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All of the Memorial Day Hits for your grilling and chilling pleasure!  

Jake Tapper wrote a book called Original Sin about Joe Biden, and you'll never believe the revelation it delivers... contrary to NO ONE's belief... Joe Biden is OLD!  You heard it here first. 

Grandpa chimes in about apps like Tinder.  I'm sure he gets it, right? 

Grandpa with some generational perspective. 

People don't like you?  Have you tried STFU? 

Throwback to that time we found a lifecoach... on craigslist... got a great deal. 

Soooo what are Grandpa's thoughts on emotional support animals?  

With this whole Newark thing going on, and who knows who's left at the FAA... are you really going to get on a plane right now? Take a steamer! ...wait. 

More tid-bits from grandpa... there may be a chicken nugget of truth in this one. 

Two years ago the Nuggets won the NBA championship.  Let's do it again!  Also let's check out Denver's reaction to the title! 

Need a rando tid-bit from yester-year?  Just ask Grandpa. Grandpa, what was binge-watching like in your day? 

You know when you're just sitting there nervous because the Vatican could call at any minute and make you the Pope... We feel you. 

How do you make ends meet if you live in the IMPOSSIBLY expensive town of Boulder?  Gotta get creative! 

What do you do to pay your rent if you're Broke In Boulder... Part 1: Sound Baths. 

Behind schedule and over budget?  That's ALL contractors.  The selling point is that these guys will be honest about that up-front. 

Another Colorado Guy Beer Review.  This one we wouldn't reccomend... in fact we outright condemn what it stands for.  

The most famous job vacancy in the world.  Pretty kush gig too... 

The next CO Guy beer review takes us to the mean streets of Aspen.  It's a golden lager, and the price would imply it's made with actual gold. 

Let's try another beer ofering. This time from a Manitou Springs brewery. CO Guy Beer Reviews pt 3. 

The things you do to your cat... someone needs to get that cat to safety! 

Another Beer Review by someone who's so snobby about beer, they MUST be from Colorado. 

People in Colorado take our beer VERY seriously.  Not all beers make the cut.  Part one of our CO Guy Beer Review Series. Boulder Bottlers Buffalo Stout. 

We take to the streets to see what people think about the Nugget's first round opponants, the LA Clippers. 

What is this Mar-a-jew-ah-nah you speak of? Neverheardofit. 

Just who are these "Clippers" we're playing in the playoffs?  

Puns are about as good as comedy gets... right?  Sorry... 

Steve Danger returns to get his Zip-Line on!  What could POSSIBLY go wrong? 

Let's take to teh street and see what people are writing off on their taxes! 

We're the IRS doing the opposite of making it easy.  Boop! 

Need to get caught up on White Lotus... give me a minute. 

More health tips from RFK Jr.  Or, really... are they coming from the worm? 

Feeling healthy?  RFK Jr. can take care of that!  Another health tip from RFK Jr. and his Brain Worm. 

The 2025 season has started for the Colorado Rockies, I bet it goes SWELL!  

Here's a solution, no money no taxes! 

Tax Time in the US!  With all the cutbacks, is there anyone at the IRS to help.  Let's call and find out. 

Don't fall into any April Fools Traps today!  Good luck out there. 

Fun stuf you can do on April 1st, to torture everyone you love! 

The next financial crisis is coming, quick find a cave to live in! 

Save time and MILLIONS of moneys with these FIVE MINUTE HACKS! 

Financial Crisis looms... we take you to our financial guru Larry Patterson and his wife Karen. 

Now that we have AI to tackle the planet's biggest problems, how are we going to use it? 

Keggs and Eggs.  It's a party.  It's a tradition, but where did it come from?  The pretty-sure-this-is-accurate History Of Keggs and Eggs. 

All this focus on marginalized groups... what about MEN? 

If you don't believe RFK Jr. Knows Health, just ask his brain-worm! More health tips from RFK Jr. and his Brain-Worm. 

More health tips from the guy who knows health, and the worm living in his brain, RFK Jr. and his Brain-Worm. 

Bad things just happen... when you're stoned?  Quick, get yourself some Stoner Insurance! 

Think you're too broke or too late for a spring break trip? Think again!  Your spring break party is waiting at the Aurora Resevoir!  

Hate Daylight Savings (coming up Saturday night)? Here are some alternatives. 

How about more quality health tips from a guy who knows... RFK Jr. and his brain worm! 

Let's go to the top healthcare official in the land (and his brain-worm), and get healthy! 

All these calls... what does one do?!  Introducing, DON'T ANSWER YOUR PHONE!