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How well do you know your house robot? I mean really KNOW her? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you donate a kidney, don't keep tabs on it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Please... no More-dor. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sweat! It's SOOOOOO funny! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't suffer any longer. Get help now. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Since there's not a lot of baseball happening at Coors Field, really, it's LoDo's biggest bar! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wait, AC in the pool? Does that work? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get to know our lil parasite friend here, with a salad, a burrito or lick a doorknob! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Right in the BIG, RED... nose. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You going to take these jokes from this clown? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

No sugar daddies we're harmed in the making of this LOL. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The only thing worse than this heat, is some clown that thinks it's funny. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's HOT out there. Here's some tips to beat the heat. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Denver is full. If you're thinking of moving here, maybe you should try UTAH! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

...no YOU'RE immature. In Your Face! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What are you going to do with all that time? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

CLASSIC! Stay out of the hospital this weekend peeps. But if you don't say Hi to Ben as he goes in for that lightbulb. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Getting closer to that cup... but consider the germs... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Football... no not that one. Let's start at the beginning... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's almost the 4th of July, what are your plans? We take to the streets. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Here's how to take a boring world cup soccer game and pour some AWESOME on it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Which is the one that's long as hell and full of taxes? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Even if it gets you fired, some jokes... worth it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This isn't a mocking voice... it's all real! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May need to wash your hands and brush your teeth after this one... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pharma ads have a language of their own. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Classic Dad, for fathers day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We take to the streets to hear what people think about the World Cup being in the US. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The counselors at your kids camp are already kinda over it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

No chicken-fights! Damn that water is cold. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'm sure we mean this metaphorically probably. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Overheating can happen from Blu Tooth contact. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Paul has very specific dietary requirements maybe. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

For all your infectious needs! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Just offering a helping handy... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't give squishy... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why is the DIA construction project taking so long?... reasons. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's a dating app for everyone now... including hoarders! Introducing E-Hoard! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As opposed to Look Minning. Well at least you tried. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hantavirus never sounded so sexy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Maybe this is what Mom REALLY wants for Mothers Day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy May The 4th (be with you). "This is the podcast you're looking for". See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's always in my hand, I just don't notice anymore. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Possibly the funniest LOL ever. Thanks to our friend and collaborator John. Writing credit goes to him, but we like to think we were the inspiration. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I should look at my phone to see if I should look at my phone. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

So dumb, my spellcheck broke. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I was just dumb enough to lock myself out of the podcasting software, so trust me I know what I'm talking about here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why wait till you go OUT to drink? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

So you're unemployed, what now? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Now that this is the end, what if I have questions? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feels like we're not far. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.