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Today'e edition of PerfBytes News of the damned Daily is brought to you by Foulk ConsultingFoulk Consulting ServicesFoulk Consulting Services (FCS) has more than 15 years of experience as a high caliber, industry-leading services provider of application performance testing, monitoring, and management with a strong background in software quality assurance. At Foulk Consulting we believe we have the greatest consultants in the world and we love growing our customer-focused relationships. Find out more at www.FoulkConsulting.comSession is one of the more confusing items in performance testing and engineering because we use it so many different ways. Session duration is the time someone visits the site from beginning to end. Session objects are the items that we hold in memory until a person leaves a site. Session timeout is how long we wait after the last request to clean up the session objects after the last request. I want to speak about the first and the last because too many people conflate session duration with session timeout when setting up their web server, often with disastrous results on high load days.
Hello everyone, we're gonna try and keep some tradition with our 4th of July broadcasting - but this time VERY socially distanced from different locations!
Hello everyone, we're gonna try and keep some tradition with our 4th of July broadcasting - but this time VERY socially distanced from different locations!
Ryan Foulk sits down with James & Mark at Dynatrace Perform for a chat about Foulk Consulting
Ryan Foulk sits down with James & Mark at Dynatrace Perform for a chat about Foulk Consulting
Mark, Jame and Brian talk about today's announcements.
Let's talk about today's annoucements and how Dave Anderson delivered News of The Damned on Mainstage!
Mark, Jame and Brian talk about today's announcements.
Let's talk about today's annoucements and how Dave Anderson delivered News of The Damned on Mainstage!
HBO's Game of Thrones crashes again, the FCC denies public information and James joins the mosh pit to dance out his feelings. Mark joins live from the peace and quiet of the Berkshires.
Once again, those Damned websites are going down
Art, CSPAN, Bill Murray, ...
John Oliver, what are you doing?
More crashing websites!
Oh no - really!?!? More websites crashing?
With James Pulley and Howard Chorney
With Guest Host Dan Bartow
James and Howard have more crashing websites!
Oh my, there's more crashing websites!?
Here we go again! It's better than a tidal wave!
This episode we cover Booze, Disaster Charities and Snobby Ticket Sales and Famous Indian Actors!
Only a few E-tailers around the world took a hit on this black Friday edition of the #notd. We investigate vocal of hitmaker and songstress diva Adele as the latest victim of IT hijinks along with the millions of viewers to Eurovision 2015. The Aussie NRL site takes a dive with an odd choice for backend ticket processing providers; rugby players don't scrum with fine wines. Bwwwaaaaahahahahahaaaaaaa!
Only a few E-tailers around the world took a hit on this black Friday edition of the #notd. We investigate vocal of hitmaker and songstress diva Adele as the latest victim of IT hijinks along with the millions of viewers to Eurovision 2015. The Aussie NRL site takes a dive with an odd choice for backend ticket processing providers; rugby players don't scrum with fine wines. Bwwwaaaaahahahahahaaaaaaa!
A long time ago, on a website not-so-far-away, the IT department at Fandago failed to implement a content distribution network and then...boom went the website! Bwwaaaahahahahahaaaaaa!
A long time ago, on a website not-so-far-away, the IT department at Fandago failed to implement a content distribution network and then...boom went the website! Bwwaaaahahahahahaaaaaa!
With a new introduction from Satan we review a global barrage of outages including an epidemic with low-fare airline tickets and tragedy in the Netherlands. Vincent has perfect timing and Howard is amazed to finally get a mention from his Evilness.
With a new introduction from Satan we review a global barrage of outages including an epidemic with low-fare airline tickets and tragedy in the Netherlands. Vincent has perfect timing and Howard is amazed to finally get a mention from his Evilness.
Kicking off an entire week of crashing websites this NOTD comes from the middle of last month and includes world-wide life-critical news events, repeat offenders in India, politicians crashing government websites and the IRS sadly takes a hit. Mark explains "slash-dotting" while Lucifer once again claims: "cuz you know it's just static content that could be cached in the CDN, right dude?!" Please take note, this episode contains absolutely no stories about ticket websites in the UK. Nice work guys!
Kicking off an entire week of crashing websites this NOTD comes from the middle of last month and includes world-wide life-critical news events, repeat offenders in India, politicians crashing government websites and the IRS sadly takes a hit. Mark explains "slash-dotting" while Lucifer once again claims: "cuz you know it's just static content that could be cached in the CDN, right dude?!" Please take note, this episode contains absolutely no stories about ticket websites in the UK. Nice work guys!
Let's talk about a whole new set of system crashes internationally, politically, with repeat offenders, ospreys, pirates and law students potentially suffering the abuse of a browser spinning endlessly. Scott Moore sends us a goodie from a bookstore in the UK, IT Professionals in India have still not learned a lesson about caching static content and our friends in the UK have learned a new trick about pre-event site crashes. What fun we're having, eh kids!? Bwwwaaaaahahahahahaha!!!
Let's talk about a whole new set of system crashes internationally, politically, with repeat offenders, ospreys, pirates and law students potentially suffering the abuse of a browser spinning endlessly. Scott Moore sends us a goodie from a bookstore in the UK, IT Professionals in India have still not learned a lesson about caching static content and our friends in the UK have learned a new trick about pre-event site crashes. What fun we're having, eh kids!? Bwwwaaaaahahahahahaha!!!
Just a short list of IT experts from around the world on this episode - including some of my home town folks from Minnesota, student test scores in India (AGAIN!), and a pub in the UK closes it's doors and it's web sessions, the caffeine junkies lucked out during a Starbucks outage! James sounds a general warning to all British fashion houses: prepare ye all for the spare commeth!
Just a short list of IT experts from around the world on this episode - including some of my home town folks from Minnesota, student test scores in India (AGAIN!), and a pub in the UK closes it's doors and it's web sessions, the caffeine junkies lucked out during a Starbucks outage! James sounds a general warning to all British fashion houses: prepare ye all for the spare commeth!
Let's take a trip around the world on this episode of News of The Damned! We visit impalas in Australia, a muse, a dead monarch and trainsplitting in the UK and then wrapping up with crashing media moguls, the book of Mormon and non-scalable stanardized test sites back here in the USA! BBBhwwwwaaaaaahahahahahahahaaaaaa!
Let's take a trip around the world on this episode of News of The Damned! We visit impalas in Australia, a muse, a dead monarch and trainsplitting in the UK and then wrapping up with crashing media moguls, the book of Mormon and non-scalable stanardized test sites back here in the USA! BBBhwwwwaaaaaahahahahahahahaaaaaa!
You might think it's a slow time of the year for website outages...given that everyone blew up back in the holidays, but hold on to your jackelopes! We've got McGraw Hill punishing students being in Indiana, Kanye West stomping innocent shoppers with shoe sales and and tourist wannabe's in upstate New York getting huffpost'ed to death. It's a great day for them all to join the PerfBytes News of The Damned! BWaaahaahaahhaaaaaa!
You might think it's a slow time of the year for website outages...given that everyone blew up back in the holidays, but hold on to your jackelopes! We've got McGraw Hill punishing students being in Indiana, Kanye West stomping innocent shoppers with shoe sales and and tourist wannabe's in upstate New York getting huffpost'ed to death. It's a great day for them all to join the PerfBytes News of The Damned! BWaaahaahaahhaaaaaa!
Survived the holiday mayhem? How about some official mayhem from the evildoers at Allstate? In this epside of NOTD we'll start examining the simple web performance deficiencies that may have led to the site outages. We welcome Allstate, New York City, PJ Harvey, Michael Buble and Glitterbombing to the News of The Damned!
Survived the holiday mayhem? How about some official mayhem from the evildoers at Allstate? In this epside of NOTD we'll start examining the simple web performance deficiencies that may have led to the site outages. We welcome Allstate, New York City, PJ Harvey, Michael Buble and Glitterbombing to the News of The Damned!
A few great outages to delight our friends in the underworld including Big Billion day in Bangalore, celebrity weddings and baby announcements, shoes from the future and not all comments about legal discrimination in China are being treated equally. Satan delights at yet another round of punishment and suffering at the hands of IT evildoers.
A few great outages to delight our friends in the underworld including Big Billion day in Bangalore, celebrity weddings and baby announcements, shoes from the future and not all comments about legal discrimination in China are being treated equally. Satan delights at yet another round of punishment and suffering at the hands of IT evildoers.
It’s time for PerfBytes News of the Damned for March 4th, 2014, with our special founding father Carlos Chidiac. Websites are a crashin' like crazy around the world and special applause to the IT folks in the UK who are leading the pack in 2014 with outages! Fanatical figure skating fans, donut-luvin' brits and the on-premise melt-down at Marks & Spencer all join us this week. Bwaaahhaaahaahaaaaaaa!
It’s time for PerfBytes News of the Damned for March 4th, 2014, with our special founding father Carlos Chidiac. Websites are a crashin' like crazy around the world and special applause to the IT folks in the UK who are leading the pack in 2014 with outages! Fanatical figure skating fans, donut-luvin' brits and the on-premise melt-down at Marks & Spencer all join us this week. Bwaaahhaaahaahaaaaaaa!
It’s time for PerfBytes News of the Damned for February 18th, 2014 - this is the birthday edition edition of PerfBytes where basically we just make fun of the crashing online ticket websites in the UK, the Veterans Administration and some more high school students flood a website trying to get into college sports. Hats off again to the folks in the IT department giving Satan some true competition in the marketplace of darkness.
It’s time for PerfBytes News of the Damned for February 18th, 2014 - this is the birthday edition edition of PerfBytes where basically we just make fun of the crashing online ticket websites in the UK, the Veterans Administration and some more high school students flood a website trying to get into college sports. Hats off again to the folks in the IT department giving Satan some true competition in the marketplace of darkness.
It’s time for PerfBytes News of the Damned for February 7th, 2014 - this is the 2014 Super Bowl edition of PerfBytes. Some project managers from the big names in advertising are probably looking for new jobs this month after outages at Maserati, Kia and Esurance. And not to be outdone, information security mayhem sends a bunch of Germans scrambling to crash a website with a name that James can’t pronounce. Ausgezeichnete Aufmerksamkeit auf Tests von der Teufels Verwandten aus Deutschland!
It’s time for PerfBytes News of the Damned for February 7th, 2014 - this is the 2014 Super Bowl edition of PerfBytes. Some project managers from the big names in advertising are probably looking for new jobs this month after outages at Maserati, Kia and Esurance. And not to be outdone, information security mayhem sends a bunch of Germans scrambling to crash a website with a name that James can’t pronounce. Ausgezeichnete Aufmerksamkeit auf Tests von der Teufels Verwandten aus Deutschland!
It'll be hard to forget this globally diverse episode covering fantastic outages from Canada, China and the UK. PerfBytes News of the Damned, where Satan heaps a heartfelt congratulations to those in the IT department who have been highlighted in the news recently for exemplary end-user punishment, website outage and system failure.
It'll be hard to forget this globally diverse episode covering fantastic outages from Canada, China and the UK. PerfBytes News of the Damned, where Satan heaps a heartfelt congratulations to those in the IT department who have been highlighted in the news recently for exemplary end-user punishment, website outage and system failure.
Welcome to the first PerfBytes News of the Damned independent podcast segment for January 1st, 2014. As usual, our introduction from Satan heaps a heartfelt congratulations to those in the IT department who have been highlighted in the news recently for exemplary website outage and system failures. In this episode both Myer and the Bill Nye join the News of the Damned.
Welcome to the first PerfBytes News of the Damned independent podcast segment for January 1st, 2014. As usual, our introduction from Satan heaps a heartfelt congratulations to those in the IT department who have been highlighted in the news recently for exemplary website outage and system failures. In this episode both Myer and the Bill Nye join the News of the Damned.
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