#Bond_age_Pod: The James Bond Social Media Project

Kris (@kris_myers) and James (@007hertzrumble) breakdown No Time to Die bit by bellybutton-gazing bit.   

Krissy (@krissy_myers) and James (@007hertzrumble) discuss Billie Eilish's "No Time to Die," how to calm the &#$@ down about the "next Bond," and No Time to Die's new poster art.  Music included within: Billie Eilish, "No Time to Die" Guitars-a-Go-Go, "007 Rides Again" Mister Bond's A Jazzy Cocktail - "A View to a Kill"

Krissy (@krissy_myers) and James (@007hertzrumble) break open the No Time to Die trailer and do some soul searching about their enthusiasm for Bond 25. 

Krissy (@krissy_myers) and James (@007hertzrumble) come to you live from an iconic James Bond location to discuss the folly that was the Bond 25 "press conference," being 'meh' about Bond in 2019, and how we'd make "Jim Bob" fresh again. 

Krissy (@krissy_myers) and James (@007hertzrumble) step outside the Bond Zone to discuss how The Last Jedi is the Roger Moore of the Star Wars universe. They also take the opportunity to tell Star Wars fans to get over themselves and just enjoy this ride of new films -- something the Bond franchise has lost. 

In this sequel to the original #Bond_age_Radio episode, James (@007hertzrumble) spins tracks because music heals and we all need to heal sometimes. This episode of #Bond_age_ Radio highlights female recording artists that could have/should have/would have done a great James Bond theme, but never had the opportunity. I take listener requests, ignore them when they aren't to my liking and ponder hypotheticals like "one-off-Bond" actor/director scenarios. James Bond music is not just about Shirley Bassey and it never has been.   Talking Head:   James David Patrick (@007hertzrumble), Johnny Fever, proprietor of this here #Bond_age_ project, co-President of CinemaShame, music lover, vinyl spinner.    For a comprehensive list of the music contained within this episode visit the #Bond_age_ podcast page.   Originally recorded the week of January 25th, 2017. Copyrights are owned by the artists and their labels. Zero dollars are made from this podcast. 

James (@007hertzrumble) and Keith (@theactualkeith) go toe to toe in a Best Bond Quotes Draft. 5 blurbs vs. 5 blurbs for global supremacy. Along the way, they hit all the essential topics. Potential podcast spinoffs like the Green Smoothie_Pod and the Blender_Pod. What each Bond has for breakfast. And Top Gun. Because Top Gun is timeless.

 James (@007hertzrumble), Krissy (@Krissy_Myers), Greg (@MisterGreggles) and Keith (@theactualkeith) try to put SPECTRE in some sort of historical context and take a final stand on all things SPECTRE. Souls are assuaged, bowels are purged and Krissy sings the standards to make it all stop... FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY STOP! They also, as a warm up exercise, recast DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER with current, working actors. Teaser: John Waters directs.  

James (@007hertzrumble) hosts a gaggle of #Bond_age_ misanthropes who've submitted their own Bond-related gripes. In the spirit of Festivus, we'll all air our grievances and then strip down for some feats of strength. Along the way we'll hope for some miracles. Guest spots: @deacon05oc, @crkennedyink, @mistergreggles, @gregmccambley

James (@007hertzrumble), Krissy (@Krissy_Myers), Greg (@MisterGreggles) and Keith (@TheActualKeith) have a completely civilized conversation about the 24th James Bond film, Spectre. And by civil I mean at least half of the talking people left the room at some point during the conversation, Jay gets yelly and also calls the oft-cynical Keith a "beacon of positivity," Greg tries to play peacemaker while simultaneously disagreeing with everyone, and Krissy goes audibly apoplectic about Daniel Craig channeling a Roger Moore vibe. In other news, Keith discusses the origins of his father's hairstyle, someone brings up Diamonds Are Forever (again), and a listener compares Spectre to vanilla ice cream with chunks of arachnid. Just another day on the microphones at #Bond_age_ HQ. Also, James Bond 007 goes back for the girl. He just does. He lands the helicopter on top of the hotel and goes back for the girl.

James (@007hertzrumble), Krissy (@Krissy_Myers) and Greg Sacademy (Sahadachny, aka @MisterGreggles) dissect the full-length SPECTRE trailer, dissect a herring, lament the lack of white Bond dinner jackets in Krissy's lifetime, discuss the finer points of Bond pinball machines and dig into the roots of Greg's teetotalism. They definitely do not mention Sam Smith. At all. Not even during the Twatterbag. No Sam Smith or your money back.

#UNCLE_Pod: A Discussion about The Man from U.N.C.L.E.       James (@007hertzrumble) and Krissy (@Krissy_Myers) discuss Guy Ritchie's The Man from U.N.C.L.E. movie and the original The Man from U.N.C.L.E. television show. Did the movie succeed in updating Ilya and Napoleon? Why has the movie been a disppointment? And can they refrain from talking about James Bond for an entire episode? Who knew Henry Cavill was actually good? And what's Taye Diggs got to do with any of this?       CREDITS       Talking People       James David Patrick (@007hertzrumble), proprietor of this here #Bond_age_ project, co-President of CinemaShame.     Krissy Myers (@Krissy_Myers), #Bond_age_ regular, #HoorayForSexism consultant, co-host of Chronic Rift podcast.         Music contained within:       “The Man from U.N.C.L.E." - Jerry Goldsmith“Feeling Good" - Nina Simone"The Man from U.N.C.L.E." - The Gallants  

The Turtleneck Special: A Brief History of Spytastic Turtlenecks   James (@007hertzrumble), Keith (@theactualkeith), Krissy (@Krissy_Myers) and Greg (@MisterGreggles) talk about the history of turtlenecks from 15-century cave paintings through Sterling Archer and SPECTRE, with special focus on the turtleneck as a cinematic tactical garment.     CREDITS   Talking People   James David Patrick (@007hertzrumble), proprietor of this here #Bond_age_ project, co-President of CinemaShame. Turtleneck envious. Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith), #Bond_age_ regular, podcasting pro (But You’re Wrong), turtleneck naysayer. Krissy Myers (@Krissy_Myers), #Bond_age_ regular, #HoorayForSexism consultant, co-host of Chronic Rift podcast, turtleneck proponent. Greg Sahadachny (@MisterGreggles), #Bond_age_ champion, podcasting pro (Debatable Pod), turtleneck curious.   Voice work   Not Sean Connery: Jim Phoel (@DraconicVerses)   Music contained within:   “GoldenEye 007 Elevator Music 1" - from the GoldenEye 007 N64 Game“GoldenEye 007 Elevator Music 2" - from the GoldenEye 007 N64 Game"Turtleneck and Chain" - Lonely Island featuring Snoop Dogg"Razzamataz" - John Travolta   Important Images:       Originally recorded on March 21st 2015. Copyrights are owned by the artists and their labels. No money is made from this podcast.

#Bond_age_Radio   James (@007hertzrumble) and Krissy (@Krissy_Myers) turn #Bond_age_Pod into #Bond_age_Radio and pump your eardrums full of killer jams and sultry ballads inspired by James Bond. We take requests, go full on RAMPAGE! and discuss the "butt stuff" in Kingsman.     CREDITS   Talking People   James David Patrick (@007hertzrumble), Johnny Fever, proprietor of this here #Bond_age_ project, co-President of CinemaShame. Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers), Delilah After Dark, #HoorayForSexism consultant, Smolder enthusiast and co-host of Chronic Rift podcast.     Originally recorded on February 15th 2015. Copyrights are owned by the artists and their labels. No money is made from this podcast.

Bond 24 Rumors and Humors James (@007hertzrumble), Keith (@theactualkeith) and Krissy (@Krissy_Myers) discuss the Bond 24 rumors leading up to the official casting announcements, whether the new James Bond film will bring back some old snark, how Roger Moore's intern fills his/her days, and Daniel Craig's photobomb mustache. CREDITS Talking People James David Patrick (@007hertzrumble), proprietor of this here #Bond_age_ project, co-President of CinemaShame. Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith), #Bond_age_ regular, podcasting pro (But You’re Wrong). President of the J.W. Pepper Society. Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers), #Bond_age_ She-Ra, #HoorayForSexism consultant, Smolder enthusiast and co-host of Chronic Rift podcast. Not Sean Connery Jim Phoel (@DraconicVerses) Music John Barry - The James Bond Theme The James Bond Sextet - Man with the Golden Gun The James Bond Sextet - Live and Let Die Amick Byram - If You've Only Got a Moustache Reverend Horton Heat - Martini Time Nick McKaig and Trudbul - The James Bond Theme (A Capella)   Originally recorded November 2014. Copyrights are owned by the artists and their labels. No money is made from this podcast.

James Bond Music Roulette James (@007hertzrumble) and Krissy (@krissy_myers) tackle all manners of James Bond music. A board game spinner decides their fate. This means chatter, chatter and lots of musical interludes. CREDITS Talking people James David Patrick (@007hertzrumble), proprietor of this here #Bond_age_ project, co-President of CinemaShame. Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers), #Bond_age_ She-Ra, #HoorayForSexism consultant and co-host of Chronic Rift podcast. Voice work Not Sean Connery: Jim Phoel (@DraconicVerses) Music contained within: Monty Norman - "Good Sign, Bad Sign" Unknown - James Bond 007 Game Boy Intro Aretha Franklin - "Chain of Fools" Radiohead - "Nobody Does It Better" Franz Ferdinand - "Take Me Out" Arctic Monkeys - "Diamonds Are Forever" Peter Gabriel - "Red Rain" Bill Conti - "Runaway" John Barry - "Goldfinger" (Instrumental) John Barry - "Necros Attacks" John Barry - "Ski Chase" John Altman - GoldenEye Tank Chase John Barry - "Try" Madonna - "Die Another Day" Robin S. - "Show Me Love" Jermaine Dupri featuring Ludicris - "Welcome to Atlanta" William Shatner - "Common People" John Barry - "Q's Trick" John Barry - "Plenty, Then Tiffany" John Barry - "Bond Takes the Lektor" John Barry - "Leila Dances" John Barry - "Death of Fiona" David Arnold - "Backseat Driver" Match Game Theme Song Paul McCartney & Wings - "Live and Let Die" George Martin - "Bond to New York" George Martin - "Snakes Alive" John Barry - "James Bond Is Back/From Russia With Love/James Bond Theme" David Arnold - "The Names' Bond.... James Bond" John Barry - "James Bond, Astronaut" Shirley Bassey - "Vivo Di Diamanti"   Originally recorded in August 2014. Copyrights are owned by the artists and their labels. No money is made from this podcast.

The Tournament of Bonds... and stuff James (@007hertzrumble) and Greg (@MisterGreggles) discuss the Tournament of Bonds. The "stuff" includes old school gaming, Peter Travers and the Spice Girls. CREDITS Talking people James David Patrick (@007hertzrumble), proprietor of this here #Bond_age_ project, co-President of CinemaShame. Greg Sahadachny (@MisterGreggles), #Bond_age_ champion, podcasting pro (Debatable Pod) Voice work Not Sean Connery: Jim Phoel (@DraconicVerses) Music contained within: “Theme from James Bond 007 – Gameboy” – 1-bit Monty Norman“Stop” – The Spice Girls Stuff referenced within: #Bond_age_ Presents the Tournament of Bonds James Pond: The Exploded Controller:

Top 10 #Bond_age_ Memes James (@007hertzrumble), Keith (@theactualkeith) and Krissy (Krissy_Myers) host a rundown of their Top 10 favorite #Bond_age_ live tweet memes. We're podcasting about our favorite recurring jokes from the live tweets of the James Bond Social Media Project. Fuck yeah, solipsism! CREDITS Talking people James David Patrick (@007hertzrumble), proprietor of this here #Bond_age_ project, co-President of CinemaShame. Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith), #Bond_age_ regular, podcasting pro (But You’re Wrong). Krissy Myers (@Krissy_Myers), #Bond_age_ regular, #HoorayForSexism consultant and co-host of Chronic Rift podcast.   Voice work Not Sean Connery: Jim Phoel (@DraconicVerses)   Music contained within: ‘Take Five” – Dave Brubeck Quartet“Thunderball” – The Kingpins   Originally recorded in April 2014. Copyrights are owned by the artists and their labels. No money is made from this podcast.

DAF, WTF? - Part 2 James (@007hertzrumble), Keith (@theactualkeith) and Greg (@MisterGreggles) continue to roast Sean Connery and Diamonds Are Forever without remorse.   CREDITS   Talking people   James David Patrick (@007hertzrumble), proprietor of this here #Bond_age_ project, co-President of CinemaShame   Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith), #Bond_age_ regular, podcasting pro (But You’re Wrong)   Greg Sahadachny (@MisterGreggles), #Bond_age_ champion, podcasting pro (Debatable Pod)       Voice work   Not Sean Connery: Jim Phoel       Music contained within:   “Diamonds Are Forever” – Shirley Bassey   “Mr. Wint & Mr. Kidd / Bond to Holland” – John Barry   “Moon Buggy Ride” – John Barry   “8-bit Bond” – Unknown   Originally recorded in February, 2014.   Copyrights are owned by the artists and their labels. No money is made from this podcast.

DAF, WTF? - Part 1 James (@007hertzrumble), Keith (@theactualkeith) and Greg (@MisterGreggles) roast Diamonds Are Forever and everything that is wrong or misguided about Sean Connery's return to the James Bond franchise after a short sabbatical.   CREDITS Talking people James David Patrick (@007hertzrumble), proprietor of this here #Bond_age_ project, co-President of CinemaShame Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith), #Bond_age_ regular, podcasting pro (But You’re Wrong) Greg Sahadachny (@MisterGreggles), #Bond_age_ champion, podcasting pro (Debatable Pod)   Voice work Not Sean Connery: Jim Phoel   Music contained within: “Diamonds Are Forever” – Shirley Bassey “Death of Descarpes” – Shamelady OST “Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd / Bond to Holland” – John Barry “Viva Las Vegas” – Elvis Presley “Diamonds Are Forever” – Arctic Monkeys “The Odd Couple Theme” – Dominik Hauser   Originally recorded in February 2014 Copyrights are owned by the artists and their labels. No money is made from this podcast.

The James Bond Bake Sale James, Krissy (@Krissy_Myers) and Andy (@ThatAndyRoss) discuss what cookie, cake or pastry each Bond actor would have been had they been a cookie, cake or pastry. We also discuss the Batman TV show, how we could have saved MGM (hint: Judy Garland’s cookies) and why Krissy seems to stalk Henry Winkler. Find the recipes here! Originally recorded in November, 2013.   Copyrights are owned by the artists and their labels. No money is made from this podcast.

QUINTESSENTIAL JAMES BOND MOMENTS James (@007hertzrumble) and Keith (@theactualkeith) rundown the list of the moments that best represented each James Bond actor in the role of 007, opine about how the world will end and create a concept for a future podcast: The Diamonds Are Forever Roast. Sean Connery, George Lazenby, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton, Pierce Brosnan and Daniel Craig each share #Bond_age_ time. Originally recorded in November, 2013.   Copyrights are owned by the artists and their labels. No money is made from this podcast.