Open To It

All good things must come to an end. Open To It has been an absolutely amazing ride and we are so proud of the 37 episodes we've brought to your feeds. Thank you to everyone who has supported us along the way! From sexting to twerking to psychics to stand up, we wouldn't change one bit of this journey. According to our guest Stella Mahina, maybe it's not a goodbye, but a see you later. Use code OPENTOIT for 20% your first reading from Stella!Thank you. We love you. XOXO.- Emily and Megan 

This week, yer gals read the book "Don't Text Your Ex Happy Birthday" by Nick Viall, and we have THOUGHTS. From fuckboys, to when to move in with someone, to game playing, to breakup texts, there is much to discuss. Somehow with all that, we still spend half the episode talking about june bug sex parties. Enjoy!  

The girlies are just trying their best to podcast despite lost voices,  work shifts, strikes, app developing, and of course, the regularly scheduled horrible dating programming. 

In honor of Barbie and Taylor Swift taking over Summer 2023, we thought we'd lean in to the Season of Girly Pops and do some herstory lessons. This week, Megan and Emily both dive deep into the lives of two extremely iconic and incredibly vengeful women. Megan runs us through the life of Princess Olga of Kiev, also known as the Patron Saint of Vengeance. Emily takes us through the story of the world's first influencer, the Countess of Castiglione, Virginia Oldoini.In both cases, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Enjoy.

Welcome to the realm where time means nothing and everything means time and dimensions aren't real but realness is dimensional!!! That's right, the girlies are talking tunnels to the afterlife. This week, we dive deep into the stories of those who have technically died, only to come back completely changed from their experiences. Fun!

Despite what Megan might have thought, this is NOT an episode about Disney Adults! Your girls got back on the good ol' fashioned Open To It grind and tried something new this week! Meg and Em hit the Magic Castle in Hollywood for a night full of a little laughter, a bit of whimsy, and a loooootttt of Zach Braff. PLUS! AS A FUN TREAT! The girls are joined by the amazing magician Felix Jones later on the pod to discuss everything about the lifestyle of a magician. Thanks for listening! 

There is nothing we do better than revenge...... or so we thought. Until your girls took a deep ass dive into Reddit's Petty Revenge section. There are some genius, diabolical people in this world, and we are in awe of them, and in this episode, we bring their stories to you. Tune in! Get back at your ex! Nair their shampoo! Bye! 

Really in a funemployment routine here on the podcast! The WGA has gone on strike and the gals are here to tell you all about it. Fellow Cobra Kai Staff Writer Olga Lexell joins us on the pod to breakdown all the tea in a way even our rat brains can understand. Enjoy, eat Bob Iger, and pay your writers!

This week, the girlies are joined by the lovely Adrienne of the Right Movie Wrong Recap Podcast to discuss some good ol' fashioned fluid sexuality. If you come out of this episode still straight, we applaud you. If you don't, maybe give us a call. Who knows? We're open to it. 

This week, the girls dive DEEP into the darkest and scariest corner of the Internet - it's the AITA Reddit section. It's chaos. It's terrifying. And we have strong opinions. Tune in to hear about the worst people in the world, and how we solve all their issues! You're welcome :) 

If we go missing because of this episode, just know Tom Cruise did it. 

Playrooms of unicorns? School girls, nipple clamps, threesomes, and topless pools? Pineapple business cards? Where can I learn about all of these beautiful things? HERE YA CAN! Because this week, your girls are learning all about swinging culture, and our resident expert DJ Nathan Bliss joins the pod to tell us all about it. Enjoy! DJ Nathan Bliss Instagram 

Moldy titties. Pregnant arm implants. Inflatable penises. That's the kind of content you get when you experience this episode of the Open To It Podcast. Come deep dive with your girls on the good, the bad, and the botched!Also - HUGE shoutout to our gorgeous anonymous listener for sharing her story with us- you know who you are, you have an amazing rack, and we love you

We put a whole new meaning to ghost busting with this episode. Tune in to hear about a very SPOOKY kink that 15% of this beautiful world has! Digressions include celebrity threesomes, secure attachment, and teen fathers. Enjoy! 

Come dive into the world of fuzzy costumes, fake faces, and fox sex noises. We're talking furries. We're also talking Disney Adults, Comic-Con, and Bronies, for obvious reasons. Some Mickey Mouse role play is included free of charge! 

Once upon a time, a young lady named Megan did Dry January and never looked back. Her drunk friend Emily was there all along to listen to tales of pink clouds, water shots, and ugly men in their 40's. Today, we bring that story to you. Listen responsibly!

This week, the girls get their chakras aligned in the midst of some HUGE life updates from both Megan and Emily. There has def been a ~shift~ in the universe... time will tell how that plays out. For now, giggle with the girls as they try their best.Joyce's Website - https://divineselflove.com/

Season Two is HERE!!! The girls catch up on all the tea missed during the hiatus, and set plans and goals for 2023. Many exciting things to come, thanks for tuning in! Instagram 

All there is to say is slay. And Emily says it 45 times in this episode. Enjoy :)It may be the end of this era, but the Julia Fox era starts in 2023, so stay tuned. Thank you so much for listening, we love you. Buh byeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

The girls take a trip to the land of strange men, strange penises, and strangely intimate conversations; it's the one, the only, Chatroulette.com. Join Emily and Megan as they interview random men on the Internet about their sexual fantasies, ideal ways to die, and some banter "would you rather"s. And trust us... you're gonna want to stay tuned for the last interview in this episode. Enjoy ;)

For your listening pleasure this ~spooky season~, the girlies hunt ghosts and get themselves ghosted. After hitting a Ghost Hunting Tour, Emily and Megan sit down to discuss some spooky experiences they've had of their own. And while the paranormal realm may be scary af, dating men in their twenties ultimately proves to be scarier this season, so stay safe boos. Ghost Tour Link: https://laghosttour.com/

This week the girls sit down with therapist Bria Wannamaker of the Better Boundaries Podcast to discuss therapy, healthy relationships, and the pros and cons of gossip. It's a healthy, helpful episode... but don't worry, we also manage to discuss Megan's new man's package too ;) Links: https://coda.org/https://briawannamaker.com/

No guest this week just two gals gabbing!!! The girls hit a cooking class, drink some wine, kill some clams, then enter your ears. They also fix the global political landscape while they're at it, so you're welcome. Link to Zach's Cooking Class: https://www.yourkitchencooking.com/

THIS EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY First Rounds On Me!!!! The girls are SO excited to be partnering with Joe and Steve from the Frome app to discuss sex, dating, and the difference between a boy and a man. Emily spills the tea on a good date with a bad ending, and Megan enjoys multiple orgasms. Fun for the whole family! To download FROME, visit: https://firstroundsonme.co/

Today we're taking baths and talking tits with the one and only Joshua Church! Josh leads the girls in a breath work and cold immersion therapy session, then sits down to discuss edging in his edge tubs (aka trying to get a boner in freezing water). It's harder than you'd think... or softer? Tune in to find out. Edge Theory Labs InstagramJoshua Church Instagram

This week, the girls have the pleasure of sitting down with astrologer and mystic Stella Mahina to finally find out if there's a happy ending for their dating in LA dumpster fire! Tune in to hear all about their future love stories, along with some tangents on mediums, past lives, and the vibes of chlamydia. Stella's Website :)

Downward doggy style is the name of the game this week ladies and gents. The gals balance out their tea spilling with some healthy yoga zen, and they might even teach you how fingering can bring you closer to God. Digressions include texts from the psychos in Emily's phone, updates on Megan's airplane boy, and some painful musings on aging in the patriarchy. Follow Open To It Podcast on Instagram for more!

A drunk confessional. A cheating scandal. A hot guido. This episode has it all. The girls are joined by actress, influencer, and creator/host of the Chaotic Singles Parties Cassidy Davis to discuss everything from love languages to 65 person orgies. Cassidy is completely changing the dating game, and we're really fucking Open To It!!!

This week, the girls join forces with legendary twerkstress Nicole Steen to truly become the bad bitches up in Equinox. Nicole gives an amazing private twerk lesson, then sits down to tell us about her career journey, celebrity training tips, and why you should always just date that guy friend who has a crush on you. Thanks for listening!

This week, the girls join forces with  legendary twerkstress Nicole Steen to truly become the bad bitches up in Equinox. Nicole gives an amazing private twerk lesson, then sits down to tell us about her career journey, celebrity training tips, and why you should always just date that guy friend who has a crush on you. Thanks for listening!

HAPPY LABOR DAY!!!! Emily and Megan are on separate demon time vacations so please enjoy this mini episode, and we'll be back at it next week! 

Short hair, lots of cares. Like, so many cares. Like, our egos have been completely dismantled and we're having an existential crisis. Tune in as the girls try out new hair styles and lose their fucking minds as a result!!!

Open To It hits the open mic, and the chuckle fuckers become the chuckle fucked. The girls are then joined by comedian John Campanelli to discuss making it as a stand-up, dating in your late thirties, and if having a high body count actually just means you're a serial killer. Follow the Open To It Instagram to see the full sets, and thanks for listening! 

For whatever reason Emily decided to spend the bulk of her summer in Albuquerque, New Mexico, forcing her and Megan to be apart this episode :( They'll be back together in LA next week, but for now,  enjoy tuning into their chaotic Zoom catch-up. The girls discuss long distance relationships, the apparent politics of birth control, and their current relationship statuses... spoiler alert, Megan's back on the apps baby!!!!!

What would you do if I was there right now? This week, the girls take a journey to freaky town and live sext Emily's former lover on air. Digressions include deep chats about traumatizing 11 year olds, removing our clothes mid-podcasting, and musing on the pros and cons of morning sex with drug dealers. Suggest some more activities for us on our Instagram, thanks for listening!

A finger in the asshole is to anal as indoor skydiving is to real skydiving... and this week, the girls do half of those things. Roommate and friend of the pod Maeve jumps on to shit talk our exes, discuss sobriety, and save us from future dickmatization. Hope you enjoy!

Alexa, please play Pony by Ginuwine because it's time for some hot men to give us lap dances. Megan and Emily venture into the world of g-strings, six packs, naked cops and covered boners for a night full of fantasy. The girls then sit down with their favorite stripper, Andre Kombat, to learn all his stripping secrets before he shoots his shot with Megan. We leave her sexual fate in your hands on the Open To It Instagram 

Emily and Megan finally hit the streets and try Speed Dating! But first, they sit down with dating coach Johnny Cassell for flirting tips, ghosting explanations, and advice on how to find love in this age of horridness. Will they meet their husbands at the speed dating event, or simply bear witness to a beautiful sugar daddy exchange? Listen in to find out. 

Welcome to the Open To It podcast! We'll try anything once and twice if we like it. First full episode coming July 17th! For now, get to know your hosts as they discuss the age old question - jump out of a plane, or take it in the ass? Talk soon friends :)