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The legendary Loudon Wainwright III, whose career has spanned over five decades, is known for his deeply personal songwriting and sharp wit – and oversharing. The patriarch of the Wainwright folk dynasty (which includes Rufus, Martha, their late mother Kate McGarrigle, as well as Lucy and her mother Suzy Roche), Loudon reflects on the balance between oversharing and maintaining privacy in his music in this episode of Basic Folk. He candidly discusses the lines he draws when writing about family and how his experiences with grief have shaped his art. I'm proud to say that I think we found a line he would not cross in our conversation! Listen in to hear history in the making.We also discuss his latest live album, 'Loudon Live in London,' and his unique ability to unsettle and surprise his listeners during performances. We talk about his late father and namesake, Loudon Wainwright Jr., the famous writer for LIFE Magazine, who is present in everything LW3 does. We dive into his early days, including insights on his debut album thanks to a recent essay by Morrissey that highlights its significance. Moz points out that Wainwright has "the pep and readiness of someone who knows we will all soon be skeletons." After reading Loudon's very detailed memoir, Liner Notes, I had to ask him about his relationship to memory and also his reputation for memory. Loudon also touches on his acting career, revealing how roles in popular films – especially Big Fish and Knocked Up – have introduced him to new audiences. Elsewhere he reveals that he was at the 1965 Newport Folk Festival where Dylan went electric and shares his memories of that fateful day.Follow Basic Folk on social media: https://basicfolk.bio.link/ Sign up for Basic Folk's newsletter: https://bit.ly/basicfolknews Help produce Basic Folk by contributing: https://basicfolk.com/donate/ Interested in sponsoring us? Contact BGS: https://bit.ly/sponsorBGSpods Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands
Seth Rogen may be known for his stoner vibe and comedies such as Superbad and Knocked Up, but behind the scenes the actor, writer, weed-lover and pottery fan has also become a producing power player. The US stock market is spooked and Trump's henchmogul's companies are floundering – has the great dealmaker been building up the wrong nation? And Philippa Perry advises a reader: ‘That voice in your head telling you that you're saying the wrong things is not telling the truth.'
We're taking a look at male-oriented rom coms with this week's episode on Judd Apatow's 2007 comedy hit Knocked Up! Join in as we discuss comedy drug scenes, the rolling series of scandals that engulfed star Katherine Heigl, our favorite Seth Rogen performances, and the wide-ranging discourse the film inspired. Plus: Why are Apatow movies so long? Why doesn't Allison have her own home? Why did Allison start dating Ben? And, most importantly, how do you get pink eye? Make sure to rate, review, and subscribe! Next week: Assassin's Creed (2016)----------------------------------------------Key sources and links for this episode:2007 New York Times profile of Judd Apatow"Giving the Last Laugh to Life's Losers" (New York Times)"For Apatow, Opportunity Knocks" (USA Today)Dana Stevens's review of Knocked Up at SlateRoss Douthat's response to Stevens in The Atlantic"The Politics of Shmashmortion" by Dana Stevens (Slate)Conversation between Emily Nussbaum and Adam Sternbergh about the film (New York)"Heigl's Anatomy" Vanity Fair cover story"Katherine Heigl Clarifies Knocked Up Remarks" (People)"Star Shuns Emmys, Angering Producers" (New York Times)Daily News piece documenting Rogen and Apatow's response to Heigl"Seth Rogen Talks Feeling 'Betrayed' after Katherine Heigl's Knocked Up Comments" (Hollywood Reporter)Seth Rogen and Judd Apatow discuss their experience with Heigl on Howard Stern in 2009Circuit City allowed people to trade in HD DVD players for blu-ray players
It's the biggest news story of the year, possibly the last decade, Peppa Pig's mom got knocked up again! Carson and Gavin go deep into the world of these pigs and their friends, and it turns out it might be darker than anyone expected. Not to mention, they talked all about the unusual ban/unban of NBA Centel on Twitter, Trump's bruised hands, and a double header taste test, AND the return of Nextdoor Drama! Want to stay up to date with the podcast? Give us a follow on our social media platforms, and check out the video version of this show on YouTube in the links below! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ittakesallkindspodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/ITAKPodcast YouTube: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSQ1H-tYJrxroyz82ygvJoI9splHke-Ez 00:00 Intro 6:10 Gavin goes north pt. 2 24:52 Double taste test 36:05 NBA Centel banned 42:11 Peppa Pig's mom got knocked up 1:03:52 Trump's hand hurts 1:08:36 Nextdoor Drama 1:15:24 Whatcha Listening To? 1:19:16 Outro
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On air today, Adele is joined by Dr Raelia Lew to chat about all things women's health, from contraception to fertility, egg freezing, and more.Dr Raelia, is the Medical Director of Women's Health Melbourne, a board-certified CREI Fertility Specialist, and the host of the Knocked Up podcast, an accessible podcast that answers all your questions about fertility, pregnancy, and women's health. Adele loved having Dr Raelia on, and we hope you love this chat too!Listen to more of Dr Raelia on Knocked Up on Spotify or Apple.Book a consultation at Women's Health Melbourne or browse the website here.Follow Dr Raelia here.Enhance your pleasure with Ellechemy here.Have a question or confession? Not illegal pls!We want to hear about it. DM us on IG or submit it here:https://forms.gle/w8ZSeNJCP9oSknrZ6Follow us on IG:https://www.instagram.com/yoursafespacepod/Follow us on TikTok:Your Safe Space (@yoursafespacepod) | TikTokJoin the Facebook community:Your Safe Space Podcast Community | FacebookIf you are struggling with your mental health, please find some more mental health helplines below or chat with your GP.Helplines Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Is self-help real or nonsense? Jason and Peter have always been skeptical of the ability for self-help books and seminars to impact and improve a person's life…they even delved into the comedic aspects of the self-help world with their 2001 ABC sitcom “Bob Patterson.” So, when they discovered that Judd Apatow…uber successful screenwriter, producer, noted comedian, author and director of a myriad of cultural-defining comedies such as The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Knocked Up, This is 40, Funny People, Trainwreck and The King of Staten Island was a bit obsessed with the self-help genre… they needed to find out why! They discuss Judd's journey to self-help, his unique Ayahuasca experience, and why he writes his comedies as dramas! Really,no Really!!! *** IN THIS EPISODE: Is self-help real or nonsense? How Judd's parent's constant fighting enabled him to become a good producer & comedian. That one-time Judd took the hallucinogen Ayahuasca in exotic Studio City, CA… His comedic choices have become more geriatric as he's grown older. Was he afraid of being cancelled when returning to stand-up? The time high-school aged Judd asked Seinfeld to do a SECOND interview! Jason and Judd explore how they both came to the entertainment world. GoogleHEIM: David shares his Cable Guy faux pas! *** FOLLOW JUDD: Website: juddapatow.com Instagram: @JuddApatow Buy Tickets: www.juddapatow.com/events *** FOLLOW REALLY, NO REALLY: www.reallynoreally.com Instagram YouTube TikTok Facebook Threads XSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10:00AM 10:05 – 10:15 (10 mins) Weekly: Susie Moore, Deputy Managing Editor, Redstate.com New York Governor Kathy Hochul Says-When We Get Knocked Down-We Get Knocked Up-Back Up Again 10:25 – 10:37 (17mins) Comedian Tom CotterTom CotterSt Charles Funnybone Friday 7:30 & 9:30pm Saturday 6 & 8:30pm Sunday 6pm ABOUT TOM Comedian Tom Cotter has taken the comedy scene by storm since finishing as runner-up and becoming the Breakout Star from Season 7's"America's Got Talent." He lost to a dog act, but don't hold that against him; Tom was the first comedian ever to be a finalist on the show and was the highest finishing human being on the show that year. In August 2013, AGT asked Tom back to perform as a special guest star (along with Train) and then again to host “The Season 8 AGT Snapple Viewing Party.” In January 2019 Tom was again invited back to the AGT stage- this time to perform against the best of the best “Got Talent” performers from other years and around the world in “America's Got Talent: The Champions.”In one the most talked about sets of the entire competition, Tom received a STANDING OVATION from the adoring crowd. Tom's other numerous television and radio credits include "The Tonight Show,” “Last Comic Standing,” his very own "Comedy Central Presents... Tom Cotter, "The Howard Stern Show, Comics Unleashed, multiple appearance on CBS' "The Late Late Show" and Celebrity Host of “Gotham Comedy Live” on AXS-TV. You can find Tom headlining all of America's most famous comedy clubs including: The Comedy Cellar, The Improv and Caroline's On Broadway just to name a few. Tom has also been featured at the Montreal "Just For Laughs" Festival, the HBO Comedy Arts Festival and headlining "America's Got Talent Live" show at the Palazzo, Las Vegas. And recently, Tom was on the dais and took part in the Friars Club Roast of Boomer Esiason at the Waldorf Astoria in New York City. Tom is also aregular on Fox News Channel and co-starred on an episode of CBS' “The Good Wife.” In addition, Tom has performed in a wide variety of venues from Alaska to China. His appeal is truly international as he was summoned to London to tour and perform on British Television, and won The Seattle International Stand-Up Comedy Competition and Boston Comedy Festival as The Boston Herald noted “winning by the largest margin of victory in the history of the event.” Tom came out with his first book, “Bad Dad: A Guide to Pitiful Parenting” (Willow Street Press) in February, 2016 which is a collection of jokes, gags, one-liners and pithy bad advice for fed-up parents everywhere. It is this kind of versatility has allowed Tom to excel in other areas of showbiz as well. So whether it be comedy, voice-overs, or acting, Tom Cotter gives it everything he's got. "If laughter is the best medicine, Iearn to be drugged." 10:41 – 10:56 (15mins) Weekly Feature: “WHEEL OF AUDIO CLIPS!!” See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Why the man behind “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” is a self-help junkie.Judd Apatow is one of the most prolific comedic minds in the industry. Recently, Apatow produced Peacock's buddy comedy Please Don't Destroy: The Treasure of Foggy Mountain and Universal's romcom, Bros, starring and co-written by Billy Eichner. Apatow also directed, produced, and co-wrote with Pam Brady, the Netflix comedy The Bubble and produced and co-directed HBO Films' Emmy®-winning documentary George Carlin's American Dream with Michael Bonfiglio. His Netflix comedy special, Judd Apatow: The Return, released in 2017 and premiered to critical acclaim. Previous director credits include the Emmy®-award-winning documentary, The Zen Diaries of Garry Shandling, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Knocked Up and The King of Staten Island. He produced Academy Award®-nominated The Big Sick and Bridesmaids, as well as Superbad, Pineapple Express and Anchorman. For television, he executive produced Crashing, Girls, and Freaks and Geeks. Off screen, Apatow authored Sicker in the Head, a follow-up to his New York Times best-seller Sick in the Head.In this episode we talk about:The role of his parents' bitter divorce in his life and workThe balance between creativity and ambitionWhy so many comedians are so neuroticHis creative process, including some gems from the TV writer David MilchHis relationship to panic, and a hilarious story about freaking out on weedThe way he's started to understand the different voices inside of himHis recent experiment with ayahuasca, and what he learnedAnd the role of comedy when it feels like the world is on fireRelated Episodes:Bill Hader on Anxiety, Imposter Syndrome, and Leaning into DiscomfortDuncan Trussell on: Being a Spiritual Omnivore, Whether Psychedelics Are a Bridge to the Divine, and How the Gates of Hell Are Locked From the InsideSign up for Dan's weekly newsletter hereFollow Dan on social: Instagram, TikTokTen Percent Happier online bookstoreSubscribe to our YouTube ChannelOur favorite playlists on: Anxiety, Sleep, Relationships, Most Popular EpisodesFull Shownotes: http://www.happierapp.com/podcast/tph/judd-apatowAdditional Resources:Download the Happier app today: https://www.happierapp.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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A culture of copulation without condoms.Based on a post by shimm2, in 2 parts. Listen to the ► Podcast at Steamy Stories.Amy and Alonso were now regularly playing their game of condom “roulette”. So far, she had always been able to tell when he had a condom on, even when he tried to psych her out. Which meant half the time, their trysts could be consequence-free.As for the other half of the time, Amy knew that any contact between his bare cock and her vagina was a risk. At first, she was good about putting a stop to it right away. Then they’d do other things. She even tried anal once, to at least check it off the list.But over time, she found herself not speaking up immediately, when he pressed himself into her without protection. She knew it was a risk, but it was a moderate risk, a calculated one, instead of the all-consuming fire of complete submission.Once, it went on long enough that she felt his hands tighten on her hips in a way she recognized. It was almost time, but there was still a chance to stop him short, and she knew it was cruel at that point, cruel to both of them really, but she felt like she had to. He pulled out as soon as she asked him to, and disaster was averted. Probably anyway.The next time, she really wanted to feel him in her, but not risk getting that close to the edge.“Can you just; leave it in for a little while?” she suggested.“Sure,” he replied.It was comforting and peaceful just feeling him inside her. And still exciting, in a different way. She could feel every contour of his penis inside her, and every movement. Every twitch that meant more precum seeping into her milieu.“What shall we do in the meantime?” he asked, answering his own question by tracing a line across her stomach with his finger.Her abdominal muscles undulated under his touch, making her vagina tense around him. She knew he felt it by his quiet grunt, and how he firmed up more inside her. So she carefully tested out her vaginal muscles, trying to flex each one individually, seeing what made him react.His grunts were coming faster now, as their sexes conversed delicately. Every jolt between them sparked little aftershocks through her, like many peaks in miniature. She’d have been content to keep this up for hours.Suddenly she felt him swell up, more abruptly than she was expecting. She knew the options before her in that moment, and her mind nearly got carried away contemplating the path in which she said nothing, did nothing, and got to feel his seed filling her deep inside.Instead, she pulled herself off of him, knowing that there was no time to even ask him to retreat. She knew she had judged it right, when she felt hot liquid across her thigh. She tore off the blindfold, to see his semen dripping off her onto the sheets.“Did any get inside me?” she asked.“You tell me,” he said.“Did it?” she asked. “I need to know.”From what Carmen had described, it seemed like something she’d feel, but she couldn’t be sure without experiencing it, as far as she knew, anyway, and right now she needed to be sure.“No, your timing was impeccable, dear,” he said. Then he started singing, “I need to know, I need to know, tell me baby girl; Oh right. You’re too young to remember that song.”She still wasn’t sure how much comfort to take in that, but if neither of them thought he ejaculated inside her, she supposed that was she best they could do. Even so, she couldn’t stop fixating on it. If one of his swimmers reached her egg, would she feel that at all?She wondered what she would do if it happened. She’d be just like the girls she was interviewing. Not that she was all that different from them in general. Although they certainly came from all different backgrounds.Her next interview was with Lucy. She was a blond girl from Utah.“So I’m doing a story on teen sex and pregnancy,” Amy told her.“Well, I can tell you about pregnancy, obviously, but I didn’t get pregnant by having sex.”Amy was a bit confused for a moment, and tried to make that add up. “If you don’t mind; how does that work exactly?”“Jacob and I, he’s my best friend, we’re saving ourselves for marriage,” Lucy said. “So we weren’t having sex.”“Then what were you having?”Lucy sighed. She’d probably explained this a thousand times before. “We were soaking. You know, you put it in to soak? That’s all it was. That’s all it ever was. And yet now; ” She gestured at herself, visibly pregnant. Her formerly athletic figure had quickly filled out, to look more like Amy.“Are you saying Jacob never; ?”“Never what?” Lucy asked, really not getting it.“Never; well; ejaculated?”“No, no, no. Absolutely not. We never even got close to that point. That’s not what soaking is,” Lucy said. “Soaking isn’t sex. It’s just a pleasant way to pass the time until you can have sex someday. With your spouse.”And yet, that was pretty much what Amy had recently tried with Alonso, and they had both been almost to the point of orgasm by the end.Seeing Lucy in the family way was a chilling wake-up call for Amy. She’d gotten way too lax about this, and she wasn’t feeling comfortable with the risks she’d already taken. She risks that might already be taking root inside her.The next time she went to Alonso’s house, she managed to bring a twenty again, finally.He took it, but looked confused. “I thought we were enjoying ourselves.”“No!” she said. “I mean, we were, but we shouldn’t have. There’s too much at stake.”“What has you so worried about this now?” he asked, sitting with her, putting a comforting hand on her back.“I talked to this girl at school who, from what I can tell, got knocked up by a guy’s precum. They were doing what we did the other day.”“That will not happen with me,” he said. “Believe me, I’ve been married five times. You know why I moved to the States? Because back in Spain, I was in poverty from trying to keep up with all the child support payments. Every woman I’ve been with has gotten pregnant at some point. But never from that.”This was a lot of information Amy hadn’t had before, and she found herself getting a bit hung up on the fact that every single woman he’d been with had gotten pregnant. She really was playing with fire.“This other guy, probably he rubbed one out before he went to see the girl. That’s when it’s dangerous. He probably still had sperm cells hanging out in there from before. I never do that.” He said it with such conviction.“Okay, hand me the blindfold and flip the coin,” she said. “But you better pull out in time.”Knowing Alonso’s track record made her simultaneously more afraid of where this was headed in the long term, and more comfortable with taking the kind of risk today that they’d already taken in the past.“I’ll pull out as soon as you tell me to,” he said.She wondered what would happen if she simply didn’t tell him to. That would be a mistake, but she couldn’t be sure of herself anymore either.Then he was in the bed lying beside her, rolling her towards him.“Or if you’re on top, it’s up to you,” he said, guiding her up over him.He reached down between them to guide him in for her. She could feel that he was naked inside her this time. It was a thrill, but she really did have to be careful. She started gently rolling her hips back and forth, feeling his flesh slide against her walls. He started moving in concert with her at first, his cock pressing eagerly up into her center.She was quickly getting worked up, but she couldn’t just ride him with abandon. She had to keep paying close attention to how his body reacted to every movement of hers. But that also made it more passionate, more intense. Every move she made was calculated for its effect on herself and on him.His tension was building, she could feel his fingers digging into her hips. She felt him swell up inside of her. She knew that to keep herself safe, this was the right moment to dismount. But pulling herself up off his cock was the hard option. It would be so easy to just not do that. Every woman he slept with wound up pregnant; she may as well enjoy it.But then; nothing. He stopped thrusting up into her, and managed to pull himself back from the edge. Disaster averted, at least for now.“I could’ve had you there,” he said.“Then why didn’t you?” she asked.He had already won, and the spoils of victory were his for the taking whenever he liked. He had pushed her to the point beyond reason where she’d willingly accept it. If not this time, then maybe the next time. It made her feel corrupted, but also it drove her wild.“Because I’m enjoying this more,” he said. “And because when I knock you up, I want you to choose it more affirmatively than that. Otherwise, you might not keep it.”When, not if. At his words, the orgasm that Amy was studiously keeping at bay could no longer be contained. It hit her fast and hard. She was shaking and bucking and moaning, desperately hoping that he could weather the tempest inside her. She felt her body squeezing and caressing him, betraying her.I’m not a breeder, she reminded herself. So why does my body react this way? She remembered what he had said. She was built for it. It was sure to happen sooner or later. She was starting to wonder if maybe he was right.When she came down from her high, she felt him approaching his again. She realized that she now had a certain power over him too. She had found a line he wouldn’t willingly cross. But she didn’t want to torture the poor man.She realized she’d already pushed her luck much further than she should have. So when she felt him swelling up again, she pulled herself off him with great reluctance, and brought her mouth down on him. She could taste herself and his sticky, salty precum. It was a relief, because she knew what his semen tasted like, and this wasn’t it. A moment later, he put a hand on her head and exploded in her mouth.Monday morning, her friend Jill was standing by her locker. Her flannel shirt was straining at the buttons now. “I heard about this little project of yours, through the support network.”“Support network?” Amy asked, before she realized. Of course the teenage mothers had a club. And now that was a social circle that Jill was a member of. “Oh.”“I’ll do an interview, I’ll tell you whatever you want to know, but I don’t want my name published. I don’t want anybody knowing it was me.”“That works for me,” Amy said. “Jill, I meant to apologize for how I reacted.”“I can tell. You’re changing, and that’s what matters.”Amy knew what she meant. Her interview series was an attempt to show Jill she could do better at understanding the other side of the issue. But Amy also felt like it was changing her on a more fundamental level. For god’s sake, she’d be pregnant with Alonso’s child already, if he hadn’t held back. And sooner or later, if Alonso’s predictions were true, Amy would be changing even more, as motherhood would mold her body around it.“Tell me what happened,” Amy said, when they found a spot to talk privately in low voices.“I thought I was doing everything right,” Jill said. “I was on the pill and Craig was good about always using condoms. But then there was one time the condom slipped off inside of me. So I had to get a morning after pill. There was another time that it tore during the act, and we didn’t find out until afterwards. Those emergency pills make me feel awful, by the way. When I missed my period, I realized that the pill wasn’t the right dose anymore. I had grown and gained weight since I got it prescribed. That time I got an abortion pill and stopped it short.”“Wow. I had no idea,” Amy said. What she meant was, you didn’t tell me any of this at the time.“I was ashamed, and I thought I could handle it myself,” Jill said. “It’s not something anyone has a right to know.”Amy nodded. “So what happened differently this time?”“Well, you know that Craig is off at college already, so we’re long distance. I was only with him the once on Thanksgiving weekend. And he wore a condom like usual. We didn’t notice anything wrong with it at the time, but it must have sprang a leak or something. I didn’t notice for like a month and a half, because I didn’t know anything had gone wrong. Maybe if I’d caught it earlier, I would have aborted again, but at this point? I’ve got a foster family lined up. I’ll give birth sometime this summer and be back on my feet for college in the fall.”“That’s; badass, actually,” Amy said.By now she’d heard a bunch of pregnant girls talk through their plans for how to handle it. They had each found some way to make it work. But Amy was impressed with Jill. Amy thought, when I get pregnant, that’s how I want to handle it. And then she realized where her thoughts had strayed, and she felt disgusted and ashamed with herself.“Thanks,” Jill said. “Are you cool with this?”“Yeah,” Amy said. “As long as you’re not recruiting me for the club.”Amy was having a hard enough time staying out of that club as it was. She worried that with a little pressure, she might tip.Jill laughed. “Of course not. I know you’re more of a never-ever kind of person. But I want you to know that if you ever find yourself in the family way, you can count on me. I’m here for you.”Amy gave her a tight-lipped smile. She didn’t feel like such a never-ever kind of person anymore. She could still hear Alonso saying it was going to happen sooner or later. She had even been ready to let it happen. In the moment, she almost wanted it. That scared her, but also excited her more than she wanted to even admit to herself. Nowadays all her most explosive fantasies involved feeling her lover spread his seed deep inside her. Or waking up already pregnant with his child. She was having a lot of trouble reconciling all of this with who she thought she was, the kind of girl who would never get into that situation.In the days after talking to Jill, Amy thought a lot about contingency plans. Whether she’d abort or carry it to term. Whether she’d keep the baby or give it away. She knew a pregnancy could take a while to detect; she might already be pregnant from the risks she’d taken with Alonso. Neither of them thought he had ejaculated inside her (if he was a reliable source), and she wasn’t 100% sure about his claim that his precum was sterile. Sure, she’d tried to put herself in the shoes of her interview subjects before, but these plans weren’t just thought exercises anymore.But also she felt bad for Jill. Jill hadn’t even realized in the moment that she was taking a risk. To Amy that seemed like being cheated out of the opportunity to choose it in the moment. When she got pregnant, she wanted to know it was happening.And as she said, Jill had done everything right, and life still found a way. It had been an uphill battle for Jill to stay childless, and eventually she had to surrender. Amy wondered how long she could fight that battle herself. Or if she should even try.Amy counted ahead. If she got pregnant before the end of senior year, she might have to skip a year of college. But that’d be fine. Lots of kids took a gap year.The next time she went over to Alonso’s house, she told him, “We don’t have to flip the coin anymore, unless you want to.”“Really? What changed?” he asked.“I’m not pregnant, if that’s what you’re thinking,” she said. Not yet, anyway. Though they were both obsessed with it apparently. “You’ve proven that I can trust you when it matters most.”She knew she might be overselling the extent of his virtue and judgement and self-control, but she wanted it to be true. And she didn’t want it to all be on her all the time.“So the training wheels are off?”She nodded and smiled. “Oh, the training wheels are all the way off.”He climbed onto the bed with her and kissed her. He kissed her all the time, but this felt different. She wasn’t his pupil anymore. She was an equal now in his eyes.He kissed his way down her body, making her shiver and writhe. This wasn’t a big change. They’d be doing basically the same thing as before, but with her eyes open for once. But they both knew there probably wasn’t going to be any coming back from this. Amy wasn’t sure he’d wear a condom with her ever again, and she was having trouble regretting that like she would have before.He tongued her clit until she squeezed his head between her thighs and her hips bucked uncontrollably. When he finally let up, his face was smeared with her juices, and she could feel much more where that came from.“You know you’re ovulating, right?” he asked.“What?”“Your juices are stickier this time of the month. You also get hornier, and more willing to take risks,” he said. “You didn’t know?”She blinked. It was news to her, and yet it explained so much. “No, I, ”It was something she hadn’t noticed about herself, but it was also valuable information about how this could play out. She’d be at her most fertile today. It meant the risks they took would be riskier, but it also meant that if she decided to get pregnant, there’d be a higher risk of it happening when she intended it to. She thought about Jill getting knocked up without even knowing it at the time. That wasn’t how Amy wanted it to go for her.“I didn’t mean to kill the mood,” Alonso said, moving up on top of her.Before he could press his weight down on her, she rolled the two of them over. Sitting atop his crotch, she guided his bare cock into herself. Knowingly, willingly, without a doubt. She knew there was a time when she would’ve never done such a thing, but something in her was broken now, or maybe it had just been reshaped into something new. It added a wicked delight to every sensation as she rolled her hips.“No, just the opposite, actually,” she said.She let herself seek her own pleasure for a while in pressing her clit against his pubic bone, but she wasn’t the only one.“Dios mio, Amy,” Alonso swore, struggling to hold himself back.“I thought it was cheating for you to warn me,” she said.“We’re not
A culture of copulation without condoms.Based on a post by shimm2, in 2 parts. Listen to the ► Podcast at Steamy Stories.Amy and Alonso were now regularly playing their game of condom “roulette”. So far, she had always been able to tell when he had a condom on, even when he tried to psych her out. Which meant half the time, their trysts could be consequence-free.As for the other half of the time, Amy knew that any contact between his bare cock and her vagina was a risk. At first, she was good about putting a stop to it right away. Then they’d do other things. She even tried anal once, to at least check it off the list.But over time, she found herself not speaking up immediately, when he pressed himself into her without protection. She knew it was a risk, but it was a moderate risk, a calculated one, instead of the all-consuming fire of complete submission.Once, it went on long enough that she felt his hands tighten on her hips in a way she recognized. It was almost time, but there was still a chance to stop him short, and she knew it was cruel at that point, cruel to both of them really, but she felt like she had to. He pulled out as soon as she asked him to, and disaster was averted. Probably anyway.The next time, she really wanted to feel him in her, but not risk getting that close to the edge.“Can you just; leave it in for a little while?” she suggested.“Sure,” he replied.It was comforting and peaceful just feeling him inside her. And still exciting, in a different way. She could feel every contour of his penis inside her, and every movement. Every twitch that meant more precum seeping into her milieu.“What shall we do in the meantime?” he asked, answering his own question by tracing a line across her stomach with his finger.Her abdominal muscles undulated under his touch, making her vagina tense around him. She knew he felt it by his quiet grunt, and how he firmed up more inside her. So she carefully tested out her vaginal muscles, trying to flex each one individually, seeing what made him react.His grunts were coming faster now, as their sexes conversed delicately. Every jolt between them sparked little aftershocks through her, like many peaks in miniature. She’d have been content to keep this up for hours.Suddenly she felt him swell up, more abruptly than she was expecting. She knew the options before her in that moment, and her mind nearly got carried away contemplating the path in which she said nothing, did nothing, and got to feel his seed filling her deep inside.Instead, she pulled herself off of him, knowing that there was no time to even ask him to retreat. She knew she had judged it right, when she felt hot liquid across her thigh. She tore off the blindfold, to see his semen dripping off her onto the sheets.“Did any get inside me?” she asked.“You tell me,” he said.“Did it?” she asked. “I need to know.”From what Carmen had described, it seemed like something she’d feel, but she couldn’t be sure without experiencing it, as far as she knew, anyway, and right now she needed to be sure.“No, your timing was impeccable, dear,” he said. Then he started singing, “I need to know, I need to know, tell me baby girl; Oh right. You’re too young to remember that song.”She still wasn’t sure how much comfort to take in that, but if neither of them thought he ejaculated inside her, she supposed that was she best they could do. Even so, she couldn’t stop fixating on it. If one of his swimmers reached her egg, would she feel that at all?She wondered what she would do if it happened. She’d be just like the girls she was interviewing. Not that she was all that different from them in general. Although they certainly came from all different backgrounds.Her next interview was with Lucy. She was a blond girl from Utah.“So I’m doing a story on teen sex and pregnancy,” Amy told her.“Well, I can tell you about pregnancy, obviously, but I didn’t get pregnant by having sex.”Amy was a bit confused for a moment, and tried to make that add up. “If you don’t mind; how does that work exactly?”“Jacob and I, he’s my best friend, we’re saving ourselves for marriage,” Lucy said. “So we weren’t having sex.”“Then what were you having?”Lucy sighed. She’d probably explained this a thousand times before. “We were soaking. You know, you put it in to soak? That’s all it was. That’s all it ever was. And yet now; ” She gestured at herself, visibly pregnant. Her formerly athletic figure had quickly filled out, to look more like Amy.“Are you saying Jacob never; ?”“Never what?” Lucy asked, really not getting it.“Never; well; ejaculated?”“No, no, no. Absolutely not. We never even got close to that point. That’s not what soaking is,” Lucy said. “Soaking isn’t sex. It’s just a pleasant way to pass the time until you can have sex someday. With your spouse.”And yet, that was pretty much what Amy had recently tried with Alonso, and they had both been almost to the point of orgasm by the end.Seeing Lucy in the family way was a chilling wake-up call for Amy. She’d gotten way too lax about this, and she wasn’t feeling comfortable with the risks she’d already taken. She risks that might already be taking root inside her.The next time she went to Alonso’s house, she managed to bring a twenty again, finally.He took it, but looked confused. “I thought we were enjoying ourselves.”“No!” she said. “I mean, we were, but we shouldn’t have. There’s too much at stake.”“What has you so worried about this now?” he asked, sitting with her, putting a comforting hand on her back.“I talked to this girl at school who, from what I can tell, got knocked up by a guy’s precum. They were doing what we did the other day.”“That will not happen with me,” he said. “Believe me, I’ve been married five times. You know why I moved to the States? Because back in Spain, I was in poverty from trying to keep up with all the child support payments. Every woman I’ve been with has gotten pregnant at some point. But never from that.”This was a lot of information Amy hadn’t had before, and she found herself getting a bit hung up on the fact that every single woman he’d been with had gotten pregnant. She really was playing with fire.“This other guy, probably he rubbed one out before he went to see the girl. That’s when it’s dangerous. He probably still had sperm cells hanging out in there from before. I never do that.” He said it with such conviction.“Okay, hand me the blindfold and flip the coin,” she said. “But you better pull out in time.”Knowing Alonso’s track record made her simultaneously more afraid of where this was headed in the long term, and more comfortable with taking the kind of risk today that they’d already taken in the past.“I’ll pull out as soon as you tell me to,” he said.She wondered what would happen if she simply didn’t tell him to. That would be a mistake, but she couldn’t be sure of herself anymore either.Then he was in the bed lying beside her, rolling her towards him.“Or if you’re on top, it’s up to you,” he said, guiding her up over him.He reached down between them to guide him in for her. She could feel that he was naked inside her this time. It was a thrill, but she really did have to be careful. She started gently rolling her hips back and forth, feeling his flesh slide against her walls. He started moving in concert with her at first, his cock pressing eagerly up into her center.She was quickly getting worked up, but she couldn’t just ride him with abandon. She had to keep paying close attention to how his body reacted to every movement of hers. But that also made it more passionate, more intense. Every move she made was calculated for its effect on herself and on him.His tension was building, she could feel his fingers digging into her hips. She felt him swell up inside of her. She knew that to keep herself safe, this was the right moment to dismount. But pulling herself up off his cock was the hard option. It would be so easy to just not do that. Every woman he slept with wound up pregnant; she may as well enjoy it.But then; nothing. He stopped thrusting up into her, and managed to pull himself back from the edge. Disaster averted, at least for now.“I could’ve had you there,” he said.“Then why didn’t you?” she asked.He had already won, and the spoils of victory were his for the taking whenever he liked. He had pushed her to the point beyond reason where she’d willingly accept it. If not this time, then maybe the next time. It made her feel corrupted, but also it drove her wild.“Because I’m enjoying this more,” he said. “And because when I knock you up, I want you to choose it more affirmatively than that. Otherwise, you might not keep it.”When, not if. At his words, the orgasm that Amy was studiously keeping at bay could no longer be contained. It hit her fast and hard. She was shaking and bucking and moaning, desperately hoping that he could weather the tempest inside her. She felt her body squeezing and caressing him, betraying her.I’m not a breeder, she reminded herself. So why does my body react this way? She remembered what he had said. She was built for it. It was sure to happen sooner or later. She was starting to wonder if maybe he was right.When she came down from her high, she felt him approaching his again. She realized that she now had a certain power over him too. She had found a line he wouldn’t willingly cross. But she didn’t want to torture the poor man.She realized she’d already pushed her luck much further than she should have. So when she felt him swelling up again, she pulled herself off him with great reluctance, and brought her mouth down on him. She could taste herself and his sticky, salty precum. It was a relief, because she knew what his semen tasted like, and this wasn’t it. A moment later, he put a hand on her head and exploded in her mouth.Monday morning, her friend Jill was standing by her locker. Her flannel shirt was straining at the buttons now. “I heard about this little project of yours, through the support network.”“Support network?” Amy asked, before she realized. Of course the teenage mothers had a club. And now that was a social circle that Jill was a member of. “Oh.”“I’ll do an interview, I’ll tell you whatever you want to know, but I don’t want my name published. I don’t want anybody knowing it was me.”“That works for me,” Amy said. “Jill, I meant to apologize for how I reacted.”“I can tell. You’re changing, and that’s what matters.”Amy knew what she meant. Her interview series was an attempt to show Jill she could do better at understanding the other side of the issue. But Amy also felt like it was changing her on a more fundamental level. For god’s sake, she’d be pregnant with Alonso’s child already, if he hadn’t held back. And sooner or later, if Alonso’s predictions were true, Amy would be changing even more, as motherhood would mold her body around it.“Tell me what happened,” Amy said, when they found a spot to talk privately in low voices.“I thought I was doing everything right,” Jill said. “I was on the pill and Craig was good about always using condoms. But then there was one time the condom slipped off inside of me. So I had to get a morning after pill. There was another time that it tore during the act, and we didn’t find out until afterwards. Those emergency pills make me feel awful, by the way. When I missed my period, I realized that the pill wasn’t the right dose anymore. I had grown and gained weight since I got it prescribed. That time I got an abortion pill and stopped it short.”“Wow. I had no idea,” Amy said. What she meant was, you didn’t tell me any of this at the time.“I was ashamed, and I thought I could handle it myself,” Jill said. “It’s not something anyone has a right to know.”Amy nodded. “So what happened differently this time?”“Well, you know that Craig is off at college already, so we’re long distance. I was only with him the once on Thanksgiving weekend. And he wore a condom like usual. We didn’t notice anything wrong with it at the time, but it must have sprang a leak or something. I didn’t notice for like a month and a half, because I didn’t know anything had gone wrong. Maybe if I’d caught it earlier, I would have aborted again, but at this point? I’ve got a foster family lined up. I’ll give birth sometime this summer and be back on my feet for college in the fall.”“That’s; badass, actually,” Amy said.By now she’d heard a bunch of pregnant girls talk through their plans for how to handle it. They had each found some way to make it work. But Amy was impressed with Jill. Amy thought, when I get pregnant, that’s how I want to handle it. And then she realized where her thoughts had strayed, and she felt disgusted and ashamed with herself.“Thanks,” Jill said. “Are you cool with this?”“Yeah,” Amy said. “As long as you’re not recruiting me for the club.”Amy was having a hard enough time staying out of that club as it was. She worried that with a little pressure, she might tip.Jill laughed. “Of course not. I know you’re more of a never-ever kind of person. But I want you to know that if you ever find yourself in the family way, you can count on me. I’m here for you.”Amy gave her a tight-lipped smile. She didn’t feel like such a never-ever kind of person anymore. She could still hear Alonso saying it was going to happen sooner or later. She had even been ready to let it happen. In the moment, she almost wanted it. That scared her, but also excited her more than she wanted to even admit to herself. Nowadays all her most explosive fantasies involved feeling her lover spread his seed deep inside her. Or waking up already pregnant with his child. She was having a lot of trouble reconciling all of this with who she thought she was, the kind of girl who would never get into that situation.In the days after talking to Jill, Amy thought a lot about contingency plans. Whether she’d abort or carry it to term. Whether she’d keep the baby or give it away. She knew a pregnancy could take a while to detect; she might already be pregnant from the risks she’d taken with Alonso. Neither of them thought he had ejaculated inside her (if he was a reliable source), and she wasn’t 100% sure about his claim that his precum was sterile. Sure, she’d tried to put herself in the shoes of her interview subjects before, but these plans weren’t just thought exercises anymore.But also she felt bad for Jill. Jill hadn’t even realized in the moment that she was taking a risk. To Amy that seemed like being cheated out of the opportunity to choose it in the moment. When she got pregnant, she wanted to know it was happening.And as she said, Jill had done everything right, and life still found a way. It had been an uphill battle for Jill to stay childless, and eventually she had to surrender. Amy wondered how long she could fight that battle herself. Or if she should even try.Amy counted ahead. If she got pregnant before the end of senior year, she might have to skip a year of college. But that’d be fine. Lots of kids took a gap year.The next time she went over to Alonso’s house, she told him, “We don’t have to flip the coin anymore, unless you want to.”“Really? What changed?” he asked.“I’m not pregnant, if that’s what you’re thinking,” she said. Not yet, anyway. Though they were both obsessed with it apparently. “You’ve proven that I can trust you when it matters most.”She knew she might be overselling the extent of his virtue and judgement and self-control, but she wanted it to be true. And she didn’t want it to all be on her all the time.“So the training wheels are off?”She nodded and smiled. “Oh, the training wheels are all the way off.”He climbed onto the bed with her and kissed her. He kissed her all the time, but this felt different. She wasn’t his pupil anymore. She was an equal now in his eyes.He kissed his way down her body, making her shiver and writhe. This wasn’t a big change. They’d be doing basically the same thing as before, but with her eyes open for once. But they both knew there probably wasn’t going to be any coming back from this. Amy wasn’t sure he’d wear a condom with her ever again, and she was having trouble regretting that like she would have before.He tongued her clit until she squeezed his head between her thighs and her hips bucked uncontrollably. When he finally let up, his face was smeared with her juices, and she could feel much more where that came from.“You know you’re ovulating, right?” he asked.“What?”“Your juices are stickier this time of the month. You also get hornier, and more willing to take risks,” he said. “You didn’t know?”She blinked. It was news to her, and yet it explained so much. “No, I, ”It was something she hadn’t noticed about herself, but it was also valuable information about how this could play out. She’d be at her most fertile today. It meant the risks they took would be riskier, but it also meant that if she decided to get pregnant, there’d be a higher risk of it happening when she intended it to. She thought about Jill getting knocked up without even knowing it at the time. That wasn’t how Amy wanted it to go for her.“I didn’t mean to kill the mood,” Alonso said, moving up on top of her.Before he could press his weight down on her, she rolled the two of them over. Sitting atop his crotch, she guided his bare cock into herself. Knowingly, willingly, without a doubt. She knew there was a time when she would’ve never done such a thing, but something in her was broken now, or maybe it had just been reshaped into something new. It added a wicked delight to every sensation as she rolled her hips.“No, just the opposite, actually,” she said.She let herself seek her own pleasure for a while in pressing her clit against his pubic bone, but she wasn’t the only one.“Dios mio, Amy,” Alonso swore, struggling to hold himself back.“I thought it was cheating for you to warn me,” she said.“We’re not
Amy interviews her pregnant classmates for the school paper.Based on a post by shimm2, in 2 parts. Listen to the ► Podcast at Steamy Stories.It was a Friday night with nothing else going on, and Amy was hanging out at her friend Jill’s house.“Now that we’re in the home stretch here, we should let loose a little,” Amy said. They were both admitted to college, and sure to graduate high school.“You mean like have affairs with older Casanova’s?” Jill teased.Amy laughed. Jill knew that Alonso, who had been her Spanish tutor, had become something more. Amy told Jill one version of it, anyway.“I meant maybe we should raid your dad’s liquor cabinet,” Amy said.“I can’t,” Jill said quickly.When she didn’t elaborate, Amy asked, “Not in the mood for a drink?”A longer pause. Then Jill explained quietly, “I’m pregnant.”“What?” Amy’s world came to a screeching halt.Sure, this kind of thing happened to other girls sometimes, but that was other girls. Not girls like Amy. She’d had it drilled into her all her life that there was a narrow path to success in this world, and not a lot of room for error. And a teenage pregnancy would definitely count as an error. And an unforced error at that. It wasn’t that Amy was ashamed of sex or didn’t enjoy it herself, but;“All you had to do is take precautions,” Amy said. “It’s so simple. How could you?”Jill was supposed to be one of the good ones, like her. Sure, she’d been hooking up with Dave, but how could she be so stupid? Amy felt dizzy and nauseous herself.“What the fuck?” Amy said, finding herself shouting.“‘What the fuck’ is right,” Jill said, blinking away tears. “I know it’s a surprise, but this isn’t something happening to you.”“Not happening to me? I’m losing my best friend!” Amy said, getting up off the floor. She couldn’t sit still, not while this was happening.“Maybe you are,” Jill said. “I; I think you should go.”Amy rushed out, not because she needed permission or needed to be told, but because she didn’t know how to handle this.It was a mile walk home, which helped her unwind, but didn’t really clear her head. If Jill was going to get an abortion, then maybe it wasn’t that big a deal. But if she wasn’t willing to drink, that meant she had other plans. Plans she must have been hiding from her. Amy wondered how long this situation had already been going on. How long Jill had kept it a secret from her already. She didn’t think Jill looked pregnant yet, but now she wasn’t so sure. She wasn’t sure of anything. It had rattled her whole worldview.When she went to school the next day, and it seemed like pregnancy was everywhere she looked. There were a couple girls with rounded bellies that stood out in the hallway. For girls that had already given birth, there was even a lactation room for them to use, repurposed from a supply closet. She saw a couple girls queuing outside it, waiting for their turn.She had kind of taken it for granted that this kind of thing happened. But now it was hitting close to home, and it seemed almost like an epidemic that was catching. Amy had heard of “baby fever” where spending time around pregnant women made you more fertile. She started to fear that at some point the school as a whole would reach a tipping point, where there’d be no stopping the trend.“What’s your next story going to be?” Barb, the head of the school paper asked her, in school the next day. “Amy?”“Oh. Right,” Amy said, trying to refocus. “Have any of you noticed how many girls in our school get pregnant?”“Sure,” her classmate Bill said. “It happens, and we’re a large school with a slightly higher than average rate of teen pregnancy, so there’s definitely a few around.”“I; I just don’t understand it,” Amy said with frustration. She felt guilty about how she reacted to Jill’s news, but Jill was avoiding her today, and Amy wasn’t ready to make up yet. She realized she needed to work on herself first. “Like, how could you let that happen to you?”“Not everyone 'lets it happen’,” Maria said across the table.“I know that rape is a problem, but most of the pregnancies around here aren’t from that, or we’d see more boys getting charged.”“You can’t know that for sure,” Maria said. “It often goes unreported.”“I don’t think it’s as simple as you think,” Bill said.“Well I think it is,” Amy said, trying not to get too wound up. “So I want to understand why it happens. I’m thinking, an interview series with girls who are pregnant or have been in the past.”Bard said, “Okay. It’s a touchy subject, so tread carefully. I look forward to reading your piece when it’s done.”After school, Amy went over to Alonso’s house. He had been tutoring her in Spanish, up until she aced the AP exam and then finally gave herself permission to kiss him. That ended their tutoring relationship, and started the relationship they had now.He answered the door in a bathrobe, and brought her in quickly. She’d been eighteen when they first kissed, but he was still self-conscious about being seen with her. And it wasn’t like Amy was going to introduce him to her mother or anything. What they had was raw and physical. Except for the “raw” part.In his bedroom, she took off her shirt, and he embraced her from behind, kissing her on the back of her neck as his hands reached around for her breasts. It made her breath catch every time.He undid her pants as she leaned back, melting into him. She could feel his cock pressing against her from behind. She climbed onto the bed and paused on all fours, and asked, “Is this how you want me?”“No foreplay?” he asked.“I’m in a wild mood today,” she said.“Training wheels on or off?” he asked.She reached down and fished a twenty dollar bill out of her pocket, and put it on the nightstand. This was part of their arrangement from the start.He knew she was a virgin while he was; the exact opposite. He considered sex with a condom to be just practice for the real thing. And while he had enjoyed tutoring her, he wasn’t going to tutor her for free. So when she wanted him to use a condom, she had to pay. She could hardly complain about the education he was giving her, but it was becoming harder to find the money.Now when she felt him pressing into her from behind, she asked to double check, “Is it on?”Alonso chuckled softly to himself. “Let’s consider this a teachable moment. I want you to focus on how it feels, and see if you can tell for yourself.”After all thinking about Jill and seeing all the other pregnant girls at school that day, and thinking about her assignment, Amy wanted to be certain. She resented being denied that, but for the moment she played along.She focused on where they were in contact, his flared cock head pressing into the opening of her vagina. Even just that little bit of him was an intense pressure inside of her; sometimes she couldn’t take the full length of him. It felt so, so good, and made her hunger to feel him push deeper into her. Of course that would be a mistake if he wasn’t wearing protection. She wanted to push her hips back against him; it took all her resolve not to. Not yet. But even when she tried to analyze everything she was feeling down there, she couldn’t tell. It felt like it always did, although concentrating on it made it more intense.Would he really penetrate her bareback? She didn’t think so, not when she was paying him, but she couldn’t be entirely sure. Guys pulled this kind of trick all the time, and she couldn’t count on Alonso being better than them. Which meant that even this contact of his tip to her hole was dangerous. Her heart was starting to race.“I don’t know, okay?” she said, feeling defeated and inadequate.“It’s okay,” he said soothingly. “You don’t have any basis of comparison. Someday you will. We can try that whenever you’re ready.”She didn’t like the fact that she couldn’t tell. It worried her, even now, that he could slip it off and she might not even know.“Okay,” she said. “Show me.”She felt feverish and tense. She almost jumped when she felt him nudge against her again. Just the tip, barely inside of her, and he stopped there, letting her feel it.He felt bigger, if she wasn’t fooling herself. And the friction between them was; different. She could feel more of the flare of his cock’s head.“More,” she said.He slid more of his shaft into her. She was incredibly wet, fitting him in more easily than usual, even though he definitely felt bigger without a condom on. And then he stopped there, letting her savor the sensations. This was different, and she was relieved that she could tell the difference so clearly. Even so, it made her aware of what she’d been missing out on all this time. She knew she was lucky he wasn’t actively fucking her, because she wasn’t sure she’d want to stop.His cock pulsed inside her, and Amy recognized that. Whenever she was sucking or jacking him off, his cock would do that sometimes, and a drip of precum would glide down from the top. Feeling that happen inside her was a reminder that this wasn’t safe. She had already gotten carried away, but she had to stop it there. She pulled away, and even the feeling of his shaft on its way out of her was delicious.“You want the condom back on?” he asked. “Or another blind test?”“Back on, please,” she said, desperate now for relief.When he slid into her again, she could tell he had the condom on again. It paled in comparison, but for better or worse, it got her mind off the risks involved. Though as they fucked, she kept thinking with disbelief that she’d actually let him put it in her bare. What if that was all it took?She was worked up already, and fast approaching her climax. But Alonso reached his first, maybe worked up by their little transgression. Amy could feel it when he filled up the reservoir tip inside her; she wondered how that part would feel without the condom, but that would definitely be going too far. A surefire recipe for baby batter.Knowing she was close, he kept thrusting into her, and she didn’t want to stop, but she kept thinking about what would happen if the condom slipped off now. If that happened, it would be too late by the time either of them realized what happened.“I can’t. I can’t,” she said, pulling herself off his cock. To her relief, the condom was still on and still holding all of his load, as far as she could tell anyway.“Not a problem,” he said. “You lie down, I’ll take care of the rest.”He spread her legs and brought his mouth to her crotch. Soon she writhed and whimpered, but it was bittersweet. It wasn’t the kind of climax she wanted most.“Do you want to talk about it?” he asked afterwards. “Why you’re so paranoid about this today?”She explained about Jill, and her story for the paper, and all the other pregnant girls, and how she worried it might be catching, but also saw no excuse for not taking simple precautions.“So what?” Alonso said. “Women get pregnant all the time. It’s not right or wrong. It’s a natural process. It just happens sometimes.”“Well, not to me, if I can help it,” she said. Alonso laughed at that. “What’s so funny?”“It’s just,” he gestured to her form, up and down. “Look at you. Thick thighs. Wide hips. Plump breasts. You’re built for it. It’s going to happen, sooner or later.”The way he was looking at her made her feel sexy, but what he was saying scared her. And she worried he might get carried away if they continued down this train of thought. They both might get carried away.“I’ve got to go,” she said, getting dressed.“Don’t be ashamed. It’s what I’m attracted to,” he said.At lunch the next day, Amy sat down next to Helen, who was gorging herself on peanut butter. Helen’s dowdy clothes did little to hide the almost spherical bulge underneath.“It’s Helen, right?” Amy said. “I’m doing a story on the teen moms in our school. I wondered if you might share how you ended up; uh; pregnant.” It sounded more awkward out loud.“Glad to talk about it!” Helen said. “I’m just so proud to be bringing this little one into the world. It’s the best thing I’ve ever done.”Her attitude was utterly foreign to Amy. “So you got pregnant on purpose?”“Well of course! I would only ever have sex for the sake of procreation,” Helen said. “The only sin involved here is that Zeke and I consummated our marriage a little early.”“Oh, congratulations! When did you get engaged?” Amy asked.She was getting the sense that this conversation wasn’t going to do anything to help her understand what goes into an accidental pregnancy, and thought Helen wouldn’t want to get into the juicy details anyway.Helen blushed. “Funny story, we did get engaged before we conceived, but; well; it was a matter of seconds.”Her words painted a clear picture in Amy’s mind. Helen and Zeke, conjoined and about to knowingly make a baby, and committing to marriage in that moment. She couldn’t picture herself doing that, but it did have a certain allure. Maybe someday, with the right guy.That Friday, Amy turned her room upside down looking for cash. She had to have a twenty here somewhere. She couldn’t be dead broke, could she? She couldn’t keep asking her mom for cash without explaining where it was going. Otherwise maybe it was time to get a job. But not in time to meet up with Alonso that afternoon.As she went to Alonso’s place, she reasoned that there were plenty of other things they could do, rather than risk it. But even after he ate her out, she found herself wanting more.“Come on, can’t we just skip the twenty dollars?” she asked. “Or you could spot me. I’ll have it soon.”He ran a finger close to her nipple, keeping her aroused. “If you go into debt with me, the conditions might be more than you’re expecting.”He was right. The glint in his eye made it clear that he would use her how he wanted if she gave him that opportunity. And then all her money spent on condoms would be effectively down the drain. It scared her, but she also felt her hips shift of their own accord, eager for that punishment.“How about this. We could play a round of roulette for free. Fifty-fifty odds. What do you think?”Oh god, he had her on edge, and he was asking her to leave her fate entirely to chance. Better than nothing, she supposed. She felt her pussy becoming absolutely soaked.“You know that letting you ejaculate inside me is something I can’t afford. That would cost me a lot more than twenty dollars.”“What do you mean, 'let me’? When I ejaculate inside you, it’ll be your choice as much as mine.”There was a lot to unpack there. 'When’? Like it was inevitably going to happen? And Amy wasn’t so sure it’d be intentional. It could be accidental for them both.He got up and handed her a blindfold. Funny, how he had that handy. “We can stop whenever you want.”So she could take the fifty-fifty odds, and if she could tell that he wasn’t wearing a condom, she could call it off.“Fine, I’ll play your game,” she said, tying on the blindfold. “Will you warn me when you’re about to cum?”“That would be cheating, would it not?” he replied. “Trust your instincts. You know what my tells are by now.”Lying on her back on the bed, she heard a coin flip, and if he was tearing open a condom wrapper, she didn’t hear him do it. Soon she felt the bed shift as he joined her on it, and she reached out, finding him by touch. It was a new thrill, discovering the shape of his body all over again like this.He kissed her shoulder, her collarbone. It was like he was everywhere at once, she couldn’t predict where he’d kiss her next. The heat was radiating from him as he loomed over her, close enough that she could feel the thin line of hair down past his belly button. And then there was the pressure, aimed perfectly true, pressing her open for him.As he crossed that threshold again, she remembered what it felt like before, both of the ways it felt, and she was pretty sure this time he was wearing a condom. He pressed into her depths, to where she had to stretch to accommodate him. The air left her lungs and she felt like she was never going to get it back.“Mm, I can’t believe we waited this long to do it this way,” he muttered in her ear. She could hear the smile.“You mean blindfolded?” she asked.“I mean raw. Unprotected. I always knew it was going to happen eventually,” he said.Her rational mind was repulsed at the thought, and all that came along with it. But it also gave her an unexpected thrill. But; he had to be psyching her out, right? She was pretty sure he was wearing protection; unless that was just wishful thinking.“Hang on,” she said, and he stopped thrusting into her, but he was still there, tantalizing her. “You are wearing a condom, right?”Inside her, his cock spasmed as if in response. It would be weeping precum, which could be carrying a few of his sperm.“Amy, I can’t tell you that,” he said.She was almost sure she could feel the ring of latex at the bottom of the condom. Almost.“I know you are. I guessed correctly, so now there’s no harm in confirming it,” she said.“Oh? That’s your guess?” he asked. “We can stop anytime you like. Heck, you can take off the blindfold anytime you like. Either way, it’s game over.”“Come on, that’s not fair,” she said.“Fair? I’ve played by your rules for months. This is a compromise,” he said.If he wasn’t playing by her rules, did that mean he was breaking them? He started moving in her again, and it was a struggle to hang on to conscious thought.“But you’re trying to get me to believe you’re not wearing a condom right now. If I that’s true, we have to stop. Are you trying to convince me to stop?”“No, I want you to be honest with you
Amy interviews her pregnant classmates for the school paper.Based on a post by shimm2, in 2 parts. Listen to the ► Podcast at Steamy Stories.It was a Friday night with nothing else going on, and Amy was hanging out at her friend Jill’s house.“Now that we’re in the home stretch here, we should let loose a little,” Amy said. They were both admitted to college, and sure to graduate high school.“You mean like have affairs with older Casanova’s?” Jill teased.Amy laughed. Jill knew that Alonso, who had been her Spanish tutor, had become something more. Amy told Jill one version of it, anyway.“I meant maybe we should raid your dad’s liquor cabinet,” Amy said.“I can’t,” Jill said quickly.When she didn’t elaborate, Amy asked, “Not in the mood for a drink?”A longer pause. Then Jill explained quietly, “I’m pregnant.”“What?” Amy’s world came to a screeching halt.Sure, this kind of thing happened to other girls sometimes, but that was other girls. Not girls like Amy. She’d had it drilled into her all her life that there was a narrow path to success in this world, and not a lot of room for error. And a teenage pregnancy would definitely count as an error. And an unforced error at that. It wasn’t that Amy was ashamed of sex or didn’t enjoy it herself, but;“All you had to do is take precautions,” Amy said. “It’s so simple. How could you?”Jill was supposed to be one of the good ones, like her. Sure, she’d been hooking up with Dave, but how could she be so stupid? Amy felt dizzy and nauseous herself.“What the fuck?” Amy said, finding herself shouting.“‘What the fuck’ is right,” Jill said, blinking away tears. “I know it’s a surprise, but this isn’t something happening to you.”“Not happening to me? I’m losing my best friend!” Amy said, getting up off the floor. She couldn’t sit still, not while this was happening.“Maybe you are,” Jill said. “I; I think you should go.”Amy rushed out, not because she needed permission or needed to be told, but because she didn’t know how to handle this.It was a mile walk home, which helped her unwind, but didn’t really clear her head. If Jill was going to get an abortion, then maybe it wasn’t that big a deal. But if she wasn’t willing to drink, that meant she had other plans. Plans she must have been hiding from her. Amy wondered how long this situation had already been going on. How long Jill had kept it a secret from her already. She didn’t think Jill looked pregnant yet, but now she wasn’t so sure. She wasn’t sure of anything. It had rattled her whole worldview.When she went to school the next day, and it seemed like pregnancy was everywhere she looked. There were a couple girls with rounded bellies that stood out in the hallway. For girls that had already given birth, there was even a lactation room for them to use, repurposed from a supply closet. She saw a couple girls queuing outside it, waiting for their turn.She had kind of taken it for granted that this kind of thing happened. But now it was hitting close to home, and it seemed almost like an epidemic that was catching. Amy had heard of “baby fever” where spending time around pregnant women made you more fertile. She started to fear that at some point the school as a whole would reach a tipping point, where there’d be no stopping the trend.“What’s your next story going to be?” Barb, the head of the school paper asked her, in school the next day. “Amy?”“Oh. Right,” Amy said, trying to refocus. “Have any of you noticed how many girls in our school get pregnant?”“Sure,” her classmate Bill said. “It happens, and we’re a large school with a slightly higher than average rate of teen pregnancy, so there’s definitely a few around.”“I; I just don’t understand it,” Amy said with frustration. She felt guilty about how she reacted to Jill’s news, but Jill was avoiding her today, and Amy wasn’t ready to make up yet. She realized she needed to work on herself first. “Like, how could you let that happen to you?”“Not everyone 'lets it happen’,” Maria said across the table.“I know that rape is a problem, but most of the pregnancies around here aren’t from that, or we’d see more boys getting charged.”“You can’t know that for sure,” Maria said. “It often goes unreported.”“I don’t think it’s as simple as you think,” Bill said.“Well I think it is,” Amy said, trying not to get too wound up. “So I want to understand why it happens. I’m thinking, an interview series with girls who are pregnant or have been in the past.”Bard said, “Okay. It’s a touchy subject, so tread carefully. I look forward to reading your piece when it’s done.”After school, Amy went over to Alonso’s house. He had been tutoring her in Spanish, up until she aced the AP exam and then finally gave herself permission to kiss him. That ended their tutoring relationship, and started the relationship they had now.He answered the door in a bathrobe, and brought her in quickly. She’d been eighteen when they first kissed, but he was still self-conscious about being seen with her. And it wasn’t like Amy was going to introduce him to her mother or anything. What they had was raw and physical. Except for the “raw” part.In his bedroom, she took off her shirt, and he embraced her from behind, kissing her on the back of her neck as his hands reached around for her breasts. It made her breath catch every time.He undid her pants as she leaned back, melting into him. She could feel his cock pressing against her from behind. She climbed onto the bed and paused on all fours, and asked, “Is this how you want me?”“No foreplay?” he asked.“I’m in a wild mood today,” she said.“Training wheels on or off?” he asked.She reached down and fished a twenty dollar bill out of her pocket, and put it on the nightstand. This was part of their arrangement from the start.He knew she was a virgin while he was; the exact opposite. He considered sex with a condom to be just practice for the real thing. And while he had enjoyed tutoring her, he wasn’t going to tutor her for free. So when she wanted him to use a condom, she had to pay. She could hardly complain about the education he was giving her, but it was becoming harder to find the money.Now when she felt him pressing into her from behind, she asked to double check, “Is it on?”Alonso chuckled softly to himself. “Let’s consider this a teachable moment. I want you to focus on how it feels, and see if you can tell for yourself.”After all thinking about Jill and seeing all the other pregnant girls at school that day, and thinking about her assignment, Amy wanted to be certain. She resented being denied that, but for the moment she played along.She focused on where they were in contact, his flared cock head pressing into the opening of her vagina. Even just that little bit of him was an intense pressure inside of her; sometimes she couldn’t take the full length of him. It felt so, so good, and made her hunger to feel him push deeper into her. Of course that would be a mistake if he wasn’t wearing protection. She wanted to push her hips back against him; it took all her resolve not to. Not yet. But even when she tried to analyze everything she was feeling down there, she couldn’t tell. It felt like it always did, although concentrating on it made it more intense.Would he really penetrate her bareback? She didn’t think so, not when she was paying him, but she couldn’t be entirely sure. Guys pulled this kind of trick all the time, and she couldn’t count on Alonso being better than them. Which meant that even this contact of his tip to her hole was dangerous. Her heart was starting to race.“I don’t know, okay?” she said, feeling defeated and inadequate.“It’s okay,” he said soothingly. “You don’t have any basis of comparison. Someday you will. We can try that whenever you’re ready.”She didn’t like the fact that she couldn’t tell. It worried her, even now, that he could slip it off and she might not even know.“Okay,” she said. “Show me.”She felt feverish and tense. She almost jumped when she felt him nudge against her again. Just the tip, barely inside of her, and he stopped there, letting her feel it.He felt bigger, if she wasn’t fooling herself. And the friction between them was; different. She could feel more of the flare of his cock’s head.“More,” she said.He slid more of his shaft into her. She was incredibly wet, fitting him in more easily than usual, even though he definitely felt bigger without a condom on. And then he stopped there, letting her savor the sensations. This was different, and she was relieved that she could tell the difference so clearly. Even so, it made her aware of what she’d been missing out on all this time. She knew she was lucky he wasn’t actively fucking her, because she wasn’t sure she’d want to stop.His cock pulsed inside her, and Amy recognized that. Whenever she was sucking or jacking him off, his cock would do that sometimes, and a drip of precum would glide down from the top. Feeling that happen inside her was a reminder that this wasn’t safe. She had already gotten carried away, but she had to stop it there. She pulled away, and even the feeling of his shaft on its way out of her was delicious.“You want the condom back on?” he asked. “Or another blind test?”“Back on, please,” she said, desperate now for relief.When he slid into her again, she could tell he had the condom on again. It paled in comparison, but for better or worse, it got her mind off the risks involved. Though as they fucked, she kept thinking with disbelief that she’d actually let him put it in her bare. What if that was all it took?She was worked up already, and fast approaching her climax. But Alonso reached his first, maybe worked up by their little transgression. Amy could feel it when he filled up the reservoir tip inside her; she wondered how that part would feel without the condom, but that would definitely be going too far. A surefire recipe for baby batter.Knowing she was close, he kept thrusting into her, and she didn’t want to stop, but she kept thinking about what would happen if the condom slipped off now. If that happened, it would be too late by the time either of them realized what happened.“I can’t. I can’t,” she said, pulling herself off his cock. To her relief, the condom was still on and still holding all of his load, as far as she could tell anyway.“Not a problem,” he said. “You lie down, I’ll take care of the rest.”He spread her legs and brought his mouth to her crotch. Soon she writhed and whimpered, but it was bittersweet. It wasn’t the kind of climax she wanted most.“Do you want to talk about it?” he asked afterwards. “Why you’re so paranoid about this today?”She explained about Jill, and her story for the paper, and all the other pregnant girls, and how she worried it might be catching, but also saw no excuse for not taking simple precautions.“So what?” Alonso said. “Women get pregnant all the time. It’s not right or wrong. It’s a natural process. It just happens sometimes.”“Well, not to me, if I can help it,” she said. Alonso laughed at that. “What’s so funny?”“It’s just,” he gestured to her form, up and down. “Look at you. Thick thighs. Wide hips. Plump breasts. You’re built for it. It’s going to happen, sooner or later.”The way he was looking at her made her feel sexy, but what he was saying scared her. And she worried he might get carried away if they continued down this train of thought. They both might get carried away.“I’ve got to go,” she said, getting dressed.“Don’t be ashamed. It’s what I’m attracted to,” he said.At lunch the next day, Amy sat down next to Helen, who was gorging herself on peanut butter. Helen’s dowdy clothes did little to hide the almost spherical bulge underneath.“It’s Helen, right?” Amy said. “I’m doing a story on the teen moms in our school. I wondered if you might share how you ended up; uh; pregnant.” It sounded more awkward out loud.“Glad to talk about it!” Helen said. “I’m just so proud to be bringing this little one into the world. It’s the best thing I’ve ever done.”Her attitude was utterly foreign to Amy. “So you got pregnant on purpose?”“Well of course! I would only ever have sex for the sake of procreation,” Helen said. “The only sin involved here is that Zeke and I consummated our marriage a little early.”“Oh, congratulations! When did you get engaged?” Amy asked.She was getting the sense that this conversation wasn’t going to do anything to help her understand what goes into an accidental pregnancy, and thought Helen wouldn’t want to get into the juicy details anyway.Helen blushed. “Funny story, we did get engaged before we conceived, but; well; it was a matter of seconds.”Her words painted a clear picture in Amy’s mind. Helen and Zeke, conjoined and about to knowingly make a baby, and committing to marriage in that moment. She couldn’t picture herself doing that, but it did have a certain allure. Maybe someday, with the right guy.That Friday, Amy turned her room upside down looking for cash. She had to have a twenty here somewhere. She couldn’t be dead broke, could she? She couldn’t keep asking her mom for cash without explaining where it was going. Otherwise maybe it was time to get a job. But not in time to meet up with Alonso that afternoon.As she went to Alonso’s place, she reasoned that there were plenty of other things they could do, rather than risk it. But even after he ate her out, she found herself wanting more.“Come on, can’t we just skip the twenty dollars?” she asked. “Or you could spot me. I’ll have it soon.”He ran a finger close to her nipple, keeping her aroused. “If you go into debt with me, the conditions might be more than you’re expecting.”He was right. The glint in his eye made it clear that he would use her how he wanted if she gave him that opportunity. And then all her money spent on condoms would be effectively down the drain. It scared her, but she also felt her hips shift of their own accord, eager for that punishment.“How about this. We could play a round of roulette for free. Fifty-fifty odds. What do you think?”Oh god, he had her on edge, and he was asking her to leave her fate entirely to chance. Better than nothing, she supposed. She felt her pussy becoming absolutely soaked.“You know that letting you ejaculate inside me is something I can’t afford. That would cost me a lot more than twenty dollars.”“What do you mean, 'let me’? When I ejaculate inside you, it’ll be your choice as much as mine.”There was a lot to unpack there. 'When’? Like it was inevitably going to happen? And Amy wasn’t so sure it’d be intentional. It could be accidental for them both.He got up and handed her a blindfold. Funny, how he had that handy. “We can stop whenever you want.”So she could take the fifty-fifty odds, and if she could tell that he wasn’t wearing a condom, she could call it off.“Fine, I’ll play your game,” she said, tying on the blindfold. “Will you warn me when you’re about to cum?”“That would be cheating, would it not?” he replied. “Trust your instincts. You know what my tells are by now.”Lying on her back on the bed, she heard a coin flip, and if he was tearing open a condom wrapper, she didn’t hear him do it. Soon she felt the bed shift as he joined her on it, and she reached out, finding him by touch. It was a new thrill, discovering the shape of his body all over again like this.He kissed her shoulder, her collarbone. It was like he was everywhere at once, she couldn’t predict where he’d kiss her next. The heat was radiating from him as he loomed over her, close enough that she could feel the thin line of hair down past his belly button. And then there was the pressure, aimed perfectly true, pressing her open for him.As he crossed that threshold again, she remembered what it felt like before, both of the ways it felt, and she was pretty sure this time he was wearing a condom. He pressed into her depths, to where she had to stretch to accommodate him. The air left her lungs and she felt like she was never going to get it back.“Mm, I can’t believe we waited this long to do it this way,” he muttered in her ear. She could hear the smile.“You mean blindfolded?” she asked.“I mean raw. Unprotected. I always knew it was going to happen eventually,” he said.Her rational mind was repulsed at the thought, and all that came along with it. But it also gave her an unexpected thrill. But; he had to be psyching her out, right? She was pretty sure he was wearing protection; unless that was just wishful thinking.“Hang on,” she said, and he stopped thrusting into her, but he was still there, tantalizing her. “You are wearing a condom, right?”Inside her, his cock spasmed as if in response. It would be weeping precum, which could be carrying a few of his sperm.“Amy, I can’t tell you that,” he said.She was almost sure she could feel the ring of latex at the bottom of the condom. Almost.“I know you are. I guessed correctly, so now there’s no harm in confirming it,” she said.“Oh? That’s your guess?” he asked. “We can stop anytime you like. Heck, you can take off the blindfold anytime you like. Either way, it’s game over.”“Come on, that’s not fair,” she said.“Fair? I’ve played by your rules for months. This is a compromise,” he said.If he wasn’t playing by her rules, did that mean he was breaking them? He started moving in her again, and it was a struggle to hang on to conscious thought.“But you’re trying to get me to believe you’re not wearing a condom right now. If I that’s true, we have to stop. Are you trying to convince me to stop?”“No, I want you to be honest with you
Craig Robinson took the bit role of Darryl on The Office into a career-launching mainstay in the ensemble. After years of sharpening his skills on the road as a musician and comedian, Robinson took off. From Chicago school teacher/ club bouncer to Def Jam Comedy Tours and Hot Tub Time Machine, Robinson discusses the time he auditioned for The Fourty-Year Old Virgin and Knocked Up, how a keyboard changed his comedic stardom, and the proper way to drink absynth with Danny McBride. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
These two really did too much. It was 2007, not 1807. They didn't have to get married cause they fell victim to tequila shots and got pregnant. It was modern times, my loves. Their relationship honestly sounds like the beginning to a bad a joke, but like in a genuinely funny way? Starring Katherine Heigel, Seth Rogan, Leslie Mann and Paul Rudd this week's deep dive recaps the 2007 Rom Com, Knocked Up.
In this episode, we're diving into the hilarious and unexpectedly heartwarming comedy, Knocked Up. Join us as we explore the wild, unpredictable journey of a one-night stand turned life-altering experience. Expect plenty of laughs as we discuss the film's take on responsibility, relationships, and those "high" times of personal growth. We'll also sprinkle in some thoughts on how a certain green herb seems to pair perfectly with Seth Rogen's iconic comedic style. Whether you're a fan of stoner humor or just love a good rom-com, this episode has something for everyone. Give us a follow on Instagram: @high.expectations.pod Reach out with comments or suggestions at podcast.highexpectations@gmail.com Music courtesy of Vince Sasso of the Vince Sasso Trio (check them out on Instagram! @vincesassotrio)
Jody and Precious dissect all things sex in the movie Knocked Up.
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In the 5 AM Hour: Larry O'Connor and Julie Gunlock discussed: Kamala Harris' husband Doug Emhoff admits to cheating on first wife after bombshell report he impregnated nanny Kamala's husband Doug Emhoff: "There is too much toxic masculinity out there" PS: He impregnated his kid's nanny EMHOFF'S HUSH MONEY: Second gentleman Doug Emhoff acknowledges affair contributed to breakup for first marriage Georgia activist steals the show after being introduced by Trump at Atlanta rally: 'Incredible' Where to find more about WMAL's morning show: Follow the Show Podcasts on Apple podcasts, Audible and Spotify. Follow WMAL's "O'Connor and Company" on X: @WMALDC, @LarryOConnor, @Jgunlock, @patricepinkfile, and @heatherhunterdc. Facebook: WMALDC and Larry O'Connor Instagram: WMALDC Show Website: https://www.wmal.com/oconnor-company/ How to listen live weekdays from 5 to 9 AM: https://www.wmal.com/listenlive/ Episode: Monday, August 5, 2024 / 5 AM Hour O'Connor and Company is proudly presented by Veritas AcademySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
He knows! All-Star Comics Journalist Gita Jackson and World's Finest Comics Expert Alex Jaffe fly into issue nineteen, taking on Space Pope Lobo, which members of the DC universe are Charli girls vs. Taylor girls, and the most shocking twist of the series so far. Chapters: Let's Talk Talent (09:12) Let's Talk About 52 #19 (12:17) The Backup (38:40) What's your favorite part of the issue? (44:11) The Blackboard (45:26) Asking The Questions at 52mailbag@gmail.com (52:20) A SMALL SELECTION OF THINGS REFERENCED: 52 Geoff Johns Grant Morrison Greg Rucka Mark Waid Keith Giffen Toxoplasmosis Ophiocordyceps unilateralis The Snowman (2017) Batman: Hush Westworld Armageddon 2001 Captain Atom Hawk Jeph Loeb Brian Michael Bendis Who Shot Mr. Burns? Pat Olliffe Drew Geraci 52 Aftermath: The Four Horsemen Birds of Prey J. G. Jones Skeets Heisman Trophy Dua Lipa Booster Gold Superman Lois Lane Jimmy Olsen Justice League Unlimited Lex Luthor Friday Night Lights Brat Lobo Animal Man Glen Powell Deadpool The Matrix Starfire Space Dolphins 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) Game of Thrones Devilance Darkseid Seven Soldiers of Victory Legion of Super-Heroes Emerald Empress Fearsome Five Fatal Five Alan Scott Brainiac 5 Matter-Eater Lad Kieron Gillen X-Men Jonathan Hickman Supergirl Supergirl (TV series) Weather Wizard Flash Wonder Girl Superboy Charli XCX Taylor Swift Young Justice Stephanie Brown Spring Breakers (2012) Rip Hunter Walking simulator Billy West Alan Moore Superman: Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow? Mister Mxyzptlk Brian Bolland Animal Man (1988 series) Animal Man (2011 series) Jeff Lemire Sweet Tooth The Killer (graphic novel series) The Killer (2023) David Fincher Snowpiercer (graphic novel series) Snowpiercer (2013) Sandcastle Old (2021) The Adventures of Tintin Hergé Succession Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004) Airplane! (1980) This Is 40 (2012) Knocked Up (2007) New Fun Comics Batman Wonder Woman Barry Allen DC One Million All-Star Superman Final Crisis: Superman Beyond Final Crisis Solaris Garth Ennis Hitman #1000000 Looper (2012) Rian Johnson The Flash (2023) Star Trek Star Wars The Acolyte Manny Jacinto Sol Lee Jung-jae Squid Game The Mandalorian Dave Filoni Clone Wars Andor Andy Serkis Planet of the Apes Rogue One (2016) Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic Star Wars: Visions Palpatine George Lucas Lost 52 Pickup is an Aftermath production, created by Gita Jackson and Alex Jaffe, and edited by Esper Quinn, with original music by Jon Ehrens. If you'd like to follow along, you can check out 52 at your local comic book store or library, or the DC Universe Infinite subscription service. The views and opinions expressed on this show are solely those of the show's personalities, and do not reflect those of DC Entertainment or Warner Bros. Please rate and review our show wherever you can, and send your questions and comments to 52mailbag@gmail.com. Never stop reading comics.
Learn a bit about reproduction, women's bodies, and a few of the movies that either do or don't set the most detailed expectations when it comes to making babies.Support Film Literate on Patreon!Guest: Charlotte Diazoni (Instagram)
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Find your smizmar and join us as we discuss season 5, episode 5 of Futurama, "Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch". The Podcast of Tomorrow is a Futurama rewatch podcast hosted by Alex Kuntz and Lindsay Wilson. Tweet us @podoftomorrow or email us at podoftomorrow@gmail.com __________ Theme Music: Fermi Paradox by Glitch | https://soundcloud.com/glitch Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/deed.en_US
This week started with Father's Day, so why not start it talking about a movie about someone finding out he's gonna be a father. This week we're asking if Judd Apatow's second film, Knocked Up, holds up. Also, Travis let's the guys in on a secret.
The comedy subgenre of “oh crap I'm pregnant and not ready to have a baby” is fertile ground. Pun intended. Recent years have brought us the likes of Juno, Knocked Up and Waitress, and to that list we add the focus of this episode: Babes.It should first be noted that the comedy chops behind this recent release are strong. Ilana Glazer penned the script along with Broad City alum Josh Rabinowitz, Pamela Adlon handled directing duties, and Glazer stars with the similarly wonderful Michelle Buteau. Of course, great talent does not guarantee good results. And R-rated comedy is a tricky area to navigate. So how does this one fare?Obviously, we'd like you to listen to the full podcast to find out. But we can say, like Glazer's character in Babes, initial results are positive.- Produced and edited by Marcus Doucette
Katie and special guest/surrogate sister JEN-A go deliver a baby as they re-watch the movie: Knocked Up! It's a nostalgic movie for them where they reminisce about endless quotes, former roommates, and their epic college beer pong table - complete with "Julie's Temple"! Okay but the movie itself is a journey alllll it's own! Come along as we meet Alison, a we-don't-know-how-old successful woman who drunkenly gets knocked up Ben, a 23 year old who apparently doesn't know how to put on a condom... And doesn't have a job... And smokes weed everyday... And doesn't pay taxes... Yeah spoiler alert: They do end up together LOL. With the help of Alison's sister Debbie and her husband Pete (and possibly with the help of Spiderman 3!), they discover what it means to grow up and become parents. We've got everything from smoshsmorsions to Googling murder in this time capsule of a movie! Released in 2007, it was written and directed by Judd Apatow and features an insane cast with Katherine Heigl, Seth Rogen, Leslie Mann, Paul Rudd, Jason Segel, Jay Baruchel, Jonah Hill, Martin Starr, Harold Ramis, Alan Tudyk, Bill Hader, and Kristen Wiig - JUST TO NAME A FEW!
"A one night stand that turned into something more."2007's most problematic movie is Knocked Up. This movie has everything: Katherine Heigl, managing a career and pregnancy, yet she's the villain. Seth Rogen? A walking red flag, yet we're meant to root for him. And Paul Rudd with Leslie Mann, whose marriage has more issues than a comic book store. Dive in as we unpack this comedic onion that makes you laugh and wince.Please Subscribe, Rate and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community.Follow us @RomancingThePodShow: on Facebook and Instagram Or RomancingPodSho on Twitter Up Next: Beautiful Disaster (2023)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
WNBA player Brittney Griner makes SHOCKING announcement that she KNOCKED UP her wife! RUMORS TRUE!
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Christen announces her pregnancy and how she found out.. team boy or team girl?
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Rob Cesternino and Akiva Wienerkur huddle up to recap season 20 episode 5 of HBO's hard-hitting sports docu-series, Hard Knocks.
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One of the most acclaimed filmmakers of his generation, today Judd Apatow graces the podcast to discuss his fascinating perspective on filmmaking, storytelling, creativity, and more. From directing This Is 40, Knocked Up, and The 40-Year-Old Virgin, to serving as producer for Anchorman and executive producer for Freaks and Geeks, Judd has made an indelible mark on Hollywood. Today we unpack the experiences, philosophies, and strategies that have shaped him into the unparalleled creator he is today. We explore his creative process, his approach to storytelling, the lessons he's learned from working with some of the biggest names in the business, and how he pays it forward. This conversation left me with a newfound appreciation of comedy not only as an art form—but as a powerful means of grappling with the complexities of the human experience. I hope you enjoy this one as much as I did. Show notes + MORE Watch on Youtube Newsletter Sign-Up Today's Sponsors: BetterHelp: BetterHelp.com/RICHROLL Timeline Nutrition: Timelinenutrition.com/RICHROLL Momentous: LiveMomentous.com/RICHROLL Babbel: Babbel.com/RICHROLL Whoop: WHOOP.com Plant Power Meal Planner: https://meals.richroll.com Peace + Plants,
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