve that Rez in VR is bad for his health, and help Bri complete important government forms on Georgia's behalf.

The race for the new Isometric's new host begins! First up is [Jessica Price](https://twitter.com/Delafina777), who is awesome because Bri said so. Also, Georgia keeps secrets in her couch, Steve hasn't played Just Cause just because, and Bri is loud.

We say goodbye to Maddy in the only way we possibly could, with EDM and a cavalcade of special guests. But not before Bri tries to find the good in Star Wars Battlefront, Georgia unleashes the Kraken, and Steve gets his most difficult editing task ever.

Before our important show news this week, Brianna makes plans to defeat Georgia in battle, Maddy's cosplay dreams come true, Steve finally gets to talk about Nintendo, and Georgia's word of the day calendar pays off.

Georgia frets about what selling to Activision means for her beloved Candy Crush, Bri brings us the shortest Halo 5 review ever, Maddy feigns surprise that women own more game consoles than men, and Steve has a run-in with the littlest Master Chief.

Just when you thought you were safe, the show gets Brijacked again! Will your intrepid hosts make it out in one piece? Listen to find out!

Bri's back, with details about the upcoming Revolution 60 PC release! Also, Georgia wonders why Harmonix would review their own game, Maddy has questions for a studio working through crunch without pay, and Steve's rap career ends as quickly as it begins.

With Bri off wowing the audience at the Grace Hopper Conference, Gamespot editor [Alexa Ray Corriea](https://twitter.com/AlexaRayC) joins Maddy, Georgia and Steve to talk about a Final Fantasy that never was, swap war stories from midnight release lines, and admire UbiSoft's eagle eyes.

Brianna returns to teach Isometric Workers how to roll out, Georgia experiences a reckoning yet again, Maddy is confused about Geckos, and Steve feels anxiety, but is in excellent hands with Dr. Brianna.

Frag Dolls founder [Morgan Romine](https://twitter.com/Rhoulette) joins us to talk about the first TwitchCon, marvel at the second installment in Bri's Nintendo fanfic, debate if Maddy should make her own eSports tournament, and help Georgia decide between two very different theme songs.

With Bri at Oculus Connect (but with us in spirit and fanfic), [Tiffany Arment](https://twitter.com/tiffanyarment) joins Maddy, Georgia and Steve to decide if games can replace meditation, fear a future where hipsters buy games on cartridges, and figure out if Metroids are the marrying type.

Bri takes a break from playing The Taken King to talk about how awesome it is, Maddy watches terrible people play Firewatch, Steve tries to discuss Mario Maker without mispronouncing Mario, and R.O.B. tries to fight off jealousy after Georgia buys a BB-8.

With Maddy on assignment, special guest [Chris Kluwe](http://twitter.com/ChrisWarcraft) bestows his awesomeness on the show as he tries to convince Georgia that watching eSports is as much fun as MMA, Bri breaks down the Apple TV announcement, and Steve imagines catching Pokemon in Tokyo.

You'll be amazed to find out how gamers reacted to Bri's article suggesting Samus is transgender! Plus, Maddy struggles with the explanation for Quiet's outfit in Metal Gear, Georgia gets introduced to Hot Ryu, and Steve tries to suck less at shooters.

Bri tries to stream Deal or No Deal on YouTube, Steve defends his Hearthstone addiction (poorly), Maddy pitches her new classic car show, and Georgia takes on MechaGodzilla as a new patient.

Bri returns from the future with a warning about Final Fantasy VII, Maddy realizes Life is Strange is a biopic about her life, Steve tries to find a Destiny-to-English dictionary, and Georgia tries to convince the Internet that sharks are our friends.

With Georgia off fighting sharks, guest Simone de Rochefort gets a crash course on Resident Evil 2, Maddy lists things other than video games that cause aggression, Bri sheds light on Apple's diversity numbers, and Steve watches DOTA 2 for science.

Georgia, tell Brianna what she wants to know. TELL HER WHAT SHE WANTS TO KNOW. Speaking of violence, Maddy is concerned about the new Tomb Raider trailer, Bri isn’t sold on the new Mirror’s Edge, and Steve has trouble in his living area.

This week Steve tries to... OH MY GOD BRIANNA HIJACKED THE ENTIRE SHOW, including this description. This is the best episode of Isometric ever!

Steve explains to Georgia why it's not cheating to play a fighting game with simple moves, Bri tries to figure out why Adam Sandler was allowed to make a movie as terrible as Pixels, and Maddy finally earns the nickname that's eluded her for so long.

Maddy confirms her suspicions of doping in eSports, Bri takes on the troubling rumors surrounding Quiet in Metal Gear Solid, Georgia finds arcades hidden in the wilds of Maine, and Steve demonstrates how to wake sleeping children with maximum prejudice.

Bri's Winter of Discontent continues with the failed launch of Final Fantasy XIV on Mac, Maddy dreams of farming Zerglings, Steve desperately tries not to buy a Mega Man helmet, and Georgia receives the best drawings the Apple Watch can produce.

Bri decides she doesn't want to be the Batman after all, Steve lets Bowser corrupt his children, Maddy entertains herself with gifs of Link in a Zelda dress, and Georgia's refusal to buy a Wii U escalates quickly.

Bri unveils her master plan to shut down the Internet (or at least comment sections), Georgia wonders if Hellblade can really depict mental illness well, Steve hopes this will be the time Nintendo finally listens to him, and Maddy tries on a new nickname.