Lesbian Sisters Podcast

We are back! This month LSP watch 90's dating show classic Blind Date (lesbian (porn star??) edition) Drinking game: every time we say a body part finish what's in your drink...Enjoy!

This month LSP watch #HaileeSteinfeld gay it up in #Dickinson. Drinking game: every time an ex is mentioned take a shot! Enjoy!

Happy belated VD, us! This month we watch the lesbian version of a romantic comedy that is Chloe starring Julianne Moore and Amanda Something. Drinking game: Every time we say Julianne finish your drink in honor of VD! Enjoy!

This month we watch #ThelwordgenerationQ. Warning: as many drinks as we had the show is still pretty bad Drinking Game: every time we say topless finish your drink! Enjoy!

This month we watch #Atypical season 3 Casey and Izzie lesbian storyline. Drinking Game: every time we call them something other than their names drink! Enjoy!

This month we watch #AreYouTheOne Queer season opener. Drinking Game: Every time we say stripper take a shot! Enjoy!

This month we watch #BachelorInParadise Demi and Kristian Lesbian storyline. Drinking Game: Every time we say Demi cheers to history in the making! Enjoy!

This month we watch #Zendaya gay it up in #Euphoria plus #KristenStewart update (she still sucks) and #CamilaCabello gets initiated into beard of the month club and #LWordGenerationQ breakdown. Drink every time we say freebie or Jules. Enjoy! 

This month we watch clips from the straight girl's wet dream that is Killing Eve and Netflix's Spanish lesbian film Elisa & Marcela and the Ellen Page and Shoshanna lesbian scenes from Tales of the City. BONUS we drag secret celesbian couples at the end. Drinking game: drink every time we dis one of the actresses in the scene. Bring a mop! Enjoy! 

In honor of pride month we watch a ton of stage kissing between mostly straight actresses. Prepare yourself for some closed mouth fakery feat. #Booksmart #ThePerfection #StrangeDaysofMercy  Drinking Game: Every time we comment about looks DrInK! Enjoy!   

Happy new sound mics, US! This month we watch Netflix Season 3 EASY lesbian episode featuring none other than One True Hill's Sophia Bush. Drinking Game every time we say Sophia Bush, take a shot! Enjoy!

Happy April, us! This month LSP watch Juliantina versus the OG Latin pairing Julia y Mariana plus a bonus Asian exercise workout! Trivia: no intro this time! Drinking game: every time we say hug hair or kiss take a drink! Enjoy!

Happy belated VD, Us! It's our annual VD episode and we are watching Australian soap opera Neighbors lesbian storyline Chloe and Elly + the ex. Please already be drunk before you press play, have some respect for VD but drinking game: take a shot every time we say VD. Enjoy! 

Happy Newish Year (let's be honest) This month's ep we go IN on the best Lezzie gossip of 2018! Drinking Game: Every time I dis Kristen Stewart take your best SHOT!! Enjoy!  

Happy Holidays, us! This month we watch Chloe Grace Moretz finally come out on screen in The Miseducation of Cameron Post. Drinking Game: Every time we say Chloe down some egg nog or tequila whatever's nearby. Enjoy!  

This month we watch Netflix's Atypical Casey and Izzie scenes. Spoiler alert they're G rated so far so....Drinking Game: drink every time a stupid boyfriend shows up in a scene instead of having them make-out. Enjoy!  

This month we watch Disobedience so get ready with tears and vodka. Kidding! We totally make it all about unwanted abortion. You're welcome. Drinking Game: Every time we make the storyline less boring take a shot! Enjoy!

This month's episode we watch Battle of the Sexes with Emma Stone. Drinking Game: Drink every time there's a scene change. Enjoy!

This month's episode we watch Hayley Kiyoko's Music videos and Candace is NOT convinced Hayley is gay. Drinking Games: every time Candace is not impressed or is take a shot. Enjoy!

That time of the year again! Hug your black friend month! Also our annual VD episode. What would VD be without a disappointing sex scene that takes forever to happen?!?! Drinking Game: Drink every time we are fed up with how slow the movie is....... Enjoy! 

Happy 2017 is GTFO, everybody! This month we watch Netflix's EASY season 2 episode 7 (the lezzie ep) & Rose and Rosie's super sexy annual christmas lap dance on youtube. Drinking Game: Every time you're annoyed by the GF rub eggnog all over your naked body. Enjoy! 

This month LSP watch Jane the Virgin's Louisa and Rose on YouTube and clips of General Hospital's Parker and Christina. Drinking Game: Every time there's a plot twist take a shot! Enjoy! 

Surprise podcast! You can thank the abrupt drama inflicting Natanna break up! Nobody knows the truth so it's way too tempting to guess and guess and guess reasons why.... We also briefly watch Netflix's Gypsy clips with Sydney and Diane on YouTube...specifically clip 1x07. Drinking game: every time we say friends/ships drink or if you've ever been dumped um get drunk with us. Enjoy! 

Happy Hangover Day, Us! This month LSP watch Alexis and Rachel cringe kiss on Famous in Love and Natanna are finally YouTube official so we checkout their third video on straight vs. lesbian relationships. Drinking Game: We are pretty loaded so drink every time we sound more drunk than you. Enjoy!

Happy Friday, Us! Spoiler Alert #AlmostAdults on Netflix sux so maybe have some porn playing on your phone during this. Or look up #Natanna tag on Instagram cos they're fine AF! Drinking Game: Every time we label sexuality take a shot! Enjoy!

Happy VD to us! And many many more! This month LSP endure You Me Her Emma & Izzy scenes. Nothing says VD like unicorns and douchey husbands. Drinking Game: Take a shot every time you are annoyed with this tragic story line. Enjoy! 

Here's to 2016 GTFO. This month LSP watch Supergirl's super lame lesbian storyline: All Alex & Maggie scenes on youtube. Drinking game: Every time we say terrible or super drink a bottle of champagne to ring in the already better year ahead. Enjoy! 

Happy other Tuesday everyone! This month LSP watch Netflix's gay friendly episode of this season's Black Mirror: San Junipero. Drinking Game: Since the world has ended why not drink every time either of us says "like." muhahahaha Enjoy! 

Happy Horrible Holiday to us! This month we watch Bound (gay scenes) Pretty Little Liars Emily and Sabrina Scene 7x05 and some rando lezzie telenovela that pops up after that clip! If you're not trashed 19 minutes in- HURRRY UP. Enjoy! 

This month we watch Lesbian vampires pretend to masturbate? in James Franco's masterPOS Mother May I Sleep with Danger? and translate YouTube's Shannon and Cammie breakup video. Drink every time you are not turned on...we did and it makes it a little better. Enjoy! 

Happy breakup/bikini season! This month Lesbian Sisters troll Youtube's lez section: Camren obsession, ShanCam & Stevie&Ally breakups, Alexis G. Zall outs herself and even some straight girls kissing(Carmilla and Wynonna Earp) cos why the hell not? Enjoy!  

Happy Belated podcast/Mother's day! This month Lesbian Sisters watch 80's oscar snub Desert Hearts. Drinking Game: If you aren't fully loaded before playing this just drink every time you have no clue what scene we are on (we did!) btw...HAPPY 50th EPISODE, Us!  Enjoy! 

Happy Saturday, March! This month #Lesbian Sisters watch #The100 #Clexa love scenes and #PLL Emily and Sara clips. If you're into close mouth kissing prepare to have your mind blown. Drinking Game: Every time Candace says she's not attracted to someone...take the shots! Enjoy 

#BlackHistoryMonth already? You know what that means #JessicaClark! This month #Lesbian Sisters watch #APerfectEnding. Wow. Thanks, #Netflix. If you go into this film thinking 'this will be the worst film i've ever seen' you might be letdown. Drinking Game: Every time we say "gross" or "bad" take...some shots! Enjoy!

We are a day late so we made it longer and involved #CateBlanchett. We watch #Carol gay scenes and by watch i mean drool over Cate like everybody else. Drinking Game: Every time we say "Car" finish your dry martini! Enjoy! 

Happy Holidays, Us! #Lesbian Sister's Podcast watch #JennysWedding and it's as bad as #Carol is good. Drinking Game: Take all the shots every time we say "bitch." Oops! Spoiler Alert! #KatherineHeigl plays Jenny. Enjoy! 

Happy #ThanksGiving my fellow Americans! Happy TGIAF rest of you lovelies. LSP watch S03E09 of #FakingIt. There is one semi-lesbian kiss in this episode. You have been warned. Drinking Game: Every time Starbucks is mentioned take a shot. Every time it is not quietly sip your alcoholic beverage.  Enjoy! 

2 in 1 month?!?!?! October is crazy in Austin and we plan on indulging the only way we know how, so you're getting a second dose of the best show America has to offer lesbians or whatever. We watch Faking It s02e13. I think there's even a couple girl/girl pecks! Drinking Game: hmmm every time we say a character's name, right or wrong, grab your drink and drink as much as you want, dammit! Enjoy! 

Has it been forever already? This month LSP watch and complain about the newest episode of Faking It. Can you tell we've had all the wine? This show has properly removed any hint of lesbian from the premiere unless you count Amy's wardrobe. :( SMH. Drinking Game: Every time one of us complains about the show drown our sorrows with a shot just for you! Enjoy! 

We're back and so is OITNB! The show that won't die is back to torture my liver. This time we watch Stella's scenes on YouTube. I am sad YouTube does not allow nudity because i feel that scene is when Ruby Rose's star shinned brightest. Drinking Game: I'm gonna let you decide but i'll always suggest LOTS of Alcohol for OITNB. Enjoy! 

Happy summer, us! Today we attempt to watch OITNB's newest season- ONLY Piper and Alex scenes(bad enough yikes). The Ruby Rose scenes will be on our next podcast, we ran out of interest this time but rest assured we will be back soon with part 2! Enjoy! 

Happy May 40th!(Anniversary) Good lord this month we watch and discuss Faking It season 3 trailer( spoiler alert: one giant spin the bottle of scandal) Pretty Little Liars Emily and Talia scenes on youtube and One Big Happy season trailer because the show in its entirety is UNWATCHABLE, as you probably already know. Drinking Game: Happy 40th Episode! Every time we say 40 or forget to, take a drink you loyal listeners! Enjoy! 

Long time! We go waaaaaay back for this episode. We watch and dissect Jessie and Katie from Once and Again. Was this the first lezzie couple i shipped?! Who knows! Drinking game: Every time either one of us says, "Mischa" "Katie" or "Jessie" cheers yourself! Enjoy! 

Ooooo it's that time of year again! Happy Black History month to everyone and VD to all my couples out there!!! Good luck! This week Candace picks out some coupley clips from youtube lezzies to dissect(take shots too.) Drinking game: Every time we say kiss or mention VD take as many shots as you damn well please! Enjoy! 

Happy New Year ladies and lads! On today's podcast we watch and DIScuss YouTube clips of Kalinda and Lana from The Good Wife. Hope everyone who got their kisses on new years got better ones than these! Christ!@$!#! Drinking Game: every time you don't know where we are or what clip we're on give yourself a drink for trying. Enjoy! 

Happy Holidays, Ladies! Gents? Today we watch and discuss season 1 Orphan black (only the gay scenes!) Check it out on Youtube: Cosima and Delphine Season 1. Drink every time we say "Scientists" or "virgin" Enjoy! 

Happy Halloween's over ladies and gents! We suffer through what used to be a semi-lesbian centric show Faking It season 2 episode 6. Drinking Game: Every time you hear a golf swing or either of us curse- take a shot! :) Enjoy! 

Holy crap! It's been too long every time ladies and gents, trust us! This week we finally watch the Faking It finale and the teaser for season 2. Personally, none of it's gay enough for us but is anything on tv nowadays?! Happy hump day! Drinking game: every time either of us exclaims, "Oh my god" have a double on us! Enjoy! 

Happy summer to us and some of you lucky ladies out there! We are finally back as usual  This week we watch and analyze episode 7 of Mtv's Faking It. Drinking game: Every time we veer off topic oh have a drink on us! Enjoy! 

Wtf? It's been too long! This week we watch and DIScuss Mtv's new show Faking It. If we somehow managed to not offend you or your family, we apologize. We will try try try again next time  Drinking game: every time Candace doesn't know what's going on or says the word "bad" take a DRINK. Enjoy! 

Happy end of couples/black history month, ladies! This month we watch and discuss Arielle's YouTube clips: 7 lies lesbians tell and 10 Mistakes all Lesbians Make.  Drinking game: just drink every 3 minutes. :) Enjoy!