Jonathan Storch

Podcast Title: "BULKHEAD!" Date: Monday, March 2, 2009Description:Jon Storch and Snake Jacobs sit down for their inaugural podcast and discuss the first day of their recent trip to LA.

Thumbs up is right, Neil.Nile could smoke this dude on the dancefloor as long as there was a tip involved.Nell could fuck this guy up."Neal, how much for that vest, kid?!"NLE, we'll always miss that whistle of yours.

SlamBall is making a come back and ya boy, Vells, is gonna be an all-star.Check out this sick backyard slamball court:"IMG Global Media President CHRIS ALBRECHT, who in February convinced IMG to buy a stake in SlamBall for less than $5M, has spent "much of his time trying one of the toughest tasks in the sports industry: creating from scratch a league and a business that can prove profitable." Albrecht: "There are not a lot of new sports being invented. This was not just a sport that would be fun to watch, but it's a business that we can build." IMG in March held SlamBall tryouts in L.A., N.Y. and Florida, and "about 100 players are now training at its sports academy" in Bradenton, Florida (WALL STREET JOURNAL, 4/18)."OK, less than $5 mil? For this budding billion dollar sport? WHAT A STEAL!!!Slamball's greatest athletes compete in a high flying dunk contest:Further research on the slamball website and wikipedia led me to discover the following nuggets of information:In the 1989 movie Back to the Future Part II, Slamball was listed as the favorite sport of Douglas J Needles while Marty McFly was speaking with him via videophone.Q11: Where can I play SlamBall?A11: With the constant development of the sport, SlamBall will be available internationally to kids of all ages, very soon. It is the goal of the sport to become a common game played at the high school, college and professional levels.They have hired Pat Croce, the ebullient former president of the Philadelphia 76ers, as the commissioner.Q12: How can I become a professional SlamBall player?A12: If you believe you have the fearlessness, work ethic and athletic ability to become a professional SlamBall player, tryouts will be hosted in Los Angeles, New York City, and Bradenton, Florida in April. Fill out a player application online under Apply.....Filling out player application now.....Filling out coach application now.Coach application??? How the fuck do you coach SlamBall? Anyone has to be able to do this job. Correct?There is definitely interest in the game, but I mean SlamBall in Maine? SlamBall in high schools? I dunno. Maybe at FunPlexes around the country. Or in backyards:Watching that makes me kinda not want to play. Granted those kids suck ass at SlamBall and at life, but still.Alright. Forget SlamBall. I'm done. New dream needed.

yes.Unfortunately, "Sexy Black StripperDonk Ass Dance Ass Booty Black Girl." is no longer available on youtube. "Big Booty Strippers #1" will have to do.

Celtics go up 2-0. Real Leprechaun sighting. There are no such thing as big coincidences and small coincidences, just coincidences.Remix:

Here are some throwback emo/rock vids that are on hall of fame status. Props to Dobbs."I wanna put mascara on and be in a music video."Muse - Knights of CydoniaNote: "Would you rather create a playlist or get blown by a guy in a bear suit?"30 Seconds to Mars - The KillNote: "I'd rather die first."

Youtube title: STUPID REDNECK GETS OWNED BY YUPPIEPWN3D!! This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!Signed,Johnny BMW

Why I don't smoke drugs:

Originally intended to air on ESPN, ProStars centers on Michael Jordan, Bo Jackson and Wayne Gretzky fighting crime and helping children, often protecting the environment as well.The ProStars franchise also included a licensed breakfast cereal.When the show first came out, the original theme song, "We are ProStars", was an homage to the song "We Will Rock You", by the rock group, Queen (see links below). In later episodes, the song was slowed down, and the chorus was reduced to 'ProStars! Show staaaars!Wayne Gretzky (voiced by Townsend Coleman) nearly always plays the role of comic relief. Inexplicably, his mind is always on food.Bo Jackson (voiced by Dave Fennoy) provides the proverbial muscle for the heroes. He is immensely strong and has a bit of a mean streak. His strength often approaches superhuman levels, such as in the series opening where he uses a gigantic tree trunk like a club against a logging robot.Michael Jordan (voiced by Dorian Harewood) is the leader of the troupe. He is exceptionally smart and talented with complicated contraptions, and encourages children to study mathematics and the sciences.Mom (voiced by Susan Silo), a quasi-Yiddish and Jewish mother stereotype, is the Q to the ProStars' James Bond. She constantly invents wacky gadgets loosely based on sports equipment for the heroes to use. The ProStars spend all their free time in "Mom's Gym," and possibly live there too, which serves as the ProStars' headquarters.Denise (voiced by Diana Barrows) is an attractive young apprentice to Mom. She wants to help the ProStars, yet rarely makes an impact.The Neighbor is a hapless man who wear glasses who happens to live in same the neighborhood as the ProStars' headquarters. By sheer misfortune he happens to fall victim to the malfunctions of the ProStars' machines, such as him being buried in snow when their climate machine goes awry. In one episode he takes a vacation to the Himalayas, enjoying the isolation and confident he is far away from any mishaps the ProStars could unleash, only to find the ProStars are also in the area stopping a villain there.Beastly facts about the ProStars:Bo Jackson's first major-league home run went 475 feet.By the age of ten, Wayne Gretzky scored 378 goals and 139 assists in just 85 games with the Nadrofsky Steelers.As a senior in high school, Michael Jordan was selected to the McDonald's All-American Team after averaging a triple-double: 29.2 points, 11.6 rebounds, and 10.1 assists.

In honor of the start of March Madness I'm hittin' youse off with ballin' clips..... Probably gonna have to start hitting you off with some more regular clips like this. Maybe a once-a-week-er.Check out this cross:(Cross to the face that is.)Trasie MacGraidy, Increible! En la ultimo minuto!Quando T-MAC Espanol Palabras!Dopest Basketball Commercial Ever:7:15am gym class. Dance moves by 'Sheed, Lamar, and DMiles. Shout out to Chinese Chocolate, Baby Huey, Hovito & The Glide.Love this Nike Second Coming Commercial:That pick up game was probably the second best pick up game ever after the 92 dream team game.Sir Charles:His Suns team that faced the Bulls in 93 was probably the best team never to win a championship.Dope Melo Commercials. They get me amped to hoop. Melo is one of my favorite, if not my favorite players in the league. Sucks the nuggs probly won't make the playoffs. Shoulda fuckin' got Artest.

Hey, Douche! It's pronounced THEESMAN! It doesn't rhyme with Heisman. Change your name back, asshole.PWN3D!!!!!Sucka.

Ditto Bush.

Block out some of your day and watch this video if you know what's good for you and you know what's good for yourself. Trust me, I'll take care of you. Then I want you to become a leader. Get others involved to watch this damn video. (Beta 'fucking' Chi.)