One Hundred Lunatics

Cleansed by fire, fueled by vengeance, a gardener transcends his perversions to become a god. Permalink

A struggling Texas family wards off an onslaught of disrespectful trespassers. Permalink

An Irish folklorist desperately fights to protect his life savings from a casino full of thieves. Permalink

A lonely woman battles a misfit couple for custody of two loyal, little girls. Permalink

Two nerds build a beautiful woman from scratch just so they can friendzone her to death. Permalink

A young man struggles with obsession, social boundaries, and awkward phone etiquette. Permalink

Like the title, the Blair Witch takes a back seat while stereotypes lose their shit in an old factory. Permalink

He's a monster you summon to kill other monsters for the low, low price of one innocent child's life. Permalink

Jason's actions and motivations make a lot more sense in this better-than-it-should-be remake. Permalink

A shy gentleman gets into some Halloween antics when he stumbles across a suburb of careless coeds. Permalink

Last Action Hero's Tom Noonan creeps everyone right the hell out in an 80's horror super-homage. Permalink

The original was perfect, so let's make it not that. In fact, put Nicolas Cage in it and break his legs. Permalink

A cocky scientist has an embarrassing mishap with a dead cat and his roommate's refrigerator. Permalink

Demons, sluts, and a crazy weird boob scene. This sequel honors the formula that demon-birthed it. Permalink

A famous actress deals with an unwanted house guest and helps a jaded priest rekindle his faith. Permalink

An elderly little person helps a teenage boy distance himself from his abusive, alcoholic uncle. Permalink

After learning of his terminal cancer, a depressed philosopher finds inspiration in elaborate games. Permalink

You may wish to forget everything about Night of the Demons, but one scene will stick with you forever. Permalink

A paranoid police detective oppresses a tribe of islanders with a struggling fruit-based economy. Permalink

Outcast roommates mend their relationship by starting an independent film production company. Permalink

An elite financial organization inducts powerful women to bring feminism to its ultimate form. Permalink

After years of wrongful imprisonment, a diminutive cobbler is robbed by a motley crew of painters. Permalink

The age-old tale of a conservative single mother dealing with the puberty of her telekinetic daughter. Permalink

Amateur documentarians misinterpret a friendly gift and enrage a rural community matriarch. Permalink

Failing to satisfy at a child's birthday party, a tragic clown gets one more chance to giggle-up the yucks. Permalink

An illegal alien conflicts with small town law enforcement until a pregnancy binds them under one cause. Permalink

Our analysis of Freddy and Jason has caught the attention of something show-changing...and demonic.

A bonus episode to properly capstone our slasher saga series.

In the penultimate episode of this podcast series, horror's most notorious slashers finally come together in a cinematic universe crossover worthy of a final analysis. Permalink

With nothing sacred left to tarnish, the Jason series can finally let loose and just have fun in a unanimously adored culmination of slasher insanity. Permalink

Daniel goes above and beyond to convince his co-hosts that New Line's obsession with possession was exactly what the franchise needed. Permalink

We learn that when you try to reclaim a story that's no longer yours, it's hard not to seem like a dick. Permalink

Daniel absorbs a crushing blow as Jason Takes Manhattan tests the patience of all who lay eyes upon it. Permalink

Kane Hodder steps in to take over Jason's role (and Nathan's loins) and everyone is pleasantly surprised to have enjoyed such a late series sequel. S.T.a.B.Sex.David and Robin, Ben and Kate, and Russell and Sandra all get it on in different rooms in the same scene. Impressive.Tits.Sandra plays this installment's critical skinny dipperRobin decides to NOT be the girl that pulls the sheet above her breastsBody Count.Jane takes a spike to the head.Michael gets spiked in the back.Dan is punched through his torso and has his neck broken.Judy is smashed against a tree in her sleeping bagRussell's face is axed.Sandra is drowned. (rare)Maddy is sliced with a sickle.Ben gets the ol' barehanded skull crush.Kate's eye is impaled with a noisemaker.David is stabbed in the stomach.Eddie receives the patented "Ginny Chop"Robin is tossed out the second story window. (questionable)Tina's mom is stabbed with a huge farming blade.Dr. Crews is gutted with an impressive tree-trimming saw.Melissa receives a well deserved ax to the face.And don't forget that Tina killed her father. That's one to Tina. Name * First Name Last Name Do you think Robin's fall was fatal? * Help settle the debate. Of course, otherwise she'd have returned with help. 15 foot fall into the mud? Please. Broken ribs, maybe. STaB us with your mind thoughts * Make limited choices based on what I've chosen for you. Kane is insane. More, please. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree This part 7 slasher is surprisingly competent. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree Actually, I'm OK with zombie dad ending. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree Message * We read these on the show. Hope you had something interesting to say. Permalink

The whole cast is here to usher Freddy into the afterlife, for real "for real" this time. Name * First Name Last Name Do you think the franchise was hijacked by the Drug War? * Help settle the debate. Kept waiting for Helen Hunt to jump out a window. I watched this movie on mute with my eyes closed. Stab Us...With Your Opinions * The "schlock atmosphere" definitely feels different. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree They should have expanded on Freddy's glove prototypes. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree Spencer's looped death scene could replace water boarding. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree Message * Thank you! S.T.a.B.Sex.None. No nudity, either. Once the franchise was morphed into a marketing machine, nudity seemed to disappear.Timeline.It's been ten years since the events of Dream Child, putting the Freddy universe right around the year 2000.Body Count.Freddy scrapes his blades against a chalkboard until Carlos' head explodesSpencer is drawn into a video game and thrown down a nightmare holeJohn makes a bad bet, getting separated from his parachute and attached to a bed of spikesPermalink

Jason is back, for real this time, and while Daniel and Jonathan have fun, it's Nathan's little horror hating heart that is most thankful for his return. S.T.a.B.Sex.Cort and Nikki get the RV a rockin'Tits.None. I'm not condoning this horrible oversight, but if there has to be a Jason movie without breasts, I'm glad it's this one. Body Count. Hawes has his heart punched out the back of his chest.Darryn is impaled with a fence post and flung into the woods.Lisbeth has her skull pierced to the ground with the same post.Burt is unarmed and impaled against a tree.Stan is 1 of 3 in a classy triple decapitation.Katie is 2 of 3.Larry is 3 of 3.Caretaker Martin truly does die by the bottle...being stabbed in his neck.Steve is skewered onto a machete with Annette.Annette is skewered onto a machete with Steve.Nikki gets her face molded into the metal siding of an RV.Cort is stabbed through the ear with a knife.Sissy's head is twisted OFF.Paula is liquefied all over her cabin. (*100 Lunatics Favorite*)Officer Thornton takes a hunting dart to the face.Officer Pappas earns a good ol' barehanded skull crushing.Sheriff Garris is folded in half. Backwards.Roy is dismembered, presumably. Name * First Name Last Name Were those Roy's bloody limbs? * Help settle the debate. Of course they were. His glasses, his limbs. Of course they were. Why else include that scene? Stab Us * with your thoughts Thank God Jason is back for real this time. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree A little bit of comedy makes Jason a lot more fun. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree I think the Final Chapter should have been the FINAL chapter. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree Message * Thank you! Permalink

This "new beginning" seems to be missing something, but not everyone finds it lacking. No one knows where to settle with this controversial installment. How Did It S.T.a.C.K.?Sex.Lana's breasts are ready for showtimeTina and Eddie get naked and then Eddie goes to the lake to wash up. I think sex happenedAn uncharacteristically lengthy shot of Tina topless in the pastureRobin wonderfully represents the smaller breasted communityShe's technically clothed, but the rain renders Pam's thin white shirt invisibleTimeline.Tommy's age is never discussed and the year is never mentioned. We assume Tommy is in his late teens/early twenties, putting the timeline of events in the mid 90s. This is the third Friday the 13th movie in a row that does not take place on Friday the 13th.Creative Kills.Victor kills Joey with an axRoy jams a lit road flare down Vinnie's throatRoy slits Pete's neck with a macheteRoy plants an ax in Billy's bald spotRoy replants that ax in Lana's chestRoy stabs a knife into the vagabond's stomach (Raymond)Roy cuts through Tina's eyes with a tree trimmerRoy crushes Eddie's skull with a makeshift leather sinch (*100 Lunatics Favorite*)Roy slices Anita's throatRoy impales Demon with a metal rodRoy chops Junior's head off with a cleaverRoy sinks a cleaver in Ethel's foreheadRoy recycles the cleaver into Jake's faceRoy stabs Robin with a machete Kevin Bacon styleRoy sticks Violet in the stomach with a macheteRoy makes a bloody smile on Duke's neck (the gross EMT)Roy stakes Matthew Letter through the headRoy gouges the eyes of Grandpa GeorgeTommy drops Roy onto a tractor harrow (spike bed) Name * First Name Last Name Did the Movie Triumph? * Was the movie triumphant as a stand alone film AND/OR was it triumphant within the franchise? Double Triumph. This film is underrated. Triumphant alone, but a franchise failure. Solo failure, triumphant franchise installment. Triumph triumph triumph great, now the word sounds fake How Did It Stack for You? I would've liked to have seen a "Tommy as Jason" trilogy. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree Roy is a more efficient killer than Jason. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree This is the Nightmare on Elm Street 2 of the Friday franchise. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree Message Thank you! Permalink

Things even out as Jonathan reluctantly stoops to Nathan's level, leaving Daniel to protect baby Freddy like his own dream child. How Did It S.T.a.C.K.?Sex.None. Alice's butt makes up the only nudity. Tsk tsk.Tropes.We've followed Freddy all the way through the 80s and the series has proven to have avoided the big "race trope." With the exception of Sheila from part four, whose death hardly warrants a pattern, everyone has a fair chance of surviving. As long as you're a woman.Creative Kills.Dan is metamotorcyclorphosized and crashed into a truckGreta is hamster-cheeked until she chokesMark is reduced to two dimensions and finely shredded (reluctantly chosen *100 Lunatics Favorite*)This is the lowest death count we've seen yet. So much focus went into longer and more elaborate nightmare sequences, you don't realize how few people actually die. Freddy is all about the psychological torture as we near the close of the series. Name * First Name Last Name Settle the Debate * Love it, like Daniel and Jasmine, or leave it, like Nathan and Jonathan, who are dumb. Dream births, talking fetuses, womb-Freddy--what's not to like? I'm dumb and I want to be associated with dumb people. Your Two Cents Though it's a wild movie, it doesn't break any franchise rules. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree Censoring Greta's death scene destroyed it. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree Freddy has gone too goofy. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree Message Thank you! Permalink

Jonathan skirts closer and closer to the Dark Side as new rules enter the podcast. Will a shared love for Crispin Hellion Glover be enough to save the guys from total chaos? How Did It S.T.a.C.K.?Sex.Jimmy proves he's incredible with TinaSamantha shows off her tan-lined breastsTwins Terri AND Tina go topless7 pairs of vintage dame danglersTimeline.Start's at the crime scene from Part 3 on the night of Monday the 16th. We meet the teens and the Jarvis family the next day, Tuesday the 17th. Skinny dipping, partying, and murdering all happen the following day on Wednesday the 18th, 1985. Creative Kills.Jason saws Axel's neck and twists his head backwardNurse Morgan is stabbed in the stomach and cut open"Fatty Patty" the hitchhiker is stabbed in the neckSamantha is stabbed through her stomachPaul is stabbed in the dick with a harpoon gun and hoisted into the air *100 Lunatics Favorite*Terri is stabbed in the back with a spearJimmy gets corkscrewed and a cleaver to the faceTina is thrown onto a car from the second story windowTed is stabbed in the back of the headJason crushes Doug's skull with his bare handSara gets a very well timed ax to the chestRob "He's killing me!" Dyer is garden clawed to death*The "deaths" of Jason and Mrs. Jarvis were not included for reasons discussed in the podcast. Name * First Name Last Name Settle a Debate * Who do you side with on the "appropriate level of little boy spaz-ness" issue? Daniel has a B.S. in Developmental Psychology Nate & Jon were never boys. They were born from shadows and lies. Your Two Cents How did it stack for you? Best Friday the 13th so far. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree Jason is definitely dead. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree This isn't just a good Jason movie, it's a good movie period. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree Message * Thank you! Permalink

There comes a time in every franchise's life when you have to let it go...completely off the rails. Nathan almost leaves the podcast and Daniel defends fire-pissing dogs. How Did It S.T.a.C.K.?Sex.A super model from Joey's poster appears topless inside his waterbedTropes.We have our first sign of a possible "minorities die first" trope. I don't include Kincaid's death, since he is a SURVIVOR from Dream Warriors, but Sheila, now there you have an argument. Nerdy black Sheila gets Freddy'd first from the new cast. Creative Kills.Freddy stabs Kincaid in the stomach with his glove...a few timesJoey is drowned inside his own waterbedKristen is thrown into a furnace and burned aliveFreddy makes out with Sheila and sucks her up like an empty toothpaste tubeRick takes Freddy's glove to the stomach after an invisible fightDebbie is transformed into a roach and then squished inside of a roach motel***Freddy's death is so cool we had to include it in some form. The souls within him are charged to action by Alice's dirty work. Tiny arms protrude from Freddy's torso and bind him to the wall as they literally tear his face apart. He's eternal, though, so yes on the creative part, no on the kill part.*** Debbie Debate * Did Debbie's elbows snap, because they were bent too far or because she pushed back so hard? Pretty clear that they were bent too far. For 30 pieces of silver, I'll do anything. Dream Mastery You know how we feel. Your turn. I am completely on board with the direction of this installment. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree I prefer Patricia Arquette over Tuesday Knight. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree Rapping Freddy makes sense. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree Name * First Name Last Name Message Thank you! Permalink

Looks like "Third time's the charm" applies to the Voorhees franchise as well. Daniel and Jonathan get the Jason they remember and Nathan gets...let down. How Did It S.T.a.C.K.? Sex.Andy and Debbie pull off some puzzling grunt work in a hammockPregnant Deb gives us a classy exposition in the showerTimeline. Important to note that the events of this film take place immediately after Friday the 13th Part 2. Jason heads to Harold and Edna's to acquire some new clothes on the evening of Saturday the 14th and then stumbles across Chris and her friends Sunday the 15th. Chris is carted off to the loony bin on the morning of Monday the 16th. Creative Kills.Harold takes a cleaver to the chest.Edna finds her missing sewing needle impaled through the back of her skull and out the front of her mouth. Fox dangles from a beam with a pitchfork through her neck. Loco's torso is completely penetrated with a different pitchfork. Vera receives the honor of Jason's first masked kill - harpoon in the eye. While walking on his hands, Andy gets crotch-chopped with a machete. Debbie is Kevin Baconed while reading on the hammock. Chuck is thrown into the fuse box and electrocuted. Shelly finally drains out from a slit throat. Chili is impaled with a hot poker. Jason crushes Rick's skull with his bare hands. Ali gets mercilessly machete'd for not staying dead. Name * First Name Last Name Help Settle the Debate * This film is known as being the only F13 film where no one says "Jason." Nathan claims they say it in the ending from Part 2. Does that count? Of course not, that's stupid. I'm not allowed to drive a car. How Does It Stack...For You? Let us know what you think. Jason finally getting his mask makes all the difference. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree Part 3 is the best Friday the 13th yet. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree I ONLY like watching movies in 3D. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree Message * Thank you! Permalink

The guys bring in a local dream expert to deal with Nancy's return and assess everyone's dream powers. How Did It S.T.a.C.K.? Sex. Nurse Marcie exposes her dream dobbers to JoeyTropes.Both the Black guys survive. In a 1980s slasher film. How's that for anti-trope? Creative Kills.Freddy turns Phillip into a marionette with his own tendons and walks him out of a high rise windowFreddy jams Jennifer's head into the TV, electrocuting herFreddy stabs Will in his chest after a wizard "battle" Taryn gets overdosed by Freddy's syringe-fingersMr. Thompson is impaled on the fin of the Cadillac he used to hide Freddy's bonesFreddy stabs poor, sweet, innocent Nancy after a diabolical ruse Name * First Name Last Name Who Best Represents You? * Whose voice really seduces your ears? Daniel is...what's better than genius? Nathan is soulless, like me. Jon sounds like he's into Magic. This should be Jasmine's podcast. Tell Us Where You Stand Come on, it's only three questions. This is the Freddy movie I remembered most. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree I prefer the smart-ass jester version of Krueger. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree Nancy's death made me cry. (Choose wisely) Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree Message * Thank you! Permalink

Hey, who's the new guy? Jonathan joins Daniel and Nathan in sort of admiring the post-Pamela, pre-hockey mask debut of Jason Voorhees. How Did It S.T.a.C.K.? Sex.Sandra and Jeff get busy in a no nudity kind of wayTerry goes dippin' skinny and gives us our first full frontalTimeline.The first film takes place on Friday the 13th, June, 1980. This checks out. June 13th did fall on a Friday in 1980. Paul says in the second film that it's once again Friday the 13th and the year is 1985. Only September and December had Fridays fall on the 13th in 1985, so assuming the counselors wouldn't go swimming in the middle of winter, Jason is stalking a rare autumn camp.Creative Kills.Lone survivor, Alice, gets to join her friends when Jason ice picks her face.Jason strangles Crazy Ralph with barb wire.Jason sinks the back end of a hammer into Deputy Winslow's skull. Jason drags his machete across Scott's neck as he hangs in a trap. Jason kills Terry off screen (body confirmed). Jason sinks the dull side of his machete deep into Mark's face, sending him and his wheelchair down a lengthy flight of stairs. *100 Lunatics Favorite* Jason stabs a spear through Jeff's back, into Sandra's stomach, and out the bottom of the bed. Vickie waits 26 long seconds to get stabbed by Jason's kitchen knife. Name * First Name Last Name Whose Opinion Do You Trust? * Who do you hate the least? Daniel is spot-on, as usual. Nathan's drinking worries me. A vote for Jon is a vote for Daniel. Give Us a Point of Reference Weigh in with your two cents I prefer Friday the 13th Part 2 over the original. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree I was shocked to learn Jason started as Bag Head. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree I want to go back to Elm Street. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree Message * Thank you! Permalink

Daniel has an explanation for every gap in logic while Nathan can't stop obsessing about Glen's vessel in this rule-breaking sidestep of a Krueger sequel. How did it S.T.a.C.K.?Sex.None. You're given Mark Patton's grass stained ass and Marshall Bell's towel-snapped bum and you're happy to get itTropes.Actually, quite anti-trope. Rare male horror lead and only male Krueger saga lead. Zero jump scares. But, whew, are you machine-gunned with sweaty wake up scenes. Creative Kills.A naked Coach Schneider is bound in the shower, ass slapped raw with wet towels, and then sliced to death by Freddy's glove After witnessing Jesse mutate into Freddy, Grady gets his guts shredded (*100 Lunatics Favorite, mostly for Jesse's transformation)Boy by fence has his face and throat slashed by FreddyGirl is shoved into boiling pool and conflagrated Boy trips into boiling pool and conflagrated Girl climbing fence falls and is consumed by flamesBoy is trampled to death by fleeing mobFreddy guts boy running by poolFreddy slices negotiator boy's throatFreddy's glove rips through Kerry's chest*Note from Daniel: Contact me directly and I will successfully argue any conflict with this list. Name * First Name Last Name Whose Theory Fits Best? * Daniel and Nathan disagree on the rules of reality. With whom do you side? Daniel's "Everything is Real" theory Whatever Nathan was hawking Your Two Cents At least one of us truly cares how you feel. I like Freddy's Revenge better than the original. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree Mark Patton proves a scream king can work. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree I prefer the nightmare rules in this installment. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree Message Thank you! Permalink

Daniel digs deep to defend this dated diabolical drama while Nathan gnashes his teeth through a plot twist that holds an all new surprise in the post Jason era. How did it S.T.a.C.K.?Sex.Jack and Marcie pack bacon on the bottom bunkA little Kevin Bacon ass and some delightful Jeannine Taylor breastTropes.This is one of the Trope-Fathers. You name it, it's in here. Tripping in the woods, investigating obvious danger, innocent virgins and dirty sluts, the goofy guy, smokin' grass, screaming in place instead of running, wild inconsistencies, and an ending that has resolution anxiety. Creative Kills. 50s counselor boy is stabbed in the stomach50s counselor girl murdered off screenAnnie gets her throat slit after being chasedNed investigates a cabin and gets his throat slitJack enjoys a joint while he's speared through his throatMarcie takes a hefty ax to the face (*100Lunatics Favorite*) Brenda is murdered off screenSteve is stabbed in the stomachBill takes multiple arrows to his face and bodyMrs. Voorhees is decapitated via machete Name First Name Last Name Who Best Represents You? * Who do you cringe at less? Daniel makes me feel...whole. Nathan doesn't completely drain me. Your Two Cents Weigh in on the STaCK I am familiar with most popular horror movies. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree I prefer the Friday series over the Nightmare series. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree Daniel Compliments/Nathan Criticisms Thank you! Permalink

Daniel and Nathan almost shred their family relationship as they butt heads over dream logic, Nancy's abilities, Freddy's motives, and even the format of the very podcast itself. Opinions are scraped bare and secret crushes are exposed in the first official podcast of One Hundred Lunatics! How did it S.T.a.C.K.?Sex.Tina takes Rod in her bedroomHeather Langenkamp's body double's underwater breastsThoughts.Daniel has issues with some of the effects decisions, but he loves it more now than as a kid, though his crush on Langenkamp has never faded. Nathan admits it isn't awful, but he would change almost every scene.Creative Kills.Freddy shreds Tina against the ceiling with his glove.Freddy hangs Rod in his jail cell with bed sheets. Freddy pulls Glen through his bed and liquefies him. (*100Lunatics Favorite*)Freddy chokes Marge (Nancy's mother) while he is on fire and consumes her soul (maybe?) Name First Name Last Name Vote Your Conscience * Who do you side with more? Daniel really gets me. Is Nathan the bitter guy? How Do You Horror? Are you a scrape or a mope? I am familiar with most famous horror movies. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree Horror movies actually scare me. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree I love A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984). Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree Thank you! Permalink

A Horror Movie PodcastDaniel and Nathan explain the purpose and format of the show. The guys discuss their first memories and encounters with horror films. Daniel guides Nathan and listeners through a lesson on horror tropes. Be ready for a thorough analysis of A Nightmare on Elm Street and Friday the 13th.