Since Bachelor podcasts are underdone, we figured we’d throw our hat in the ring! Friends for over 10 years and united by love of this ridiculous franchise and white claw, we decided record what we’d be doing anyway: discussing the Bachelor. Check us out if you love all things Bachelor Nation- or even if you don’t! We’re fun and you have nothing else to do! - Emily and Kayla
Kayla Murphy and Emily Crebbin
The girls are back discussing week 2 of Paradise. They cover the extension of the season, the presence of Ashley and Jared, and the season's current love triangles.
Paradise is back, baby! The girls cover too much to list here because as you know it's absolute chaos... they're just happy to be back in our safe space!
Kayla and Emily discuss not the Bachelor, take a break for banana bread, and ask why it seems like no one wants to get engaged to a stranger these days.
The girls discuss why the Bachelor can't do anything right, Rachel's hypocrisy, and if there truly IS a difference between “falling in love” and “in love.” (No, there is not.)
The girls discuss what may have been the worst television episode in history!
The girls break down hometowns, how the show is proving everything can be done in an hour, and the pillars that hold up the podcast.
The girls are back with first (second) time guest Leah C. to break down their unintentional hiatus, the “lost” episode, and where the franchise is heading.
The girls discuss episode three - everything from their largely unpopular opinion surrounding this season's format, “guy time”, and they provide a rare defense of men.
The girls recap episode two, and introduce the first official drinking game of Don't Insult My Intelligence podcast!
The girls are back for season SEVEN feeling refreshed, rejuvenated, and excited for the mess ahead! We will back in feed weekly, we missed you!
Kayla and Emily are back for Part Two of Clayton's finale recap. Thank God that's over! See you all in July!
The girls discuss last week's episodes: the Women Tell All, Fantasy Suites, and everything that came along with them. Enjoy part 1 of our wrap up of Clayton's season!
The girls are back discussing Clayton's hometowns episode, and more importantly- the best and worst bachelor family visits of all time.
Kayla and Emily share the new direction of DIMI. The episode includes a brief episode recap that spurs a discussion on the franchise's worst leads.
The girls recap all the details of Shrimp Gate, the franchise's attempt at a conversation surrounding body image, and trickle down economics. Enjoy! TW: discussion surrounding body image/ dysmorphia ending 24:54
Kayla and Emily are back for Season 6, baby! The girls discuss the record breaking number of night one eliminations, Hilary Duff and Ziwe's iconic appearances, and why we need to get rid of concert dates. Reminder- Clayton's season will be recapped on a biweekly basis.
Kayla and Emily thematically recap the remainder of Michelle's season, and Kayla read Hannah Brown's book so you don't have to! Happy Holidays and we will see you for our biweekly recaps of Clayton's season in January!
Kayla and Emily break down all the details of the tell all. Where was Clayton? Why did all the flops get hot seats? How do we become the Bachelor lawyer?
After Thanksgiving Break, the girls are back to discuss everything happening in Bachelor Nation (and sometimes mention the current season.) Topics include Clayton, C*lton, Hometowns, and Zac and Tayshia.
Kayla and Emily discuss the only thing worth discussing (Red Taylor's Version), why a date at your high school would be traumatic, and the pipsqueak of the season.
The girls discuss all things marathon, the male fear of comfort, and for the first time ask: is this performer too famous for this?
*AUDIO WARNING: Kayla's microphone is stuck in a UHaul pod somewhere (in Ohio probably) until Monday. It will sound like she's screaming at you. If you're into that sort of thing, the girls discuss Jamie's lies, Little Willie v Pizza Pete, and a very normal 1:1 date.
Emily is joined by a very special guest to discuss the first dates of the season, the sigmas of the week, and the breakup no one (everyone) saw coming.
Emily and Kayla discuss their parasocial relationship with Michelle's parents, Clayton from Mizzou, and why the Bachelor is the most unrealistic concept of all time.
Kayla and Emily discuss the Paradise finale- including the engagements, “breakups”, and the greatest love story the show has ever seen.
Kayla and guest host Sam dive into the three hours of torture we collectively endured- including Ivan's lies, Wells' internship, and Paradise Prom.
Kayla and Emily discuss tatty daddy, dudes who are down bad, and the hurricane that rocked one chair on the beach in paradise.
Emily and Kayla discuss Union President Joe, Tammy following in Emily's footsteps, and Hot New Blake's arrival
Kayla and Emily discuss the four stupidest people in paradise, the emotional maturity of Kenny, and the heartbreak of logistical breakups.
Emily and Kayla discuss the first Paradise rose ceremony, Thomas's cringy return, and the special guest who appeared in Emily's DMs throughout it all.
Kayla and Emily are back for the most anticipated event of the summer- the premier of Bachelor in Paradise. They discuss initial couple pairings, commitment to the bit, and why David Spade deserves a raise. Join them all season long after the second BIP episode every week!
Kayla and Emily discuss Katie's final rose, whether Justin was actually the runner-up, and the highly anticipated new season of Bachelor in Paradise
On their first “parentally advised” episode, Emily and Kayla discuss “Hometowns”, Blake's inevitably horny family, and where Katie's final rose is destined to go after this episode's fall out.
As we head into the final weeks of Katie's journey, Kayla and Emily discuss their thoughts on this season's men and how they told us…literally nothing.
Emily and Tara discuss the shocking hometown picks, Katie's questionable outfits, and how her very first and last encounter with Brendan (who?) went. With special guest James C.
Emily and Kayla discuss the greatest crossover of all time, Hunter's abominable fashion choices, and the highly-anticipated Paradise Picks.
Kayla and Emily discuss the return of Blake Moynes, Hunter's aggressive behavior, and, of course, the pivotal, highly-anticipated appearance of Wells Adams.
Emily and Kayla are BACK and discussing Joel Maisel, the crimes of Blake Moynes, and the hairiest part of the male body.
Emily and Tara discuss the formation of union of Local (Season) 17, the banishment of Karl with a K, and the unnecessarily sloppy kisses being offered to our no-nonsense queen, Katie.
Kayla dives in to Katie's second week - filled to the brim with men whose names we have not yet learned, drama from the before times, and men who aren't here for the right reasons...especially Karl with a K. Featuring guest hosts Sean W. and DIMI producer Tara L.
The gang is back together again (minus you, Chris Harrison)! Emily & Kayla discuss Katie's premiere, what exactly it means to be a skin salesman, and how everything is better with Tayshia and Kaitlyn.
Kayla and Emily welcome back their first ever guest, Sean W., to dissect the finale that everyone saw coming. They break down the episode that became instantly irrelevant, Emmanuel Acho, and the most uncomfortable After the Final Rose of all time.
Kayla and Emily take a deep dive into fantasy suites week, Bri’s love of nature, and THE interview.
Emily and Kayla discuss The Bachelor's "Women Tell All", how low-key fun this season actually was, and bring us up to speed on all things Bachelor Nation.
Emily and Kayla discuss the "hometown" dates, the volume of Clare and Dale's loudness, and Hannah B's brother keeping their attention on the franchise.
Emily and Kayla discuss Heather's arrival, the aftermath of Katie's departure, and spill their thoughts on Chris Harrison's temporary departure alongside Rachel Kirkconnel finally speaking out.
Emily and Kayla discuss the post Victorian-Era energy in the household, spill some potential Bachelorette spoilers, and raise the question of who exactly Temecula Road is?
Kayla and Emily discuss the downfall of Queen Victoria, what it means to date a Matt, and ALL the Bachelor Nation drama you've been dying to hear about.
Emily and Kayla give us hot takes of the new women who arrived this week, the ugly cattiness erupting from the OGs on this season, and, of course, the topic that just won't quit, Clare and Dale. Featuring guest host Jake Capelli.
Emily and Kayla discuss kissing with your eyes open, Victoria's multiple personalities, and some SPOILERS (starting at 42:20). You have been warned.