Baby Boomer Tales

Plus The Top Ten from 1967. Thank you for the sound effects: Ta Da! = Fanfare1.flac / n2p5 / freesound.org/people/n2p5/sounds/49477/

This is not a pimple! Thank you for the sound effects: Appear / KP 1137861048 / soundbible.com/1686-Appear.html

Is Dog opposite of Cat? Thank you for the sound effects: Bomb Dropping / Mike Koenig 520453906 / soundbible.com/30-Bomb-Dropping.html Water Balloon / Steveygos93 1358039219 / soundbible.com/1463-Water-Balloon.html

I shall never ever forget.

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Bring your lawn chair!

We are not going to the dogs, or cats.

This ain't no dog and pony show.

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Who is whistling at me?

Stay on the sunny side.

Eating dinner with Grandma.    

...until we meet again.

Should I ever let go of the old?

Going to the Upstairs to play our favorite songs. Thank you for the sound effects: Large Stadium - Stephan Schutze 2122836113 / soundbible.com/1724-Large-Stadium.html Small Crowd - Mike Koenig 2101396541 / soundbible.com/1839-Small-Crowd.html

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And then there are a few of my favorite things.

What about my pickup truck?

Help! I'm in the shed. What did you say?

Never forget the little things.

I am still so many miles from my home.

It was my birthday - Happy Birthday to me. Thank you for the sound effects: sea-waves-7131 / pixabay.com/sound-effects/sea-waves-7131/  

Sir or madam, could I interest you in this nice, used lawnmower? Thank you for the sound effects: voices in cafe - edgardomoreno - Freesound / https://pixabay.com/sound-effects/voices-in-cafe-68787/ basketball-noamp2003 / pixabay.com/sound-effects/basketball-99685/  

Third time's a keeper.

I would rather have a steak. Thank you for the sound effects: Appear / KP 1137861048 / soundbible.com/1686-Appear.html Ta Da! = Fanfare1.flac / n2p5 / freesound.org/people/n2p5/sounds/49477/ Kid Laugh / Mike Koenig 167390871 / soundbible.com/2026-Kid-Laugh.html Party Horn / Mike Koenig 76599891 / soundbible.com/1817-Party-Horn.html    

Someday soon, I will be with you.

Please don't hit me with a sock full of pennies. Thank you for the sound effects: Cartoon suction pull / zapsplat.com/music/cartoon-suction-pull-3/

What's the matter with you?!! You seem to be average.

To whom it may concern, thank you with all my heart. Thank you for the sound effects: Cartoon suction pull / zapsplat.com/music/cartoon-suction-pull-3/    

Plus, cruisin' up and down Main Street. Thank you for the sound effects: Continuous Traffic / pixabay.com/sound-effects/search/traffic/    

How about a hamster? Thank you for the sound effects: Cartoon suction pull / zapsplat.com/music/cartoon-suction-pull-3/

It has been a long and winding road.

Plus, Janis Joplin!

Ages 0-17 - Plus, Hula girls and the string.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Ages 18 - 25 Thank you for the sound effects: Cartoon suction pull / zapsplat.com/music/cartoon-suction-pull-3/  

"I can't believe it," said the old fart as he looked in the mirror.

Ages 26-49.

The Decade of 2000.

If I had a son, I would teach him how to dig a hole.

Starring Homer Cates, Katie, Pop, Jerry and Gator Earl. Thank you for the sound effects: Kid Laugh / Mike Koenig 167390871 / soundbible.com/2026-Kid-Laugh.html

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And a Happy New Year!

Oh Deer! What can the matter be?

Do you know who I am? I think I know. Thank you for the sound effects: Cartoon suction pull / zapsplat.com/music/cartoon-suction-pull-3/

He will be back!

Pie r squared. No, pie are round. Thank you for the sound effects: Polaroid camera / soundjay.com/polaroid-camera-sound-effect.html#google_vignette

1990 - 2010

Have you seen my ring? Thank you for the sound effects: Cartoon suction pull / zapsplat.com/music/cartoon-suction-pull-3/

Looking in the mirror at five in the morning. Thank you for the sound effects: Cartoon suction pull / zapsplat.com/music/cartoon-suction-pull-3/