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DOWNLOAD Wow. This one is up there. Bad. Like The Brothers Solomon bad. SPOILER ALERT: Moon rock spiders. MOON ROCK SPIDERS.
DOWNLOAD Darren and Mike surprise Bill for this birthday, but Bill is the one with the REAL surprise. Oh yeah, also, a movie - visually appealing, otherwise a serious let down.
DOWNLOAD We like to find SOMETHING redeeming about every move we BLAST. The most redeeming part of this movie was the Casa Bianca pizza pre-BLAST, then some fine whiskey and tequila mid-BLAST. Movie? What movie?
DOWNLOAD Whoooo Boy. This one stinks. Fortunately, we're not alone having to tear this one up. It's the annual BLASTkittens festival! We're joined by: Senta Moses, Shannon Muchow, Retta Putignano, and Lisa K. Wyatt. Also: Our annual apology to these nice women for having to watch this coiler.
DOWNLOADSome things are better just left alone. Conan the Barbarian is one of them.The movie, that is.Well, the actual barbarian named Conan is probably also best left alone.
DOWNLOAD Hey everybody! 2012 has ... ahem... started, and we are BLASTing the worst of 2011.The first one to get it is "Season of the Witch" starring Nicolas Cage... enjoy.
Special Guest Brooke Edwards joins the boys as they ponder the deep questions such as:Who wrote this garbage?Who cast this guy?Real or Fake (and do you care): GO!The Worst of 2010 BLAST-list is wrapped! Happy New Year, everybody!
It's the dawn of a new day. No, not the movie. The movie sucks. HARD. Just like all the rest. No, this is the first ever Streaming BLAST!So fire up the Netflix (or whatever), and follow along as we watch this mess come flyin' in over the internets.
Happy Halloween 'Phemers! Enjoy the gore!Also enjoy all the gross special effects in the movie!
So... who are the real schmucks? The idiots that these horrible people invite to a dinner in order to make fun of them? Or the idiots that sat through the whole movie?
Not a poorly reviewed movie, overall. In fact, in the days leading up to the BLAST, it was suggested that someone may be interested in actually defending it.No.Do you care about the baby-crazy psycho scientist with mommy issues, or the other scientist who seems almost normal, but turns out to be REALLY crazy?We BLAST this in the name of all that is good and true in this world. You are welcome.
Aliens have invaded! And they need brains!This could have been the best ID4/Matrix/War of the Worlds/FaceOff/Terminator mash-up ever. If only it had been good. Even a little bit.Almost everyone dies, which you can mark in the "win" column
Some BLASTs are endurance races, some are short and terrible, this one is a terrible endurance race.Luckily, the BLAST Kittens took care of the bulk of the nonsense.2011 Kittens:Shannon MuchowLisa K. WyattDeidre MooreRetta PutignanoLaura Smith
Bad 3D, plot holes, and racist Pegusii. Re-hash of the Titans.
FINALLY! Here it is... Howard the Duck. It couldn't escape its destiny forever.Special Guest! BLASTphemer David G.Also: higher quality audio (bigger file, too)
Mike Walsh's "Ode to Pepsi" song was first featured in "Korean Mart Chronicles". One year later, it was re-recorded and this video was produced. The first Adudathuda short film to be available on the internet in 2000, it remains popular to this day.
Aaaaand... we're back. Hope you enjoy it.
The heat is getting to us. As we sign off for a short summer vacation, we leave you with the first ever DVD podBLAST double feature: Double Impact and Double Team (in that order) Both starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, one starring him twice, and the other also starring Rebound King and former Flavor of the Month, Dennis Rodman.Squeamish about hearing your BLASTers chow down? Too bad. Trying to survive 3.5 hours of "The Damme" without eating is impossible, so at the break, we send one of our own down to In 'n Out to grab some Double-Doubles.Believe it or not, there are even MORE "double" jokes in the BLAST. So, enjoy that. We'll see you in a month or so.
Happy Cinco de Mayo!Join the BLASTers and special guest Senta Moses on a journey through the depths of the human soul as they explore the meaning and significance of Tequila Body Shots.Few knew that what has long been considered just a super hot way to get tequila into your belly is actually an ancient Mexican tradition designed to get really cute guys laid. It's also closely related to necrophilia. (Look that one up, kids.)Joey Lawrence brings it home in his own, very particular style.
A troubled Southern teen (Lucas Black) travels to the land of the distant sun to live with his troubled, whore-loving father. (Sound familiar? Thought so. Yeah, we're talking to YOU!)Within hours of arriving, he falls in love with another troubled foreigner, gets caught up in the world of drift racing, and is taken under the wing of a Japanese mobster with a huge supply of exotic four-bangers and a taste for cheesy snack crackers.Well, as you might expect, one does not become number-one roundeye overnight. So, some trials and tribulations happen, after which the ultimate race for domination (and sweet, slutty love) is set up. As you have already guessed, Good Guy drifts the shit out of Bad Guy, wins The Girl, then rolls into the strangest cameo scene in drift racing movie history.
MARIAH CAREY! ... So did your eyes just light up, or did you fight off a gag reflex? If you said the latter, then welcome, friend. Face your fear by renting "Glitter" and downloading this podBLAST. Listen for the secret word, then contact us and let us know what it is. You will earn MAD street cred, and we'll add your name to the website under the heading, "THESE PEOPLE ARE INSANE".