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What are people doing on Labor Day Weekend? We take to the streets to find out! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wow, to these all mention RFKJ? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

More ads for America's Newest Beef Alternative! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well, OK science, what CAN we eat? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tired of paying high prices for Beef!? Try Mustang Meat! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When the last heat dome happened, we took to the streets to see how it was affecting people's lives. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That Perry, he's up for ANYTHING! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Perry the #2 Pencil getting you stoked for back to school. Here's another way you can use a pencil that is not at all creepy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You're young. What should you do with your life? Have you considered a cult? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thought you had all the time in the world didn't ya? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dispelling Myths every day.... it's MYTH-POOPERS! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What T-Shirt you wear to a concert matters. Don't be "That Guy" but don't try too hard either... let's refer to the experts on the runway. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The department of education says... Nah. Don't go back to school. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Now all the drudgery of life will fall into poetic place. Namaste. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stuck in traffic? Of course you are... here are some things you can do to keep yourself occupied. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Broke? Stop that! Be a billionaire today! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a drought. Save water OR ELSE! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some of us are just too sexy. Well, now there's SMOKING! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Need to know something about the great state of Colorado? You can count on Native Man... er whatever he's called. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There now, don't you feel enlightened? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How well do you know your house robot? I mean really KNOW her? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you donate a kidney, don't keep tabs on it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Please... no More-dor. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sweat! It's SOOOOOO funny! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't suffer any longer. Get help now. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Since there's not a lot of baseball happening at Coors Field, really, it's LoDo's biggest bar! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wait, AC in the pool? Does that work? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get to know our lil parasite friend here, with a salad, a burrito or lick a doorknob! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Right in the BIG, RED... nose. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You going to take these jokes from this clown? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

No sugar daddies we're harmed in the making of this LOL. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The only thing worse than this heat, is some clown that thinks it's funny. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's HOT out there. Here's some tips to beat the heat. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Denver is full. If you're thinking of moving here, maybe you should try UTAH! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

...no YOU'RE immature. In Your Face! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What are you going to do with all that time? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

CLASSIC! Stay out of the hospital this weekend peeps. But if you don't say Hi to Ben as he goes in for that lightbulb. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Getting closer to that cup... but consider the germs... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Football... no not that one. Let's start at the beginning... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's almost the 4th of July, what are your plans? We take to the streets. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Here's how to take a boring world cup soccer game and pour some AWESOME on it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Which is the one that's long as hell and full of taxes? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Even if it gets you fired, some jokes... worth it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This isn't a mocking voice... it's all real! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May need to wash your hands and brush your teeth after this one... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pharma ads have a language of their own. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Classic Dad, for fathers day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We take to the streets to hear what people think about the World Cup being in the US. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The counselors at your kids camp are already kinda over it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

No chicken-fights! Damn that water is cold. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'm sure we mean this metaphorically probably. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.