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Since Bachelor podcasts are underdone, we figured we’d throw our hat in the ring! Friends for over 10 years and united by love of this ridiculous franchise and white claw, we decided record what we’d be doing anyway: discussing the Bachelor. Check us out if you love all things Bachelor Nation- or even if you don’t! We’re fun and you have nothing else to do! - Emily and Kayla

Kayla Murphy and Emily Crebbin


    • Oct 17, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 57m AVG DURATION
    • 60 EPISODES

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    Latest episodes from Don't Insult My Intelligence

    Mommy's Little Slut

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2022 67:50


    The girls are back discussing week 2 of Paradise. They cover the extension of the season, the presence of Ashley and Jared, and the season's current love triangles.

    Romeo, Romeo...what were you thinking?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2022 64:34


    Paradise is back, baby! The girls cover too much to list here because as you know it's absolute chaos... they're just happy to be back in our safe space!

    (Thank God It's) Almost Paradise

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2022 72:20


    All we have to say is… thank god.

    My New Sissy

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2022 56:48


    Kayla and Emily discuss not the Bachelor, take a break for banana bread, and ask why it seems like no one wants to get engaged to a stranger these days.

    The Clayton Playbook

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2022 57:14


    The girls discuss why the Bachelor can't do anything right, Rachel's hypocrisy, and if there truly IS a difference between “falling in love” and “in love.” (No, there is not.)

    The Kardashian Bros on a Cruise

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2022 44:54


    The girls discuss what may have been the worst television episode in history!

    To Trader Joe, and Joe Jonas

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2022 76:20


    The girls break down hometowns, how the show is proving everything can be done in an hour, and the pillars that hold up the podcast.

    Baby Back Bitch feat. Leah C.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2022 55:24


    The girls are back with first (second) time guest Leah C. to break down their unintentional hiatus, the “lost” episode, and where the franchise is heading.

    Queer Eyeing Meatball

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2022 71:50


    The girls discuss episode three - everything from their largely unpopular opinion surrounding this season's format, “guy time”, and they provide a rare defense of men.

    The “Hot Tub Where It Doesn't Belong” Game

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2022 65:04


    The girls recap episode two, and introduce the first official drinking game of Don't Insult My Intelligence podcast!

    We Are the Bachelorettes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2022 50:18


    The girls are back for season SEVEN feeling refreshed, rejuvenated, and excited for the mess ahead! We will back in feed weekly, we missed you!

    Wrong F*cking Answer (Finale Part 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2022 62:42


    Kayla and Emily are back for Part Two of Clayton's finale recap. Thank God that's over! See you all in July!

    Rot in Ohio (Finale Part 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2022 50:06


    The girls discuss last week's episodes: the Women Tell All, Fantasy Suites, and everything that came along with them. Enjoy part 1 of our wrap up of Clayton's season!

    Unsolicited Parenting Advice (From Two Childless Women)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2022 55:20


    The girls are back discussing Clayton's hometowns episode, and more importantly- the best and worst bachelor family visits of all time.

    Don't Insult Our Rebrand

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2022 51:32


    Kayla and Emily share the new direction of DIMI. The episode includes a brief episode recap that spurs a discussion on the franchise's worst leads.

    You & Me Together

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2022 56:30


    The girls recap all the details of Shrimp Gate, the franchise's attempt at a conversation surrounding body image, and trickle down economics. Enjoy! TW: discussion surrounding body image/ dysmorphia ending 24:54

    Loser Hall of Fame

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2022 68:02


    Kayla and Emily are back for Season 6, baby! The girls discuss the record breaking number of night one eliminations, Hilary Duff and Ziwe's iconic appearances, and why we need to get rid of concert dates. Reminder- Clayton's season will be recapped on a biweekly basis.

    Don't Insult My Thematic Recap

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2021 58:02


    Kayla and Emily thematically recap the remainder of Michelle's season, and Kayla read Hannah Brown's book so you don't have to! Happy Holidays and we will see you for our biweekly recaps of Clayton's season in January!

    The Hots vs. The Flops

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2021 55:42


    Kayla and Emily break down all the details of the tell all. Where was Clayton? Why did all the flops get hot seats? How do we become the Bachelor lawyer?

    Plan B

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2021 69:14


    After Thanksgiving Break, the girls are back to discuss everything happening in Bachelor Nation (and sometimes mention the current season.) Topics include Clayton, C*lton, Hometowns, and Zac and Tayshia.

    Don't Insult My Intelligence (Taylor's Version)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2021 63:22


    Kayla and Emily discuss the only thing worth discussing (Red Taylor's Version), why a date at your high school would be traumatic, and the pipsqueak of the season.

    Fellas, is it gay to enjoy things?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2021 71:46


    The girls discuss all things marathon, the male fear of comfort, and for the first time ask: is this performer too famous for this?

    Little Willie

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2021 64:36


    *AUDIO WARNING: Kayla's microphone is stuck in a UHaul pod somewhere (in Ohio probably) until Monday. It will sound like she's screaming at you. If you're into that sort of thing, the girls discuss Jamie's lies, Little Willie v Pizza Pete, and a very normal 1:1 date.

    Don't Insult My Boyfriend

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2021 45:32


    Emily is joined by a very special guest to discuss the first dates of the season, the sigmas of the week, and the breakup no one (everyone) saw coming.

    Riffing on Violence

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2021 52:48


    Emily and Kayla discuss their parasocial relationship with Michelle's parents, Clayton from Mizzou, and why the Bachelor is the most unrealistic concept of all time.

    You're My World, Bro

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2021 61:32


    Kayla and Emily discuss the Paradise finale- including the engagements, “breakups”, and the greatest love story the show has ever seen.

    “It's Lil Jon Again” with Sam E.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2021 64:32


    Kayla and guest host Sam dive into the three hours of torture we collectively endured- including Ivan's lies, Wells' internship, and Paradise Prom.

    An Episode Shorter Than The Hurricane In Paradise

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2021 40:39


    Kayla and Emily discuss tatty daddy, dudes who are down bad, and the hurricane that rocked one chair on the beach in paradise.

    Girlboss, Gatekeep, Gaslight

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2021 61:46


    Emily and Kayla discuss Union President Joe, Tammy following in Emily's footsteps, and Hot New Blake's arrival

    Four Stupidest People On The Beach

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2021 83:56


    Kayla and Emily discuss the four stupidest people in paradise, the emotional maturity of Kenny, and the heartbreak of logistical breakups.

    Rose Chasing

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2021 70:02


    Emily and Kayla discuss the first Paradise rose ceremony, Thomas's cringy return, and the special guest who appeared in Emily's DMs throughout it all.

    “Dated Tre's Uncle”

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2021 63:38


    Kayla and Emily are back for the most anticipated event of the summer- the premier of Bachelor in Paradise. They discuss initial couple pairings, commitment to the bit, and why David Spade deserves a raise. Join them all season long after the second BIP episode every week!

    (Thank God It's) Almost Paradise

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2021 69:16


    Kayla and Emily discuss Katie's final rose, whether Justin was actually the runner-up, and the highly anticipated new season of Bachelor in Paradise

    F*ck The Rose

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2021 56:40


    On their first “parentally advised” episode, Emily and Kayla discuss “Hometowns”, Blake's inevitably horny family, and where Katie's final rose is destined to go after this episode's fall out.

    The Men Tell Nothing

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2021 57:00


    As we head into the final weeks of Katie's journey, Kayla and Emily discuss their thoughts on this season's men and how they told us…literally nothing.

    Cuddle Queen Jean

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2021 60:43


    Emily and Tara discuss the shocking hometown picks, Katie's questionable outfits, and how her very first and last encounter with Brendan (who?) went. With special guest James C.

    Two BEAUTIFUL Drag Queens

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2021 59:50


    Emily and Kayla discuss the greatest crossover of all time, Hunter's abominable fashion choices, and the highly-anticipated Paradise Picks.

    Wells Adams' Shorts

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2021 64:02


    Kayla and Emily discuss the return of Blake Moynes, Hunter's aggressive behavior, and, of course, the pivotal, highly-anticipated appearance of Wells Adams.

    Buzz Killington

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2021 60:00


    Emily and Kayla are BACK and discussing Joel Maisel, the crimes of Blake Moynes, and the hairiest part of the male body.

    Local 17 Unite

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2021 63:06


    Emily and Tara discuss the formation of union of Local (Season) 17, the banishment of Karl with a K, and the unnecessarily sloppy kisses being offered to our no-nonsense queen, Katie.

    Karl with a K and the Zipper Sales Manager

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2021 66:24


    Kayla dives in to Katie's second week - filled to the brim with men whose names we have not yet learned, drama from the before times, and men who aren't here for the right reasons...especially Karl with a K. Featuring guest hosts Sean W. and DIMI producer Tara L.

    Dildo Girl and the Traveling Skin Salesman

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2021 56:56


    The gang is back together again (minus you, Chris Harrison)! Emily & Kayla discuss Katie's premiere, what exactly it means to be a skin salesman, and how everything is better with Tayshia and Kaitlyn.

    Who Could Have Predicted This Except Everyone? with Sean W.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2021 60:57


    Kayla and Emily welcome back their first ever guest, Sean W., to dissect the finale that everyone saw coming. They break down the episode that became instantly irrelevant, Emmanuel Acho, and the most uncomfortable After the Final Rose of all time.

    Nemacolin x Buckingham

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2021 56:32


    Kayla and Emily take a deep dive into fantasy suites week, Bri’s love of nature, and THE interview.

    We Have No Concept Of Time

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2021 48:04


    Emily and Kayla discuss The Bachelor's "Women Tell All", how low-key fun this season actually was, and bring us up to speed on all things Bachelor Nation.

    Hometowns: An Ode to Hannah B's Brother

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2021 51:53


    Emily and Kayla discuss the "hometown" dates, the volume of Clare and Dale's loudness, and Hannah B's brother keeping their attention on the franchise.

    Woke Police

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2021 50:40


    Emily and Kayla discuss Heather's arrival, the aftermath of Katie's departure, and spill their thoughts on Chris Harrison's temporary departure alongside Rachel Kirkconnel finally speaking out.

    Temecula Road

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2021 53:32


    Emily and Kayla discuss the post Victorian-Era energy in the household, spill some potential Bachelorette spoilers, and raise the question of who exactly Temecula Road is?

    Matt is a Gesture

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2021 58:33


    Kayla and Emily discuss the downfall of Queen Victoria, what it means to date a Matt, and ALL the Bachelor Nation drama you've been dying to hear about.

    The OGs with Jake C.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2021 58:45


    Emily and Kayla give us hot takes of the new women who arrived this week, the ugly cattiness erupting from the OGs on this season, and, of course, the topic that just won't quit, Clare and Dale. Featuring guest host Jake Capelli.

    With Eyes Wide Open

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2021 46:03


    Emily and Kayla discuss kissing with your eyes open, Victoria's multiple personalities, and some SPOILERS (starting at 42:20). You have been warned.

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