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The beginning of our show and first series: Grimm’s Fairy Tales, and the story of Rumpelstiltskin. If you can guess the name of the princess in this tale, then we might just spin this podcast into gold.Parody Performance by: Nick Mazmanian & Kent Heidelman!Thank you for listening!---Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Series One: Grimm’s Fairy Tales, and the original story of Cinderella!This lady has a killer dress, shoes, dirt covered face, and just wants to party! Wishes kind of come true! Take out your “World’s #1 Step Dad” mug, and drink this tale down.Parody Performance by: Nick Mazmanian & Kent Heidelman!Thank you for listening!---Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Series One: Grimm’s Fairy Tales, and the original story of Rapunzel!Classic story. Boy meets a girl. Girl creates hair follicle ladder for boy to do PE exercises on. You know, Normal teenage stuff.Parody Performance by: Nick Mazmanian & Kent Heidelman!Thank you for listening!---Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Series One: Grimm’s Fairy Tales, and the original story of Sleeping Beauty!Classic story. Girl has strong signs of compulsive behavior towards spindles. Father hides her stash. First time girl finds needles, she ODs into a coma. New guy shows up late, finds everyone passed out at a party, and kisses unconscious girl without consent.And they all lived Happily Ever After.Parody Performance by: Nick Mazmanian & Kent Heidelman!Thank you for listening!---Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Series One: Grimm’s Fairy Tales, and the original story of Snow White & Rose Red!Classic story. Two girls hang out in the woods. Bear comes to join them and won’t leave because he’s having a good time, and doesn’t feel like he’s overstaying his welcome, and you’re the one making it weird, not him. Now everyone else is uncomfortable. See? Look what you’ve done. You always do this.And they all lived Happily Ever After.There might be a dwarf or dwarves cameo. Or maybe not.Parody Performance by: Nick Mazmanian & Kent Heidelman!Thank you for listening!---Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Series One: Grimm’s Fairy Tales, and the original story of Snow White & The Seven Dwarves!Classic story. Mom is competing in her head about how she’s hotter than a tween girl. You know, normal stuff that normal people do. After tween gets kicked out, the mom makes several assassination attempts at her, because the mom still gets second place at mirror regionals. Prince shows up and starts a human trafficking operation.And they all lived Happily Ever After.Parody Performance by: Nick Mazmanian & Kent Heidelman!Thank you for listening!---Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Series One: Grimm’s Fairy Tales, and the original story of Little Red Riding Hood!Classic story. Children are unsupervised and end up killing wild animals. First sign of a Serial Killer?And they all lived Happily Ever After.Parody Performance by: Nick Mazmanian & Kent Heidelman!Thank you for listening!---Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Series One Finale: Grimm’s Fairy Tales, and the original story of Hanzel & Gretel!Classic story. Abandoned children make the best dinner. And someone finds a gig with a new agency.And they all lived Happily Ever After.Parody Performance by: Nick Mazmanian & Kent Heidelman!Thank you for listening!---Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Series Two Premiere: Sherlock Holmes, and The Adventure of the Sussex Vampire, Part 1!Classic story. We withdrawal now to the hazy streets of London, to a tale with a dependence upon two main characters. One is addicted to blood, the other is hooked on ...mysteries? Listen close as the world famous frantic detective gets his fix on this case with his only vice, the substance of truth!Elementary, my dear misquote!Parody Performance Reading by: Nick Mazmanian & Kent Heidelman!Thank you for listening!---Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. Drug ridden Sherlock and forgetful British accent Watson are now in a rural country home with a possible vampire, racist overtones, and Sherlock revealing that he knew the whole time who was the vampire of Sussex!Parody Performance by: Nick Mazmanian & Kent Heidelman! Thank you for listening!---Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. Mrs. Hudson comes crying to Dr. Watson to see Sherlock. Watson visits Sherlock and is told he is a terrible doctor, sucks as a person, and still does what Sherlock wants him to do. Will Watson ever stand up for himself in this abusive relationship?And will they solve the mystery of the dying detective?Parody Performance by: Nick Mazmanian & Kent Heidelman! Thank you for listening!---Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic Story. Watson is still doing what Sherlock is telling him to do because he has no self-respect. He can’t say no to Holmes, no matter the abuse he takes. Will Sherlock Holmes survive and triumph over his ability to waste everyone’s time? Find out as we finish The Adventure of the Dying Detective!Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic Story. Sherlock and Watson are hired by a woman who is looking for her lost lover who is most definitely not her step-dad. Will Texas Sherlock find the solve for this mystery? The game is afoot!Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Sherlock Holmes- And The Case of Identity Part 2Classic story. Texan Sherlock and Watson talk more about what is happening with this case. No one knows why they have to talk so much, but they do, and then they solve this case that does not involve the step-dad of their client. Nope. Not at all.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic Story. Sherlock and Watson are hanging out in his apartment where Sherlock starts to tell a story about his first case. They don’t go anywhere and Watson questions his sanity.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic Story. Sherlock is still telling Watson about his first case, and just before he solves it, Nick has to leave to pick up his kid. Get ready for Part 3 next week!Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic Story. Sherlock finishes his Inception level of storytelling with the ending of this tale and brings the end of our second series! We wave good-bye to Holmes and Watson, but this will not be the last time we visit London!Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic Story. Three men want to break into an old man’s house who lives by the sea and names bottles? You know, totally normal.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. A man wearing purple comes to a town filled with boring people and square houses to sing. He continues to sing and hates people who work.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. There’s a street that is totally racist because it remembers when things were better!Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. We tried to broadcast on R/Pan and then we had to move to Instagram Live. Point is, H.P. Lovecraft uses $100 words and is afraid of electricity.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. A man moves to Ireland and buys a castle to drain a bog and no this isn’t based on a real person.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. The narrator is trapped in the castle still because he’s too polite to leave.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. The Hardy Boys just want to solve mysteries like their Dad, but if they don’t practice motorcycle safety they may not live long enough to even earn his disappointment.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. The Hardy Boys go off to find their friend’s stolen car. They do things like talk to people and regret it just as much as we regret having to read some portions of this book. Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. The Hardy Boys talk to their Dad, the world-famous detective, and disappoint him by having a case in which no one is dead or matters all that much.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

The Hardy Boys- The Tower Treasure Part 4Classic story. The Hardy Boys finally are on the trail to the mystery of the tower treasure! Also, we might have killed Nick during this one, but we won’t have the results of the autopsy until later.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. The Hardy Boys have a friend that just came out of nowhere and they find out that wigs exist! RIVETING!Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. The Hardy Boys continue to try to impress their dad and find that he is as hollow as the ghost mom that haunts the walls of their palatial middle-class home.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. We totally move away from the main characters to follow their father who should be way more interesting, but, as we find out, he’s even worse than the boys.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. Deja Vu is a glitch in the Matrix, it means something’s changed, so if you think you’ve heard the same facts in this chapter over and over again, remember, agents are on the way to your location. Run, Neo, run!Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. The Hardy Boys and their friends are actually evil! Listen as they try to figure out a way to stop the police from questioning a suspect so their Dad can get to him first and get all of the glory! What depths will they stoop to? Is there a totally racist depiction of an Italian man in this chapter? Find out!Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

The Hardy Boys- The Tower Treasure Part 10Classic story. We finally get to see the inside of the towers that are the title of this book! And guess what? You know how there was once a show about nothing? It’s like that. Remember, don’t meet your heroes, kids!Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. A father believes that he is right no matter what and makes his children follow him around while he checks their work and question if they’re really his children or not. Father of the year.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. Everyone is sad because what they thought was true wasn’t and as the boys take a leisurely ride around town on their motorcycles, it was the roaring 20’s afterall, they find something in a totally organic manner (and not hamfisted into the plot at all) that will wrap up this whole mystery!Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

The Hardy Boys- The Tower Treasure Part 13Classic story. The boys find the treasure! SPOILERS! Once they find it, everything heads south and betrayals and timeline tripping occur. We may or may not have lost our minds at this point.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. This is the end.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic Story. We talk about the terrible that was The Hardy Boys.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. We become thespians...to varied results.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. Kent is still the narrator and Nick is lost in translation.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. Men have always been monsters and women deserve better.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. The money’s gone and somebody is coming to dinner! Just who that is and why we shall see!Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. Who is who? What is going on? I’m reading English, but can someone translate for us?Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

A Comedy of Errors Part 6Classic story. Surprise!Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. We continue to try to be thespians!Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. Drama between the hosts! Our days as actors have made us into the drama!!Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. Nick screwed up his audio input and was recorded from his laptop rather than the professional microphone equipment that we use for the show. He apologizes for the drop in audio quality this week and he will be replaced by a robot because here on Bad Audiobooks we only want perfection!Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. Terrible impressions continue as Kent tries to derail Nick's long monologue.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. Where Kent and Nick run into more and more needless complication.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. The comedy is finished, it is dead, it has ceased to exist! LONG LIVE THE COMEDY!Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

We’re back! Buckle up as we venture across the moors! Pardon the audio quality in this episode, it clears up in the next one.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

We continue our very English adventure as Mr. Lockwood forcibly attends the world’s most awkward dinner party.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Kent and Nick find themselves in a dream, but is it just a dream within a dream or are they just going slowly insane?Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. Nick and Kent find themselves in a horror book in the middle of this supposed love story. Will love bloom? And if so, where from? Perhaps the shambles of their mind?Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. Nick and Kent continue to read as Mr. Lockwood continues to make assumptions about people based on absolutely nothing, much like the current president.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. The lady is still talking about things from the past and we’re here for it!Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. Kent and Nick are stuck in another narrator’s timeline and they are worried they will never escape.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. Beware of child Heathcliff, the little sociopathic scamp. Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. To make proper children, you must break them. How can proper society be so cruel?Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. We got lost in a dark labyrinth for 8 months and after feeding the minotaur one of our party members, they're not important, we emerged from the labyrinth triumphant! Where were we in the story? DOES IT MATTER?! Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon. Follow the Show: Instagram Contact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.com Nick: Instagram | His Books Kent: Instagram | His Comics More TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. Nelly continues to dominate the narrative with no reprieve in sight. Will Mr. Lockwood remain silent while his domain as narrator slips through his fingers? Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon. Follow the Show: Instagram Contact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.com Nick: Instagram | His Books Kent: Instagram | His Comics More TMBC Podcasts

Welcome to our first episode of Book Club! Where we have fun and intriguing guests on our show to read some classic insanity.In our first episode, we have Amanda Meadows and Geoffrey Golden! Two goofballs from Los Angeles who founded The Devastator, which was the only comedy press in America, praised by The AV Club, WIRED, Entertainment Weekly, and more. They’ve also written and created podcasts and audio fiction for Stitcher, Nerdist, Wondery, and Campfire Media. Now, Amanda is a senior editor at comics publisher Oni Press, and Geoffrey is a narrative designer for video game studios around the world.Check out their podcast Dirt Cheap!

Classic story. Nick and Kent find their way into new territory that is completely vacant and has never been read before. Ever.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts