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Welcome to The Cliftley Saga! Where we, Dave & Morty, take a special look back at all of the Empty Headed Podcast 'Bedtime Stories' set in our made up world of Cliftley! In Episode 4 we hear 'Beautiful, Irresistible You', which was written by Dave and features some questionable character voices from Morty. Enjoy!

Welcome to The Cliftley Saga! Where we, Dave & Morty, take a special look back at all of the Empty Headed Podcast 'Bedtime Stories' set in our made up world of Cliftley! In Episode 3 we hear 'The Pet Shop Boy', which was written by Morty, and once again introduce one of the bigger recurring characters based in Cliftley; KOMA Pharmaceuticals. Another story from back in 2019!

Welcome to The Cliftley Saga! Where we, Dave & Morty, take a special look back at all of the Empty Headed Podcast 'Bedtime Stories' set in our made up world of Cliftley! In Episode 2 'The Love Below', which was written by Morty, we officially mention Cliftley for the first time and introduce a couple of our big name recurring characters. This story was from our second podcast which like the first, has been lost in time. Another one from back in 2019. This story doesn't have the best sound quality!

Welcome to The Cliftley Saga! Where we, Dave & Morty, take a special look back at all of the Empty Headed Podcast 'Bedtime Stories' set in our made up world of Cliftley! In Episode 1 we begin with the very first story we performed, 'Barry's Birthday', which was written by Dave and featured on our very first episode way back when in 2019! The episode may be lost, but the story remains! Sit back, relax and enjoy! This story contains crude humor and adult content. If you have a dark sense of humor you may enjoy it...or not...it's probably best to not even listen to be honest...

The Empty Headed Podcast is here in 2023! In this episode, Morty reads us his story titled, 'Balloon'.

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...and we're back! Episode 30's weird news contains a rather saucy murder attempt, a cheesy bandit and a children's slide which leads on to a 'flashy' Pop Idol star. Morty asks a couple of hypothetical questions. To end, the 'Bedtime Story' is back, this week read by Dave titled 'Famous Last Words.' YouTube - The Empty Headed Podcast TEHP IG - ehpdaveandmorty Dave's IG - jameshodgson1987 Morty's IG - benmortimer85 TEHP Twitter - @ehpdaveandmorty Morty's Twitter - @BenMortimer85

Episode 27 was our Halloween theme. Both Dave and Morty wrote a bedtime story with a spooky theme, both set in our fictional world of Cliftley. 'Mr. Dorian's Used Goods Emporium' was Dave's.

Episode 27 was our Halloween theme. Both Dave and Morty wrote a bedtime story with a spooky theme, both set in our fictional world of Cliftley. 'The Diary Of Conrad Cuthbert' was Morty's.

The story as heard in Episode 26. 'Catfish' written and performed by Dave.

To celebrate the imminent return of the podcast, we bring you a brand new bedtime story called 'Black Pudding' to wet your appetite. Enjoy!

After a long, long absence due to yep, you guessed it, Covid-19, Dave & Morty are back for a rather short Episode 29! A couple of news stories, hypotheticals, riddles and a rather funny poem ease us all back in to the podcast. The story will return next time! *Due to technical difficulties the episode ended early and the audio quality might not be perfect. Thanks for sticking with us*

2020! what a year! Here is a collection of our high(& low)lights from the past year. Thankyou for coming on this journey with us as we have found our feet trying out different sections & adapting to our new set up. It's been fun. All the best for 2021. Cheers Dave & Morty. Subscribe, comment,like, share, yadayada! Twitter @PodcastEHP Insta: @EHPodcast Youtube, Spotify , Soundcloud & other podcast apps - search 'Empty Headed Podcast' xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

In this episode we talk about sink holes, body modifications, cannibals and bodyguards. Morty has some hypothetical questions and a quiz for Dave, who has some riddles. No new story this time to finish the episode! Instead we listen back to the story that began the Cliftley saga, Morty's, 'The Love Below'. His first original story from way back when! If you enjoy the podcast, please give us a like and leave a comment. Why not a share too? Much love, Dave & Morty Join us on www.twitch.tv/emptyheadedpodcast to get involved in the chat. You'll be seeing the episode a week early too!

Episode 27 - Halloween Theme. Join us on www.twitch.tv/emptyheadedpodcast to get involved in the chat. You'll be seeing the episode a week early too! In this episode we talk about hidden doors and an old male prostitute's business card. The hypothetical questions return, along with a survival horror quiz for Morty. We reveal the answer to last weeks, 'Eh!? What's He Say!?' And as always with the special themed episodes, we have two original stories from both Dave and Morty. Morty opens with 'The Diary of Conrad Cuthbert' and Dave ends with 'Mr. Dorian's Used Goods Emporium'. If you enjoy the podcast, please give us a like and leave a comment. Why not a share too? Much love, Dave & Morty

Episode 26 is our first ever LIVE streamed episode. Join us on www.twitch.tv/emptyheadedpodcast to get involved in the chat. You'll be seeing it a week early too! In this episode we talk about a landmine detecting rat, an English vigilante, are aliens living among us and are we living in a simulation. Dave has a poem this week titled, 'Patience'. Mike sends us another unintelligible audio clip in 'Eh!? What's He Say!?' To finish, another original Empty Headed Story. 'Catfish' written by Dave. Sit back, relax and enjoy. If you enjoy the podcast, please give us a like and leave a comment. Why not a share too? Much love, Dave & Morty

'The Situations Dire, Danny' was written by Dave and featured in Episode 23. At his friends funeral, a strange man hands Danny a mobile phone which is about to change his life. Kidnap, black market dealings and a dodgy pharmaceutical company. Just another day in Cliftley!

The story from Episode 22 was written by Morty. A taxi driver is about to take a life threatening trip, when a mysterious figure appears in the back seat.

Episode 21's story was written by Dave. A successful dog walker from Cliftley expands his business, which leads him to uncover a sinister plot.

Episode 20 had another story by Morty, taking us back into the world of Cliftley. A young boy uncovers a dark secret in the basement of the local Arcade Club.

Episode 19 featured a dark story written by Dave. A young single man, disheartened at being single for so long begins having repetitive dreams of a mysterious dream girl.

Episode 18 was our first episode after a long five month absence due to the coronavirus pandemic. 'Flight Of The Judas' was written by Morty, featuring our very own Dave Judas as the main character, for an out of this world story!

The Empty Headed Podcast Episode 25. With Covid-19 still at large, the weird news is still quite hard to come by! News discussed this week includes creepy kids T-Shirt designs, a male chastity device and the resale of used condoms! We have some more hypothetical questions and a survival quiz for Dave. The Empty Headed Poetry Corner returns with a poem called 'The Night Before', along with the always insane 'Eh? What's he say?'. We read more messages received on the Burner Phone. Another original 'Bedtime Story' to end. One more chapter from the Gary Milan autobiography, read by Morty, and as always, more of the usual random conversation throughout. Sit back, relax and enjoy! Please hit the subscribe button, leave us a comment and share, share, share!

Episode 24 of the Empty Headed Podcast begins with a long overdue Dave Judas rant about a totally incompetent DPD delivery driver, and a little chat about the first US election debate. Weird News is a little bare recently but the stories discussed this week include a strange sofa name (yes, it's getting that dire!), some foul-mouthed parrots, funny pet pictures and a giant wooden phallus. Some more hypothetical questions from Morty and some so-called 'confusing questions' from Dave. The Empty Headed Poetry Corner returns along with the always insane, 'Eh? What's he say?', with the answer to Mike's insanity from last week and a new one this week from Dave. As always an original 'Bedtime Story' to end. Another chapter from the Gary Milan autobiography which we started sometime ago, including a short recap. Sit back, relax and enjoy! Please hit the subscribe button, leave us a comment and share, share, share!

We begin episode 23 of the Empty Headed Podcast with a chat about Rolf Harris and Jimmy Saville...enough said! Some of the news stories discussed this week include a self amputated hand, a CIA test and a swallowed toothbrush. The usual hypothetical questions and the Empty Headed Poetry Corner return, with a rather deep one this week by Dave. The always insane 'Eh? What's he say?' is back with another unintelligible audio clip by Mike. As always an original 'Bedtime Story' to end. This week Dave brings us 'The Situation is Dire, Danny'. One of Dave's best according to Morty! Sit back, relax and enjoy! Please hit the subscribe button, leave us a comment and share, share, share!

Dave Judas and Morty return with Episode 22 of the Empty Headed Podcast. After a chat about the new PS5 and what's been happening this past week, including possible life found in the atmosphere of Venus, we get in to the Weird News of the world. Bad advertising, top hat outrage in 1797, the world's most expensive sheep and a hoverboard riding dentist are discussed this week. The usual random hypothetical questions return, as does the Empty Headed Poetry Corner. This week features a special one from a proper poet! 'Condom Politics' by the extremely talented Anna of 'Anna's Authentic Arts'. Show her some love on Instagram and YouTube! 'Eh? What's he say?' is back with last weeks answer. Another original 'Bedtime Story' to end. This week by Morty titled 'Stick Shift'. Sit back, relax and enjoy! Hit the subscribe button, leave us a comment and share, share, share!

Episode 21 of the Empty Headed Podcast. A fly swatting explosion, crab fashion and the 'rate your rooster report' are some of the weird news stories discussed this week. We have the usual random hypothetical questions and another poem from the Empty Headed Poetry Corner. This week we introduce a silly little game called 'Eh? What's he say?' Where we try to figure out what Mike is saying. To end the episode we have another original 'Bedtime Story' written this week by Dave, titled 'Dog Walker, Sleep Talker'. Sit back, relax and enjoy! Hit the subscribe button, leave us a comment and share, share, share!

Dave and Morty return with Episode 20 of the Empty Headed Podcast! As always we kick off with some of the weird news from around the world. David Blaine's latest stunt, a creepy flip flop fetish, nuclear fallout and a couple trying to find the end of the world are some of the topics discussed this week, with a few hypothetical questions thrown in. We also have a couple more poems in this weeks Empty Headed Poetry Corner. To end the episode we have another original 'Bedtime Story' written this week by Morty, titled 'Arcade Club'. Sit back, relax and enjoy! Hit the subscribe button, leave us a comment and share, share, share!

Dave and Morty are back, with a huge one year anniversary Episode 19 of the Empty Headed Podcast! After we kick off with an explanation as to why the audio isn't as good due to a freak accident, we move onto the weird news of the world. 'ConVid', Matt Reeve's 'The Batman', Semen Smoothies and Neural Implants in pigs are some of the topics discussed this week, with a few hypothetical questions thrown in along with another poem from the Empty Headed Poetry Corner. To end the episode, as always, we have another original 'Bedtime Story' titled, 'Always, I See You There' written this week by Dave. Sit back, relax and enjoy! Hit the subscribe button, leave us a comment and share, share, share!

After a huge five month absence, Dave and Morty are back with Episode 18 of the Empty Headed Podcast! After a short catch up discussing what we've been up to in lockdown (not much)a poem and an explanation on why Morty was banned from 'Tinder', we begin as always with the weird news of the world. Sex fantasies gone wrong. What do cannibals find most tasty on a human. NASA's space toilet project. Mum's sleeping with son's best pal are all discussed this week, with a few hypothetical questions thrown in. John Lennon and Tupac fans be ready! To end the episode, as always, we have another original 'Bedtime Story' from our weird and wonderful world of Cliftley. 'Flight of the Judas' written this week by Morty. Sit back, relax and enjoy! Hit the subscribe button, leave us a comment and share, share, share!

Pulled deep from the archives, a selection of clips from long forgotten, and previously thought, deleted & lost episodes of The Empty Headed Podcast! Stay safe, love Dave Judas & Morty

The Empty Headed Podcast brings you another Bedtime Story. 'Peep Show' By Reece Taint, as featured on Episode 17. Cliftley window cleaner, Jim, has a rather saucy secret that he keeps from his wife. The things he sees through the window of one particular customer! Enjoy :)

The Empty Headed Podcast brings you another Bedtime Story. 'The Shoonies' By Dave Judas, as featured on Episode 17. Lifelong 'The Goonies' fan Toby longs for his own adventure. He final gets his wish, but it doesn't turn out to be quite what he expected. Enjoy :)

The Empty Headed Podcast brings you another Bedtime Story. 'Wake Me Up Before You Go Go; Careless Whispers' by George Wham, as featured on Episode 16. Shaun faces his worst fears and overhears something he desperately needs to stop. Enjoy :)

The Empty Headed Podcast brings you another Bedtime Story. 'Mayday' By Philip Pylon, as featured on Episode 14. On a flight to Disneyland, Armstrong is thrown into action after a passenger loses control after his chocolate bar is secretly stolen. Enjoy :)

The Empty Headed Podcast brings you another Bedtime Story. 'Bonus Balls' by Lavender Smear, as featured on Episode 13. Sheila is in a loveless marriage. After a secret lottery win, will she stay with her husband Dennis, or will she listen to her sister and do something more sinister? Enjoy :)

The Empty Headed Podcast brings you another Bedtime Story. 'Kick in the Balls' by Benjamin Wanklin, as featured on Episode 12. George's morning doesn't begin well! As he heads to Greggs for a morning butty, things slowly spiral out of control. Enjoy!

This week Dave & Morty try to talk about anything other than the pandemic, but find out this is easier said than done! The usual 'Weird News', 'Would You Rather' and not one, but two, ‘Bedtime Stories' for you!’ Stay safe, stay inside and we hope we can keep you entertained for an hour or so. We’ll be back as soon as we can! Please like, follow and comment on our Instagram, Twitter, YouTube, SoundCloud & Spotify channels to get involved! Instagram: @EHPodcast @benmortimer85 @jameshodgson1987 Twitter: @PodcastEHP @BenMortimer85 @Fraggle171987

Dave Judas & Morty are back with a fun packed episode. We kick off with an update on our recent 'Game Changer Challenge' for Cancer Research UK. We raised more than we expected (almost triple our target), so thanks to everyone who donated :) The usual 'Weird News'. This week we cover everything from Coronavirus themed merchandise, the UK's most opinionated man (not Dave Judas), to perverted A.I! As well as many other random topics. 'Would You Rather's' are back with a new sub section called 'Hypothetically Speaking', with an array of ridiculous topics debated. 'The Bedtime Story' is back at the end of the pod, with a tense tale by the Author, George Wham! We also feature our recent celebrity endorsement/warning to Dave Judas! haha...'Please, take a seat!' Enjoy & thank you for the continued support. Please comment, like & follow on our Instagram, Twitter, YouTube, SoundCloud & Spotify channels to get involved! Instagram: @EHPodcast @benmortimer85 @jameshodgson1987 Twitter: @PodcastEHP @BenMortimer85 @Fraggle171987

Dave & Morty are back with Episode 15! All the usual randomness and some deep conversation at times for your ear holes! Sleep Paralysis, prison sentences, visiting lost loved ones in VR & stoned felines. No stone is left unturned. Enjoy! X Please comment, like & follow on our Instagram, Twitter, YouTube, SoundCloud & Spotify channels to get involved! Instagram: @EHPodcast @benmortimer85 @jameshodgson1987 Twitter: @PodcastEHP @BenMortimer85 @Fraggle171987

In the lead up to Valentines Day, Dave & Morty discuss some ‘love doll’ based Weird News! Also the usual ‘Would You Rather's’ which include what type of ‘door’ you would prefer to be...don’t ask! Capping the episode off with the 'Bedtime Story', a dramatic tale 35,000ft up! in ‘Mayday’ by Philip Pylon. Enjoy! X Please comment, like & follow on our Instagram, Twitter, YouTube, SoundCloud & Spotify channels to get involved! Instagram: @EHPodcast @benmortimer85 @jameshodgson1987 Twitter: @PodcastEHP @BenMortimer85 @Fraggle171987

EHPodcast Episode 13 ‘TikTok? Ticked Off!’ Dave & Morty discuss the latest ‘Weird News’ and are baffled by ‘TikTok’ & Gwyneth Paltrow’s latest business venture! Dave goes on a rant about social media based viral ‘challenges’ & the ‘Would You Rather’ section sees the guys debate combat with monkeys and a host of other crazy topics. As always, we finish the Podcast with a ‘Bedtime Story’ called ‘Bonus Balls’ Enjoy! X Please comment, like & follow on our Instagram, Twitter, YouTube, SoundCloud & Spotify channels to get involved! Instagram: @EHPodcast @benmortimer85 @jameshodgson1987

Dave and Morty are here in 2020 with Episode 12! (Head on over to our YouTube page to see our first recorded Podcast episode!) We kick off the New Year with a recap of how we feel the podcast has changed since its inception and revisit our ‘Bedtime Stories’ which seem to be a fan favourite? The usual ‘Weird News’, ‘Would You Rather’, ‘The Day Today’ & ‘Bedtime Story’ sections are back! All the best for 2020, Empty Headers! Please comment, like & follow on our Instagram, Twitter, YouTube, SoundCloud & Spotify channels to get involved! Instagram: @EHPodcast @benmortimer85 @jameshodgson1987 Twitter: @PodcastEHP @BenMortimer85 @Fraggle171987

The final episode of 2019 was the Christmas Special. Here are both the stories which featured, performed by Morty & Dave. Enjoy! See you in 2020! Follow us on Instagram, Twitter and YouTube.

In a slight change to the usual 'Bedtime Story' format, Morty reads from the autobiography of Gary Milan, formerly Gary Sparkle. Gain some insight in to the life of one of the worlds most famous Adult Film Directors, in the first 3 chapters of the book! Enjoy! Follow us on Instagram, Twitter and YouTube.

Both the stories featured on the Halloween Special! Mr. Murgatroyd read by Morty, and the Choose Your Own Adventure read by Dave. Enjoy! Follow us on Instagram, Twitter and YouTube.

Dave & Morty want to thank everyone that took the time to listen to our ridiculous ramblings this year & wish you all a very Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year! Here is our gift to you! A bumper episode featuring the usual sections, but with a festive twist! The podcast is littered with holiday fun & factoids! We finish the year with not one, but two yuletide themed ‘Bedtime Stories’. Thanks again, Empty Headers! See you in 2020! Please comment, like & follow on our Instagram, Twitter, YouTube, SoundCloud & Spotify channels to get involved! Instagram: @EHPodcast @benmortimer85 @jameshodgson1987 Twitter: @PodcastEHP @BenMortimer85 @Fraggle171987

Dave & Morty are back with episode 11! The usual 'Weird News', ‘Would You Rather's’ & more irrelevant conversation. Morty tries to explain the latest Eminem ‘beef’, to Dave. Dave explains the time when NASA funded an experiment in which Dolphins where given LSD…which takes a sinister turn. Dave & Morty also travel back in time to different points in history with our new section, replacing 'Trending Topics', ‘The Day Today’. We cap the episode off with the usual ‘Bedtime Story’ with chapter 2 of the Gary Milan Autobiography recited by Morty, with a little help from Dave and a surprise appearance from one of music’s biggest icons! Thanks for the continued support! Please comment, like & follow on our Instagram, Twitter, YouTube, SoundCloud & Spotify channels to get involved! Instagram: @EHPodcast @benmortimer85 @jameshodgson1987 Twitter: @PodcastEHP @BenMortimer85 @Fraggle171987

The Boys are back with Episode 10! The usual 'Weird News', 'Trending Topics' and more irrelevant conversation with Dave & Morty. Dave also brings a new section to the cast, 'The Day Today', as we travel back in time! Morty also has an idea that involves Chicken & VR goggles - dont ask!?! More fun with the 'Bedtime Story', as we continue the autobiography of Gary Milan. Enjoy! Thanks for the support! Please comment, like & follow on our Instagram, Twitter, YouTube, SoundCloud & Spotify channels to get involved! Instagram: @EHPodcast @benmortimer85 @jameshodgson1987 Twitter: @PodcastEHP @BenMortimer85 @Fraggle171987

Hello all you Empty Headers! A very nuclear based Episode 9 awaits! Dave & Morty are back with the usual offbeat conversation! Featuring, ‘Weird News’, ‘Trending Topics’ & ‘Would You Rather's!?’ Morty can’t believe Dave’s lack of Hip Hop knowledge & Dave gets triggered! Not forgetting this weeks 'Bedtime Story', which features a reading of adult film director Gary Milan’s (formally Gary Sparkle) new autobiography, read by Morty. Thanks to all the Empty Headers out there for the continued support! Please comment, post & follow on our Instagram, Twitter, YouTube, SoundCloud & Spotify channels to get involved! Instagram: EHPodcast @benmortimer85 @jameshodgson1987 Twitter: @PodcastEHP @BenMortimer85 @Fraggle171987

Hello all you Empty Headers! Get ready for a Halloween bonanza! Dave & Morty are back with a Halloween special! We have extra scary ‘Weird News’ & ‘Would You Rather's’. Along with plenty of demented discussion, including the top horror films of all time, phobias & haunted locations! Not forgetting a bumper load of horrifying ‘Bedtime Stories’ to get stuck into. Dave puts Morty through his paces with a Halloween themed ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ – not to be missed! Thanks to all the Empty Headers out there for the continued support! Happy Halloween! Please comment, post & follow on our Instagram, Twitter, YouTube, SoundCloud & Spotify channels to get involved! Instagram: @EHPodcast @benmortimer85 @jameshodgson1987 Twitter: @PodcastEHP @BenMortimer85 @Fraggle171987