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So you're looking for some laughs and lighthearted entertainment during this pandemic? Well, you've met your match! We're four friends who had plenty of time on our hands and did what a lot of us were doing. Join us! As we reminisce about life before quar


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    I'm an Asparagus

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2022 78:56


    Welcome to our Season 2 finale. We fall down the rabbit hole with some guided experience from a special guest. Take out those telescopes, align your chakras, and make sure you're not in retrograde as Kyle makes fun of a "Lion", Monica is a part of the fire nation and Juan gets answers from Pinterest. Thank you for listening!

    The School Saga: College

    Play Episode Play 30 sec Highlight Listen Later Feb 18, 2022 69:16


    Who remembers signing up for a class at 8 am and instantly regretting it. Make sure you're not late for this one. We're closing out the School Saga with College. We have our wonderful friend Garon joining us to discuss the highs, lows, and straight-up bonkers. So grab your favorite pair of headphones and tune in. 

    Around the Horn

    Play Episode Play 15 sec Highlight Listen Later Feb 11, 2022 69:21


    Disheartening Defeats and Pee-Wee Power Plays. We explore the fascinating world of sports. Grab your sweatband, warm the bench, and study the plays as Monica suffers defeat, Kyle experiences a loss, and Demarco wants to play kickball.

    The Prestige

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2022 95:02


    “Every great magic trick consists of three parts or acts. The first part is called "The Pledge". The magician shows you something ordinary: a deck of cards, a bird, or a man. He shows you this object. Perhaps he asks you to inspect it to see if it is indeed real, unaltered, normal. But of course... it probably isn't. The second act is called "The Turn". The magician takes the ordinary something and makes it do something extraordinary. Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it, because of course you're not really looking. You don't really want to know. You want to be fooled. But you wouldn't clap yet. Because making something disappear isn't enough; you have to bring it back. That's why every magic trick has a third act, the hardest part, the part we call "The Prestige".”― Christopher Priest, The Prestige

    What Would You Recommend?

    Play Episode Play 15 sec Highlight Listen Later Jan 21, 2022 90:13


    Often times we finish a show and we're at a total loss as to what we watch next. We all have unique tastes in shows, some of our preferences differ but maybe you side with one of us.  Not to fear we have a recommendation list (sort of) from each of us. We also are trying something new for the next episode so stay all the way to the end. Again, thanks for listening!


    It's cold and we're not talking about Monica's heart. Winter is in full swing and most of us on the podcast are excited but one of us is not. We talk about the first time seeing snow, our favorite thing about winter, and how to use a bidet. Thanks for listening! 

    Unpopular Opinions Pt. 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2022 52:53


    Welcome back to a highly requested topic by us! We fall into the rabbit hole of opinions that are not all that liked. This episode includes lots of guests that get the opportunity to share their side. Thank you for listening!

    Resolute Resolutions

    Play Episode Play 15 sec Highlight Listen Later Dec 31, 2021 63:50


    We've set our goals and were hoping that some of you set yours as well. As we look forward to 2022, we stop and think about how 2021 went for all of us. Kyle tells us how to celebrate the New Year, Demarco will make a delicious recipe,  Monica shares what her favorite part of this year was, and Juan has a few goals in mind. Thank you for listening!

    Happy Holidays!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2021 74:46


    Our favorite time of the year where we spread holiday cheer for all to hear! Put on your comfiest pajamas, sip on some hot cocoa, and try to stay warm. We sit around and discuss why we like or dislike this time of the year and as you can guess some of us on the podcast enjoy more than others. Thank you for listening!

    Raised by Wolves

    Play Episode Play 15 sec Highlight Listen Later Dec 16, 2021 79:25


    There are moments in our lives when parents try to teach us a life lesson and steer us in the right direction, and in those moments as teens sometimes we just didn't care. We rebelled in our youth just to find out that our parents, for the most part, we're right. Join us in sharing a piece of wisdom that was bestowed upon us. Thank you for listening!

    Junk Food Fight

    Play Episode Play 15 sec Highlight Listen Later Dec 10, 2021 56:48


    At one point in our lives we all thought a food fight would break out in the cafeteria, of course it never did. We dive into some of our favorite frozen and fast foods while also throwing some recommendations your way. Let us know if you'd try these or anything that we should try. As always thanks for listening!

    Turkey Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2021 48:22


    We want to start off by saying thank you! We are grateful to have our day one listeners but also to those who tune in for an episode or two. To get you through this holiday hump we came together just before Turkey Day. This episode is a week late just because we took time off for the holidays. We hope you enjoy it! And again this is all made possible because of you!

    The School Saga: High School Pt.2

    Play Episode Play 15 sec Highlight Listen Later Nov 19, 2021 96:45


    Time to clean out those lockers because it's the last day of High School...for now.  We get the chance to call upon our old schoolmates to bring you the stories that have been forgotten. 3 special guests joined us for a small reunion as Juan talks about pursuing carpentry,  Kyle paints cars at R.O.P. and Demarco visits college! Thanks for tuning in!

    The School Saga: High School Pt.1

    Play Episode Play 15 sec Highlight Listen Later Nov 12, 2021 78:08


    Put on your freshest fit for the first day of school and welcome back to the continuation of The School Saga. This time we head down the halls of high school and eavesdrop on Juan hang out with other silvertooths, Kyle shows us his breakdancing moves, and Monica makes the obvious thing to make with clay. Also a huge thanks to our guests Yvette, Rob, and Justine! Thanks for listening!

    Half Weekend Half Driving

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2021 88:54


    We went a little overboard this time around. So pop the cassette in, put it in drive, and cruise around town as we go over some of our zany driving stories. We kick a majority of this episode off with our weekend (sorry lol) but we eventually head down the right track. Listen to Monica chase down somebody, and Demarco explains why you need gap insurance.

    Halloweenie Spooktacular

    Play Episode Play 15 sec Highlight Listen Later Oct 28, 2021 77:32


    It's that time of year where we carve pumpkins and trick ourselves into liking PSL. Grab your best costume alongside a bucket because you're in for a treat! We kick it off with Kyle who explains what he's been up to, Demarco becomes our resident Demonologist, Juan has a paranormal problem, and Monica creeps everyone out. Thank you for listening!

    The Juan Special: I've Been Drinking With You!

    Play Episode Play 15 sec Highlight Listen Later Oct 21, 2021 51:00


    Let's all cheers to the final birthday of the year! Grab a cold one and settle in as we go over our most standout moments of Juan. We have the return of Manny who shares what made "working" at Lucky's fun, Brenda has her least favorite memory, and new guest Chato gives us more detail the night Juan fell off the bike. As always thank you for listening.

    The Demarco Special: Pepsi Blue Problems

    Play Episode Play 15 sec Highlight Listen Later Oct 14, 2021 48:24


    We got another birthday special! He's the most level headed one on the podcast but you get to hear what he's like away from the mic.  We're celebrating Demarco and our unforgettable moments with him.  So bake a cake, light a candle and join the festivities. Demarco's siblings share a slice of their childhood stories, Kyle continues his streak of going first, and we have a special guest sub in for Monica. Thanks for listening!


    When you were much younger did you want to be an astronaut, a doctor, or even the next president? We all hoped in becoming some of things as we got older but instead we started this wonderful podcast for you all! Pull out your best listening ears and follow along as Kyle becomes the next Formula 1 World Champion, Monica secretly is a ghost writer, and Demarco jumpstarts his acting career. 

    The Kyle Special: All of a Sudden Pasta

    Play Episode Play 15 sec Highlight Listen Later Sep 24, 2021 54:37


    Welcome back! We're kicking off our Season 2 with a really special episode that's all about Kyle! For those who have been wanting to hear more of our birthday boy. Today is the day, we  share our favorite stories and most memorable moments. Find out who Kyle's best friend is, why he thought a meal with 5 people would come out to $40, and proper massage etiquette.

    Toys of Yesterday

    Play Episode Play 15 sec Highlight Listen Later Aug 18, 2021 53:44


    Welcome to our Season Finale! We're we dig deep into the toy bin to remember the toys that brought us joy, and the ones that we never got a chance to play with. Wherever you listen to this, get ready as Demarco almost spends a pretty penny on Ninja Turtles, Kyle's Power Wheel loses...power, and Monica forgets to feed her Tamagotchi. Thanks for listening!

    The Monica Special: Cheez-It Steak Tacos

    Play Episode Play 15 sec Highlight Listen Later Aug 12, 2021 39:14


    Thanks for joining us on this special episode! We celebrate Monica's birthday by going over some of our favorite memories of the birthday girl. We also introduce for the first time ever...  guests on the podcast! If you ever wanted to hear an outsider perspective on Monica now's the chance. Thanks for listening!

    The School Saga: Middle School

    Play Episode Play 15 sec Highlight Listen Later Jul 28, 2021 71:41


    We're here again, the official continuation of the School Saga! So put on your favorite Girbauds and LOT29 shirt and get ready as we go back in time where puberty runs rampant. Tune in to the tell-all by Kyle on how he faked it all the way to Disneyland, Demarco does his best to stay under the radar and Monica was the only person with a pleasant middle school experience. 

    Unpopular Opinions

    Play Episode Play 15 sec Highlight Listen Later Jul 21, 2021 40:06


    By definition, a Hot Take ( quoting Urban Dictionary) is "an opinion that is likely to cause controversy or is unpopular." Do you identify with Kyle and think cheese reigns supreme or are you more like Demarco who needs coffee with their cream? Does your allegiance lie with Monica who thinks F.R.I.E.N.D.S. is #1 or do you stand with Juan who says it was never even fun?

    Piece of Cake

    Play Episode Play 15 sec Highlight Listen Later Jul 14, 2021 48:47


    Remember when you were opening birthday gifts and were hoping for that one thing. Wipe away that look of disappointment, grab your party hat and eavesdrop on Kyle as he finds out how old a Quinceañera is, Juan recounts his favorite memory of Tony Bologna, and Demarco anxiously awaits for his next surprise party.

    Lovers and Friends

    Play Episode Play 15 sec Highlight Listen Later Jul 7, 2021 37:37


    Do you speak it? This week's episode is all about that funny four-letter word, love. We try to explain to the best of our ability what love language is and how it shapes us. So we took the quiz and our results didn't align with us. So sit back and join us in finding out what our love language is. You can take the same quiz we took at 5lovelanguages.com

    Pressing All The Right Buttons

    Play Episode Play 15 sec Highlight Listen Later Jun 30, 2021 47:00


    What really grinds your gears? We reveal what gets on our nerves and we may have some things in common. So storm on over to the couch or on your way to the car and get ready to hear Demarco talk about his pet peeve, Kyle discusses why he hates PDA, and Monica does her best to avoid any physical contact. Thank you everyone for listening!

    Employee of the Month

    Play Episode Play 30 sec Highlight Listen Later Jun 23, 2021 64:29


    California is officially open! As we all get ready to go back to work, we remember the first job and if it was really worth getting up for. Everyone get ready to be stuck in traffic for an hour listening to Kyle tell us how ripped he was, Monica argues with The Pink Lady, and Demarco talks about his 1-month vacation. 

    Mandal Down!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2021 54:51


    Please take your seats and buckle up! Keep your hands, arms, legs, and feet inside the vehicle at all times as we take you on a ride through your memories. sit back and relax as we talk about our favorite rides, food and pour one out for all of our lost sandals. Enjoy!

    The School Saga: Elementary School Pt.2

    Play Episode Play 45 sec Highlight Listen Later Jun 9, 2021 57:59


    Back to School Night! Remember that dreaded day when your parents would go and talk to your teacher. We hope that this is a little better than that, so pack your lunch bag and listen as Demarco is forced to make new friends, Juan was a latchkey kid, and Kyle sang in a cover band!

    The School Saga: Elementary School Pt.1

    Play Episode Play 15 sec Highlight Listen Later Jun 2, 2021 73:58


    It's our 10th episode which means we're kicking off the school saga! We are really excited to bring this series to everyone. Naturally, we'd start with elementary school where we began shaping ourselves, and also the place that  Kyle punched a kid below the waist, Monica claimed to be a gifted student, and Juan held his first weapon. Thanks for listening!

    Blackout or Go Home

    Play Episode Play 15 sec Highlight Listen Later May 26, 2021 43:30


    After waking up with a hangover we always say it's the last time, but we never listen. So grab a cold one and enjoy as Juan recalls his first time drinking, Demarco reveals what kind of drunk he is, and Monica is still waiting on a bill from Vegas.

    The One About Television

    Play Episode Play 30 sec Highlight Listen Later May 19, 2021 59:18


    Don't change the channel! We have a brand new show!  In today's episode  Kyle compares Hockey to Football, Demarco drops a couple of Fun Facts, and Monica believes she can beat Fear Factor. Stay Tuned.

    Online Now!

    Play Episode Play 15 sec Highlight Listen Later May 12, 2021 41:34


    We hope you all chose your Top 8 wisely. If not then TTYL. Juan can't compose himself, Demarco was the reason why we all jumped to Facebook, and Monica doesn't like posting anything. Tune In!

    Vaccination Vacation

    Play Episode Play 15 sec Highlight Listen Later May 5, 2021 43:32


    It finally happened, we're all vaccinated! So now it's time to plan a trip, where will we go? Demarco tells us what really happens on cruise ships, Kyle gives us the best time to visit Japan, and Juan doesn't know how to swim.

    "Ugh! I Love That Song!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2021 44:12


    Who doesn't love music and who doesn't love Jared Leto? Yea...Neither do we except when it comes to 30 Seconds to Mars. Stick around as Kyle confesses all, Monica gives us her guilty pleasure and Juan drops the recipe for teddy bear juice.

    The Perfect Storm: A Great Documentary

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2021 46:16


    Sit back and enjoy the wildly unpopular opinion on movies. Discover what genre Monica favors the most and which one Demarco can live without. Don't forget to catch Kyle on Twitch! Also, Juan has something to say about chips.

    Friends For Now

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2021 37:46


    What's up, everyone! Learn how this ragtag group of friends came to start this podcast. We're gonna walk you through what brought each of us together. We also veer a bit off track and discuss movies...a hint as to what the next podcast will be.

    Nostalgia Trip

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2021 45:08


    In this podcast, we're gonna take you back! Take this trip down memory lane with us as we get into old games, stores, and snacks that are now relics of the past. Also, enjoy Kyle's quick intro.

    Fear Factor

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2021 41:35


    Welcome to our very first podcast! Grab a flashlight, get a snack, and listen as we discuss supernatural experiences including what it is that we fear the most. Also, get to know your podcasters a bit! 

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