Not Uncut

Shabbat Shalom or whatever! The topic is SNOW DAYS, we guess? For arguably no reason except an excuse to talk to each other, Harley, Alex and Goy Boy reunited a few months back via passable Zoom audio to discuss snow days, grudges against superintendents, unenjoyable board game parties and Milton Bradley's discontinued horny classic from 1987. We hope you're safe and vaxxed if possible! Miss u xoxoxo

Shabbat Shalom! This week’s topic is CAMP COUNSELORS. Harley, Alex and Goy Boy discuss why being a camp counselor can be so rewarding, how difficult it is to actually punish kids at camp, how to go above and beyond to help a child that has peed their pants, and bribing kids with sugar. Plus, Harley and Alex compete in America’s new favorite game show, The Goylywed Game, and we end with a HUGE CLIFFHANGER! This episode marks the end of Season 2, thanks for listening! Don’t go anywhere...we’ll be back with Season 3 ASAP. Be a mensch and subscribe, rate and review on iTunes or wherever you're listening! More fun stuff at notuncutpod.com Follow us @notuncutpod on Twitter and Instagram Theme song and audio mastering by Adam J Salsberg (goodnowsound.com)

Shabbat Shalom! This week Harley and Alex did some actual reporting, and they file a story with Goy Boy about their visit to the farewell party for Chet's Video & Candy Shoppe, one of the last video stores in the US! They talked to founders Chet and Carrie, as well as several former employees and patrons, about what they'll miss about video stores, why Chet's was such a special place, and of course, the infamous curtain. Plus, Richard tells us all about The Great Race. Be a mensch and subscribe, rate and review on iTunes or wherever you're listening! More fun stuff at notuncutpod.com Follow us @notuncutpod on Twitter and Instagram Theme song and audio mastering by Adam Salsberg (radamj.com) Thanks Again to Chet's! www.chetsvideostore.com

Shabbat Shalom! This week’s topic is EARNING MONEY. Harley, Alex, Goy Boy and guest co-host Max discuss doing chores for allowance, shoveling snow for elderly neighbors, after-school jobs, farm work, and spending money on popular Nickelodeon brand goos. Plus, we hear from some listeners about how they earned money as a kid, leading to a tense shoe-shine debate. Be a mensch and subscribe, rate and review on iTunes or wherever you're listening! More fun stuff at notuncutpod.com Follow us @notuncutpod on Twitter and Instagram Theme song and audio mastering by Adam Salsberg (goodnowsound.com)

Shabbat Shalom! This week we have some very special guests you grew up loving: Jeff Thacher and Scott Leonard from ROCKAPELLA! Harley, Alex and Goy Boy talk with Jeff and Scott about acapella before it was cool, sending auditions through the mail, crazy/terrifying fan encounters, and of course, the behind the scenes of everyone’s favorite geography game show, Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego! Be a mensch and subscribe, rate and review on iTunes or wherever you're listening! More fun stuff at notuncutpod.com Follow us @notuncutpod on Twitter and Instagram Theme song and audio mastering by Adam Salsberg (radamj.com) Acapella theme song by Rob Morris

Shabbat Shalom! Harley and Alex have returned from Vegas with many stories to tell about PUBLIC EMBARRASSMENT. Harley, Alex and Goy Boy discuss being called out by comedians, being embarrassed on purpose by your friends, how to respond to sidewalk solicitors, and what happens when you anger an Elvis impersonator. Plus, Alex was shamed on an airplane. Be a mensch and subscribe, rate and review on iTunes or wherever you're listening! More fun stuff at notuncutpod.com Follow us @notuncutpod on Twitter and Instagram Theme song and audio mastering by Adam Salsberg (radamj.com)

Shabbat Shalom! This week’s topic is GETTING IN TROUBLE. Harley, Alex and Goy Boy discuss being called to the principal's office, whether "permanent records" are a real threat, being framed for playground crimes, and Goy Boy's disruption of an international space mission. Plus, Harley updates us on his bathroom misadventures. Be a mensch and subscribe, rate and review on iTunes or wherever you're listening! More fun stuff at notuncutpod.com Follow us @notuncutpod on Twitter and Instagram Theme song, bathroom remix and audio mastering by Adam Salsberg (radamj.com)

Shabbat Shalom...It's good to be back! This week’s topic is SCHOOL DANCES. Harley, Alex and Goy Boy discuss "snowball dances," what the way you hold someone while slow dancing says about your feelings for them, and inappropriate school dance song selections. Plus they dig into current school dance news, and Harley is given a brand new bathroom anxiety. Be a mensch and subscribe, rate and review on iTunes or wherever you're listening! More fun stuff at notuncutpod.com Follow us @notuncutpod on Twitter and Instagram Theme song and audio mastering by Adam Salsberg (radamj.com)

Shalom. We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of a dear friend: AOL INSTANT MESSENGER. Harley, Alex and guest co-host Max (AKA Oy Boy) discuss buddy lists, choosing a screen-name, sneaky AIM conversation starters, unsavory chat room behavior, dial-up, and creating new screen-names specifically for vigilante justice. Then, to truly honor AIM, Harley, Alex and Oy Boy perform dramatic readings of actual embarrassing AIM conversations from their past. Plus, someone from our Halloween episode calls us back to clear their name of sub-peeves status. Be a mensch and subscribe, rate and review on iTunes or wherever you're listening! More fun stuff at notuncutpod.com Follow us @notuncutpod on Twitter and Instagram Theme song and audio mastering by Adam Salsberg (radamj.com)

Shabbat Shalom! As our podcast turns 16 episodes old, we finally have a license to talk about the topic of DRIVING. Harley, Alex and Goy Boy discuss strange driver’s ed teachers, failed driving tests, getting out of speeding tickets, traffic court, and running over Italian meats. Plus, Harley calls us from the future with a fitting update. Be a mensch and subscribe, rate and review on iTunes or wherever you're listening! More fun stuff at notuncutpod.com Follow us @notuncutpod on Twitter and Instagram Theme song and audio mastering by Adam Salsberg (radamj.com)

Shabbat Shalom and Happy Halloween! This week’s topic is SCARY TV SHOWS. Harley, Alex, Goy Boy and guest co-host Max discuss episodes of the classic Nick show "Are You Afraid of the Dark" that have stuck with them to this day. They then broaden the discussion to include PBS math shows, because Alex was too scared to watch AYAOTD. Plus, we hear from some fans, friends and family about TV shows from their childhood that they can't forget no matter how hard they try. Clips we discuss available at notuncutpod.com! Be a mensch and subscribe, rate and review on iTunes or wherever you're listening! Follow us @notuncutpod on Twitter and Instagram Theme song and audio mastering by Adam Salsberg (radamj.com)

Shabbat Shalom! This week’s topic is THE DENTIST. Harley, Alex and Goy Boy discuss mean hygienists, dental phobia, dentist goodie bags, those horrible-tasting fluoride trays and whether acidic saliva is a real diagnosis or a scam. Plus, Harley and Alex make amends with Goy Boy after last week's...um...outburst. Be a mensch and subscribe, rate and review on iTunes or wherever you're listening! More fun stuff at notuncutpod.com Follow us @notuncutpod on Twitter and Instagram Theme song and audio mastering by Adam Salsberg (radamj.com)

Shana Tova and welcome to Season 2 of Not Uncut! Let's go back to school with this week’s topic: SCHOOL SUPPLIES. Harley, Alex and Goy Boy discuss way-too-early back to school ads, school stores, horrific mechanical pencil stabbings and controversial prizes for supply organization. Plus, Alex surprises Harley and Goy Boy with a gift that leads to an epic olfactory contest. Be a mensch and subscribe, rate and review on iTunes or wherever you're listening! More fun stuff at notuncutpod.com Follow us @notuncutpod on Twitter and Instagram Theme song and audio mastering by Adam Salsberg (radamj.com)

Shabbat Shalom! Welcome to PART 2 of our Summer Camp spectacular, where the topic is OVERNIGHT CAMP. Harley, Alex and Goy Boy never went to overnight camp, so they chat with Nicole, Chewy, Cassandra, Duncan & Winskidoodledandy to hear all about underwear-related pranks, dangerous candy delivery systems, inappropriate horse placement, scary European children, strict nun counselors and the worst ways to try to impress the opposite sex. This episode marks the end of Season 1, but don’t go anywhere...we’ll be back with Season 2 before you know it! Be a mensch and subscribe, rate and review on iTunes or wherever you're listening! More fun stuff at notuncutpod.com Follow us @notuncutpod on Twitter and Instagram Theme song and audio mastering by Adam Salsberg (radamj.com)

Shabbat Shalom! Welcome to PART 1 of our Summer Camp spectacular, where the topic is DAY CAMP. Harley, Alex and Goy Boy discuss dangerous camp activities where you might lose an eye, swimming with your shirt on, how scary the first day of camp is, when art camps get too artsy, and some very inappropriate counselor orientation games. Plus, Alex saved his original poetry from 4th grade. Tune in 2 weeks from now for PART 2, where we find out if we missed anything by not going to overnight camp! Be a mensch and subscribe, rate and review on iTunes or wherever you're listening! More fun stuff at notuncutpod.com Follow us @notuncutpod on Twitter and Instagram Theme song and audio mastering by Adam Salsberg (radamj.com)

Shabbat Shalom! This week’s topic is VIDEO STORES. Harley, Alex and Goy Boy discuss an age before streaming video, including VHS tape availability, sneaking food into the movies, VHS tracking, blowing into Nintendo games, creepy video game store proprietors, and what’s behind that mysterious video store curtain. Plus, they follow up with Chewy about his epic 7th grade geography failure in Episode 3. Be a mensch and subscribe, rate and review on iTunes or wherever you're listening! More fun stuff at notuncutpod.com Follow us @notuncutpod on Twitter and Instagram Theme song and audio mastering by Adam Salsberg (radamj.com)

Shabbat Shalom! This week’s topic is KISSING. Oooooh! Harley, Alex and Goy Boy discuss nervous first kisses, frustrating missed kisses, being late bloomers, mini-golf dates, dating as a camp counselor, and what happens when there’s too much build-up on instant messenger. Be a mensch and subscribe, rate and review on iTunes or wherever else you’re listening! More fun stuff at notuncutpod.com Follow us @notuncutpod on Twitter and Instagram Theme song and audio mastering by Adam Salsberg (radamj.com)

Shabbat Shalom! This week’s topic is BABYSITTERS. Harley, Alex and Goy Boy discuss being left alone with only-slightly-older babysitters, being left alone with no babysitters at all, secretly watching videos on MTV and nudity on HBO, and one terrifying autumn night. Plus, Goy Boy grew up with a pizza room in his house. Be a mensch and subscribe, rate and review on iTunes or wherever else you’re listening! More fun stuff at notuncutpod.com Follow us @notuncutpod on Twitter and Instagram Theme song and audio mastering by Adam Salsberg (radamj.com)

Shabbat Shalom! This week’s topic is TOYS. Harley, Alex and Goy Boy discuss how to play Pogs, the great Beanie Baby boom of ’99, the darkness of Don’t Wake Daddy, dolls that could poop, how to keep your child from eating Easy-Bake Oven food, and pretty much everything else they either played with or wanted their parents to purchase for them in the 90s. Be a mensch and subscribe, rate and review on iTunes or wherever else you’re listening! More fun stuff at notuncutpod.com Follow us @notuncutpod on Twitter and Instagram Theme song and audio mastering by Adam Salsberg (radamj.com)

Shabbat Shalom! This week’s topic is EXCUSES. Harley, Alex and Goy Boy discuss faking sick to get out of school, convincing the school nurse to call your mom, and what to tell your job if you oversleep by two hours. Plus, Harley saved a review of his high school musical performance. Be a mensch and subscribe, rate and review on iTunes or wherever you're listening! More fun stuff at notuncutpod.com Follow us @notuncutpod on Twitter and Instagram Theme song and audio mastering by Adam Salsberg (radamj.com)

Shabbat Shalom! This week’s topic is THE BATHROOM. Harley, Alex and Goy Boy discuss shy bladder, bathroom lines, the pros and cons of urinals, mysterious doors inside stalls, and what to say when someone knocks. Plus, Goy Boy gets sworn in as Judge Goy Boy and takes on his first case: Harley v. Alex, where he’ll rule on whether or not Alex is at fault for letting a stranger walk in on Harley in a Maine rest stop bathroom in 2012. Be a mensch and subscribe, rate and review on iTunes! More fun stuff at notuncutpod.com Follow us @notuncutpod on Twitter and Instagram Theme song and audio mastering by Adam Salsberg (radamj.com) Judge Goy Boy announcer: Dean Wendt (VOthatsREAL.com)

Shabbat Shalom! This week's topic is NICKELODEON, with special guest Claudia, a Nickelodeon GUTS winner! Claudia talks with Harley, Alex and Goy Boy about her experience competing on GUTS, meeting the hosts, complementary sandwiches and sneakers (pumps!), taking chances, and defeating Chance. Plus, Harley went on a Nickelodeon internet binge and Alex got slimed as an adult. Watch Claudia on GUTS: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xdu1fr_nickelodeon-guts-claudia-chance-chr_shortfilms Be a mensch and subscribe, rate and review on iTunes!
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Shabbat Shalom! This week's topic is CHEATING IN SCHOOL. Harley, Alex and Goy Boy discuss copying off your friend's paper, elementary school grading procedures, doodling on tests, and the importance of learning the skeletal system. Plus, Alex saved the resume he made when he was 14. And don't miss the brief cameo from Harley's mother! Be a mensch and subscribe, rate and review on iTunes! More fun stuff at notuncutpod.com Follow us @notuncutpod on Twitter and Instagram Our theme song is by Adam Salsberg (radamj.com)

Shabbat Shalom! This week's topic is BAR MITZVAHS. Harley, Alex and Goy Boy talk about who you have to invite, "Coke and Pepsi," CD singles, Will Smith and Harley stealing Alex's spotlight at his Bar Mitzvah party. Plus, Harley saved a 14-year-old chocolate bar and it's not non-perishable. Be a mensch and subscribe, rate and review on iTunes! More fun stuff at notuncutpod.com Follow us @notuncutpod on Twitter and Instagram Our theme song is by Adam Salsberg (radamj.com)

Shabbat Shalom and welcome to Not Uncut, the podcast about growing up! This week's topic is KINDERGARTEN. Harley, Alex and Goy Boy talk about how they met, vows of silence, pump up shoes, peeing their pants, and Harley's bus escort. Plus, Harley saved a love letter from camp. Be a mensch and subscribe, rate and review on iTunes! More fun stuff at notuncutpod.com Follow us @notuncutpod on Twitter and Instagram Our theme song is by Adam Salsberg (radamj.com)