Sh*t Wrecked a Below Deck Sailing Yacht Podcast

In this episode we discuss rock samples being used in rap songs, our favorite kung fu movies and we do a deep dive on furry fucking. Oh and we did a music review of Trippie Redd's god awful "Life a Trip".

In this episode we shoot the shit on our first automobiles, our Favorite Sandler movies & shoplifting. Oh and we did a review on "Piñata" by Madlib and Freddie Gibbs.

In this episode we take a stroll down memory lane as we discuss our most memorable childhood vacation stories, we also talk about our favorite rap beefs and share tales of public defecation. Oh and we did an album review for Nigo's (founder of Bape) new album "I know NIGO".

In this episode we discuss "the bitch slap heard around the world" when Will Smith backhanded Chris Rock in a cuckold rage, we pay tribute to TV legend Dustin Diamond and we share our favorite sneakers. Oh and we did a music review of Crimeapple's "Metralleta" while Observe eats a Paqui chip and almost dies. Enjoy!

125 milligrams of Delta 8 plus 12 beers later and we have a new podcast! We talk about the life and times of comic legend Bob Saget, our personal tales of vandalism, the craziest shit we have ever seen and we do a recap of episode 5 of Dave. Oh and we did a music review of Goodboy Noah's new EP "Cool".

We went deep deep deep into our topics this week for an extra long episode! We talk about our favorite gangster flicks, Smokey unveils his first segment covering conspiracy theories (Astroworld), childhood stories of spank bank material and we do a recap of episode 4 of Dave. Oh and we did a music review of Earl Sweatshirts latest album "Sick!".

In this episode we took a trip down memory lane as we shared stories from our youth involving pornography theft. We also talked about our favorite stoner films, more Yeezy theories and recapped episode 3 of Dave. Oh and we did a music review of Lil Dickys "Brain" project. WARNING: We encountered some bad audio issues during recording. We did our best to edit around it but we apologize in advance. 

In this episode we both OD on edibles during the podcast and take a surreal journey though space and time. We also recap episode 2 of "Dave", talk about Rihanna being barefoot and pregnant, sex dolls and do a review of Mach-Hommy's "Pray for Haiti". 

In our premier episode we kick things off by talking about Kanye West and his trolling, artists from today sampling music from the 90's, jizz thickening supplements, the first episode of FXX's Dave and a music review of Snoop Dogg's BODR.

4 months in the making!!! After a long hiatus we are back and closing out the season of Below Deck Sailing Yacht and teasing our new upcoming podcast! Drink up your nautical loving motherf*ckers!

As we get closer to the finale our expectations have been rising... BUT will we get the coke fueled debauchery that the producers and editors have been promising?? Will "Lil Billy" get to enjoy his vacation properly?? Will Adam and Jena stop dry humping in the galley?? Will our livers survive this season??!!!

"You Snooze, You Lose".. that was the title of the episode. We drank lots of booze and talked until we nearly passed out and snoozed.

Pipes burst, Adam acts like a dick and Chris & Georgia go on a fish spa date. We drown ourselves in vodka and get sloppy.

OH THE DRAMA!!! Shit gets cringey not only with the charter guests but with the crew as well. We drank copiously and did shots.

Peace out Parker! Hello Chris!

Parkers helped to make this the cringiest episode yet!! At times his cringiness was unbearable!! But thankfully, the charter guests brought us tons of nudity to make up for it!!

For this bonus episode we go back into the early days of Below Deck history! Season 2 had Captain Lee, Kate, Chef Ben, Eddie and Kat! What more could you ask for??

This episode was tremendous! It gave us all the things! Drunkenness, potential threesomes and debauchery! We loved it!!!

The episode this week was mediocre at best but we still drank copious amounts of booze and did a DEEP DIVE like Michael Phelps!

WE ARE BACK YOU NAUTICAL LOVING MOTHERF*CKERS! It pained us to do it but we are finally recapping episode 8! Enjoy as you hide out avoiding the Corona virus.

We continue our in-depth coverage on Bravos nautical reality masterpiece "Below Deck Sailing Yacht".

THE NAUGHTY BOYS ARE HERE! Finally, we get the type of charter guests we have dreamed of! Shots are drunk, Stews are lifted like gym weights and chaos ensues!

This week we do a deep dive (no pun intended) on the episode, talk about Kate Chastains departure from the franchise and our new commitment to making the show better.

The fun continues as we drink ourselves silly and dive into Episode 4. This week also includes audio of the secret never before aired footage that was sent to us by the cast!

This week on the podcast the only thing we can agree on is to disagree! Xochitl thought this weeks episode was riveting TV! Justin thought it was.. meh.

We upped our studio game, recorded this podcast twice due to some technical issues and managed to stay semi conscious this episode! Enjoy!

WARNING: This was our first podcast... Ever! We decided on the spur of the moment one day to get drunk and record a podcast about Below Deck. We never thought anyone would care or listen. The audio is terrible and we are completely blitzed. For better content check out our recent episodes but if you really must... Here you go.