Co-hosts Addie Donohue and Alex Guardino get together to laugh at their own expense.
Disappointed But Not Surprised
Listeners of Disappointed But Not Surprised that love the show mention: hysterical, love, show.
The Disappointed But Not Surprised podcast is an absolute riot and had me laughing out loud from start to finish. I stumbled upon this gem after hearing about it on the Pass The Gravy Podcast, and I am so glad I did. Hosted by two hilarious individuals, this podcast is the perfect addition to my regular rotation.
One of the best aspects of The Disappointed But Not Surprised podcast is the chemistry between the hosts. Their banter and comedic timing is on point, making for a truly entertaining listening experience. They effortlessly flow from one topic to another, keeping the momentum going throughout the entire episode. Whether they are discussing current events, sharing personal stories, or diving into pop culture references, their wit and humor shine through.
Another highlight of this podcast is its range of topics. The hosts tackle everything from everyday annoyances to deeper social issues with ease and insightfulness. It's refreshing to hear them discuss both lighthearted subjects that provide a good laugh and more thought-provoking topics that spark introspection. This versatility keeps each episode engaging and ensures there's something for everyone.
On the downside, there were moments where I felt some jokes or comments crossed the line into being offensive or insensitive. While comedy can be subjective, it would benefit the podcast to be mindful of their language and potential impact on others. Additionally, at times, certain topics seemed rushed or underdeveloped, leaving me wanting more in terms of depth and analysis.
In conclusion, The Disappointed But Not Surprised podcast is an absolute gem for anyone looking for a good laugh and some engaging discussions. Despite a few missteps along the way, the chemistry between the hosts shines through as they effortlessly navigate various topics with humor and insightfulness. It has quickly become a favorite in my regular rotation, and I highly recommend giving it a listen if you're in need of some laughter in your life.
After 2 long years we're back!! Lots of catching up to do on dating and the lives of Addie and Alex. And the girls discuss the FB group Are We Dating The Same Guy?
Welcome back to another week of fuckery! This week the girls give life updates. Addie announces her pregnancy and morning sickness, Alex is grateful to not have kids, and the girls picky back on a bad date from last episode. Go follow on social media. IG: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, FB: disappointdbutnotsurprisedpod, TikTok: podcastDBNS, Twitter: podcastDBNS
On this weeks episode of fuckery, the girls have their friend Shoshana on the show, who talks about all the outrageous dates she's been on. From being catfished to getting screamed at for not liking a specific music genre, first dates are at least entertaining. Go follow us on social media... IG: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, TikTok: podcastDBNS, Twitter: podcastDBNS. And give us 5 stars!
On this weeks episode of fuckery, the girls give life upstates. Alex talks about her vacation in Mexico and her distain for lazy people at the airport, and the girls tell a story about a car thief they know. Go listen and give 5 stars! Follow us on social media! IG: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, TikTok: podcastDBNS, Twitter: podcast DBNS
A long awaited Claude episode has arrived!!! On this weeks shit show, Claude calls in and gives updates on his life and his relationship with his girlfriend with the Karen haircut, and the girls discuss their new found "business" of taking money from sissys that want to be humiliated. Go follow us on social media! IG: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, TikTok: podcastDBNS, Twitter: podcastDBNS
Welcome to episode 69! On this week's episode, Sissy Jasmine tries to redeem himself by singing to Britney Spears and he was still awful, and Alex vents about her dimwit coworker and how she doesn't know how to save a word document. Follow us on social media! IG: disappointedbutnotsurprised, FB: disappointdbutnotsurprisedpod, TikTok: podcastDBNS, twitter: podcastDBNS
WELCOME BACKKKK to another week of fuckery after a brief hiatus! Tune in this week to hear the girls interview their guest, Jamie, the sissy maid. Jamie has been a sissy maid for his wife for the past few years every Monday, doing chores and taking spankings if they're not done perfectly. This fetish has brought them closer together and keeps the house clean! Follow us on social media! IG: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, TikTok: podcastDBNS, Twitter: podcastDBNS
On this weeks bitchfest, the girls talk about society and how it's going to shit. Follow us on social media... IG: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, Tiktok: podcastDBNS, Twitter: podcastDBNS
On this weeks episode of fuckery, the girls read the last few weeks of confessions they've received but have been too slack to read. Enjoy a full episode of confession corner! Follow us on social media... IG: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, TikTok: podcastDBNS, Twitter: podcastDBNS
We want to apologize in advance for this weeks episode. We let Sissy Jasmine come on to sing for you guys and he forgot the words to I'm A Slave 4 U by Britney Spears after he promised us he practiced, and we were appalled by his performance. He hasn't even made it up to us yet by sending us gifts. Anyway, check out this weeks episode and follow us on social media, IG: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, TikTok: podcastDBNS, Twitter: podcastDBNS. If you're into SPH you'll enjoy this weeks ep!
This week, the girls discuss a bunch of celebrity conspiracy theories they have such as the Avril Levine doppleganger, how Lady Gaga drinks the blood of young children, and most importantly, Britney Spears pregnancy. Don't hate us. Follow us on IG: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, TikTik: podcastDBNS, Twitter: podcastDBNS
On this weeks episode of fuckery, Alex gives the details of her new creepy stalker crush, Jefferina, and his pathetic tips. Also, Claude calls in to relive his day and talk about how he got laid by buying a yeti cooler of FB marketplace. So thats why we're asking the question of whether selling things online is the new dating marketplace. Follow us on social media you hoes! IG: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, TikTik: podcastDBNS, Twitter: podcastDBNS
This week, the girls update their last month of travels and life. Alex talks about a vacation she took with her family to Nashville where they got in a fight bad girls club style and almost got kicked out of the hotel, and Addie talks about how she accidentally gave her boyfriend Salmonella poisoning from her lack of cooking skills. Go follow us on social media. IG: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, TikTok: podcastDBNS, Twitter: podcastDBNS
On this weeks episode of fuckery, the girls welcome guest Dio! Dio discusses his different types of kinks such as SPH, edging, ball busting, orgasm control and humiliation. He talks about how it affects his relationships and the pleasure he gets from it. Go follow us on social media... IG: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, FB: disappointedbutnotsurprised69, TikTok: podcastDBNS, Twitter: podcastDBNS.
Another Claude special!! This week Claude updates the girls on his work life of crack arrests, dodging AIDS, his new girlfriend with the Karen haircut, and 90 Day Fiancé. Tune in and give 5 start for a laugh!! Also, we got banned on all social media so follow us on our new pages... IG: disappointedbutnotsuprisedpod, FB: disappoibtedbutnotsurprised69, TikTok: podcastDBNS, Twitter: podcastDBNS.
On this weeks episode, the girls invite on a Shaman and plant master, Lee Schwalb, to discuss the benefits of Kambo, Ayahuasca, micro dosing, and other beneficial plant medicines. Lee also talks about why he no longer administers Kambo, what he is called to currently, and his experiences with ayahuasca and other plant medicines. Visit www.iakp.org to look into practicing reliable Kambo, and visit www.leeschwalbhealing.com for any questions for Lee regarding different practices. Also, follow us on social media and give us 5 stars! IG: dbns.podcast, TikTok: podcastDBNS, Twitter: podcastDBNS
On this week episode the girls discuss an array of topics from Gabby Petito, to Britney Spears, covid, and ghost hauntings. Tune in on spotify and ITunes. Follow us on social media, IG: dbns.podcast, Twitter: podcastdbns,TikTok: podcastdbns
Welcome back to another week of fuckery!! This week the girls interview guest Sissy Kylie, who talks about dressing in women's clothes, dating with different kinks, and humiliation. Follow us on social media!! IG: disappointedbutnotsurprised, FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, Twitter: podcastDBNS, TikTok: podcastDBNS
Welcome back bitches!! This weeks episode of fuckery is all about FinDom! Addie and Alex's guest Matt considers himself a paypig aka someone who enjoys being financially dominated. Matt goes through the process of how he started his addiction and what it's become. Follow us on IG: disappointedbutnotsurprised, FB: dissppointedbutnotsurprisedpod, Twitter: podcastDBNS, TikTok: podcastDBNS
We're back bitches... with another week of fuckery... after yet ANOTHER brief haitus (sorry)!! This week the girls recap their past month, giving updates into the nonsense that happened in their lives. Also, they discuss travel etiquette, and you don't really know someone until you travel with them (and see their mental breakdowns firsthand). Follow us and subscribe on social media! IG: disappointedbutnotsurprised, FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, Twitter: podcastDBNS, TikTok: podcastDBNS
Welcome back to the shit show. After a slight hiatus, the girls are back with repeat guest Michelle, to divulge another stalker story. For the past few months, Michelle has been dealing with a creep who has been coming to her house and leaving her delusional letters, thinking that he actually has a chance in her life. Also, he does not like being called Bill. Tune in to hear the full stalker story!! Follow us on social media!! IG: disappointedbutnotsurprised, FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, Twitter: podcastDBNS, TikTik: podcastDBNS
Welcome back to another week of complete fuckery!!! This week, the girls have a true QUEEN on the show. They interview drag queen and mega babe, Hogatha Cysty, who is a 1% African, 20% Latin X, colored, vegan fluid, misgendered, nonbinary, intersectional feminist, lesbian. Hogatha has every participation trophy and discusses how she started off becoming a Facebook legend and continues to keep her fan base. Enjoy!! Follow us on IG: disappointedbutnotsurprised, FB: disapppointedbutnotsurprisedpod, TikTok: podcastDBNS, Twitter: podcastDBNS.
Welcome to another week of fuckery after a slight summer hiatus! This week, Addie and Alex recap their summer, and give updates on the current situation of their shit show lives. They also discuss the Only Fans drama and how they fully support the hoe life! Follow us on IG: disappointedbutnotsurprised, FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, Twitter: podcastDBNS, TikTok: podcastDBNS
Welcome to another week of fuckery! This week, Addie and Alex interview their friend and fight club member Peter, who shares some crazy life stories. Peter talks about banging a mother/daughter duo, unknowingly dating a porn star, skirt club, and how getting hit by a taxi cab saved his life. Follow us on social media! IG: disappointedbutnotsurprised, FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, Twitter: podcastDBNS, TikTok: podcastDBNS
EPISODE 50 AND CLAUDE IS BACK!!! On this weeks sexcapades, Claude concludes his toxic relationship with UN Pussy, divulges his newest addiction to the geriatric dating website silversingles.com, and shares a story about how he stumbled upon a female wrestler on Craigs List and paid to wrestle her repetitively. This episode is not for the easily butthurt. Follow us on social media!!! IG: disappointedbutnotsurprised, FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, Twitter: podcastDBNS, TikTok: podcastDBNS
On this weeks episode of complete fuckery, Alex and Addie interview another micro peepee man. Noah, the man with the tiny weiner, asks to be publicly humiliated, and wants the girls to spread the news of his micro to all hot women willing to make fun of him. Also, the girls talk about swingers, and how you should NEVER swing with your friends. Follow us on social media!!! IG: disasppointedbutnotsurprised, FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, Twitter to see micro pics: podcastDBNS, and TikTok: podcastDBNS
On this weeks episode of fuckery, Alex and Addie invite guest Amanda on to vent about her long term relationship with a notorious cheater and getting pregnant with him at a young age. This girls give Amanda terrible advice on how to fix or ditch the relationship and tips to get out of her dry spell. Follow us on social media! Instagram: disappointedbutnotsurprised, FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, Twitter: podcastDBNS, TikTok: podcastDBNS
On this weeks episode of fuckery, Alex and Addie tell the tale of Alex’s creepy troll neighbor. For the past year, he has tortured Alex with his fluffy back hair, and now it's finally time to get revenge. Follow us on social media, IG: disappointedbutnotsurprised FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, Twitter: podcastDBNS, TikTok: dbns.podcast
On this weeks episode of fuckery, Addie and Alex recap the past few weeks of rigamarole in their lives, and talk about how to fit a tweedle in a twissle. They also correct themselves on some misinformation they had about the tickling community. Follow us on social media!!! IG: disappointedbutnotsurprised FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod TikTok: dbns.podcast Twitter: podcastDBNS
On this week’s episode of kink, Alex and Addie interview guest and Dominatrix, Mistress Laciey. Laciey shares stories of her day to day fetish fulfillment, and some of the strangest requests she gets. Tune in to hear about sounding, pegging, and Little Debbie's cakes. Follow us on social media IG: disappointedbutnotsurprised, FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, Twitter: podcastDBNS, Tiktok: dbns.podcast, and go find Mistress Laciey at Www.mistresslacieysdungeon.com
Welcome back bitches!!! We have a different kind of episode for you this week! Tune in to hear our open discussion about some of the most high profile serial killers with special guest Jay. In this episode, Addie, Alex and Jay talk about John Wayne Gacy, Ed Gein, Jeffrey Dahmer, the gilgo beach killer, Aileen Wuornos, and most importantly DR. LECTER. Follow us on social media and give us 5 stars!!! IG: disappointedbutnotsurprised, FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, Twitter: podcastDBNS
On this weeks episode of fuckery, Addie and Alex interview their friend and sugar daddy Aaron. Aaron gives some insight into the world of Seeking Arrangements and sugar babies. He also gives his wisdom on how to please and a woman both physically and emotionally. Men, take some notes! Chick-fil-A sauce and finding the clit goes a long way!!!! Follow us on social media! IG: disappointedbutnotsurprised, FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, Twitter: podcastDBNS
On this weeks episode of complete fuckery, Addie and Alex’s friend Rachel joins them to share her tales of tinder. Rachel tells about the horrible dates she’s had, from the creepy cop killer, the feet fetish guy, and also the dude thinks only missionary is suitable sex. Follow us on social media!!! IG: disappointedbutnotsurprised, FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, Twitter: podcastDBNS. And give us 5 stars!!
On this week's episode, Alex and Addie give an update on their kambo session from last week, as well as an update on Addie’s dating life and the reason why they think physical touch aka orgasms is the most important of the 5 Love Languages. Follow us on social media!!! IG: disappointedbutnotsurprised FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod Twitter: podcastDBNS
Episode 40 and Claude is back! Guysss, tune in this week for our most controversial guest (this episode is not for the easily offended)..... Claude updates us on his romantic love life with his latest love flame and all of his escapades down in Texas. Follow us on IG: disappointedbutnotsurprised FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod
Welcome to another week of complete fuckery!! This week, Addie and Alex interview their friend Mandy, who is a happy ending masseuse and dominatrix. Mandy discusses her day to day work life of hand jobs, fisting, pegging, enemas, kinks and fetish’s. If you like being churned, this is the episode for you! Follow us on social media. IG: disappointedbutnotsurprised, FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, Twitter: dbnspodcast
On this weeks edition of fuckery, Alex’s cousin Jamie comes on the show to talk about her 10 year relationship that ended the day she got home from her bachelorette party, and cheating scandals. Her relationship was the definition of disappointed but not surprised. Enjoy!! Follow us on IG: disappointedbutnotsurprised FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod Twitter: podcastDBNS
Thanks for listening to a full year of fuckery!! Closing out season 1 with rap artist Robbie Paletta, aka Robbie ybeezy. Robbie hypes up his new album coming out, discusses his inspiration for songs and humble brags about his groupies. Also, in this episode is learning how to own your orgasm!! Ladies, we are going into 2021 cumming, speaking up for what we want in bed, and not settling for mediocre sex. Happy New Year fuckers! Cheers to a great year! Follow us on social media... IG: disappointedbutnotsurprised, FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod. Follow Robbie ybeezy on iTunes and Spotify and DM his instagram tits! IG: robbieeerob
This week, Alex and Addie interview their friend Richie, who introduces them to his world of financial domination. Think BSDM and erotic humiliation with a financial, sugar baby twist. If you like getting kicked in the dick, or are just curious about what the fuck this is, then tune in to this episode. Follow us on social media!!! IG: disappointedbutnotsurprised, FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, Twitter: podcastdbns
Welcome back to another Q&A!! This week Alex and Addie answer another series of questions from listeners. Tune in to hear their take on sex dolls, sexless marriage, nudists, swingers, and the vanilla BDSM bullshit of 50 Shades of Grey. Follow us on social media... IG: disappointedbutnotsurprised FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod
This week, Addie and Alex put their sexpert degrees to good use as they answer questions submitted by listeners. Grower vs shower? Girth or length? Worst dating app pick up lines? Porn that you hate to admit that you are into? What's the one thing you can say during sex that immediately stops it? And Chasity belts... why... just why???? Follow us on social media!! IG: disappointedbutnotsurprised FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod
On this weeks edition of fuckery, the girls interview their friend Joe, who shares intimate details of his polyamorous relationship. He talks about the rules and agreements that he's made with his new boo's, and how so far, the trio has been working for them. Joe also gives insight into his Only Fans management position, and shares lots of pointers for all the listeners that want to start their own! Hoe life for the win!!! Follow us on IG - disappointedbutnotsurpried, FB - disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, TikTok - dbns.podcast, Twitter - podcast.dbns
On this weeks episode, Addie and Alex continue their Spooky adventures. They share about their ouija experience, ghost stories, and how they got attacked by the homeless in NYC. Follow on IG: disappointedbutnotsurprised and FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod. XOXO!
Welcome to the Spooky Series!!! Tis the season. On this weeks episode, Addie and Alex share their own personal ghost stories. Alex talks about her experience with an Ouija board from back in her early teens, and how ever since then, she's seen spirits. Addie revisits her crack days and how she used to hallucinate snakes and demons in her room. Enjoy!! XOXO!! Follow us on social media... IG: disappointedbutnotsurprised, FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod
The girls welcome back Claude for their 30th episode!!! This week, Claude brings Addie and Alex up to date on his dating life. He shares why sex with a meth addict is amazing, gives advice on cuckholding, and reviles the name of his dick. Tune in for another wild episode!!! Follow us on social media... IG: disappointedbutnotsurprised & FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod
This week, Addie and Alex bring two of their best bitches, Nina and Michelle, on to the show to do a sex panel. They hold an open discussion about specific sex topics such as 69'ing, cunnilingus, fingering, dick pics, period sex, blow jobs, butt play, fetishes, and guys living habits. Tune in to find out their opinion on each topic. Go follow us on social media!! Instagram: @disappointedbutnotsurprised Facebook @disappointeedbutnotsurprisedpod Twitter @podcastdbns
This week, Addie and Alex invite their friend Phil Cepeda on the show. Phil tried to debunk the girls theories on why guys get limp dicks the first time they have sex with a girl. Phil also shares his tale of a limp weiner. XOXO! Follow us on instagram @disappointedbutnotsurprised
This week Addie and Alex welcome their friend Michelle on to the podcast to share her narcissistic tales. Michelle was engaged to a narcissist for years, and discusses the red flags to look for and how to escape from the relationship. She also shares stories about moving on and her current dating life. Tune in for some crazy stories! Follow us on instagram @disappointedbutnotsurprised and facebook @disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod
Welcome back to another episode of disfunction!!! This week Alex and Addie recap their dickless summer. They also talk about the always disappointing but not surprised flaccid weiner and queefing on the first fuck. XOXO!! Follow us on instagram @disappointedbutnotsurprised and FB @disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod
Ex Marine, Rollin Koons is on this weeks episode of complete fuckery!!! Rollin discusses his life as a marine, which entails stories of the Okinawa banana show, $20 hookers, and an aggressive orgasamer that would wake the entire crew up every night. Rollin also shares stories of his dating life, and gives pointers for women on how to make a fire dating app. Tune in to either laugh or be completely horrified. Xoxo!!! Follow us on instagram @disappointedbutnotsurprised
Welcome to another week of judgement... Addie and Alex give the do's and don'ts of Hinge on this episode. Both girls have recently downloaded the dating app and have come across some horrors. They breakdown what and what not to do and brutally criticize everyone along the way. Follow us on instagram @disappointedbutnotsurprised
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