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    • Apr 29, 2019 LATEST EPISODE
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    Chansplaining 44 - The Big Brawl

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2019 90:29


    Hi Chanboys/Changirls, today on Chansplaining: The Jackie Chan Podcast, we talk about Jackie's first attempt at US fame , The Big Brawl! We also talk about that woman from Match.com who says to come find me, obsessive fans, how Jackie Chan doesn't like to kiss in movies, where this movie went wrong, and we play The Jackoff. Worship us as your kings on all social media platforms.

    Chansplaining 43 - Shanghai Knights

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2019 98:45


    HI Chanboys/Changirls, on this episode of Chansplaining: The Jackie Chan podcast, your "favorite blokes" take a trip "across the pond" to talk about "Shanghai Knights!" We also talk about how Jordan wouldn't do homework, how Jordan thinks Jackie Chan pretending to be an Indian Lord is a plausible disguise, how this movie is actually very good, and of course, JO. Rate/Review. We love you.

    Chansplaining 42 - First Strike

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2019 99:55


    42 ain't just a movie about Jackie Robinson, it's also this episode of our Jackie Chan Podcast, Chansplaining! In this episode, we talk First Strike, directed by Stanley Tong. We also talk about how Jordan doesn't know anything about technology, Indie Music, make literally the worst Golden Globes predictions, Uniqlo, and play the jackoff.

    Chansplaining 41 - Project A 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2019 93:02


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    Chansplaining 40 - The Legend Of Drunken Master

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2019 114:05


    Hi Chanboyz/Changirlz, on this episode of Chansplaining (recorded all the way back on Thanksgiving ((yikes))) the boys talked and watch a movie that they love, The Legend of Drunken Master. This one is different, because we watch it live, so you get off the cuff nonsense, some silence as we watch it, Anita Mia love, and you can also hear the movie in the background. Rate/Review/Watch Legend of Drunken Master

    Chansplaining 39 - Dragon Blade

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2019 77:05


    Chanboyz. Changirlz. Hello. Today we watch and review Dragon Blade, a movie where Jackie Chan and his crew fight the Romans and try to save the Silk Road. We also talk about the clear decline of Jackie Chan, Coen Brothers characters, meaningless visuals, what exactly Adrien Brody and John Cusack have been up to, and play the Jackoff game.

    Chansplaining 38 - Bleeding Steel

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2019 91:37


    The Chanboys are back and they're better than ever! Today on Chansplaining: The Jackie Chan Podcast, the Chanboyz discuss Bleeding Steel, a movie that JC made with help from unclaimed Australian Lottery Money. We also talk the Coen Bros, Mind Freaks, The Merc with the Mouth, if this movie is magic or sci-fi, and play the jackoff game (with exciting results!)

    Chansplaining 37 - SNL & Spy Next Door

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2018 87:10


    Live from DC/MD/LA it's Chansplaining: The Jackie Chan Podcast! Today we talk about Jackie Chan's supremely awkward SNL performance and the children's movie the Spy Next Door. We also talk Tim Meadows, Cheri O'Teri, the AIDS needle from OZ, Kid Rock, the Jackie Chan Extended Universe, and play the Jackoff. Rate/Review/Chan.

    Chansplaining Episode 36 - New Police Story

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2018 90:32


    Hi Chanboyz and Changirlz, on this episode of Chansplaining: The Jackie Chan Podcast, we talk New Police Story, early 2000s action movies, Jordan stealing Matt's Hulu Account, police brutality, SNL, and Jackoff (WITH SHOCKING RESULTS?). Please rate/review. Email. Watch movies.

    Chansplaining 35 - Shinjuku Incident

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2018 85:08


    Make some noyz, Chanboyz. On this episode of Chansplaining: The Jackie Chan podcast, the boys lose their minds when they talk Shinjuku Incident, Jackie's odd Japanese crime epic. We also talk massages, immigration, crime films, anti-immigrant propaganda, and jack off. Rate/Review/Love/Laugh/Learn

    Chansplaining 34 - The Foreigner

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2018 105:39


    Hey Chanboyz and Changirlz, today on Chansplaining: The Jackie Chan Podcast, we're talking The Foreigner! We discuss Jackie's latest hit, James Bond, the IRA, what keeps a good movie from being great, and how Jackie manages to perform his stunts despite being such an old man. And of course, we play the Jack Off. Rate/Review/Subscribe/Jackie Chan.

    Chansplaining 33 - Rush Hour 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2018 118:32


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    Episode 32 - Rush Hour 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2018 123:20


    On this episode of Chansplaining, Rush Hour Month, your boys talk about Rush Hour 2, a little known movie that is the highest grossing kung fu movie of all time. We all talk about how we sleepin', Kendrick Lamar, Kung Fu Kenny, and screenwriting credits.

    Chansplaining 31 - Rush Hour

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2018 127:08


    Do you understand the words that are coming out of my pod? It's week two of Rush Hour Month, and we're talking Rush Hour 1. We explore Jackie's first true American hit in detail. This is what you've been waiting for.

    Chansplaining Episode 30 - The Legacy of Rush Hour

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2018 99:55


    Chanboys and Changirls, do you understand the words that are coming out of our mouths? The time is here -- RUSH HOUR MONTH. Why? Because it's the 20th anniversary of the film that brought Jackie to Western shores. In this episode we talk about the legacy of Rush Hour and how it legitimately changed film forever, the concept of wunzas, pre/post-Rush Hour action movies, Sunny's siblings, and actually do a good episode of the podcast for once. Please rate/review us on Itunes. Follow us on SoundCLoud. Subscribe.

    Chansplaining 29- Superjack 2018: The Tournament Of Chanpions

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2018 59:25


    In this very bad episode of Chansplaining, the boys play The Jackoff for an hour. We don't review a movie at all. Think of this as an hour long jackie chan themed trivia contest, sort of. However, you'll learn about books, other movies, politics, and puns. This is just a palette cleanser before next week's RUSH HOUR JACKTACKULAR.

    Episode 28 - Kung Fu Yoga

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2018 98:29


    Jai-Ho, Chanboys and Changirls! Today the boys talk Kung Fu Yoga, Jackie's attempt to garner a fandom in India. We also talk K-Pop, Dave Batista, Amazon, how you should never buy a Dell Computer ever, and jackoff. Movie talk starts about 42 minutes in. Coming soon: Rush Hour Month. Through September we're gonna be breaking down the Rush Hour trilogy. Get psyched.

    Chansplaining 27 - Twin Dragons

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2018 101:22


    Hey Carmelo Chanthonys, on today's Chansplaining we talk TWIN DRAGONS -- a movie where Jackie plays a pair of twins -- and where hilarity may or may not ensue. We also talk UNCLE DREW, the concept of twins itself, eat a burrito, and are joined by the extremely talented/bff actor Mark Weatherup.

    Episode 26 - Every Frame a Painting

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2018 81:29


    In this episode of Chansplaining: The Jackie Chan Podcast, the Chan Boys are reunited and it feels so good. Matt's a Hollyweird boy now, and he brings that Hollywood energy with him as the boys discuss Every Frame A Painting's Essay on Jackie Chan and Action Comedy. They also talk aboutThe Peps, do a nice bout of Chanfiction, and discuss the time Jordan stabbed Matt in the back by kissing his ex. Rate/Review/Follow/Chan.

    Chansplaining 25 - Island Of Fire

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2018 73:02


    On this episode of Chansplaining: The Jackie Chan Podcast, Jordan and Sunny once again pick up double duty and talk John Cena and Jackie's collaboration, Island on Fire, Marvel, and other nonsense. Please subscribe to Chansplaining. We'll love you forever.

    Episode 24- Who Am I?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2018 81:31


    On this episode of Chansplaining, Jordan and Sunny brave the unknown and talk about Jackie Chan’s Who Am I? , Star Wars recreational facilities, how you should speak to a celebrity, and learn how to pod without daddy Matt

    Episode 23 - Operation Condor

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2018 102:41


    Changirls, Chanboys, lend me your ears! Lend me them! Today the brothers three talk Operation Condor, which is in someway a sequel to Armour Of God even though it's really not? It's a really badass movie that you should 100% watch. We also deep dive into a listicle about Jackie, read some Chanfiction about his early housing situation, and Jackoff like absolute monsters. Please rate and review Chansplaining and tell your Jackie friends.

    Chansplaining Episode 22- New Fist Of Fury

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2018 89:55


    For fans of Kung Fu Cinema history, this is a can't miss episode of Chansplaining; The Jackie Chan Podcast! The boys talk New Fist of Fury, a movie that only exists because Bruce Lee died and Jackie (along with dozens of others) was pictured as his heir apparent. The boys talk about "Brucesploitation", how Jackie Chan was intended to be the new Bruce Lee, the effect of Bruce Lee on Jackie, Japanese and Chinese cultural relations, and Matt talks for three minutes uninterrupted about Last Man on Earth.

    Chansplaining 21 - Mulan

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2018 100:46


    Today on Chansplaining, the Chanboyz are joined by a real girl. Molly joins the brothers three to discuss Mulan, a movie that has the smallest of relations to Jackie Chan. She, Sunny, and Jordan reminisce about the importance of this movie to their childhoods, and Matt, a first-time-viewer, tries to figure out what's so beloved about it. They also talk about Jackie's homeless daughter, Rush Hour, and Jack Off. Please rate/review. It's the mana by which we live.

    Chansplaining 20 - City Hunter

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2018 87:49


    On this week's episode of Chansplaining, the Chanboys three discuss the film "City Hunter" -- a movie Jackie did specifically to try and exploit the Japanese markets. There's one scene in particular they're watching for and believe you me, it does disappoint. The boys try and figure out how to judge a movie that's a live-action manga, talk a tiny bit of God of War, hear some bad movie pitches by Matt, and also have the first ever ROUND ROBIN JACKOFF. Do not miss this episode.

    Chansplaining 19- Crime Story

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2018 75:11


    Welcome back to another episode of Chansplaining. This week, the boys discuss Crime Story and welcome back special guest Dan while Jordan is out on unexplained circumstances. The boys have a great time playing games like "top of Dan's head" and Matt explains how he put half of the existing Chinese characters into google translate like an insane person. Listen in if you want to find out how many don't want any troubles out of 5 the Chanboys give Crime Story!

    Episode 18 - Kung Fu Panda

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2018 86:03


    On this week's episode of chansplaining, the boys discuss Kung Fu Panda. Did the boys realize that Jackie has only about 5 lines in this movie? No. Do the boys think that Jackie actually was on set for this movie? Also no. Did the boys enjoy this movie? Listen in to find out!

    Chansplaining Episode 17 - Miracles

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2018 80:40


    On this episode of Chansplaining, the chanboys discuss Miracles, Jackie Chan's self described favorite movie he's ever made. Even though Jackie loves it, the boys do not! Come listen to us talk about this movie so you don't have to watch it! Lots of questions will be anwered this week. What recent movies have the boys seen? Have the boys helped crack the Russia investigation? Who will win the jackoff? And finally, how many don't want anytroubles out of 5 will the boys give it? Listen in to find out!

    Chansplaining 16 - Supercop

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2018 94:17


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    Episode 15 - Skiptrace

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2018 84:27


    In this episode of Chansplaining, Sunny and Matt are joined by Hollywood Soundman extraordinaire Dan Jamieson as they review Skiptrace. The three Chanboys talk Johnny Knoxville, the Madea Movies, the insane box office of this movie, and exploiting the Chinese markets. Also, Dan and Sunny go head to head in a jackoff matchup that ends in a shocking fashion. Listen in to find out how many "don't want any troubles" out of 5 the boys give it!

    Episode 14 - Dragons Forever (2 Chans Edition)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2018 85:37


    Hey Chanboys and Changirls! Welcome to another episode of the Jackie Chan podcast! This week we only have 2 of the chanboys, Chanboy Matt and Chanboy Sunny. This week the boys discuss Dragons Forever: the often problematic action comedy starring Jackie and Samo. This episode is great and often goes off book while the boys focus on Basketball talk and movie talk. How many don't want any troubles out of 5 will the episode get? Listen in to find out!

    Chansplaining Episode 13- The Forbidden Kingdom

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2018 90:09


    Welcome back for another episode of Chansplaining! This week, the boys discuss The Forbidden Kingdom. If you're interested in Chinese Folklore then you're in for a treat. Beastboy Sunny discusses who the Monkey King is and why he's important. The boys continue to play the jackoff and there are possibly some major swings! Listen in to find out how many "don't want any troubles" out of 5 the boys give it!

    Episode 12 - Karate Kid

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2018 93:28


    Check out this weeks episode of #Chansplaining, where the boys watched Karate Kid starring #JadenSmith, #TarajiPHenson and of course #JackieChan! This movie is fun, funny, a great way to start off a career, and a great remake with a twist! How many Jackie Chan Not Wanting Any Troubles out of Five will they give it? Listen in to find out!

    Episode 11 - Armour Of God

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2018 80:15


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    Episode 10- All In The Family

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2018 77:37


    **This episode was originally uploaded incorrectly and has now been corrected*** You listeners are all in for a treat! The boys go for a racy one this week as they watched the non-martial arts straight comedy, All in the Family. What is special about this movie is that it has Jackie Chan's first and (hopefully not) only SEX SCENES. Instead of forcing your way through this series of vignettes only available via YouTube video that only occupies a 3rd of the screen, let the boys at Chansplaining tell you if Jackie can bone or not (spoiler: we get into it)! How many don't want any troubles out of 5 will this one get? Listen in to find out!

    Episode 9 - The Tuxedo

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2018 78:27


    Welcome back for another episode of Chansplaining! We did it! We finally watched a movie that rivals The Medallion in sheer unwatchability. On this episode, we watched The Tuxedo. This movie has it all- James Brown, negging, and weirdly correct assumptions about 2018 technology. If you wanna see Jackie in (hopefully) his worst movie, you gotta give this episode a listen! How many "Don't want any troubles" out of 5 will this movie get? Did the developers at google copy ideas from this movie? You'll have to listen to find out!

    Episode 8 - Rumble In The Bronx

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2018 76:35


    Join the guys at Chansplaining this week when they talk about Rumble in the Bronx!

    Episode 7- Trace of a Dragon

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2018 66:17


    This week on Chansplaining, the boys delve into the untold story of Jackie's family and become the foremost experts in their respective states on Jackie Chan. Is this story crazy? Yes! Is it beyond belief? Yes! Is it possibly embellished? Probably. Listen in to see how many "don't want any troubles" out of 5 the boys give it!

    Episode 6 - The Medallion

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2017 73:37


    Welcome back for another episode of chansplaining! We followed up last week's episode with another american Jackie Chan movie, but this time we went with a bad one! This movie definitely has jokes, but we're not sure they're funny. If you wanna see Jackie in possibly his worst movie, you gotta give this episode a listen! How many "Don't want any troubles" out of 5 will this movie get? You'll have to listen to find out!

    Episode 5- Shanghai Noon

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2017 72:10


    We made it! The people spoke and the boys went and did a movie with Owen Wilson! This movie has laughs, it has gags, it has pretty inoffensive depictions of Native Americans. The boys talk about authenticity and all become ambassadors. How many "Don't want any troubles" out of 5 will this movie get? You'll have to listen to find out!

    Episode 4 - Project A

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2017 82:34


    Another episode from us here at Chansplaining. This week, the boys get together (in person) and celebrate thanksgiving by watching a Jackie Chan movie you've never heard of: Project A. This movie has it all... great action, lots of laughs, and Sailors and Police and Pirates (OH MY)! The boys also read about what happens when the new boy comes to the academy. How many "don't want any troubles" out of 5 will the boys give it? Listen to find out!

    Episode 3 - Police Story

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2017 81:06


    Another episode from the boys here at Chansplaining. This week, we discuss Police Story: a fun story with antiquated jokes and some of the coolest movie stunts you'll ever see! The boys also delve deeper into the bonkers childhood of Jackie Chan. How many "don't want any troubles" out of 5 will the boys give it? Listen to find out!

    Episode 2 - Drunken Master

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2017 79:17


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    Episode 1 - Snake In the Eagle's Shadow

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2017 67:09


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