Yes, Actually... My Penis

i was cranking my hog earlier but i could tell that jesus was watching me so i got real sad and ended up doing pills again. thanks god   https://arizonabaycandy.com/?ref=BeelzePod   https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds     

sometimes when im in the shower a toenail will fall off i dont know what that means but i think its an omen of good luck    https://arizonabaycandy.com/?ref=BeelzePod   https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds 

no wonder jigs are always so stinky, gotta carry a pocket full of slop to lure the pigs   https://arizonabaycandy.com/?ref=BeelzePod   https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds 

you think when a chinese guy goes to the optometrist they just pry his eyes open a bit and call it a day?   Jodie B's show - https://pod.link/1215644886  Jodie B's Twitter - @poboypod   https://arizonabaycandy.com/?ref=BeelzePod   https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds 

i'd hate to fuck an italian bitch imagine all the pasta that she's hiding in her pusssy lips get outta here nasty   https://arizonabaycandy.com/?ref=BeelzePod   https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds 

a lil bit of clam sauce? a lil bit of gash mash? a lil bit of vaginal secretion? y'know what i mean?   https://arizonabaycandy.com/?ref=BeelzePod   https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds 

my dog got cancer in his balls so i have to jack him off constantly or he'll die dude it's doctor's orders stop looking at me like that   https://arizonabaycandy.com/?ref=BeelzePod   https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds 

had to fight through a bunch of desync issues during editing so hopefully it sounds halfway alright   https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds 

i'm gonna force Riley into that boxing ring and turn him into a pile of jelly dude   https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds 

i wish jap pussy was sideways so you could slap googly eyes on em and make em look like faces   https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds 

i wish feet made me nut id just hang out at a beach all day   https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds 

what are you doing step brutha? https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds    https://fartmouth.com 

so i says to the bitch "you can either fist your ass or eat this gun". dunno why she never calls back   https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds 

we didn't keep time well so sorry for it being short   https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds 

regular ep coming in the next few days.

Riley recaps the Fartmouth party for the first 30 minutes or so if you're wanting to skip that   https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds 

gotta get the daily vitamin d(ick) somehow   Marcus had a fuckton of echo in his local so that's why he's got shitty Discord audio   https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds 

Jake had to get a paternity test and Zack and Marcus went for emotional support so we got the other racist Jake in the mix   https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds    https://fartmouth.com

you ever lose your dick in the toilet so you gotta go to the sewage treatment plant and go through their lost and found?   https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds 

coming soon to a ghetto near you   https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds 

how about you fist my ass pal? slip a whole fiver in there elbow deep once or twice   https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds 

my daughter says it too   allmylinks.com/Beelzebuds 

and then took a 20 minute shit   https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds 

kinda fucked up that pedos just stole greek culture like that   https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds 

you ever try to finger a fish's pussy? it's all weird and scaley it sucks. you can still bust pretty good though and it's not like they can tell on you or anything   https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds 

riley told me one time that he sniffs his girl's socks and i think that's just too far man   https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds 

what if instead of "Love Me Two Times" it was "Suck Me Two Times" i think it would've been a better song https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds 

ayo boss man where all dem hood bitches at im tryna get some herpes https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds 

sorry about the fan noise, i'm going to cut riley's power next week so he can't run his fan    https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds 

i hope no one finds out somehow, that'd be horrible   All our links: https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds 

riley thinks the tool segment was gay but i think he's just upset his girl thinks i'm funnier than him   All our links: https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds 

this is the one where we get kicked off platforms   All our links: https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds 

if I had one wish from a genie I'd make Riley armless so he'd stop fidgeting with his fucking mic   All our links: https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds 

my post-op pussy is lookin pretty rad i think im gonna cruise the gloryholes and get some strange dick   we were retarded not screen recording the map thing, next week it'll be posted seperately in video on youtube   All our links: https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds     

Jake wanted to brag about his black friend getting sucked off in a dirty bathroom   All our links: https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds  Jake's show: https://open.spotify.com/show/20vwbgqyNAbPXBoVUN5mNb?si=6e7ff3fb71ec4cb8 

nah we weren't gone you're crazy stop gaslighting me   All our links: https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds 

chirp phones bitch   Discord: https://discord.gg/QZSKWQ7T @Spoogeslinger on Twitter

a guy once told me he busts like a pig and i've never been more jealous   All our links: https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds 

i swear officer, i got a doctor's note that says i need to bust   All our links: https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds 

i piss gamma rays now shit's cool   My new show Record Rippers: https://open.spotify.com/show/0gpNh242GqRajbgGmRNaxV?si=8b46b7aea3914734    All our links: https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds 

how about you watch this weight get in your ass, bitch   All our links: https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds 

really missed the opportunity of having both Jakes on and calling it the "Jake Off"   All our links: https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds  Jake's show: https://open.spotify.com/show/0OfNr3YnIIMkSD9tGutwea?si=180687a8a14e4d63  Jake's Twitter: https://twitter.com/jtastronaut 

some say asians master kung-fu by balancing rice in their eyes   All our links: https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds  Jake's show: https://open.spotify.com/show/20vwbgqyNAbPXBoVUN5mNb?si=6e7ff3fb71ec4cb8 

leave it to the white man to run the minorities out of his community   All our links: https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds 

someone told me it was alright to be antisemitic as long as you got circumcized as a kid   All our links: https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds 

got a fuckin rat in our midst   If you wanna reach out to the show send an email to beelzebudspod@gmail.com    All our links: https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds 

that's the kinda ACT i'm tryin to take. the only Brown i'm applying for is your bootyhole, sweet cheeks   If you wanna reach out to the show send an email to beelzebudspod@gmail.com    All our links: https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds 

im selling girl scout cookies since i lost my job please god buy my mint cookies  If you wanna reach out to the show send an email to beelzebudspod@gmail.com    All our links: https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds 

more like Drew Suckmore am I right?   If you wanna reach out to the show send an email to beelzebudspod@gmail.com    All our links: https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds 

been thinkin about getting a second circumcision hit me up if you know a guy   If you wanna reach out to the show send an email to beelzebudspod@gmail.com    All our links: https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds 

Josh and Zack were filming their first appearance on blacked.com so they couldn't make it but we found some junkie to fill in   Jake's show: https://open.spotify.com/show/20vwbgqyNAbPXBoVUN5mNb?si=41c68d49f975424e  f you wanna reach out to the show send an email to beelzebudspod@gmail.com    All our links: https://allmylinks.com/beelzebuds