Baby Boomer Tales

I am still so many miles from my home.

It was my birthday - Happy Birthday to me. Thank you for the sound effects: sea-waves-7131 / pixabay.com/sound-effects/sea-waves-7131/  

Sir or madam, could I interest you in this nice, used lawnmower? Thank you for the sound effects: voices in cafe - edgardomoreno - Freesound / https://pixabay.com/sound-effects/voices-in-cafe-68787/ basketball-noamp2003 / pixabay.com/sound-effects/basketball-99685/  

Third time's a keeper.

I would rather have a steak. Thank you for the sound effects: Appear / KP 1137861048 / soundbible.com/1686-Appear.html Ta Da! = Fanfare1.flac / n2p5 / freesound.org/people/n2p5/sounds/49477/ Kid Laugh / Mike Koenig 167390871 / soundbible.com/2026-Kid-Laugh.html Party Horn / Mike Koenig 76599891 / soundbible.com/1817-Party-Horn.html    

Someday soon, I will be with you.

Please don't hit me with a sock full of pennies. Thank you for the sound effects: Cartoon suction pull / zapsplat.com/music/cartoon-suction-pull-3/

What's the matter with you?!! You seem to be average.

To whom it may concern, thank you with all my heart. Thank you for the sound effects: Cartoon suction pull / zapsplat.com/music/cartoon-suction-pull-3/    

Plus, cruisin' up and down Main Street. Thank you for the sound effects: Continuous Traffic / pixabay.com/sound-effects/search/traffic/    

How about a hamster? Thank you for the sound effects: Cartoon suction pull / zapsplat.com/music/cartoon-suction-pull-3/

It has been a long and winding road.

Plus, Janis Joplin!

Ages 0-17 - Plus, Hula girls and the string.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Ages 18 - 25 Thank you for the sound effects: Cartoon suction pull / zapsplat.com/music/cartoon-suction-pull-3/  

"I can't believe it," said the old fart as he looked in the mirror.

Ages 26-49.

The Decade of 2000.

If I had a son, I would teach him how to dig a hole.

Starring Homer Cates, Katie, Pop, Jerry and Gator Earl. Thank you for the sound effects: Kid Laugh / Mike Koenig 167390871 / soundbible.com/2026-Kid-Laugh.html

Screaming cats make a terrible sound. Thank you for the sound effects: Party Horn / Mike Koenig 76599891 / soundbible.com/1817-Party-Horn.html Dial-Up Sound / freesound.org/people/thearchiveguy99/sounds/658932/

And a Happy New Year!

Oh Deer! What can the matter be?

Do you know who I am? I think I know. Thank you for the sound effects: Cartoon suction pull / zapsplat.com/music/cartoon-suction-pull-3/

He will be back!

Pie r squared. No, pie are round. Thank you for the sound effects: Polaroid camera / soundjay.com/polaroid-camera-sound-effect.html#google_vignette

1990 - 2010

Have you seen my ring? Thank you for the sound effects: Cartoon suction pull / zapsplat.com/music/cartoon-suction-pull-3/

Looking in the mirror at five in the morning. Thank you for the sound effects: Cartoon suction pull / zapsplat.com/music/cartoon-suction-pull-3/  

Silver fingers and Butterfingers. Thank you for the sound effects: Motorcycle Pass By - Mike Koenig 2065834786 / soundbible.com/588-Motorcycle-Pass-By.html Waterphone - Daniel Simion / soundbible.com/2173-Waterphone.html Boy, 3 years old, crying 3 - Zapsplat / zapsplat.com/music/boy-3-years-old-crying-3/ Ahhhh - NHLK-Ahhhh 108438 / pixabay.com/sound-effects/ahhhh-108438/ Footsteps, slow and scary on creaky wooden floor - 505199-Slow Scary Footsteps / https://www.soundsnap.com/footsteps_slow_and_scary_on_creaky_wooden_floor

Three hundred. Thank you for the sound effects: Bowling alley ambience / 240249-bowling_01 / https://www.soundsnap.com/bowling_01_wav Bowling Alley Strike / 441631-Bowling_Alley-Strike / https://www.soundsnap.com/bowling_alley_ambience_bowling_a_strike  

There are so many memories in music.

Ringo to Paul. I wish I could do them all.

We ain't gettin' any younger.

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Bon Voyage, Bob and Kelly. Thank you for the sound effects: Appear / KP 1137861048 / soundbible.com/1686-Appear.html Small Crowd / Mike Koenig 2101396541 / soundbible.com/1839-Small-Crowd.html

Time mellows strong emotion.

I would rather have a steak.

I know they fly fast.

Meet me at the train depot.

Could you please share a couple of squares? Thank you for the sound effects: Appear / KP 1137861048 / soundbible.com/1686-Appear.html

2000/01 through 2009/10 television seasons. You turn me on.

Safety is our passion.

Fishin' and readin'. Now that's what I call relaxin'.

Listen to the music.

Driving back in time.

My Co-Host, the Grand Dog. Thank you for the sound effects: Appear / KP 1137861048 / soundbible.com/1686-Appear.html

I threw some ideas into the air. They fluttered down, somewhere.

You've got a friend and it's me. Thank you for the sound effects: Cartoon suction pull / zapsplat.com/music/cartoon-suction-pull-3/

I didn't forget my folks. I just didn't.