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Classic LOL about the fast way to having giant pumpkins. 

All the horrors the Centennial State has to offer.  

Is your Rapture not moving like it should?  Clogged, Stuck Raptures need Roto Rapture! 

How LITTLE can you do for your halloween decorations?  Also, what's REALLY going to scare some people? 

As is tradition in Colorado around October 1st everyone decorates their Subaru for Halloween.  Yes EVERYONE! 

Happy Halloween!  Stay at the Motel 666.  Any similarity to an actual business is wholy imagined by you. 

Elon finds himself on hard times.  He needs YOUR help to get back on top... won't you please give to his GOFUNDYOURSELF... er. GOFUNDME? 

We take to the streets to see what people are thinking about the Broncos squad this year.  

Nothing is more adrenaline packed than this Colorado outdoor pastime... is it speed skiing? Downhill mountainbiking? No... it's LEAF PEEPING!! 

Your kid is WAY addicted to screens... I have no idea where he gets it from... 

So, Mom and Dad, maybe your child's problem is that they're a demon from hell. 

Only those of the highest moral character get in?  Sounds like a good way to go out of business in 2025.  Bad is IN!  Everybody is welcome in Heaven 2.0! 

What do you use for cyber security?  Why not use the #1 Defense in the NFL!? 

The Colorado Department Of Transit... THAT name needs a makeover, how about CDOT +!? 

WAY more than you needed to know about La Junta. 

LOL From 2009.  Makes you think about how much you should spend on expert advice, and staplers. 

We take to the streets to hear what people's Oktoberfest plans look like.  

Feel like the dating pool is too small?  Maybe you should cast a bigger net, and try Mermen! 

Non alcoholic drinks are huge right now.  So who needs Oktoberfest when you could go to Mocktoberfest!? 

It's Oktoberfest season!  Let's do this right. Throwback Thursday LOL. 

Don't pay with your Pal, pay with your soul! 

"More than they got prarie dogs in Pueblo" should be an expression.  What do you do with all these prarie dogs? 

There's a beer you MUST try... or maybe not.  Platte River Beer tastes JUST like you might expect. 

So let's get out on the street and ask some more people what their Labor Day Weekend plans are. 

Today we lay to rest yet another Colorado Rockies Baseball season.  Special guest mascott Dinger The Dinosaur. At least their suffering is over. 

We take to the streets to find out what people are planning for Labor Day Weekend. 

If you need a pick-me-up, why not buy stuff on line!?  That will help. 

Radioactive Shrimp From Wal-Mars!  That is a baddass late night movie!  BTW send your shrimp back... 

And just like that... it's done. 

Elon Musk is starting "The America Party".  Will it make sense?  ...does Elon? 

Love Island, I've heard of that. Is it just exactly what I think it is?  Spoiler alert...  

You know what you'll like... weekends!  Except, whoops... it's over. 

Perry gets you stoked for Back To School by teaching you to make a compass with a bunch of items you probably wouldn't have on you if you needed a compass.  Perry is done with this BS. 

Perry The #2 Pencil and Back To School Spokes-Pencil, is back again to tell you how to make Back To School Funer and maybe to exact a little revenge. 

Get excited for back to school kids!  Your buddy Perry the #2 Pencil is back with another Tip about how to have fun with your pencil, and avoid divorce attourneys! 

Throwback!  Remember Perry the #2 Pencil?  Getting you excited to go back to school with a back to school "tip"!  These start off strong, but Perry... are you ok? More episodes coming soon, in fact, starting tomorrow! 

We take to the streets to find out what local beers everyone is excited about trying at the Great American Beer Fest.  We meet some characters. 

Need money? Start an Onlyfans... no, not for YOU. 

So hot you could fry an egg onthe sidewalk?  Yeah, but... 

This camp has lots of oportunities to... build character.  

We get it.  For parents, summer is LONG.  Camp is calling, kids! 

Humans... amiright? Sheesh. 

Humans are weird. 

Throwing a Fantasy football draft party? Here's a few things to consider. 

It's Colorado, we LOVE outdoor activities.  And maybe we have a death wish. 

Things going too well with your night out?  You need SHOTS! 

Don't be the only coach in your Fantasy Football league to not have a clever name for your team.  Here's some team names that have already been taken. 

George has something to say about sunscreen, and summer in general... here we go... 

Making summer the best it can be.  Have we told you about sunscreen!? 

Throwback Thursday even on a Friday.  Feel too good? Try HANGOVERS! 

Who couldin't use some advice on how to have a great summer!?