Funny and often disturbing shorts from the weird minds at Channel 93.3 in Denver

The eulogy of Mr. Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris. May he RIP (Real Impossible Power).See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The future (in 2014) was... er IS, er... will be DRONES! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everything is FINE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ah the historic delusion and perpetual disappointment of the citizens of Colorado. Hope can be a cruel hoax. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

WE TAKE TO THE STREETS TO FIND THE MEANING OF ST PATTY'S. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Networks are OUT of ideas. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

For those of us that can't get enough o that fluff! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Not everyone is cut out for this. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The very questionable but prolly true history of Keggs and Eggs. We should raise a glass to Shamus O'Tootles at the 20th next Friday. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did you know that Colorado's Government is considering legalized prostitution? Just imagine! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AI may be pretty smart, but it definitely doesn't get humans sometimes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Checking in with our budget correspondants at the Winter Games in Italy.

We take you back to Italy for a nother update on the Winter Games.

TBT to the Summer games in Paris. Lots of sports and not enough "expertise".

Scientists are focusing on VD... Valentines Day. There are new discoveries every day!

Science Minute investigates the phases of love for Valentines Day.

More budget updates from the Winter Games. Can we get a well check on Bob?

We return to our budget correspondents Chuck and Bob, bringing the Winter Games to you!

Checking in on the Winter Olympics with our budget correspondants. Day -1.

Things you may overhear at the Superball Watch Party. No homophobes were harmed in the making of this LOL... we'll try harder.

TV knows how to get all their money's worth when it comes to the Super B0wl. Start early!

What you should and shouldn't do on VD this year. Part 2.

Valentine's Day is coming. Here's what to do and not to do.

Eorried about the natural world? Never fear, AI is here.

Storm commin' in this weekend... what are you going to do while you wait it out?

How did the Broncos win the Division Championship? Well, maybe we made a little deal with the local demon.

Jarett Stidham (Stiddy) is the Broncos starting Quarter Back for the AFC Championship game this Sunday against the Patriots. What do we do? Stiddy As She Goes!

The Broncos are about to take on the Buffalo Bills, but what do we know about Buffalo?

Trouble? Just hit the Big Red Button! ...go ahead. ...hit it. It's right here. ...you got this.

Winter safety tips for the furry lil freeloaders in your life.

Are you going to stick with tradition and keep your lights on your house til the cows go home? MOTS.

What is going to happen in 2026? Isn't it obvious?

Tired of months that have fun stuff happening in them... introducing... JANUARY!

The cause of and solution to all your holiday problems!

Is that the Xmas Star? Nah... it's a UFO... er maybe a posessed commet.

Sorry about the whole infinite spiders image staying with you forever...

A-I Santa, what could go wrong!? A-I ANYTHING what could go wrong I guess...

Grab some extra scratch for those holiday bills!

This is all Recent Holiday Movies ESPECIALLY ones made for TV. Tell me I'm wrong.

There's a comet! Better ask scientists what it's all about.

Thanksgiving Puns you didn't know you needed! You're welcome.

Unless you still live at home, or you're married with your own family... you've probably got one of these on your VM.

It's the game show that the whole family will confused!

Your one stop giblit stop! Happy Thanksgiving!

New Recipes for Thanksgiving! Why stop at the tur-duck-en?

The Most challenging game of chance ever! Betting on Colorado Weather!

Thanksgiving guy has had ENOUGH! NO CHRISTMAS... NOT YET!