Two Monkeys in a Pond

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Just two friends chatting about random things. Occasionally we might have more friends on! Although there isn't much of structure to these two boys, they keep the conversation going in hope to entertain you. Located in Colorado Springs, the episodes are recorded in Paul's Bedroom, where there isn't…

Paul B & Dylan T


    • Sep 4, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 56m AVG DURATION
    • 40 EPISODES


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    The Final Dip pt. 2 | Episode 39

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2022 11:44


    Ok guys, this is the last one last one. No more. Enjoy.

    The Last Dip | Episode 38

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2022 84:54


    Dylan and Paul blow off the cobwebs and return to the studio to record their last (not last) podcast. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Complaining Corner | Episode 37

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2020 29:50


    We just complain --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    TikTok Live Stream w/ Matt & Connor | Episode 36

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2020 36:28


    Paul hates Dylan for talking basketball so Paul Livestreams on TIkTok --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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    Wait, this is still a thing? w/ Jordan | Episode 35

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2020 53:52


    Go to our Instagram @twomonkeysinapond to participate in the team draft voting that the boys talk about in this episode --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Queer Eye, Complaining Corner, and Trolls World Tour w/ Andrea, Mikayla, and Reagan | Episode 34

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2020 38:21


    We talk at Building 3 in Colorado Springs --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Taco Bell Parking Lot w/ Friends | Episode 33

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2020 24:32


    The gang hits up Taco Bell after an evening of Spikeball, Paul and Dylan haven’t recorded in a while, so they decided to pull out their phone to capture this masterpiece of a podcast --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Chasing Sunsets and Questions to Fall in Love w/ Jensen | Episode 32

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2020 18:23


    Paul and Jensen were on the road back from Texas and they pulled off to watch the sunset, and Dylan rang. Here’s what came of it!

    Saturday Episode? Also Sophie don’t listen to this one | Episode 31

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2020 18:52


    Blame Paul for the late upload

    It’s up late-cast w/ Brady | Episode 30

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2020 65:21


    Brady logs-on to y’all about things and Paul puts the podcast up late! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Longcast w/ Austin Bennet & Sophie | Episode 29

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2020 74:17


    I’m running out of fun names for the podcast, please help! Also listen to this one it’s super cool! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Virtual Podcast w/ Zach & Isaac | Episode 28

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2020 39:24


    The boys hope on Anchor’s remote podcast recording system and have friends from around the US at the Pond! By around the US I mean Colorado Springs and West Virginia --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Trying to Entertain and be Entertained in a Quarantined Time | Episode 27

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2020 68:47


    Dylan finally takes over since Paul is back home in Arkansas. Guest host Max and returning guest Zach chat about what has been going in our lives since Coronavirus has basically shut down the country. Enjoy! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Dogs and Complaints w/ Brian and Carly | Episode 26

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2020 70:43


    Dylan's friends Carly (Cat) and Brian (Shiba) come onto the Pondcast. Fun Fact: Brian made the intro for this Podcast, and might make more segment music for us! We talks about our dogs, Dylan Complains, and we share music suggestions and old stories. Another Fun Fact: This is the Pondcast's half-birthday! Last Fun Fact: Before this recording, Dylan walked in on Paul playing Grand Theft Auto V --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Campfire Stories and Being Fiance-ed w/ Cole & Emma | Episode 25

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2020 63:32


    Cole(Black Bear) and Emma (Horse) come to the Pond to talk about things like camping, engagement (which Paul keeps calling Fiance-ed), and middle schoolers. Dylan complains about some stuff, and we all share music things. It's a good one, Dylan and Paul might stop doing the POdcast. Who knows what will happen next?

    Episode 25 Preview | Two Monkeys in a Trailer

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2020 1:52


    Here's a little excerpt from this weeks Pondcast. You just don't get this kind of entertainment anywhere else

    Stuck in Wamsutter w/ Sophie, Lindsay, & Murphy | Episode 24

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2020 54:36


    Paul has Sophie over with her two friends, Lindsay (Golden Retriever) and Murphy (Mountain Goat), to tell about their most recent road trip they took to Utah. "This is the most entertaining Pondcast yet." - Doug. Thanks Doug. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Music and Mistakes w/ Claire... and Max | Episode 23

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2020 49:17


    Claire comes on to the podcast to chat music and other topics. Apparently Max and Dylan made a mutiny and Max stops by unannounced and joins the podcast. This brings problems on top of problems. First the mics break because plugging in one for Max surges the rest, then Max's mic disconnected like 2 other times. This was just one big mess of a Pondcast --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Happy Hour Pondcast w/ Sophie, Brady, and Caleb | Episode 22

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2020 55:13


    As I was uploading this episode, Caleb and Paul were singing Bury Me in Dixie by Riley Green and had a good time doing it. The group has a couple drinks and records the podcast while Dylan is in Denver. They have a good time, but no one was there to regulate the conversation so it is kind of everywhere. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Pondcast.mp3 w/ Max and Sean | Episode 21

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2020 54:19


    Max and Sean come onto the Pondcast. Paul forgets that Sean has been on before. They talk about stuff and things and end the podcast with talk about Bands and Paul's Joke calendar. It is what it is. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    It's a Partycast w/ Sawyer, Sophie, Gino, Reagan, Max, and Brady | Episode 20

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2020 47:11


    During their Super Bowl Party, they decide to record this episode so it's loud and crazy, but Paul cuts it short around 45 minutes. Hopefully it isn't too much for you to handle. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    A Podcast feat. Brady Simshauser | Episode 19

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2020 70:59


    Brady (The Wigidokowok) comes to the podcast and we tell stories about growing up around drugs in our high schools, Paul confirms a Conspiracy Theory from two weeks past, and they take some time to remember the legends that have died recently. Rest in Peace Kobe Bryant, Mac Miller, and Paul Walker. This podcast has not been monetized for the respect of the Bryant family and those who had been effected by tragedies in the past week.

    Class, Tangent, and Class Again | Episode 18

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2020 45:57


    Its just the two boys on today. For some added Drama, Dylan calls out the guest that didn't show up then they question their own existence for a solid 30 minutes. Please share this with more people so they can finally have something to talk about. Enjoy. Bon Appetite. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Coffee, Guilty Pleasures, and Amazon Questions w/ Claire Spradling | Episode 17

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2020 67:42


    Claire Spradling (Naked Mole Rat) comes out to the Pond to discuss small talk with Paul and Dylan. They talk a lot about things just as normal podcasts do. Listen to it because if you don't then you will miss out with the discussion your friends will be having over this episode. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Yoga, Tinder, and New Years w/ Caleb Hensley | Episode 16

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2020 71:44


    Caleb Hensley comes back onto the Podcast and talks about the topics above. The mic gets blow out a couple times and I don't get paid enough to edit them out, so sorry in advanced. Hope you enjoy this episode of the "Pondcast" --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    New Year Special w/ Zach Hammer | Episode 15

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2020 63:42


    After Paul figures out the mic problems, the boys get together to talk about things that happened in the past year. Dates start to get confusing because the episode was prerecorded since Paul is technically out of town. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Christmas Special w/ Truman | Episode 14

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2019 63:48


    Dylan's high school friend Truman (Tree Frog) come to the pond to talk about everything except Christmas! Happy Holidays Fishies!

    Movies, Concerts, and Not the Enneagram w/ Zach Hammer | Episode 13

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2019 76:10


    Zach Hammer (Giant Panda) finally makes it to Paul's bedroom to record the podcast! It is an exciting time for everyone involved. They talk about bears, movies, concerts and an assortment of other things. Hope you enjoy this special episode with our number one fan!

    Split Podcast w/ Sophie Hoekstra | Episode 12

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2019 82:47


    Different format but the first half Paul and Dylan talk and the second half Paul and Sophie talk. Paul is getting in his overtime hours with this one.

    Thanksgiving, Other Things, and Patents w/ Max Anderson | Episode 11

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2019 76:53


    Max Anderson is back on because Zach got a Job. We recap Thanksgiving, and then talk about other things. The podcast ends with a long discussion on movies and creativity and the patents system!

    Thanksgiving Special! | Episode 10

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2019 53:43


    Happy Thanksgiving Fishies! It's just Paul and Dylan today back in their regular old witty fashion!

    Pop-Tarts, Factoids, and Call Backs w/ Sean McDaniel | Episode 9

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2019 76:05


    Big buddy Sean McDaniel comes and hang's out with the boys. He chooses to be an ethnic Slavic dog, which we discuss about why he did that to himself. We talk about Pop-Tarts, Chinese Finger Traps and other random things. Listen or don't, that's on you!

    Bus Talk and More w/ Isaac & Max | Episode 8

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2019 65:54


    Isaac Bosgraf and Max Anderson come on and chat about buses with Paul for a while. Dylan doesn't participate in that part, but there was more to talk about than just that!

    Thanksgiving, Tires, and Noodling w/ Harper & Brady | Episode 7

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2019 69:30


    In this weeks episode Harper Tice (Giraffe) and Brady Simshauser (Sasquatch) are the special guests, Dylan eats popcorn with his grandparents and doesn't answer his phone, Paul broke Harper's car, and we find out the largest catfish ever caught weighed over 600 lbs.

    Kanye, Kiowa, and Manliness w/ Carter Milroy | Episode 6

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2019 66:39


    In this weeks episode, Carter Milroy comes on and chooses to be a puppy, and that's cool I guess! Carter has a band called Kiowa that isn't anywhere except Instagram so good luck looking them up!

    Food, Portland, and Music w/ Caleb Hensley | Episode 5

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2019 66:07


    Caleb Hensley is our guest Aardvark (Which he eventually regrets ever saying) and we talk food, Portland (with a special guest Jillian Sharp, Portland Native), and Music including Kanye West, Chance the Rapper and Childish Gambino (We could not get them on the phone sadly).

    Movies, Podcasts, and Miscellaneous | Episode 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2019 59:47


    Max and Sophie come back on and we have two mics still, but don't worry because Paul bought some more while they were recording! They talk about a bunch of things and I can't remember what it all entailed.

    Max, Sophie, and Paul's Mother | Episode 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2019 70:00


    Special Guest Max Anderson joins Paul and Dylan while Sophie sits in the corner. Paul's mom calls to see whats going on and Dylan unplugs Paul's mic while him and Max talked about Buses.

    Wrestling, Buses, and Movies | Episode 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2019 74:46


    Dylan and Paul talk about things. Not the best, but at least they're real!

    Sports, Wings, and Tier Lists | Episode 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2019 74:49


    For our first episode we have Bad Quality, Small Talk and some Stories to be told.

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