We. Are. Frank.

The penultimate episode of We Are Frank! Whys and wherefores, what's coming next and the obligatory Thank You list.

They said she couldn't do it.  She did it.  Also, changes in the works.  Questions are asked.  Listen and tweet @the2franks with your opinions.

Cat Chat.  Banana Bitching.  Diabetes Discussion.  Friend Fail.  The return of the Banana music!Banana Music and all music from www.bensound.com with gratitude.

Frank has a bit of a rant today about her long weekend drive.  It's a hum-dinger.  It lasts a full half hour.  Just warning you.  Tiggy the podcat is there and then he's gone.  Giraffe Watch continues.Music, as always, by www.bensound.com . Tweet us @the2franks.

It's a mixed bag this episode!  We talk poop (of course), the pitfalls of car ownership in the UK, and we keep an eye on an overdue pregnant giraffe.  Yeah, you heard right.Music by www.bensound.com as always.

American Frank, recently diabetic, is talking Metformin and its unspeakably horrible side effects.  Not for the faint-hearted.Music by www.bensound.comTweet us @the2franks with your feedback.

Yeah... um... no words really except the ones on the recording. Thoughts, Suggestions, whatever to @the2franks on Twitter.

American Frank kicks off the new year in style.  Wait for it.Music by www.bensound.com

Sorry it's a little late, friends.  And Franks for waiting!  Frank doesn't seem to want to eat Frank's feast... but it's really really nice....Music by www.bensound.com and some old-fashioned royalty free stuff accompanies the traffic report.

The  50th Frankiversary episode is here!  The Podcast Environment Office has issued an amber warning for poo stories... with a side of corn.Music mostly by www.bensound.com and otherwise from various royalty-free archives.

This entire podcast is a shameless plug for the event All Day You Drunks 2: 2 Drunk, which is happening on Radio Free Radio. You can download the app for iPhone and Android, or watch on Youtube, https://www.youtube.com/radiofreeradioDMF/live  It's on Saturday the 22nd of October from 2pm BST, 9am EST, until the following day, same time.  24 hours.  Tune in.  There's gonna be music, comedy, food, and almost definitely fatigue and sleep deprivation.The 2 Franks are crocheting for the cause.  We start now because we can't start later.

We are two Franks again!!!! The Franks eat cox. Fresh cox. Frank invokes the "C" word... More than once. Dream analysis was a foregone conclusion. Things happened on a Paranormal Investigation. The Franks are back!!!!! Frank is getting Jack for Chritmas from Frank. All Day You Drunks 2? Yes please!

American Frank is on her own again. The word Frank lost in this episode is DEMOGRAPHICS. "Discover Papercraft!" is a go! Shoutout to E14 podcasts. A few words about Community. And finally our first Power Thought. Hoping to become "We Are Frank" once again next week.

Sans British Frank today. Talking about blogging, other social media, sound issues (as always), and with a half-time interference move by Tiggy the PodCat. Music by Bensound.

Yeah, so we did the Bitly and the Twitter promotion but we didn't actually put it up for our friends who use Podcast Addict. Sorry guys, here it is. A Lost Episode! In which the Franks try out a new Pore Vacuum Mask. Riveting stuff.

Not what you think. It is literally too hot. As in the weather. There is moaning. But guess what it's about. Yeah. It's just too hot.

Back on the Ball. The Blue Ball. Couldn't be bothered with the two mics today, and may not want to be bothered by them until we can get better ones.... but what did we talk about? You'll have to listen to find out. We had no plan.

Strap yourselves in, this is going to be a long one. Frank and Frank indulge in some scratch cards. Paranormally Speaking returns... and gets real. Snacktime, featuring Bugles. Or at least that's what they claim to be. Cats invade. Medway goings-on at Riverside One Studios. The Battle for the Blue Lip Gloss is retold. Radio Free Radio for President. Who would be the Press Secretary? And what are the Franks drinking this week? And all not necessarily in that order. Umm.... enjoy, if you can even make out what we're saying. When will this audio nightmare end???

Only the hardcore and very tolerant should listen to this one. We had a terrible sound snafu and.... well, the better-sounding intro-slash-warning message says it better. Go listen to that and decide for yourself whether you have the constitution to continue. Personally, we give it two Franks up and we enjoyed making it. We were gutted when we heard the playback. Sorry guys.

After a strange start, things get creepily back to normal... with Two Actual Franks!!! The drought has come to an end! Hoo-fecking-ray.

Spooky noise reduction remnants from the Prius of Death. American Frank talks about her several commitments and wonders if there's enough time... and if not, what goes?

Lengthy update about British Frank and her condition and why I still Am Frank. I talk comedy writing, procrastination, and mounting piles of magazines. Do you spend more time reading about your hobby than you do actually engaging in it? Are you sure you don't? what about Pinterest? That counts... yeah, I thought so.

Frank is still Frankless at the moment, so it's another solo offering from American Frank, and the first part is Meta. So meta. check out #portapoddy on Instagram and you should find some additional media to accompany your podcast. Very vague tutorial is followed by a long-winded rant about child care and then about children in general, and it wraps up... well, quite suddenly really. Get in touch! Tweet @the2franks or look in on us on Instagram @frankenpages.

It's a quick one this week... British Frank is not well, so you're stuck with American Frank in a never-before-attempted solo podcast. Not something that is likely to be repeated... probably a good thing. American Frank talks crafty sales, jealousy in the craft community, and just how good it feels for someone to actually pay money for something one makes. No planned segue at all into a road rage story and she trails off. Quality. Bam. Luckily for you, short too.

The Franks went in with a plan this time. No, really! British Frank's love life: Give him a chance or give him the boot? American Frank's very odd dream. Teeth! Blindness! How are the two connected? Or is this really about something else entirely? Those t-shirt ads on Facebook- now on Twitter!!! But can you actually get said t-shirts or are they just a big scam? British Frank gets antsy waiting for the Avon lady and that's where we lose her.