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As hell falls from the skies in Iran upon the just and the unjust, Nitwit Nero finds himself caught between Scylla (Bibi) and Charybdis (his owner, Pooty). Even Israelis know the whole thing is a con. Here at home, his creatures pursue their hateful ends. Your 'umble 'ostess frets. It's never a bad time to support independent progressive broadcasting. Wanna help?
Palantir CEO goon admits his products target women. Melanoma celebrates "we men" at Women's History Month event in the Whor, er, White House. Marcus Whorelius complains that he can't tell women they're beautiful at the same ceremony. Nothing like hearing a pedophile complain about his own misogyny. FockSnooz's Howie Kurtz thinks Iran is planting "land mines" in the Gulf of Hormuz. You can't make this stuff up. Hey! This is a big deal! Two supporters of The H.O.R.N. have put up matching offers that will get us out of the ditch. $630 remain. Every dollar you give at https://HeadOn.Live gets doubled up to $630. If you can, please consider keeping this independent, advertising-free, non-capitalist effort afloat.
Kincaid has lost four days in a row, find out if he ends the week with a win!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Kincaid shares an update on how his weight loss journey on Wegovy is going and we talk about Meta glasses that secretly record you! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It’s Friday the 13th, and we’re diving into superstitions—do you believe in them, or is it all nonsense? Plus, what’s the one thing you own that absolutely no one else is allowed to touch? We also break down the over-the-top items celebrities get for free in the Oscar gift bags and ask the big question: would you actually want any of it? Kincaid shares an update on his Wegovy weight loss journey and reveals how many times his wife has clicked the counter he bought her after repeating herself. As always, we’ve got the latest pop culture buzz in Dallas’ Dish, the wildest headlines in But Wait, My Little Secret, a new round of Are You Smarter Than Kincaid?, and plenty more along the way! ► YouTube: KincaidandDallas ► TikTok: @KincaidandDallas ► Instagram: @KincaidandDallas ► Facebook: KincaidandDallasSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dipstick Diocletian deploys the "Never heard of her" defense when confronted with murdering 140 Iranian schoolgirls. Interior Secretary (ha!) Doug BurGoom accuses people who don't want to incinerate the planet in the name of hedge fund profits of being "financially illiterate" even as our partners in peace, the Israelis make it literally rain oil in Tehran. Hydrocarbon junkies. Psychos.
Kincaid's not having too hot of a week...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Be real… what food makes you say “nope, not happening” immediately? Plus, we share our best and worst family vacations. Then, would you try snake yoga? Also, find out why Kincaid screamed during a work meeting. And as always, the latest pop culture news in DALLAS' DISH, latest crazy news stories in BUT WAIT, MY LITTLE SECRET, ARE YOU SMARTER THAN KINCAID? and so much MORE! ► YouTube: KincaidandDallas ► TikTok: @KincaidandDallas ► Instagram: @KincaidandDallas ► Facebook: KincaidandDallasSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Will Henrietta see tomorrow? Will some poor kid from god-knows-where see the sunrise? Henrietta's got better odds because Izrull has a taste for retibutive revenge.
Another round of Are You Smarter Than Kincaid? We go into the KINCAID CRUSHER round! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Kincaid saw a guy in the bathroom pull a move he swears is totally wrong—and now we’re in a full‑on hygiene debate. Team “wash your hands,” or team “hand sanitizer is fine”? And would you confront someone who doesn’t wash? Let’s talk about it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We share adulting struggles! Kincaid witnessed something in a public bathroom that did not sit right with him… and it sparked a debate! Do you need to wash your hands with soap every time, or is hand sanitizer enough? Plus—would you call someone out for skipping the sink? We break it all down in today’s episode. Then, JUST HANG UP - listeners call in and share only the first name of their most annoying co-worker! And as always, the latest pop culture news in DALLAS' DISH, latest crazy news stories in BUT WAIT, MY LITTLE SECRET, ARE YOU SMARTER THAN KINCAID? and so much MORE! ► YouTube: KincaidandDallas ► TikTok: @KincaidandDallas ► Instagram: @KincaidandDallas ► Facebook: KincaidandDallasSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Those wacky overgrown MAGAT psychos can't describe which phoney-baloney excuse they want to use for their dirty, illegal war.
Another round of Are You Smarter Than Kincaid? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Find out what Kincaid bought his wife after she got tired of repeating herself—and then we’re sharing the things we can’t believe we have to say over and over again!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Is too much of Union Dip a good thing? Then, find out what Kincaid bought his wife after she got tired of repeating herself—and then we’re sharing the things we can’t believe we have to say over and over again! Ever bumped into an ex and instantly regretted leaving the house? We’ve got those stories—and the wild tales of what happened when people actually got back together with their exes. Remember the listener who turned on her husband’s location after hearing his coworker giggling in the background? She called us with an update… and it’s good. And as always, the latest pop culture news in DALLAS' DISH, latest crazy news stories in BUT WAIT, ARE YOU SMARTER THAN KINCAID? and so much MORE! ► YouTube: KincaidandDallas ► TikTok: @KincaidandDallas ► Instagram: @KincaidandDallas ► Facebook: KincaidandDallasSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Kincaid vs. a teacher for this round! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A listener reveals why she and her husband fell out with his mother - and it sparks a flood of unbelievable mother‑in‑law stories you have to hear! Lauren the Producer had quite the unexpected run‑in with a food delivery driver this weekend - and trust us, you’ll want to hear how this one unfolds. Lauren and her husband found themselves arguing over her bathroom “pants level” this weekend - and Kincaid and Dallas hilariously defend her husband’s position.. Kincaid gets blindsided by an early surprise visit from his sister, and it inspires a wave of laugh‑out‑loud listener confessions about the times they messed up arrival dates or forgot important plans altogether. Kincaid’s 6‑year‑old son lost his very first tooth, giving him a proud dad moment—until he revealed how much the Tooth Fairy left. That’s when Dallas jumped in… and let’s just say she thinks the Tooth Fairy needs to step up her game. And as always, the latest pop culture news in DALLAS' DISH, latest crazy news stories in BUT WAIT, MY LITTLE SECRET, ARE YOU SMARTER THAN KINCAID? and so much MORE! ► YouTube: KincaidandDallas ► TikTok: @KincaidandDallas ► Instagram: @KincaidandDallas ► Facebook: KincaidandDallasSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Kincaid’s 6‑year‑old son lost his very first tooth, giving him a proud dad moment—until he revealed how much the Tooth Fairy left. That’s when Dallas jumped in… and let’s just say she thinks the Tooth Fairy needs to step up her game.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Kincaid was stunned to learn his sister was showing up way earlier than expected — and it opens the floodgates to hilarious stories from listeners who totally forgot visitors were coming or completely mixed up where they needed to be.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Lauren and her husband got into a hilariously awkward debate this weekend after he discovered the level she keeps her pants at in the bathroom… and Kincaid and Dallas are absolutely siding with him!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Who's next? Apparently Cuba, that's who. Forever Wars, here we come! So sayeth the Mental Defective-In-Chief. He and his buddy PscychoBibi appear to have the beginnings of WW III on their agenda. Gosh! Remember when Nitwit Nero said Kamala was the WW III lady? Oops! MAGATS begin to turn on Krusti the Nasty Nazi Noem. More allegations of the monstrosity of Pedophilus Maximus. It's a struggle from month to month to stay on the air. Always has been, but it seems to be getting more difficult. We're through the first week of March and entirely unfunded. We still haven't finished February. The H.O.R.N. relies on the generosity of those who know how important indepedent media are. Can you please help?
Ain't gonna hear from Krusti Noem more! ACABs gone wild. Over Lemon Pound Cake. This timeline is . . . bizarre.
Kincaid vs. listeners on easy trivia! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Whalehead DeadBear Brainworm-Lamprey Wants your coffee, wonders if a cup o' Joe with sugar is OK for a teenage girl. Normal people wonder if a teenage girl is safe around Bobbo. No one in the MAGAT Whor, er, White House seems to know why we're actually at war with Iran. Krusti the Nasty Nazi Noem gets a hard question and screws that up, too. She has utterly no idea what the 4th Amendment is. Cankles Caligula can't rememeber the difference between his filthy old pappy and his filthy old grandpappy.
Dallas' kiss mark strikes again on Kincaid's car!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Kincaid vs. listeners on easy trivia! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A call from the Ancient HORN Vaultsl Reverbo reminds me of those days.
Kincaid vs. a teenager!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A monster whom the TrumpStein files says killed little girls has slaughtered over a hundred little girls in Iran. Cankles Caligula drags the U.S. of A. further into his own sordid filth, even as the flesh of his body rejects him.
Another round of easy trivia! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Find out what happened over the weekend that got Kincaid scolded and made him feel like a little kid getting in trouble again — and then hear listeners share the moments that made them feel the same way!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Kincaid kept saying something over the weekend that caused his mother to ask him "Is there something I should know?" Then Kincaid calls his mom! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Kincaid got scolded this weekend and said it took him right back to feeling like a little kid in trouble. We’ll tell you what happened — plus your stories of times you felt that way too! Find out why Dallas was annoyed with her husband over her burn piles — then listeners share their own stories of being mansplained! We’ve got an update on last week’s My Little Secret—remember the woman who said the guy she’s dating has a home‑wrecking mother? Yeah… things just got even messier. Find out what happened! And as always, the latest pop culture news in DALLAS' DISH, latest crazy news stories in BUT WAIT, ARE YOU SMARTER THAN KINCAID? and so much MORE! ► YouTube: KincaidandDallas ► TikTok: @KincaidandDallas ► Instagram: @KincaidandDallas ► Facebook: KincaidandDallas See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Another round of easy trivia! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm-Lamprey went to Austin (where his pal who wants people to get Polio lives) and told the peasants to eat more cheap, nasty cuts of meat. He wasn't talking that way back when he ate veal from my plate aboard a cruise ship in the Caribbean. Bill Clinton puts the lie to Nitwit Nero's claim about when he stopped having anything to do with Epstein. And since they subpoenaed Hillary, they opened the door to deposing Melanoma. And she IS in the TrumpStein files!
A(nother) three-hour FiliRoxster! (If only it wasn't all horror and disgust), but the H.O.R.N. FamilyCommunityCongregation makes it both comprehensible and bearable. That's good because what we have to deal with in this post-Harambe timeline is deeply disturbing. There's a creep out there (natch, he's one of Bobby's pals) who wants people to get POLIO. Then there's Krusti the Nasty Nazi Noem and a blind man freezing to death alone in a city (Buffalo) when her goons dumped him. The H.O.R.N. exists because of the people who have kept it going for 22+ years. we struggle month-to-month to survive; just to pay bills, buy groceries, get new brakes, fill scrips: the very essence of struggling America. Can you help?
Kincaid vs. a father-son duo! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The after-effects of watching a pedophile preen before the world feels more . . . Roman than American. Complete with the vomitoria; That poor trans boy! I can he survives his forced detrans, I weep.
Another round of easy trivia questions! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This week on Exploding Cars, Singing Nuns and Quipping Killers:Greg and Joe tackle 2017's The Hitman's Bodyguard, a movie that asks the age-old question: What if Deadpool and Nick Fury had to road trip together while everyone tried to kill them?Ryan Reynolds plays Michael Bryce, a once-elite bodyguard whose life has fallen apart, and Samuel L. Jackson is Darius Kincaid, a legendary hitman who needs to testify at The Hague. The twist? They hate each other. The bigger twist? They have to work together to survive.Directed by Patrick Hughes (who clearly loves explosions and banter in equal measure), this movie delivers high-octane action sequences, absurd comic timing, and Salma Hayek absolutely stealing every scene she's in as Kincaid's imprisoned wife who might be more dangerous than both of them combined.Is it ridiculous? Absolutely.Is it self-aware? Painfully so.Does it feature Samuel L. Jacks on singing "I Will Always Love You" while driving a boat through Amsterdam? You're darn right it does.Greg and Joe buckle up, check their routes, and discover that sometimes the best protection is a good offense (and a lot of swearing).As with every episode, this is the conversation that needed to happen about this movie. Also: Drinking Games, Important Questions, Joe's Back of the Box, and more.If you'd like to advertise with us or sponsor us, please e-mail greatbadmoviesshow@gmail.comSubscribe to Great Bad Movies wherever you listen to podcastsMore Great Bad Movies online:InstagramGreat Bad Movies WebsiteYouTubeEmail us at greatbadmoviesshow@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Geezer Disgustus will come as close to facing Epstein's victims at the SOTU as he has been since he raped them as little girls. Stoke the stroke, survivors! Will he declare war (illegally) against the people of Iran? you don't just send a couple of nuclear carrier groups to show the flag.
Kincaid vs. a librarian! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Bowyer Podcast host Matthew Morris meets up with Aaron Kincaid of Gamekeeper Dachshunds & The Sporting Chance Podcast to talk shop and try their chances at hunting squirrels with a trained red-tailed hawk! The two outdoorsmen discuss the convergence of old-school traditions, hunting tactics, and a boat load of inquiries regarding the art of falconry. Find Aaron at: Instagram: @gamekeeperdachshunds Podcast: https://www.sportingchancepod.com/ Find Matthew at: Instagram: @thebowyercollective Youtube: @thebowyercollective Website: www.thebowyercollective.com Keep this podcast on the radio waves. Support our show partners: Polite But Dangerous Tools- Use discount code “bowyer” to save 10% off orders. https://politebutdangeroustools.square.site/ Vuni Gear- Use discount code “bowyer15” to save 15% off your order. https://vunigear.com/ Bear Archery - Use code “bowyer10” to save 10% www.beararchery.com Safari Tuff - Use discount code “bowyerpod10” to save 10% www.safarituff.com Arrow 6 Coffee - Use discount code BOWYER15 to save 15% off coffee and merch. www.arrow6coffeeco.com Bastion Head Wood Works www.bastionheadwoodworks.com: use code "bowyer" for free shipping Selway Archery www.selwayarcheryproducts.com Nukem Hunting - Use discount code “Bowyer20” to save 20%. www.nukemhunting.com The Generalist Program| SISU Strong - Use code “Songdog20” to save 20% https://app.acuityscheduling.com/catalog/7de19181/?productId=704169&clearCart=true Check out these great Bowyer educators: Organic Archery Bow Building School- Use discount code “bowyer” to save 10% off your tuition https://www.organicarchery.com/
There's no bottom to the TrumpStein filth. Now, we know it reaches all the way back to Iran-Contra. One senses, however, that pieces are beginning to fall into place. Nitwit Nero will literally have to face the survivors in his SOtU on Tuesday evening.
Kincaid admits he’s just now figured out how to do a super basic, everyday task… at 49 years old. So naturally, we open the phones and share all the things we learned way later in life than we’d like to admit. It’s relatable. It’s hilarious. And yes—it's a little embarrassing for everyone.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We’re breaking down a list of accomplishments people swear are impressive… until they realize everyone else has done them too. We also bring you a new round of JUST HANG UP, where listeners confess whether they truly have a favorite child. Then we revive MISSED CONNECTIONS from Craigslist, and somehow each one is stranger than the last. Plus, Kincaid reveals the everyday task he only learned how to do at 49, which leads us to share the things we all learned embarrassingly late in life. It’s honest, it’s funny, and no one gets out unscathed. As always, we’ve got the latest pop culture updates in DALLAS' DISH, the wildest headlines in BUT WAIT, MY LITTLE SECRET, ARE YOU SMARTER THAN KINCAID?, and so much more! ► YOUTUBE: KincaidandDallas ► TikTok: @KincaidandDallas ► Instagram: @KincaidandDallas ► Facebook: KincaidandDallasSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Kincaid DOMINATES in this round of Are You Smarter Than Kincaid? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Another round of easy trivia! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dumbass Diocletian loses . . . throws tantrum.