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Brandon, Jesse, Jon, and Nick give their horrorble takes on horror films old and new

Horrorble Takes


    • Aug 9, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 35m AVG DURATION
    • 42 EPISODES


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    Episode 41: Nope

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2022 92:22


    The boys talk UFOs, UAPs, and UNOs, as they take on Jordan Peele's Nope

    Episode 40: The Black Phone

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2022 68:55


    The boys discuss THE Black Phone and announce the long-awaited pod, Hawke Tawke.

    Episode 39: X

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2022 72:41


    The boys talk what it means to be a truly pretentious A24 "film snob" and debate whether or not Ti West is the idiot savant of horror. Now with bonus questionable comments!

    Episode 38: Scream (2022)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2022 67:14


    The boys talk David Arquette's short-lived wrestling career, Scooby Doo, and the wacky Weinsteins. #5CREAM

    Episode 37: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2022 69:38


    THE BOYS ARE BACK...IN TEXAS?! After a long hiatus, the reunion no one asked for is finally here in this podcast reboot? Sequel? REQUEL????

    Episode 36: I Know What You Did Last Summer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2021 85:48


    The boys talk scientology, the Scooby Doo-iverse, and uncover personal hidden traumas.

    Episode 35: Sleepaway Camp

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2021 86:22


    The boys talk camp experiences, Reaganomics, and the problematic nature of this cult classic.

    Episode 34: The Ruins

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2021 76:15


    The boys talk killer botany and summer debauchery.

    Episode 33: Midsommar

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2021 94:44


    The boys talk shroom skies, Swedish guys, and pube pies!

    Episode 32: The Wicker Man (2006)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2021 95:03


    The boys bring Nicolas Cage month to a close with perhaps Cage's finest performance. #CAGERAGE

    Episode 31: Mandy

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2021 89:17


    The boys talk acid trips, bong rips, and demonic biker gang drip as they continue Nicolas Cage month with 2018's Mandy. #CAGERAGE

    Episode 30: Willy's Wonderland

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 74:17


    The boys talk killer animatronics, Jeff Ross, and the bazinga guy as they continue Nicolas Cage month. #CAGERAGE

    Episode 29: Color Out of Space

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2021 85:18


    The boys talk ocular science, color theory, and alien shower jizz as they kick off Nicholas Cage month. Yes, Nicholas Cage month. #CAGERAGE

    Episode 28: The Exorcist

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2021 105:05


    The boys talk Campbell's soup, internalized religious superstitions, and freaky Billy Friedkin.

    Episode 27: The Omen (1976)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2021 85:27


    The boys continue "WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT KID" month with (perhaps) the one that started it all, Richard Donner's The Omen.

    MINISODE: The Snyder Cut

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2021 57:29


    The boys step aside from horror and shoot the shit as they talk stimmy's, vaccines, and Zack Snyder's cut of Justice League on a special *bonus* minisode. (Regular scheduled episode will be up later this week.) WARNING: This episode contains major spoilers for Zack Snyder's Justice League.

    Episode 26: Eli

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2021 73:51


    The boys talk nun doctors, the Netflix Gestapo, and of course, Hulk Hogan.

    Episode 25: The Babadook

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2021 80:08


    The boys talk raising children, confronting the monsters in your closet, and of course the LGBTQ+ icon himself, Mister Babadook.

    Episode 24: Funny Games (U.S.)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2021 75:45


    The boys examine the bloodlust of horror audiences and look inward to see if they might be part of the problem.

    Episode 23: The Hunt

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2021 80:34


    The boys talk identity politics, radicalization, and the Million Dollar Baby-verse.

    Episode 22: Get Out

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2021 98:50


    The boys talk the culture war in America, the myth of a post-racial society, and product placement.

    Episode 21: The Purge

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2021 84:12


    The boys talk their "hypothetical" purge plans, our current dystopia, and Ethan Hawke as they kick off political horror month.

    Episode 20: The VVitch

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2021 90:55


    The boys discuss New England folklore, Faustian pacts, and the literal GOAT, Black Phillip.

    Episode 19: Suspiria (2018)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2021 100:27


    The boys continue El Diablo month and talk dancing witches, devildicks, and introduce the Hornimeter (patent pending).

    Episode 18: Rosemary's Baby

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2021 84:29


    The boys talk nosy neighbors, gaslighting, and getting cucked by the devil himself.

    Episode 17: Hereditary

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2021 106:43


    The boys talk decapitations, Macklemore, and fucked up families kicking off Satanic Panic month with Ari Aster's Hereditary.

    Episode 16: 28 Days Later

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2021 89:44


    The boys talk rage monsters, Cillian Murphy's hog, and the conclusion of Zombie month!

    Episode 15: Blood Quantum

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2020 67:37


    The boys talk the plight of the First Nations peoples and the perils of Canadian zombie blowjobs.

    Episode 14: Shaun of the Dead

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2020 75:30


    The boys talk Cornetto's and undead-o's.

    Episode 13: Dawn of the Dead

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2020 77:47


    The boys talk gray women in wheelbarrows, zombabies, and the horrific reality of a society ravaged by a deadly pandemic.

    Episode 12: Prometheus

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2020 87:14


    The boys talk black goo, space nut, and the uncanny resemblance between the Engineers and Handsome Squidward.

    Episode 11: Signs

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2020 76:18


    The boys talk scary crops, Shyamalan twists, and the passion of Mel Gibson.

    Episode 10: The Fourth Kind

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2020 80:15


    The boys talk about facing their fears, being probed, and abductions of their own. The video version of this podcast available on our Youtube! Link below: The Fourth Kind video podcast

    Episode 9: The Thing (1982)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2020 171:35


    The boys talk Norwegians, trust issues, and "the thing" that lives inside of all of us. The Things short story by Peter Watts: http://clarkesworldmagazine.com/watts_01_10/

    Episode 8: From Dusk Till Dawn

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2020 168:35


    The boys talk vamps, feet, and holy condoms.

    Episode 7: Gremlins

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2020 147:54


    The boys talk Cristopher Columbus' anti-immigrant sentiments, seasonal depression, and minor gremlin sex crimes.

    Episode 6: Saw

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2020 163:31


    The boys talk the Waniverse, edging, and the torture of having to deal with parents showing you pictures of their kids.

    Episode 5: Haunt

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2020 175:45


    The boys talk anti-maskers, their failed baseball careers, and #SpookySeason.

    Episode 4: Creep

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2020 139:43


    The boys talk the proper volume at which to watch a horror film, the correct pronunciation of "Mark Duplass," and what it really means to be a creep at heart.

    Episode 3: American Psycho

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2020 162:39


    The boys talk 80's decadence, the horrors of conformity, and the American psycho himself, Bret Easton Ellis.

    Episode 2: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2020 91:20


    The boys give their HORRORble takes and conspiracy theories about what's really going on with that wacky Sawyer family in Episode 2: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2.

    Episode 1: I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2020 55:02


    Brandon, Jesse, Jon, and Nick give their HORRORble takes on the Charlie Kaufman "horror" film, "I'm Thinking of Ending Things"

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