If You Missed The Mark

My five favorite stories from last week. What not to do on the beaches of Jamaica, part I and II. Prunes to lose weight. Real or fake Christmas tree. Mariah Carey has reached her final form. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On this episode, Waffle House Drama, a crack in the pumpkin, the Apple Polishing Cloth, suing over Pop-Tarts and why I think you should help me buy the Nightmare On Elm Street house. It was a weird week. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Haunted houses for sale, Ask a Stupid Question Day, the gift of experiences, living to be 130, and the Super Bowl Halftime Show. It was a weird week. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Tiddlywinks, Dental Slim, robocalls, and hot dogs. It was a weird week. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sinkholes, most patriotic state, handshakes, Orea sushi, and work-life balance. It was a weird week. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Things you're not supposed to have in your house after the age of 30, a surplus of Girl Scout cookies, a missed opportunity, soccer and Coke, and words I should never have to say. It was a weird week. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Rust as an accent, NewNew, budget-friendly travel, allergies and the mullet. It was a weird week. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sorry it took so long to move, but we're done! Jeff Bezos needs a yacht for his yacht, the last drop in a tube, South Dakota isn't gross and Post-It Notes. It was a weird week. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Has science gone too far, dolphins getting high, the actual name of the blue Twitter icon, venomous humans, and a cold case file solved by a podcast. It was a weird week. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The angriest octopus, Amy's journal, I don't like beer, the conversation that never changes and National Pet Day. It was a weird week. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Finding your drink, new pasta noodle, most searched for cocktail, April Fool's Day and allergies. It was a weird week. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Kids in gorilla cages, too much punctuation, stealing thin mints, getting mail and AirPod fungus. It was a gross week. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The time change, disgusting doctors, most Irish state, rage fired and NFT farts. It was a weird week. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Bigfoot, the happiest cities, catalytic converters, cheating vegans and asking your boss how to leave early. It was a weird week. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

No such thing as ugly eyes, why traffic deaths are up during a pandemic and that woman in New York and her bathroom mirror. It was a weird week. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Th Muppet Show, what age would you like to be, what a 50% chance of rain really means, the flu is gone and what temperature is "shorts weather". It was an informative week. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Spam calls, it's so cold, socks when you sleep, it's going to be hard to be an Orioles fan this year and science determines the most hated band. It was a weird week. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sewage plant for lovers, The Gorilla Glue Girl, you're cooking mashed potatoes wrong, SARS in a soda can and why can't you pronounce "BMW"? It was a weird week. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sharks in lakes, what mom really wants for Valentine's Day and being unrecognizable. It was a weird week. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Glitter bombs, my accident, the limping dog, killing bigfoot and the voices in my head. It was a weird week. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Dog name, the humble platypus, keeping track of passwords, and why your brain hates arguing. It was a weird week. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Billions watched YouTube, 2021's best diet, eating your Christmas tree, the seedy underbelly of the naked mole rat and one sneaky dad. It was a weird start to the new year. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

My mentor, dad and whiskey fudge, the Woah, and drinking on antibiotics. It was a weird week. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

David Prowse, the conjunction, invitro madness, the boredom detector and tickling in Texas. It was a weird week. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Alligators and puppies, Hal Ketchum, hope instead of thankfulness and the power of hot chocolate. It was a delicious week! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The mummy's curse, telling everyone where you hide your house keys, and our most embarassing Thanksgiving Day Google searches. It was a weird week. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Hobbit houses, side dishes, less divorce, dating terms and pickles. It was a weird week. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Election cake, jerky whiskey, bank robbers and new emojis. It was a patriotic week! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The Bermuda Triangle, rich, annoying neighbors, Adult Play-Doh, The eternal marriage arguement and an astroid worth bajillions. It was a weird week. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Tab, Tennessee football, scamming Wal-Mart, strip dodgeball and scariest parts of movies. It was a weird week. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Halloween candy, Halloween costumes, poison caterpillars and pizza toppings. It was a scary week. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Farmville, National Coffee Day, The Debate and Critter Critic. It was kind of a boring week. Except for that debate. Woah. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Magnet fishing, the most embarrassing thing we Google here in South Dakota, weed can help with COVID, you are on camera WAY more than you think, and when a tree with bees crashes into your house. It was a weird week. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Smoothing shooting, Pepsi putting you to sleep, Nude workout clothes, South Dakota doesn't know how to take their coffee and hurricanes vs. blizzards. It was a weird week. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Zoom bloopers, dogs (the best animal), no more snow days and Freaky Friday is finally a horror movie. It was a fun week. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

So drunk you lost your car, favorite junk food, mean people, the Washington Football Team and a handshake. It was a weird week. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Walking sharks, regrettable baby names, tattoo removal, put a shirt in your dating profile and I'll tell you exactly how many hot dogs you can eat in one sitting. It was a weird week. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Snake bit, why won't you wear a mask, second punch, that's not how you mimic and phone and $85,500. It was a weird, angry, and rewarding week. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

87 marathons in 87 days, a single glass of lemonade, death of the dinosaurs, taking a new path and recapping the first half of 2020. It was a weird week. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The Loch Ness Monster, the world's oldest Golden Retriever and a bit of controversy over our national anthem. It was a weird, "who's-a-good-girl? You're-a-good-girl!" week. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Forrest Fenn, Hyrdox cookies, feral chickens and Christmas movies. It was a weird, but rewarding, week. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

SpaceX, safest states, Danny Thorsen, You're brushing your teeth wrong and drive-through botox. It was a strange week. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

You're eating ice cream wrong, nobody tells Texas what to, costly mistakes that keep you jobless and the funniest Zoom moment so far. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Flying, grilled cheese, pre-pandemic body, Netflix and Memorial Day. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Friends, Waffle House, mannequin, Florida and a trillion. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Murder Hornets, Killers of Murder Hornets, Elon Musk, American Samoa and Joe Exotic. It was a very strange week. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Star Wars, handshakes and hoarding. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Earth Day, coffee and voles. Oh I do so hate voles. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.