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Matilda went to first DJ School Class and it went surprisingly well... We have a listen to what she did on the decks today and now she's hooked and looking forward to her second class. We discuss what's the thing that makes sense to YOU but doesn't make sense to anyone else - We talk calls on this. Meme Girls - After a funny meme about reading in class we take calls on what moment at School is just stuck in your head. The moment which you can't stop thinking about all these years later. We discuss and take calls on what is the great excuse you used to get out of something. Some fantastic calls!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hi All, Happy Tuesday!! Today on the show: We discuss a viral TikTok about two ladies who booked a flight to the wrong location we talk ask people if they have ended up in the wrong location. We take some fantastic calls. Matilda's son let her know how he fills us his bucket with things he loves about his life so we challenge parents to ask their kids what fills their bucket. So, Matilda mentioned yesterday she's keen to be a DJ. So, we called the local DJ School and spoke to Dylan who has offered to teach Matilda. Her first DJ School class is booked in for tomorrow. Group Therapy returned! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Monday Everyone! Today we discussed Irrational fears after Matty went away for the weekend and his friend talked about his irrational fear that is extremely rare that it could ever happen. So, we took calls on people's Irrational fears. Matilda lets us know she's keen to become a DJ. We feel like we need to explore this more - Can we make DJ Tootles a thing? Watch this space... Am I a weirdo returns - Is it weird to poop completely naked? We chat to the General Manager of Cookie Time to discuss and get answers about why Cookie Time cookies get more firm the more North up the country you go. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We talk about when you put your foot in your mouth - When you say something and you know straight away you shouldn't have said it. We have found a 'problem' with North Island Cookie Time cookies Matty sports chat returns for a great weekend of sport ahead. Having 'The' Conversation with someone ... We have a CashNCar winner!!! We gave away Škoda Kodiaq SUV (valued at $57,500)!!! Have a great weekend - Up The Wahs and The All Blacks!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We've got a special guest in our podcast feed today! We're excited to share with you season 2 of When I Grow Up - the podcast from Ben and his daughter Sienna! If you like what you hear, follow the podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever you get your podcasts. In the first episode of Season 2, Sienna and her Dad Ben, sit down with one of New Zealand’s greatest athletes, Dame Valerie Adams - someone she hopes to be like! With Olympic gold medals, World Championship titles, and a career that has inspired a nation, Dame Valerie’s story is nothing short of legendary. What makes this conversation so special is Valerie’s honesty about the challenges she faced growing up - from struggling to fit in as a teenager, to finding her purpose through sport, and building resilience through setbacks and injuries. This conversation covers: ● Growing up with very little and feeling out of place as a teen because of her height ● Finding her purpose through sport and the mentors who guided her ● Handling setbacks, the effort it takes, and what it’s like competing on the world stage at the Olympic Games ● The achievements from Olympic Glory, becoming a Dame, having a Barbie doll made in her honour and where she keeps her medals! ● What Dame Valerie would tell her younger self and will she help Ben move rocks at home on the weekend!? This episode is a powerful reminder that no matter where you start, you can achieve extraordinary things - and you don’t need to have it all figured out when you’re young (or at any age). Follow The Podcast on Socials: TikTok: Ben | Sienna | The Hits Instagram: Ben | Sienna | The HitsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What did you learn about your flatmate? We had some great calls including a lady's brother who stole anything that was coloured orange... One of our favourite games returned for a Thursday; we played Are you A... Actor?? We did pretty well... We spoke to a man who paid TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS for butter at an auction, so we asked for calls on 'what did you pay too much for".. Some crazy stories... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back in my Day - what was okay back in your day that you could NOT do now? Meme Girls: add to our list of millennial culture Producer Sara's off to Europe- we need some travel advice for her! How did you find out your friends had gotten together? What did you mishear? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Group Therapy: "I've stained her mums carpet and she needs help!" An update on the Cookie Time Cookie debacle! Listener Brett brings our vibes up for a Tuesday! What did the physic tell you and did it come true? What happened in the retirement village?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can you beat Matty at TV Shows? Matilda is SICK of the boy racers on her street and wants to directly talk to them Am I A Weirdo? I get sad saying goodbye to inanimate objects... Matilda's outfit she wore to her first house party in 6 years! What happened on the boys weekend? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We find out who won the ANZ Bake Sale, raising funds for Daffodil Day! Matilda wants to re post her FB Marketplace item for a higher price... is it okay? Battle of The Hits - Snoop Dogg addition Matilda needs ideas for a L themed dress up party Matty has been waiting for his wedding present from John Campbell for nearly three years! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty made a very stupid mistake with his car... CEO of the Cancer Society - Andrew Young on Daffodil Day Where do societal rules not apply? Cookie Time update: please send us your Cookie Time cookies so we can see if they taste different in different cities What was the deathbed confession! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Cookie Time cookie Matty ate in Nelson tasted different than the cookies he usually eats in Auckland, but why? Group Therapy: My neighbour mowed by lawn for me but I'm worried he'll want something in return What is the most attention seeking thing you've ever done? Isla professed her love for her crush John live on the show, and then John called up and you'll never guess what he said! What did you mistake as your own? The People's Poll: Do you use AI? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty was a psuedo-parent over the weekend, so we want to know what's the phrase you hear everyday being a parent? What are your handy must have apps? Matilda lost her portable cot at the airport, what was your bag mistake? Am I A Weirdo? I eat my bread from the inside out The People's Poll: Telling your friends there's no parks if you're meeting up somewhere and you know they won't find a park? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Producer Sara has had a REALLY bad smell of fish in her fridge - what was the smell? Battle of the Hits: Five Addition Matilda has to teach her son Milo how to play Piano! How will she handle home schooling? What got stuck where? Australian singer Ruel joins us in studio! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are You A, Sparkie? Worst flatting experiences What did you accidentally throw away? Have you been given a treat from a cop after passing a breathalyser text?! What did you sleep in and miss? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meme Girls: What does the man in your life LOVE to talk about? The People's Poll: Does a tunnel count as the inside or outside? What did you accidentally ruin? What did you book that wasn't what it seemed? Matty is so proud of Matilda... for jaywalking See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What was the most unhinged thing you watched as a kid? What was the unexpected kind thing a stranger did? Group Therapy: A text conversation we saw online - someone broke up with their partner because they got botox! Matty accidentally overheard a couple having a VERY good time this morning, what did you overhear? The People's Poll: Do you say something if you're not stoked with the haircut? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A recap of our team game night! Who won, what we decided on for dinner, and who paid?! Matilda lost her cool! When did you lose your cool in public? The People's Poll: Shoes on or off inside the house? Bronte didn't know you could turn read receipts off on your phone! What's your tech fail? Bree from B&C joined us to chat all about the new season of Taskmaster! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's the insignificant thing your partner does that annoys you? The People's Poll: Which takeaway's should the team get for dinner tonight? Battle of the Hits: Peak clubbing era banger Matilda needs to call Matty out for getting the day wrong every single day! What was the goss you learned about a co-worker, outside of the workplace? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jono said to Matty he thought he gave off a "doesn't like kids vibe" What happened when you looked after other peoples kids? Are You A Butcher, or can you convince us you are? Producer Sara gives a Taylor Swift update - new album and she was on Travis Kelce's podcast! What weird thing did you receive in the mail?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tips to get the kids out of the house easily in the mornings Wth is Kpop Demon Hunters? We ask kids to call up and help us explain! Meme Girls: Who's the iconic person from your town? What was your spooky sign from the universe? The People's Poll: Should tall people have to sit/stand at the back? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When were you useless in a crisis? Group Therapy: I went on a first date and I didn't feel a spark, should I go on a second? What feels healthy but isin't? What did you drop and where? The People's Poll: Do you say garage or garraaagge? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What compromise have you made for your partner? Am I A Weirdo? Producer Sara practiced packing 3 weeks before her trip to Europe What's the best advice you've ever gotten from your parents? What fad did you try and how did it go? The People's Poll: If you're at the front of a line and there's a delay with your query or order, do you hold up the line or give up? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did you feel immediately out of place? Are You A Plumber? or can you convince us you are? Matty's awkward run What's the little thing you do to relive your youth? Kiwi singer Paige joined us to talk her new EP and sing a live version of 'Twenties'! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matilda's son has his first cross country! When did you cheat at school sports? Should we bring landlines back? Meme Girls: What was your nosiest moment? Do you like to avoid spoilers or spoil yourself? What has your partner been promising to do that they haven't done? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What was the most outrageous thing you were charged for? Matilda's daughter has been sniffing petrol What was the wildest plane behaviour you observed? Would you leave a group fitness glass if you weren't enjoying it? Group Therapy: I've killed my neighbours chickens that I was feeding. What should I do? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Am I a Weirdo? I collect Metro Magazine's even though I don't read them, because I want to help save the company... Can you beat Matty at TV shows? What were your online shopping mistakes? Christopher Luxon calls up to try and help solve our low level gripes (e.g bring back The Goodnight Kiwi!) after he stated following Matootles on instagram Matilda's daughter forgot to tell her something really important... Matty has an earnest chat about friendship See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did you lie on a job application and get found out? Battle of the Hits: Songs that have been in movies An update on Te Mata Hall and how the remodel has been since we threw the Hall Ball! Matilda and Art's lawnmover is called Mowtilda Lucy Lawless joins us to talk all things "My Life is Murder S5" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What woke you up in the middle of the night? Are You A Nanny? The thing your partner always says to you Matty accidentally signed himself up for a Ted Talk The People's Poll - What's the sexiest uniform? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did you put your foot in it? Matilda gives a shout out to the nurses! Matilda's a Type B Mum When is it okay to ask someone their age? Meme Girls - what was your go to prank as a kid? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When someone says "please tell so and so I say hi", do you always tell them? When did you get the giggles at an inappropriate time? Matty does a specific thing when he plays Wordle. Does it count as cheating? Group Therapy: My boss won't let me have annual leave... Producer Sara witnessed someone buying one coke at the dairy and asking the dairy owner to scan it twice... But why? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did you overreact? Producer Sara got towed in a dodgy situation last week, so we talk to Consumer NZ to check if what happened was legal! What did your partner unexpectedly come home with? When did you get the address wrong? The People's Poll: If someone has stayed in your spare room for only one night, do you bother changing the sheets? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Am I a Weirdo? The People's Poll: Do you drink out of a can or pour it into a glass? When did the event not meet your expectation? What is the most annoying group of people at a cafe? Matilda rants about... pea chips... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What is the most generous thing you have ever done as a friend? The People's Poll: Eating lunch in your tuppaware container or putting into a bowl/plate Give us your headline - and we'll pick one of you to call back for the full story! Are You A - Executive Assisant? Or can you convince us you are? Producer Sara's towing nightmare! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What are the rules you got from your parents that you've now carried into adulthood? What did your bad memory cost you? The moment Matty finds out whether or not Mariah Carey did not make it through to the next round in Best Song Ever Group Therapy - my friends forgot my birthday! Should I care? Matty's husband co-hosts the show! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We saw on Instagram today that PJ burnt her cooking to a crisp after boasting about it, when were you immediately humbled? Producer Sara on "Keeping up with the O'Dwyers" - day 3 of her living at home again What was the noise, and what did it interrupt? Can you beat Matty at TV and James did!!! Finally! The People's Poll - Is it okay to go to the zoo as an adult, without kids? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What are the insults your kids have said to you without realising? The People's Poll: Do you ever clean the lint tray in the washing machine/dryer? Am I A Weirdo? We ask this week - picking your nail skin off? Kiwi band Borderline join us to chat their new EP out today! Matty's been cutting his nails at work! Thoughts? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did a stranger tell off your kid? Ryan has left something for 5 days now, so Matty gets Matilda to be his "lawyer" We open up the Ick Files - what is your ick dating story? Are You A Zookeeper? Or can you convince us you are? Sara's mum has an interesting way to keep Pukeko's away from their home See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's nightmare of a morning Meme Girls: What surprised you about getting older? Matilda needs to rant... about CHEESE! What's the niche thing that upsets your kid? What was your weird injury? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When was the gift a failure? Group Therapy: Girls trip not going to plan, should I speak up? Matty found out Ryan left out a SHOCKING detail out of a story, what did your partner leave out of the story? The People's Poll: Quirky signs on bathrooms - love or hate them? Matty asks Producer Sara if he was in the right in this situation and she is shocked! No! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's husband Ryan bid on and took home three silent auctions because he got excited! The People's Poll: Pushing the button multiple times at the crossing? What can you NOT do with your partner anymore? Matilda tries to pull off the phrase "Leshgoooo" Producer Sara needs advice for moving back home!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did you capture something amazing? Ryan bit Matty on the shoulder and insisted it's a normal thing... What was you copy and paste disaster? The People's Poll: Do you leave the silicia gel packet in the product you use till the end, or chuck it out immediately? Matilda's portaloo See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mistaken Identity again from Matty - He just keeps embarrassing himself Peoples Poll - Paying for street parking - When do you do it and when don't you pay? When did you try to help but actually made things so much worse. Red Flags from Hyrox... You will not believe what this husband did!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meme Girls: When did you follows someone's advice and how did it go? The People's Poll: Changing your plans to avoid awkwardly walking next to someone? What happened in the interview? Worst time you ran into a friend? Whitney Rose and Teresa Guidice from Real Housewives on the new show, Bring back my Wives! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matilda’s craft project was bad! What were you underwhelmed by? Ryan’s (Matty's Husband) been filming Matty doing what?! Group Therapy: School Holiday edition Matty needs your help with a costume idea How did you impress a crush? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's rugby watching experience error What important event did you miss? What are some expressions you remember being used by your family, friends that are unique? Matilda's dad joins the show! Matty takes on a listener in a TV show competition. Matty won! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Week 1 of school holidays done and Matildas kids join them in studio Rikki Reid joins the show with her new song out now The phrases we all say but why? Your gruesome injuies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's insane rush to the movies last night What happened when a tradie was there? Matty's run was interrupted by constant messages on his phone Movies that ruined your childhood Matilda's smutty book See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meme Girls: What is your weird food treat? Matty's been popping gummy pills without checking what they are The phrase you didn't know until later in life What did you say yes to that you found out later, was different than what you thought? People's Poll: Room temp or cold water? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When were you SO sure you were right, but you weren't What was the backhanded compliment you received? Group Therapy: Is it okay to want to be a stay at home woman without kids? What feels embarrassing but isn't? Matty says hello to his new Chat GPT bot! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did you try to discipline your kids but couldn't help but laugh? The People's Poll: How many standard drinks do you have a week? When did you miss the memo? What was the story behind the tattoo? Matilda under-catered for brunch at hers! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.