Pick Me, Choose Me, Love Me, Drink!

That's a wrap on season 2! The interns all perform monologues for Richard while Denny tragically passes on from a heart complication, Meredith and Derek contaminate one of the hospital rooms with sexy prom sex, and George convinces Callie not to give up on him by professing that he does not love her. All in a days work at Seattle Grace! Don't forget to follow us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts, and follow @choosemepodcast on Instagram and Twitter for a list of official rules!

Step away from the patient! Bailey and Olivia step in to help Denny when they find Izzy standing over him, panting heavily and sweating profusely, Christina is triggered and fully shuts down when asked to be involved in Burke's medical care, and after a pointed conversation with Callie, George has a change of heart and finally offers amends to Meredith over their barely-sexual encounter. Don't forget to follow us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts, and follow @choosemepodcast on Spotify and Twitter for a list of official rules!

NOOO! Izzy pushes our patience to the brink after cutting our wet-eyed Denny's LVAD wire, Addison gets wise about Derek's feelings for Meredith and tells him off in ways most pleasing, Doc gots cancer, and we have our first meet cute with Burke's long time rival Erica Hahn when he intercepts her donor heart. Don't forget to follow us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts, and follow @choosemepodcast on Instagram and Twitter for a list of official rules!

You don't GET to call me a whore! After a full day of passive-aggressive interactions Meredith hands Derek his ass in the ultimate stairwell fight, Callie is the object of ridicule after neglecting to wash her hands in front of a jury of her bathroom peers, and Christina has some explaining to do after falling asleep during sex with Daddy Burke. Don't forget to follow us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts, and follow @choosemepodcast on Instagram and Twitter for a list of official rules!

Hold your horses! "Mare"-edith helps her McVet with a horse birth on their first date as Derek tries to "rein" in his jealousy after seeing them together. George and Izzy "pony up" personal information after fighting like fools in front of a seizure patient, and Karev shows he's not just a "one trick pony" when he IS A TOTAL ASSHOLE TO ADDISON AND VIOLATES HIPPA. Don't forget to follow us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts, and follow @choosemepodcast on Instagram and Twitter for a list of official rules!

Mama Mia! Bailey's being mommy tracked and it ain't right, Izzie is awful, passive-aggressive, nosy, and rude toward Callie, and while Alex won't stop runn-ING his mouth, a run-IN with Thatcher's daughter and wife confuses everything Meredith thought she knew about her father. Don't forget to follow us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts, and follow @choosemepodcast on Instagram and Twitter for a list of official rules!

No whammies! Izzy feeds into superstition and goes full-thug on Christina's ass when she believes Burke requires his fancy hat to perform surgery on Denny. Addison spreads juju around the hospital whilst reigniting her chemistry with Derek, and Meredith has THE best hair we have yet seen on this show...we also learn that Richard is an alcoholic. Don't forget to follow us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts, and follow @choosemepodcast on Instagram and Twitter for a list of official rules.

Annie are you OK?! A patient with a fork in her neck makes Derek hum a different tune, Karev is confused when a call to the on-call room is not a booty call, and Izzy begins her journey to ghost sex when Denny starts crashing. Don't forget to follow us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts, and follow @choosemepodcast on Instagram and Twitter for a list of official rules!

Hold on to your butts! Callie has arrived, and George's tumble down a flight of stairs has Callie asking if it was, in fact, a fall from heaven....because he looks like an angel? OK, it wasn't exactly like that, but Callie is here!! Meredith and Derek are engaging in sneaky squirrel business, and a romp through the wilderness leaves Addison with a burning sensation deep down in her....heart? Don't forget to follow us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts, and follow @choosemepodcast on Instagram and Twitter for a list of official rules!

It's a Smize off!! Mark Sloan shows up and it's a total knockout, Burke finds out Christina has a dirty little secret...apartment, and George unknowingly puts Meredith, Kari, Leslie and Caitlin in a super awkward situation. You're going to want to see this! Or look away? Don't forget to follow us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts, and follow @choosemepodcast on Instagram and Twitter for a list of official rules!

Boom goes the dynamite! We continue with Part 2 of this epic story as the bomb squad tries to remove an explosive from the chest cavity of an annoying Word War II reenactor that we don't care about. Christina retaliates Burke's "I love you" by countering with her own "I love you," and George gives Bailey the tough love pep talk she needs to stop kegeling that baby in and give birth. What a dream, what a gift! Don't forget to follow us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts, and follow @choosemepodcast on Instagram and Twitter for a list of official rules!

Bombs Away! Izzy and George reflect on being "doers" while Meredith "does" a lot of holding as still as humanly possible so the hospital "does" not explode. Izzy and Karev "do" IT and Christina "does" nothing when Burke says I love you. Or "does" she?! Don't forget to follow us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts, and follow @choosemepodcast on Instagram and Twitter for a list of official rules!

Gee wiz! Christina involves Burke when Bailey's uber-smiley replacement won't let her chop a lady's leg off, Izzy shows a modicum of empathy and understanding for a young pregnant girl, Meredith cries-es while Derek smizes, and Ole Union Man George develops heart palpitations when the nurses strike for fair wages. Don't forget to follow us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts, and follow @choosemepodcast on Instagram and Twitter for a list of official rules!

Hot dog! A competitive eater finally has her "fill", Christina finds the thought of moving out of her apartment hard to "swallow", George "competes" in the ultimate test of man versus beast, and Karev receives confirmation that he is not "fully" stupid. Don't forget to follow us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts, and follow @choosemepodcast on Instagram and Twitter for a list of official rules!

Egads! An overdramatic author eats more than just his feelings, while Christina follows a pregnant Bailey around with the laser focus of a cat who can detect tumors in humans. George practices cosmetology without a license, and Addison endures psychological warfare from Derek, who continues to follow Meredith around like a puppy who can detect tumors in humans. Don't forget to follow us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts, and follow @choosemepodcast on Instagram and Twitter for a list of official rules!

It's Christmas in Seattle! A debate of Jesus vs Santa Clause makes Christina and Burke realize they have fundamental differences, Karev studies for the boards with the help of a few "characters," and a little farmer role-play causes Izzy to have a full blown meltdown. Don't forget to follow us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts, and follow @choosemepodcast on Instagram and Twitter for a list of official rules!

Here we go! Christina treats a glass-eating prisoner who hates being alone. Meredith saves a quint baby from dying, whilst Izzy accuses her of sleeping with everyone in the hospital. Izzy's behavior is rewarded when Meredith buys her a dog and thus, Izzy learns nothing about healthy conflict resolution. Don't forget to follow us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts, and follow @choosemepodcast on Instagram and Twitter for a list of official rules!

OK! Meredith has THE most awkward day when her one night stand's boner tumor starts acting up, Izzy deals with a quintuplet-carrying pregnant woman, and Christina lets Burke into her heart AND her nasty apartment. So this is love... Don't forget to follow us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts, and follow @choosemepodcast on Instagram and Twitter for a list of official rules!

Gobble gobble! It's Thanksgiving in Seattle and Christina is frantically flees to the hospital to escape meaningful exchange with Burke. George and his brothers shoot a turkey AND their dad in the ass, and Derek ditches Addison to spend the day with Meredith and a suddenly UN-comatose patient. Izzy can make swans out of napkins, but that is neither here nor there. Don't forget to follow us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts, and follow @choosemepodcast on Instagram and Twitter for a list of official rules!

Incredible! George nearly escapes death and becomes king of the pigeons, Dr. Webber "pushes" Bailey to "deliver" news he's "expecting," and Derek and Addison decide to discuss Meredith in therapy instead of just talking about her at...the airstream? Don't forget to follow us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts, and follow @choosemepodcast on Instagram and Twitter for a list of official rules!

Now we're cooking with gas! Izzie and Christina treat a very pregnant looking man, Karev helps a young patient see that getting a special surgery means no to catheters and yes to sex, and Meredith sulks around the hospital while Derek and Addison try to mend their tattered marriage. Don't forget to follow us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts, and follow @choosemepodcast on Instagram and Twitter for a list of official rules!

What a train wreck! Rejected by McDreamy, Meredith settles for a date with a banana bag. Christina literally has two left feet, and Karev is sinking further and further into an emotional and professional crevasse. Grab a drink and join us for this Emmy nominated episode of Grey's Anatomy! Don't forget to follow us on Spotify and Apple podcasts, and follow @choosemepodcast on Instagram and Twitter for a list of official rules.

Yeah!! Meredith lays it all on the table for Derek with a heartfelt PICK ME, CHOOSE ME, LOVE ME (Drink!), George rises to the challenge when he and Karev get stuck in a very awkward elevator ride with a coding patient, and we discover that Christina is a master of all trades who can orate pornographic scenarios with the best of them! Don't forget to follow us on Spotify and Apple podcasts, and follow @choosemepodcast on Instagram and Twitter for a list of official rules.

Happy New Year, avid Grey's lovers!! As we enter 2022 banging pots and pans on our porches, Izzy is disappointed to learn that she shaved her legs for no good reason. Derek is starting to rethink this divorce thing with Dr. Jessica Deville Montgomery Shepherd, and Christina's post-surgery eagerness to return to work leads to an emotional outcry for much needed sedation. Grab a drink and let's go! Don't forget to follow us on Spotify and Apple podcasts, and follow @choosemepodcast on Instagram and Twitter for a list of the official rules.

Holy cow! A girl with a blushing problem is consistently mortified as an endless parade of hot doctors prep her for surgery, Ellis Grey shows up and relives her younger years as she cruelly berates George and ogles the living hell out of Burke, and a dry cleaner is genuinely confused as to why inhaling dangerous chemicals for years could land him in the hospital. Grab a drink and join Kari, Leslie, and Caitlin for another round of Pick Me, Choose Me, Love Me, Drink! Don't forget to follow us on Spotify and Apple podcasts, and follow @choosemepodcast on Instagram and Twitter for a list of the official rules.

Can you handle this? A family car crash forces a traumatized teen to make a big decision about his asshole dad, the biggest weirdo swallows a bunch of Judy Doll heads and we'll NEVER KNOW WHY, and George is weird around Olivia, but we don't drink to that. Grab a drink and join Kari, Leslie, and Caitlin as we cheers to Shonda and her bountiful gifts! Don't forget to follow us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts, and follow @choosemepodcast on Instagram and Twitter for a list of the official rules.

What a day! In this Season 2 premiere George blasts beer out of his nose, Joe from the bar passes out, Webber asks Burke to step in as interim Chief while he recovers from surgery, and Christina utters those 3 beautiful words we've been waiting for...You're My Person. Join Kari, Leslie, and Caitlin as they desperately try to remember if they do or do not drink to scrub caps, and let's dive in! Don't forget to follow us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts, and follow @choosemepodcast on Instagram and Twitter for a list of the official rules.

Incredible! In this season finale, Burke's best friend turns out to be a brovary with an ovary, Meredith and Mcdreamy start to trust each other with the intimate details of their lives, and Jessica Rabbit MD crashes the whole thing in 6" heels! Grab a drink and join us for one wild Shondaland ride! Don't forget to follow us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts, and follow @choosemepodcast on Instagram and Twitter for a list of the official rules.

Oh gosh, oh geez! In the penultimate episode of season 1, a seizing psychic holds the key to Izzy's cupcake salvation, George has major performance anxiety in front of Karev and Burke, and Christina disagrees with her patient, both medically and personally. Hail Shonda, full of grace, it's Grey's watching time! Don't forget to subscribe! And follow @choosemepodcast on Instagram and Twitter for a list of the official rules.

Oh boy! An encounter with a self mutilator causes Karev to bro out about his old wrestling days, a desperate ex boyfriend deep-throats a set of keys, and George whistle blows on an anesthesiologist who played our Grey's drinking game and promptly came to work for a crossword and a snooze. When Shonda gives us rain, it really pours! Don't forget to hit Subscribe! And follow @choosemepodcast on Instagram and Twitter for a list of the official rules.

What is this life?! A woman with massive tumor gives George and Christina the cross fit challenge of their lives, a father with Parkinson's considers a major procedure, and Karev's pager dies, giving Izzie an actual reason to be mad at somebody! Join Kari, Leslie, and Caitlin as they opine on the episode's events, and then side step into another dimension where this is suddenly a True Blood podcast? Don't forget to hit Subscribe! And follow @choosemepodcast on Instagram and Twitter for a list of the official rules.

Can you believe it? Perforated glove hijinx ensue when Meredith forgets to cut her fingernails, Burke is just leaving towels everywhere, and Izzie decides it's party time! Join Kari, Leslie, and Caitlin as they witness Meredith and Christina's very first "dance it out" whilst screaming "Dance it out, DRINK!" Shonda's gifts to us are truly bountiful. Don't forget to hit Subscribe! And follow @choosemepodcast on Instagram and Twitter for a list of the official rules.

What a time to be alive! Izzy's day is a living hellscape after a patient and Evil Spawn realize she was once a model, George won't buy tampons because he's a man (eye roll), and a nail gun fires humongous nails into a patient's noggin. Will he ever see red again?! Shonda, we ask that you offer guidance and peace as we await our answer. Amen. Don't forget to hit Subscribe! And follow @choosemepodcast on Instagram and Twitter for a list of the official rules.

Holy moly! Meredith and Alex argue over a hot patient with a gut full of spikes, Izzy transitions from being annoying at work to being annoying within the home, and George spends his entire day navigating the wants and needs of a horny older gentleman. Grab a drink and come yell at the screen with us! Don't forget to follow @choosemepodcast on Instagram and Twitter for a list of the official rules.

Wow oh wow! Violent assault, giant head gashes by the dumpster, and fashionable newborns that change color? Join Kari, Leslie, and Caitlin as they drink and talk over all of it! Thank you, beautiful Shonda, for these gifts we are about to receive. Don't forget to follow us @choosemepodcast on Instagram and Twitter for a list of the official rules.

Join Kari, Leslie, and Caitlin as we play our Grey's Anatomy drinking game to the very first episode of all time! Thank you, sweet Shonda, for the bountiful gift that is Grey's Anatomy. There will absolutely be spoilers, but if you're a TRUE Grey's lover, what's a spoiler anyway? For a list of the rules, follow us at instagram.com/choosemepodcast.