Live from Crapper Creek Podcast

THIS WEEK, MARIA DISCUSSES SEX INJURIES, SIGNS YOU ARE IN A SHITTY BAR, LIFE HACKS THAT ACTUALLY WORK-PART 2 AND FUN WITH THE "NO KINGS RALLY"

ITS THE HALLOWEEN SHOW!

THIS WEEK-SHAKESPERE ON FACEBOOK, LIFE HACKS THAT REALLY WORK, FUCK MY LIFE AND WE DISCUSS KFC EROTIC...NO, REALLY

THIS WEEK IN THE CABIN, WE TALK ABOUT HOW MAKING YOUR BED CAN LEAD TO MORE SEX, ALSO ANOTHER EPISODE OF fuck my life, WE TALK BUYING EXPENSIVE SHIT AND SIGNS YOUR TEACHER IS A COKE HEAD-PLUS TONS MORE-ITS THE FASTEST 30 MINUTES IN THE PODCAST WORLD

ON THIS WEEKS SHOW:-HOW TO GET KICKED OUT OF DISNEYLAND, WE DISCUSS EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ALIGATORS, ANOTHER EPISODE OF "FUCK MY LIFE" AND LOVELY MARIA TELLS US ALL ABOUT GIRLS NIGHT OUT

NORMAL THINGS THAT ARE CREEPY, BUYING EXPENSIVE SHIT, RAUNCHIEST MOVIE SCENES AND LOVELY MARIA ANSWERS QUESTIONS FROM MEN....

FUCK MY LIFE, HIRING SCARY PEOPLE, MID EVIL TIK TOK HACKS, CRADLE OF FILTH AND MARIA ANSWERS MENS QUESTIONS

ON THIS WEEK'S SHOW:HOW I GOT SCAMMED, AN EPISODE OF "CONFESSIONS", WE DISCUSS OLD SCHOOL PHONES, WE ASK" DID LOVLEY MARIA MARRY-DOWN? AND WE TALK ABOUT SPONGE BOB ON THE DARK WEB.....

THIS WEEK'S SHOW-PISSING ON ANT HILLS, WE PLAY "WOULD YOU RATHER" WITH THE GOVERNOR OF ALASKA, MIKE DUNLEAVY, WINNING THE GENE LOTTERY, AND MARIA DISCUSSES WHAT'S MORE INTIMATE THAN SEX

This week on the show:-Bad Hook Ups with Maria, Fuck My Life, Signs your teacher is drunk, Butt Gaskets and we discuss wet farts at a funeral.....

THIS WEEK WE DISCUSS HAVING HUGE JUNK, SHITTY SUMMER CAMPS, TROOPER COOPER W/ TRUMP AND PUTIN AND "ASK LOVELY MARIA"

TACTFULLY TRASHING YOUR OUTFIT, INTERVIEW WITH CARMINE APPICE TALKING ABOUT OZZY, IF I WERE PRESIDENT AND....I HAVE TO POOP!

THIS WEEK WE TALK ABOUT BAD TATTOOS, PHONE SEX WITH LOVELY MARIA, WHY WE LOVE TO CUSS AND...FORGETTING THE WIFE!

THIS WEEK: WORDS THAT SOUND DIRTY,WE DISCUSS OLD PEOPLE SMELL, HIDING FROM THE WIFE AND HITTING ROCK BOTTOM

THIS WEEK WE DISCUSS SEX AT WORK, SIGNS YOU'RE TALKING TO A PSYCHOPATH, FUCK MY LIFE AND THE STUPID ALASKA HEAT ADVISORY.

THIS WEEK WE DISCUSS TAKING A BREAK FROM SEX, THE BRO CODE, WEIRD SHIT THATS IN YOUR FRIDGE AND SHOWERING WITH GRANDMA...UH-HUH

ALSO THIS WEEK: WE DISCUSS "ADULT TUMMY TIME", LIVING POOR AND DATING A SHORT GUY

THIS WEEK:-FUCK MY LIFE, WARNINGS TO OUR HIGHSCHOOL SELVES, WEIRD SMELLS WE ENJOY AND SUCCESSFUL FIRST DATES

THIS WEEK: GROSS MOVIE SCENES, GWENETH PALTROW'S VAGINA-ON VYNIL!, NO MORE HOOK UPS ON TINDER AND FUCK MY LIFE!.....

THIS WEEK: AMAZON DELIVERS POOP, GROSS MOVIEW SCENES, QUESTIONS FOR BEING STUPID, FUCK MY LIFE

This week we discuss Halle Berry's new lube, Hook Up Ick factors, Shitty Baby names and we ask-"whats your body Count?

This week-the perfect gift-a vibrator for Mothers Day, Fuck My Life, Things that are no longer sexy and Hook ups gone terribly wrong

This week-Craigslist Creepers, Fuck My Life, Sex With The Grimace and a winner in the Sperm races

This week, weird things left in Ubers, Eating Grandpa's ashes, Sperm races and other terms used for-having sex, with Lovely Maria

This week we discuss Sex Before Bedtime with Lovely Maria, more 420 Fall out, Fuck My Life and we ask-Do XRAYS Make You Gay????

We look at our pooping stats, Narking on your parents, Foodie round up-another episode of FUCK MY LIFE and we ask-is it sexy?-or painful?

This week from the cabin we discuss Banned Truck Nuts, Fuck My Life why Karen hates April Fools day and Breast milk flavored Ice Cream....uh-huh

This week: we discuss the Poop Knife,New Slogans for Florida, Fuck My Life, Womens worst dates ever and trendy Butt Crack

This week: The Early Bird gets the Sex, Creepy Bathroom Stalls and When Orgies Go Wrong

WEEK EWE DISCUSS FIRST DATE DEAL BREAKERS WITH LOVELY MARIA, SEX OR FOOTBALL? ANOTHER FUN EPISODE OF FUCK MY LIFE AND WE CHECK OUT EARLY MORNING NUDE PICS

THIS WEEK WE TALK ABOUT SEXY JOBS, WE SAY BYE BYE TO HOOTERS, LOVELY MARIA IS A GIANT FLIRT AND...FIRE BY SEX DOLL....

Hot Air Balloon sex with Lovely Maria, we look at our kinks and fetishes, Build A Bear for MILF's and we discuss Sex days at work

This week: how to look like a psycho, Least Licked body parts and we look at sexy jobs

THIS WEEK WE DISCUSS-SEXY JOBS, LEAST LICKED BODY PARTS, BRINGING BACK DANGEROUS PLAYGROUND EQUIPMENT AND WE ASK LOVELY MARIA HOW LONG SHOULD SEX LAST?

on this weeks show we play NORMAL OR NOPE with Sexy Maria, we talk cussing at work and really shitty passwords

THIS WEEK SEXY MARIA PLAYS NORMAL OR NOPE!-WE TALK CUSSING AT WORK, TINKERBELL THE TRANS HEROIN ADDICT AND STUPID INJURIES

We talk micro Cheating with Lovely Maria, Sex on a bus, what not to say to a cop-with Ak State Trooper Capn Spitze-and we ask: is your dog a snob?

We Celebrate world toilet day, sex with the Grimace, things lovely Maria finds attractive, things not to do naked

a look back at 2024, plus-we talk about Maria's favorite KINK, stupid pet names, Fuck My Life, porn hub year in review, signs you are stressed and how to smell like a dive bar...

It's the best of Maria!!

It's the best of Maria!!

It's the 2024 XMAX show! Listen to find out!

Brain Rot, Jerks doing good deeds, movie theater etiquette, Piss Perfume.

2nd jobs of celebrities, Ask Maria, Crotch Clevage, Jobs Nobody wants and albums banned at walmart.

It's the THANKSGIVING DAY SHOW! Enjoy!

things that are almost as good as bacon, How not to get elected, what not to ask a cop, Nerd News, Foodie round up and FUCK MY LIFE!

why you shouldnt wear a bra, winning the genetic lottery, Fuck My Life, Lying to friends and plastic surgeries gone wrong

This week we play Airport Bingo, First date no-nos. things Boomers and Millenials agree on, starting a fight in 5 words and your grandma is way too horny

Stupid super powers, smart phone tips for old people unethical parent hacks, wierd olympic events and smearing poop on your face...

Fuck My Life, dying ugly, home made sex toys, perfume for dogs and pooping on the beach

1960s sex ed for women...gross things our partners do, questions before working on a cruise ship and pooping in groups...