Ian Collins Wants A Word

Well. What can one say? We had such high hopes for the year too! Remember when we were all young and worry-free? Nah, us neither.So, let's try to cheer each other up, shall we? As Ian and Kev explore YOUR feedback via social media and crayoned-on discarded face mask... the annual Big Goodbye to our fave celebs... techhole Will Guyatt rocks up to natter about the latest festive gadgets, and no Showbiz Shoebox whatsoever. No lie.Jump on the Twitter, and peek at @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kevSpecial thanks to the glorious MC Willy G, and the boffins at Funkweasel Digital.Additional music by Kevin MacLeod.A BiGFiNGS MEDiA Production

Been a bit of a cow of a year, really. And just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, WANTS A WORD is back!And it's just as you'd expect, sadly! Ian and Kev explore YOUR feedback via social media and Santa's clapped out Renault Clio, a moribund summary of 2019's less happy moments, Kev gives Ian a present, and techhole Will Guyatt shows up to natter about gadgets.Follow us on Twitter? If you like. No pressure. @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kevA BiGFiNGS MEDiA Production

At long, long last, a pair of idiots get off their arses and into a studio! It's a roasted chunk of tinsel-covered festive banter, served with a side of dork. Seek out @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev on Twitter! A BigFings Media Production

Season's Greetings, Wantsaworders! Ian and Kev are BACK with a SACK filled with BRAND NEW poddy moments! Also featuring - Del Strain! And possibly some Xmas Tech detail with some guy. He's probably not much cop to be completely honest. But he was cheap and available. Twitter! @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev See you in 2017!

Ian and Kev get up to date with your feedback and a bunch of other stuff. So there are questions and things, plus an in-depth study on the nature of fame, as the lads dig up an old TV fossil to give him a bit of a dusting off. Which he'd probably quite enjoy. What are we on about? Listen to it, you fool! Twitter is an acceptable form of communication: @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev

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Been a heck of a year, hasn't it? What with all these famous folk exiting the planet in seemingly huge numbers. So, to catch up on things, the lads pay tribute to the fallen, in what we'd like to describe as a "touching, thoughtful" episode, but what is in reality the usual abject nonsense - only this time, about corpses, really. With some corpsing at the end. Twitter! @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev

It's a brand new era for WANTS A WORD! Back fortnightly with a fresh lick of paint and a renewed enthusiasm for all things nonsensical! That, and swearing. Which despite what your mum told you, is clever, and cool. We'll be honest. We REALLY missed you. Go to the Twitter and follow @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev for associated antics.

It's our Xmas Special! Go grab yourself a seasonal beverage, slip on your favourite slippers, and enjoy the very jolly company of two chaps swearing and riffing on nothing in particular, but everything at once. Pop down the Twitter chimney and tweet your gifts to @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev This one's for The Boss.

Now released every second Friday, it's brand new WANTS A WORD! Including YOUR feedback via social media and whatnot, Hey (Hey!) You're Being A D, and a longer discussion about Noel Edmonds than anyone would have liked. Twitter: @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev

Entirely unintentional, but Ian and Sideshow run off on a retro-flavoured tangent this week, in an all-new WANTS A WORD... with YOUR feedback and questions, Random Acts, and a story about a bus. Go find @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev via that Twitter. facebook.com/iancollinsuk

I'm not going to lie to you, Marge... it's been a while. But at long last, the lads are back with a brand new, fresh out of the oven edition of WANTS A WORD - the show that does for podcasting what The Great British Bake Off has done for the future of albino antelope farming in Denmark - ie: absolutely bog all. Something to say? ian@wantsaword.com and kev@wantsaword.com Bother us on Twittah! @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev

Twitter, yo! @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev www.wantsaword.com #soon

Better late than never! The lads slide into the summer months with a heap of idle banter, much of which is based on truth. Except that bit. You know what I'm talking about. @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev on twitter!

There's little doubt that Ian Collins and Sideshow Kev are on this podcast. But, is it actually any good? I think we all know the answer there. But, with your feedback via social media and email, Random Acts, and more, how can you possibly not listen? At least it's free! Follow @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev on TWITTAH.

Your patience is finally rewarded, with brand new WANTS A WORD... with Ian and Kev and Andre - not to mention some delightful creamy cones from Abdul. Creamy cones! Ha. This week, like Richard Stilgoe on Pigeon Post (ask your Mum), the lads empty their bulging sacks all over the table. Stop sniggering, you at the back. It's questions and queries galore as WAW gets back into the swing of things. Swinging sacks. LOL Follow @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev on Twitter, where very occasionally they'll tweet something that's of vague interest.

And here we are. Follow @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev on Twitter.

As Nickelback once sang, "it's been a while". But f--k them, they were awful. BUT - what exactly IS the deal with WANTS A WORD? Find out here. And, uncover the truth about a few other things too, as an old favourite returns to share some tales. You've never heard Talk like it.

Twitter! @iancollinsuk, and @sideshow_kev www.wantsaword.com

Gotta be honest, Andre usually writes these descriptions, and he's not around, so there's nobody here to do it. Sorry. Complaints to @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev on Twitter.

There's no denying it. We're headlong into the year now and it's flying by faster than Louis Hamilton in his little racing car, being pulled by a herd of really, really super-swift 'roided-up cheetahs, which in turn are wearing roller skates. On ice. Picture that for a min. Anyway, this week featuring YOUR feedback via social media and email... freshly plucked Random Acts, and Sideshow Kev gets all Nik Kershawy. Isolate @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev on Twitter.

Total Feedback Action! A whole show dedicated to YOUR feedback via social media, email and so forth. The stuff we hadn't got 'round to yet, and more! Twitter - @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev will service you.

We're footloose and fancy-free with YOUR feedback via social media and email... Hey (HEY!) You're Being A D, and Sideshow Kev goes retail bound - again. Spoil your 2015 by following @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev on Twitter.

Back for another year of idle banter (or "BANTZ" as the kids say. Kids today, eh?). Featuring YOUR feedback via social media and email... freshly gathered Random Acts, and Sideshow Kev goes retail bound. Enhance your 2015 by following @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev on Twitter.

Crack open a cold one, grab a handful of turkey, and try to enjoy the seasonal witterings of Ian and Sideshow Kev... featuring your feedback, Random Acts Of Xmas Satisfaction, Kev pulls some crackers, plus Del Strain's annual list and Micky Flanagan even pops by! Send your cards etc to @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev, via Twitter.

Prepare for the onslaught of the festive season, with YOUR feedback via social media and email, Hey (Hey!) You're Being A D, Kev's load of old Guff, and tech-boy Will G'Noo pops by, for reasons unclear. Index @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev, in your virtual FiloFax.

Anyone remember the summer? Seems like soooo long ago now, doesn't it? What with the rain, grey skies, chilly winds and so forth. But hey! Let us bring a tiny bit of cyber-sunshine into your day, with YOUR feedback via social media and email... a brand new freshly minted set of Random Acts Of Irrational Annoyance, and Sideshow Kev goes to 'Merica. Force your Twittery gadget to chase @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev on Twitter.

It's wet, the leaves are turning brown and clogging up your gutter, and there's nothing to look forward to until Xmas - apart from this! With YOUR feedback via social media and email...it's a Big Question Special! Seek out @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev, in magical Twitterland.

We're not afraid of anything, usually. Apart from the frightening prospect of kids being released from their school-cages and allowed out for half term...oh, and Halloween too. Funny how they coincide. So, hide behind the sofa with YOUR feedback via social media and email... Hey (Hey!) You're Being A D, and The Scariest Return Of Them All. Really. Trick or treat on Twitter, via @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev. You decide which is which.

The weekly podcast, which is out every week without fail (unless there's something wrong with your own personal space/time continuum) rolls on, with YOUR feedback via social media and email... a brand new freshly minted set of Random Acts Of Irrational Annoyance, and Sideshow Kev opens his toybox. No, you first. No, really - go on. Ah well, if you insist. Go follow @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev on Twitter.

Like an audio version of Adventure Time's Jake and Finn (Kev's the dog), Wants A Word staggers back with YOUR feedback via social media and email... naming and shaming of the highest order in Hey (Hey!) You're Being A D, and Sideshow gets spiritual and also rocks out at the same time. Odd lad. The adventure never ends with @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev, in mysterious land of Twitter.

Tanned and rested, Ian and Kev float back from the big summer break with YOUR feedback via social media and psychic paper, the return of Random Acts of Irrational Annoyance, and Kev goes shopping... Visit the Twitter online messaging portal, and key in @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev to view their electronic communications.

Join Ian and Kev for a celebration, as Wants A Word hits a milestone! It's Episode 100 - PART TWO! Follow @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev on Twitter, if you dare.

Looks like we made it, as the old song goes. Join Ian and Kev for a celebration, as Wants A Word hits a milestone! Follow @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev on Twitter, if you dare.

It's here! The last Wants A Word with double digits before a whole new three digit era launches! Featuring YOUR feedback via social media, email, and Tony Hart picture made out of sand and wax... a motivating chunk of your Random Acts Of Irrational Annoyance, and Sideshow Kev pays tribute to a number. Use your computer technology to follow @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev on Twittah. Before it's too late!

Look, we were all young once, right? Relive the arrogance of those bygone days with YOUR feedback via social media, email, and old dot matrix printer (with a cartridge that will only print a couple of pages before the ink runs out. And what exactly IS the deal with the price of printer ink? It's a liberty)... an uplifting slice of your Random Acts Of Irrational Satisfaction, and Sideshow Kev has a pint or eight. There's no shame in following @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev on Twittah. No shame at all.

We're off to demolish a TV garden... but in the meantime, experience YOUR feedback via social media and email... Hey (Hey!) You're Being A D, and Sideshow Kev gets BANNED. Look, there's no nice way to say this. Follow @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev on Twitter or there'll be trouble, right? RIGHT?

We dust off our tap shoes, have a gargle, and get on the stage to deliver YOUR feedback via social media and email, Random Acts, Sideshow Kev becomes a doctor, and we get properly worthy and charitable, too! On Twitter, @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev are one step away from being booed from the dress circle.

Come join us in our wee cyberspace place, and enjoy YOUR feedback via social media and email... Ways To Make The World Better, Kev opens a WAW shop, and we ponder the reasons for existence. Wander past @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev on Twitter.

Extraordinary antics ahoy! Follow Kev on Twitter! @sideshow_kev (@iancollinsuk is also on there if you like)

It's tight corsets and fishnets ahoy! Crank up yer organ and enjoy YOUR feedback via social media and email... Hey (Hey!) You're Being a D, Kev seeks revenge, and Danny Wallace mostly plugs his book. Hey, at least we're honest.See @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev show some leg on Twitter.

The adventure continues! With YOUR feedback via social media and email... a brand new oven fresh set of Random Acts Of Irrational Annoyance, Sideshow Kev Saves The World, and The Unexplained's Howard Hughes talks about big missing things.Share a virtual pint with @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev, in the shady cyber-pub called Twitter.

Everyone likes to take a break around the holidays, and Ian and Kev are no exceptions! Experience the bowel shattering brilliance of the world's first podcast recorded... in a caravan!Share your eggy joy with @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev on Twitter.(Caravan bookings are available via @andrejporch)

As the year seemingly speeds away into oblivion, we attempt to stall the inevitable with YOUR feedback via social media and email... a thorough analysis of your Random Acts Of Irrational Annoyance, and Sideshow Kev gets BANNED!Think of a number, multiply it by 5, subtract the number you first thought of - then follow @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev on Twittah.

It's a whopper of a flame-grilled podcast, with YOUR feedback via social media and email... and that's it! Find out more inside!Slow cook @iancollinsuk on Twitter. @sideshow_kev is just gristle.

We're almost breathless with giddy anticipation, as we deliver YOUR feedback via social media and email, Hey! (Hey!) You're Being A D, Sideshow Kev babbles on about some sci-fi TV show or something, and a Proper Science Boffin explains sinkholes. We're not just idiots, we educate, too!On Twitter, it's well worth following @iancollinsuk. @sideshow_kev is another story.

Following a week spent with hairdriers a-go-go in every corner of an underwater studio, the lads front-crawl back with YOUR feedback via social media and email, Ways To Make The World Better, Sideshow Kev resurrects the greatest radio/audio feature in recorded history, and we finally find out if we're all going to hell. No handcart included.Take pity on the very damp @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev via Twitter, and find out behind the scenes malarkey, courtesy of @wantsaword.

Interesting developments abound, when the lads receive a fowl communication... plus YOUR feedback via social media and email, Random Acts of Irrational Annoyance, Sideshow Kev gets stuck in cyberspace, and we get freaked by scary tech, with scary tech man Will Guyatt.Throw virtual wordy-eggs at @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev on Twitter, and explore new Wants A Word goodies on the new @wantsaword thingy.

It's the second month of 2014 already, which clearly means your life is wasting away and there's NO HOPE for the future. So celebrate with this bunch of no hopers! Features galore, including YOUR feedback via blah blah and blah, Hey (Hey!) You're Being A D, Sideshow Insults You, and Ladona talks America.Take pity on @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev on Twitter. And follow @wantsaword to win a fabulous prize!**maybe

The lads return from a paternity wilderness with a brand new show for 2014! Sorry about the wait. They are, however, despite their happy mood, still annoyed with things and keen to talk nonsense, which they - of course - excel in.See stories of nappy rash and teething with @iancollinsuk on Twitter... whilst @sideshow_kev smugly smiles in the corner. Also, check out the new @wantsaword for exclusives!