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getting real and getting venerable about abuse, assault, manipulation and existing as a woman. 444

getting real and getting venerable about abuse, assault, manipulation and existing as a woman. 444

dumping the new year with a plantars wart, alcohol - to be continued

ELLLOO - a phrase as old as time, new year, new me. Lets get wild, get crazy, go balls to the wall. In this weeks episode were talking about post christmas walmart schemes, the diabetics are going feral on 30% off christmas candies, how every bitch that has ever owned a cricket manages to write in a hobby lobby font, who the fuck is watching and using 5 min hack videos #careerchange, a story on if a man doesnt make you cum - make a dramatic exit - slam a door - and leave without saying a word, and lastly how much of life is destiny versus how much control do we have on our future. NEW YEAR, same bitch.

shes back and apparently a whore!!! ;) the absolute shit show that is christian girl facebook is alive and thriving. shes making messy decisions, going giftcarding galore and implementing the possibility of contracting The diabetes. As the holidays approach and you're wondering if your S/O loves you, have they offered to get a tattoo of you? also, you thought you knew the 7 wonders of the world, explain you gaping coinslot of an asshole then. lets hear your loudest bark bitch!!! happy holidays!!

hello bitches - i am spilling the tea and outing myself this week. this is flat out embarrassing, nonetheless she is authentic. have you ever been sick, mentally unwell and obsessed over someone? well i have, and i am. in this weeks episode you will first handedly get to witness and experience what it sounds like to be quite literally obsessed with someone to the point that you sound like you could be checked into a mental ward. She is aware - and for any men romantically interested in Auja Smith and you feel threatened by this episode, work harder. #notaslay #embarrassedAF #yolo

Hi, Hello. First we're talking celibacy update, how it can be hard to set boundaries with yourself and why make conscious decisions to having sex with someone you actually want to have sex with. what the fuck does rizz mean? child blood sacrifices: Balenciaga , Hilary Clinton pls dont kill me & the elite. Why women make getting married and having children their entire personality and or identity, we NEVER see men doing that. it's important to see the value of being a woman without any external sources, you're enough being a human being on your own. and majority of the episode - ATTATCHMENT STYLES, i am not a therapist, professional or counselor but we are talking about the different attachment styles and how it impacts your behavior, how you show up in relationships and how your parents play apart in your attachment style. We will be going over anxious, avoidant, disorganized and secure attachment styles. lets be better humans. #livelaughLEARNlove

apologies in advance. this weeks key take aways: - Thanks giving: we need to retire the suede brown boots, the sweater dress & saying grace - shit/fart infront of someone before its time, its been haunting me, truly.  - Don't know what to get your mans for christmas??? get him a gift for you! gift guide - Not a clean girl aesthetic - free bleeding underwear - is the relationship boring? or is that MF just boring. - breast feeding Harry Styles - Ancestors, incest in family lineage?? - December Horoscope for all signs 

HELLOOO - in the midst of having an existential quarter life crisis we are talking about the art of not giving a fuck, showing up authentically as yourself, for yourself to lead a more fulfilling life. saying "fuck em" isn't a projection, but more of an empowerment of saying "this is who i am, what i believe in and where i'm going" bringing that to any space or environment you enter and feeling confident with doing so. #authenticaf we are attracting the people, opportunities, experiences, and support that align with who we are - recognizing that means not everything or everyone is meant for us in order to remain true to who we are. stand in yo truth bitch. We are also talking why auja can't get her tits done, and why mens desperation on Instagram it quite literally repulsive. #menshouldntbeallowedtofollowmorethanonenewbitchaday

its coming to the end of spooky season and all of us have released the end of october slut slays. Lets talk masturbation... have you ever cried during an orgasm or cumming? alot of times it can feel weird talking about self pleasure, and if we talk about self pleasure we're often seen as being hyper-sexual, well this week I'm here to re-assure you that having sex is apart of being a human and so is masturbation. This week we will be going over cry-gasms (crying during or after an orgasm), what it potentially means, and why it's normal.

what the fuck are emotions? this week we are talking about how to feel, why we feel and why its important to feel our emotions. from idetifying, validating, sitting in it, and expressing. we all go through tough, uncomfortable emotions throughout life, and having the proper tools to process them & express them helps us show up as the person we want to be. There is also a 10 minute update on dwayne 'the rock' johnson. Skip to the 14 minute mark to get into #feelings, love you xoxo

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your host is a big nasty skank liar. it's spooky season and the only thing that's getting spooky this season is mental health. IN : toothtunes, spiritual baths, le wand, and journaling. OUT : tarot readers, theraguns, a healthy shit. also, is telepathy real? #toothbutta

well, here we are again. Another confusing, explicit and mindless episode that you continue to come back to. This week we are talking the menstrual cycle that will make you feel like a fucking pregnant cow with the milk being sucked right out of you, the bitch at bourbon & beyond that thought she wouldn't get her shit rocked after touching the queen, why the fuck are public automatic toilets eating our asses without permission, is your therapist rlly your friend?, I am a narc for getting scammed by an instagram tarot reader, how to cleanse a "curse" from said tarot reader, book series : "The Notes App" // mommy doesnt play, #getfucked, ENJOY - Love U !!!!

key points : fuck the depop girlies, tiktok tarot readers are responsible for all of my beliefs, going to sex clubs in Berlin, do men on dating apps actually like women?, staying true to your inner outrageous-ness // live life, breath air , XOXO

Hi sexy bitch, this week we are doing a checkin and being vulnerable wittle babies. From being unemployed, to is it a blod clot or a miscarriage? We are exploring how to allow ourselves to be more vulnerable and the power of staying true to our most authentic selves. Topics: occupational, social, emotional, spiritual, intellectual, physical, environmental, and financial wellness - your host will be investigating these factors of life and being vulnerable with where she is at in each aspect.

the absolute most skank ass episode, Welcome if you want to mindlessly listen to shit being talked into a microphone for an hour straight // On this weeks episode we are talking about the mystery characters of social media, women are not chill, and if you are practicing meditation/yoga/eating clean you also need an equal amount of blackouts and food that will give you cancer - for balance. Enjoy this weeks plate of shit :) love u

Ciao maiali, FINALLY the content you guys have been asking for, i cant promise anything great. Recap: Horny in italy, why workplace culture in Italy will make you depressed coming back to America, the insane differences in economy, you can actually see a doctor in Italy for free/healthcare, why I am celibate/bed humping and why I thought my roommate got taken by the italian mafia. Pls don't make me pop my pussy for nothing, leave a 5 star review

Well, as you can tell from the title, this is me officially and finally announcing my singleness. My pussy is also not actually on the market, she is in her celibacy era, I'm also well aware that people who say they are in an "era" are mentally ill. NO disrespect to my ex's, this is simply what I have learned from being in relationships, what I learned about myself and what we will be implementing as functional men and women of society. you can expect oversharing and TMI per usual, this is your trigger warning bitch.   

HIIIII - this week episode consists of running a naked household, how the fuck are people developing their inappropriate film, why solo travel without your S/O is a human rights passage, and how to get sauvé as fuck. Giddy up cow pals, and give a listen. XOXO

i made it to Italy and almost everything is unmatched - Men wash their ass, the food doesn't make you feel like shit, cooler clothes // besides italy - how are we open office farting? how do we get cultured? and how do we decide for work? and are the bees saved yet? Ciao !!!

ask and you shall receive, my nanny LINDA JO SCOTT has made it onto all out. On this weeks episode we will be interviewing Nanny on how she stays fierce, being a foster parent, and what are 70 yr olds up to with being freaks in the sheets. Listen at your own risk, xoxo

TW: In this weeks episode there will be discussion over abortion//BESIDES THAT, we have our FIRST guest Taylor Dodson WHHOOOT WHOOT. We will be going over various topics which include but are not limited to botox/filler, drugzzzz ;), how Gen Z has no chance, & abortion - lets get it girls use code: ALLOUT at Snarky Tea for 15% off your order & code: ALLOUT20 for 20% off of atleast an hour long booking at BLOT Creative Studios

A work horse, an actor and a pothole shitter - your host Auja Smith. OFF the rails in this weeks episode psychosis has hit your host and its starting to sound a lot like narcissism - From bed shits, crying at work, 15 HR workdays, and unfortunate expectations , ENJOY

Yelllooooo in this weeks episode we will be covering what is taking something personal? why do we take things personal? and how can we not take things personally. Sisters & brothers we are on the path to a rodeo of freedom - so if someone calls you a fat pig or a disgrace to the human race - you can simply know it's not about you!

Yep thats's right - we're talking about liver sausage! are uncircumcised penis's better? And why does going to the doctor seem so invasive, are all americans alcoholics and having unprotected sex bc doctors BEG that question. On this weeks episode we will be talking about ALL of the above and this episode GAURANTEES that Auja will never be able to get a corporate job again!!!!

WOW - April showers is bringing ass power - the men on the streets have spoken their truth - Auja Smith has a big fat A$$. in this weeks episode we will be dicussing what Auja's experience was with modeling, potential near DEATH experience, and why she might partly be lezbo lezlie - Kick your feet back folks ; she's unhinged. 

Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Marry - we are MENSTRATING PEOPLE. This week we're gonna go over the hot topics of the Awards shows, we can't sit on our asses 8-9 hours a day, how Auja won't be using her degree with 4 weeks till graduation, and what IN THE HELL are all these buzzing new terms that don't make any fu*#ing sense. Key topic: Neo Pronouns, are they legit, what does it mean? Keep educated bitches, love you!

Yes you read that right, we are talking about the unfortunate events of a mans ass. We are talking BBL's , why old white people can't seem to figure out how to make chicken taste good, how people who cut in line are a true disgrace of the human race, and why not shaving your as$hole is actually BETTER - keep those long money hairs girl!

Coming from the spiritual capitol of the US, Sedona Arizona - after taking a week off this week we will be discussing the power dynamics within a workplace, not letting employers have a say in WHAT or WHO you are outside of work (as long as no harm is done), being confident in yourself and decisions, why religion can be hard to trust/navigate, and WHAT was said in Auja's psychic reading - ENJOY

momma is going STIR crazy on this weeks episode!!!! We will be discussing the weight of the world, diets aren't REALLY diets?, and why Auja might have a few loose screws due to Benadryl MISUSE as a child

Girlie is Moving to Italy, had her FIRST REIKI session, tries to summon aliens to abduct her! On this weeks episode we talk of the trials and tribulations of verbally abusing your partner when loosing your wallet, why screaming on your instagram stories may warrant and worry the people in your life to consider putting you into psychiatric help, and LASTLY how passionate and successful people are automatically F%*ckable. 

MINI Epi. - We are talking EUPHORIA, we are talking LAS VEGAS, we are talking RING WORM. Aujas adventures to Las vegas $112 drinks, $20 shots, hickeys, swamp bodily fluid pools, taxi rides from random men, MY BF IS MY COUSIN????

(Valentin-USSY) - On this weeks episode we discuss what shit talking actually is, why you shouldn't buy flight insurance, loser ass broke ass men, and how to get your nut on this valentines season. PSA Auja spills the tea on what is the best vibrator on the market, the delusion of bikini prices, how we can get more intimate with our partners AND more love for ourselves this scandalous season.

What the fuck are we doing??? life can feel so confusing especially when you aren't living life following your values and natural strengths. This weeks episode is all about not giving a shit, who cares if you completely change your plans, don't use your degree or if others think you're a complete loser. It's your life baby, live it.

Y'all lonely? Y'all looking for some new friends? In this weeks episode we will be discussing how you can make some new friends and finding friends that align with you, it may not be the best advice but it sure is some! we will also be slightly discussing the struggles of our crypto brothers out there, as well as how the tiktok girlies find the audacity

Yellloooo I queefed in my morning yoga. On this episode we will be going over all the minor inconveniences in life and how Auja Smith might be a real life bully, a real life Karen. Starbucks increased their prices, BestBuy is still in business, and influencers are eye F*cking the camera??? Live life, breathe air!

BLOOD, GORE AND SEX?? This weeks episode Auja goes over how horrid it is to have a va-jay jay, how to properly wipe your butthole, and the perks of interacting with disgusting men. From shitting on someone's porch to why old people should simply stop running business's, this episode is ALL over the place. Sit back, slurp a latte, and enjoy

In this weeks episode, Auja wants her listeners to get to know their host. We explore digestive issues, some of Auja's background, and why you SHOULD NOT follow your doctor on Instagram. Auja gives tips on how to shit, ego boosting, and 101's on how to not be a broke bitch.

Who is READY. I have some bizarre, hilarious, and somewhat tragic things to get off my chest, it's 2022 baby, It's time for a REBOUND year.