Life's not always rainbows and cold baby Coca Cola's but we get by with the help of some little friends. Meet Jordan and Jess, two long time friends navigating life in their 30's with Anxiety. Sharing stories from their life as well as discussing today's trending topics that will make you feel a little less crazy..... but just a little.
The Two Sarcastic Girls podcast is an absolute gem in the world of podcasts. As someone who doesn't usually listen to podcasts and lacks the patience for them, I find myself eagerly anticipating each new episode every other Monday. The hosts bring a level of humor and relatability that keeps me engaged throughout the entire episode. Their willingness to share their real-life experiences and make light of them creates a sense of camaraderie among listeners, making you feel like you're not alone in navigating the ups and downs of life. If you're a woman in your 20s-30s, I highly recommend giving this podcast a listen.
One of the best aspects of The Two Sarcastic Girls podcast is its ability to incorporate humor into real-life situations and trending events. It's refreshing to listen to something that offers a unique perspective rather than sticking to the same old tired topics. The hosts infuse each episode with twists and turns that keep you laughing from start to finish. They have incredible comedic timing and chemistry, which adds an extra layer of enjoyment to the listening experience. It truly feels like you're hanging out with great friends as they effortlessly navigate through various discussions.
While The Two Sarcastic Girls podcast is undoubtedly entertaining, there are some aspects that could be improved upon. One area that could use some attention is the podcast's structure. At times, it can feel a bit scattered or lacking in focus as the hosts jump from topic to topic without much cohesion. A more streamlined approach would help provide a clearer narrative arc and enhance overall listener engagement. Additionally, while the humor is one of the standout features, there are moments when it may veer towards being too sarcastic or sarcastic at someone else's expense, potentially alienating certain listeners.
In conclusion, The Two Sarcastic Girls podcast is an absolute must-listen for those seeking lighthearted humor and relatable content. Despite its minor flaws, the hosts excel at delivering a podcast that feels like a breath of fresh air and a chance to kick back with some great girlfriends. They have mastered the art of balancing humor with real-life situations and trending events, making each episode an enjoyable experience from beginning to end. So grab a glass of wine, sit back, and prepare to laugh your way through this delightful podcast. Well done, ladies!
The year is 2022 and we now live in a world without Betty White! We discuss why she has been considered a National Treasure for almost 7 decades and how the world needs more people like her. Plus, a quick recap of our NYE as well as some social media trends and a big post and delete No No! It wouldn't be us if we didn't sprinkle a few recent traumas in there for you, as well.
It's the most stressy time of the year! Eye 'twiches, hiccups, anxiety and cheer! What's our top Holiday movies of all time? We chat holiday disasters favorite movies, the art of gift giving for the anxious and of course childhood traumas. Let's normalize chilling out on Holiday chaos and treating Santa like the creepy old man he is! Sorry St. Nick.
We all have those friends who we refuse to let drive because it's scary. Cookie Monster, as known by the local police is one of them. To us she's just S.A.D gal Jordan . Tune in as we discuss driving escapades and our road rage anxieties. Plus while on two feet Jess barely escapes severe injury but not without a few cringy moments. Buckle Up !
It's Someones Birthday! This week Jordan and Chomps are both celebrating big birthdays....seems as if Jess has a soft spot for Scorpios. Jordan tells us some of her best Birthday gifts (whether they were discounted or not) and some of Jess's more traumatic ones. We also ponder is it Sugarbaby or Sugarwomen once we hit a certain age and why Jordan seems to blackout everything before the age of 18. Plus Hinge Liars, yogurt shop hair extensions and why it's dangerous to comment on strangers pictures. Hint all roads lead back to JLo!
Happy Halloween. Boo! We chat ghostly experiences vs human experiences and why we aren't fans of either. Plus hear about some of our favorite podcasts creepiest episodes and how Payne Lyndsey may be someone's perfect match. Call us ;)
We BACK! And it's Jordan's favorite season, cuffing season! Oh wait, that can't be right, it's HALLOWEEN! We chat all things treats , costumes, movies and tricks. Plus a sneak peek into our season 2 surprise.
Thunderstorms , Friday the 13th, and a dermaplanning from Hell....It's Episode 15 ! We celebrate the unathletic half of our duo's big award win and hear about Jess's vacation wins and stressors. Plus we discuss some surprises coming in Season 2!
We start the week with more stress from our senior fur babies and we ask ourselves "How much crying is too much crying?". As we share our weeks Hit & Miss.... SURPRISE Jordan watched another new scary show. While Jess sent a text intended for someone else to a group chat....big oops. Plus we discuss if it's ever okay for your friend to be friends with your ex?
Another week, more doggie drama as we discuss our latest "post pandemi" traumas. The Happiest Place on Earth get's a visit from the unhappiest girl, as Jordan spends her family vacation stressi and depressi dealing with dog messes back home. And Jess predicts a love match for Jord that doesn't involve an App or a any charity work.
Let's chat hit and misses for the week along with some of our biggest beauty mishaps. Of course we take a detour to discuss the odds of making a serial killer and the pressure that must put on reproducing. Plus a PSA on why DIY isn't always a good idea and it's best left to the professionals ....trust us.
It's here ....Mercury Retrograde! We chat what NOT to do during retrograde and how it might be effecting JLO's newest relationship. Plus, we discuss some key traits from our signs... Leo + Scorpio , how texting your ex is a no no even outside of the retrograde, and how Sage-ing should be an essential part of your routine. Buckle Up !
Happy Mental Health Awareness Month! Let's wrap up the month chatting about our latest Hit + Miss's and dive into one of our favorite things...BOUNDARIES! We also discuss internet F*ckboys who try to bring us down and how food and shopping make us happy. Plus, how sometimes it's better to disappoint others than people please, just ask our parents.
Welcome the men of our lives....the important ones. They have 4 legs, never want to leave us, and are mostly blind. They sound dreamy right? We throw it back and talk about becoming Dog Moms to our aging babies and how so much terror comes in something so small. Plus we chat "petty" theft and how all women are guilty of it and introduce our newest invention...Swexpants. You're welcome ladies!
A quick ode to DMX and our High School throwbacks as we chat about what senior superlative Jordan would of received and how college wasn't in the cards for us. Hear about the toxic, embarrassing, and questionable crushes we've had throughout the years and bare with us as we try to answer the age old question "Are all babies cute?" spoiler alert ....No.
Sad girl Spring is here and we are discussing how it really makes us feel. Also, thanks to Facebooks "Time Hop" we get to relive how sending someone flowers is nice but how someone took it too far. Hint: It was a man. Plus, we discuss how there's always that one ex who we don't like to see win and how your friends probably warned you about him from the start.
We discussed newest #WHM news, relive some of our most traumatic childhood sporting moments , and go over how compliments should focus on more than just our looks. Plus, how communication and a buddy make anxiety a lot more bearable and our newest Netflix obession that has us asking so many "What if's".
*Trigger Warning- the last segment of this episode contains discussions of sexual assault and may be triggering to some listeners* So side parts aren't cool but no ones talking about poufs and bump-it's ? Listen while we discuss growing up without the internet to help and how we ignored red flags in our 20's but found our confidence and "zero f*ck" attitudes in our 30's. Also, Jordan shares how no matter what our age some things like having to stay safe seem to never change!
What you don't freak out in elevators or empty stores? Must be nice to live without fear. A quick dip into some of our daily anxiety triggers and how we used codependency to get through our jobs!
What's our favorite way to celebrate Valentines Day? By reliving some of our worst first dates of course! We talk some of our biggest dating duds and how you always always pay attention to red flags. Plus we break down #freebrittany and how we all need to do better. Some of us more than others!
TIK TOK, The Night Stalker, and Birthday Cokes We welcome you back with a discussion into Jordan's newest creepy documentary obsession, talk safety ideas that will still probably get you killed, and why we are skipping Valentines Day!
Allow us to introduce ourselves..... We throw it back to how we met and why it was quickly a match made in codependency heaven! We also discuss the importance of self care Sunday and our opinion on botox denial and cannibal actors. Creepy neighbors make an unwanted appearance, only strengthening our dislike of strangers.
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