Two Monkeys in a Pond

Ok guys, this is the last one last one. No more. Enjoy.

Dylan and Paul blow off the cobwebs and return to the studio to record their last (not last) podcast. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We just complain --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Paul hates Dylan for talking basketball so Paul Livestreams on TIkTok --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Go to our Instagram @twomonkeysinapond to participate in the team draft voting that the boys talk about in this episode --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We talk at Building 3 in Colorado Springs --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The gang hits up Taco Bell after an evening of Spikeball, Paul and Dylan haven’t recorded in a while, so they decided to pull out their phone to capture this masterpiece of a podcast --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Paul and Jensen were on the road back from Texas and they pulled off to watch the sunset, and Dylan rang. Here’s what came of it!

Blame Paul for the late upload

Brady logs-on to y’all about things and Paul puts the podcast up late! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

I’m running out of fun names for the podcast, please help! Also listen to this one it’s super cool! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The boys hope on Anchor’s remote podcast recording system and have friends from around the US at the Pond! By around the US I mean Colorado Springs and West Virginia --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Dylan finally takes over since Paul is back home in Arkansas. Guest host Max and returning guest Zach chat about what has been going in our lives since Coronavirus has basically shut down the country. Enjoy! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Dylan's friends Carly (Cat) and Brian (Shiba) come onto the Pondcast. Fun Fact: Brian made the intro for this Podcast, and might make more segment music for us! We talks about our dogs, Dylan Complains, and we share music suggestions and old stories. Another Fun Fact: This is the Pondcast's half-birthday! Last Fun Fact: Before this recording, Dylan walked in on Paul playing Grand Theft Auto V --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Cole(Black Bear) and Emma (Horse) come to the Pond to talk about things like camping, engagement (which Paul keeps calling Fiance-ed), and middle schoolers. Dylan complains about some stuff, and we all share music things. It's a good one, Dylan and Paul might stop doing the POdcast. Who knows what will happen next?

Here's a little excerpt from this weeks Pondcast. You just don't get this kind of entertainment anywhere else

Paul has Sophie over with her two friends, Lindsay (Golden Retriever) and Murphy (Mountain Goat), to tell about their most recent road trip they took to Utah. "This is the most entertaining Pondcast yet." - Doug. Thanks Doug. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Claire comes on to the podcast to chat music and other topics. Apparently Max and Dylan made a mutiny and Max stops by unannounced and joins the podcast. This brings problems on top of problems. First the mics break because plugging in one for Max surges the rest, then Max's mic disconnected like 2 other times. This was just one big mess of a Pondcast --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

As I was uploading this episode, Caleb and Paul were singing Bury Me in Dixie by Riley Green and had a good time doing it. The group has a couple drinks and records the podcast while Dylan is in Denver. They have a good time, but no one was there to regulate the conversation so it is kind of everywhere. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Max and Sean come onto the Pondcast. Paul forgets that Sean has been on before. They talk about stuff and things and end the podcast with talk about Bands and Paul's Joke calendar. It is what it is. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

During their Super Bowl Party, they decide to record this episode so it's loud and crazy, but Paul cuts it short around 45 minutes. Hopefully it isn't too much for you to handle. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Brady (The Wigidokowok) comes to the podcast and we tell stories about growing up around drugs in our high schools, Paul confirms a Conspiracy Theory from two weeks past, and they take some time to remember the legends that have died recently. Rest in Peace Kobe Bryant, Mac Miller, and Paul Walker. This podcast has not been monetized for the respect of the Bryant family and those who had been effected by tragedies in the past week.

Its just the two boys on today. For some added Drama, Dylan calls out the guest that didn't show up then they question their own existence for a solid 30 minutes. Please share this with more people so they can finally have something to talk about. Enjoy. Bon Appetite. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Claire Spradling (Naked Mole Rat) comes out to the Pond to discuss small talk with Paul and Dylan. They talk a lot about things just as normal podcasts do. Listen to it because if you don't then you will miss out with the discussion your friends will be having over this episode. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Caleb Hensley comes back onto the Podcast and talks about the topics above. The mic gets blow out a couple times and I don't get paid enough to edit them out, so sorry in advanced. Hope you enjoy this episode of the "Pondcast" --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

After Paul figures out the mic problems, the boys get together to talk about things that happened in the past year. Dates start to get confusing because the episode was prerecorded since Paul is technically out of town. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Dylan's high school friend Truman (Tree Frog) come to the pond to talk about everything except Christmas! Happy Holidays Fishies!

Zach Hammer (Giant Panda) finally makes it to Paul's bedroom to record the podcast! It is an exciting time for everyone involved. They talk about bears, movies, concerts and an assortment of other things. Hope you enjoy this special episode with our number one fan!

Different format but the first half Paul and Dylan talk and the second half Paul and Sophie talk. Paul is getting in his overtime hours with this one.

Max Anderson is back on because Zach got a Job. We recap Thanksgiving, and then talk about other things. The podcast ends with a long discussion on movies and creativity and the patents system!

Happy Thanksgiving Fishies! It's just Paul and Dylan today back in their regular old witty fashion!

Big buddy Sean McDaniel comes and hang's out with the boys. He chooses to be an ethnic Slavic dog, which we discuss about why he did that to himself. We talk about Pop-Tarts, Chinese Finger Traps and other random things. Listen or don't, that's on you!

Isaac Bosgraf and Max Anderson come on and chat about buses with Paul for a while. Dylan doesn't participate in that part, but there was more to talk about than just that!

In this weeks episode Harper Tice (Giraffe) and Brady Simshauser (Sasquatch) are the special guests, Dylan eats popcorn with his grandparents and doesn't answer his phone, Paul broke Harper's car, and we find out the largest catfish ever caught weighed over 600 lbs.

In this weeks episode, Carter Milroy comes on and chooses to be a puppy, and that's cool I guess! Carter has a band called Kiowa that isn't anywhere except Instagram so good luck looking them up!

Caleb Hensley is our guest Aardvark (Which he eventually regrets ever saying) and we talk food, Portland (with a special guest Jillian Sharp, Portland Native), and Music including Kanye West, Chance the Rapper and Childish Gambino (We could not get them on the phone sadly).

Max and Sophie come back on and we have two mics still, but don't worry because Paul bought some more while they were recording! They talk about a bunch of things and I can't remember what it all entailed.

Special Guest Max Anderson joins Paul and Dylan while Sophie sits in the corner. Paul's mom calls to see whats going on and Dylan unplugs Paul's mic while him and Max talked about Buses.

Dylan and Paul talk about things. Not the best, but at least they're real!

For our first episode we have Bad Quality, Small Talk and some Stories to be told.