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For all your infectious needs! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Just offering a helping handy... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't give squishy... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why is the DIA construction project taking so long?... reasons. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's a dating app for everyone now... including hoarders! Introducing E-Hoard! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As opposed to Look Minning. Well at least you tried. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hantavirus never sounded so sexy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Maybe this is what Mom REALLY wants for Mothers Day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy May The 4th (be with you). "This is the podcast you're looking for". See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's always in my hand, I just don't notice anymore. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Possibly the funniest LOL ever. Thanks to our friend and collaborator John. Writing credit goes to him, but we like to think we were the inspiration. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I should look at my phone to see if I should look at my phone. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

So dumb, my spellcheck broke. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I was just dumb enough to lock myself out of the podcasting software, so trust me I know what I'm talking about here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why wait till you go OUT to drink? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

So you're unemployed, what now? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Now that this is the end, what if I have questions? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feels like we're not far. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your cat is great. But could they be better? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everything is FINE if you're tan. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Here we are in the 2026 MLB season, and the Rockies aren't quite as awful as we're used to! Good Luck Penner family! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Isn't it cute how ridiculous the IRS is? -BOOP- See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Home by 8pm? Don't say that like its a BAD thing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Deflatio was already taken. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's gonna be a dry summer. Here's what you can do to save water. ...except the coffee part. Never mind that. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ready to have "THE TALK", with your kid? Hmmm... are you? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Haven't pranked anyone yet? Here are some suggestions. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stock up for all the fun tomorrow on April Fools Day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Good luck. Question everything. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

All these acronyms... you may need to take notes on this one. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Throwback Thursday LOL from 2014. Back when everyone was getting their pets stoned. (Not really, relax). See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It seems so simple... just GET UP and start you dumb-ass day... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you're into these long lines at the airport, what else would you like? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

All the robots can hear you anywhere else... wrap up in the no ads cocoon! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The eulogy of Mr. Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris. May he RIP (Real Impossible Power).See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The future (in 2014) was... er IS, er... will be DRONES! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everything is FINE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ah the historic delusion and perpetual disappointment of the citizens of Colorado. Hope can be a cruel hoax. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

WE TAKE TO THE STREETS TO FIND THE MEANING OF ST PATTY'S. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Networks are OUT of ideas. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

For those of us that can't get enough o that fluff! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Not everyone is cut out for this. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The very questionable but prolly true history of Keggs and Eggs. We should raise a glass to Shamus O'Tootles at the 20th next Friday. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did you know that Colorado's Government is considering legalized prostitution? Just imagine! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AI may be pretty smart, but it definitely doesn't get humans sometimes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Checking in with our budget correspondants at the Winter Games in Italy.  

We take you back to Italy for a nother update on the Winter Games. 

TBT to the Summer games in Paris.  Lots of sports and not enough "expertise". 

Scientists are focusing on VD... Valentines Day.  There are new discoveries every day! 

Science Minute investigates the phases of love for Valentines Day. 

More budget updates from the Winter Games.  Can we get a well check on Bob?