Silly Bastards Podcast

The Silly Bastards back together ( minus Viewtiful J as he is off defendin' Murica -- not America don't get them confused) We attempt to do something different......a podcast sober!!!!!!! It was Sound's birthday weekend and we went to see boobies!!!!   Enjoy :)  

Sound Bastard (that lucky bitch --- we love you girl) got to hang with some East Coast Hopeful Suicide Girls and shoot with them as well. Sounds sits down with Taystee who kicks ass and arranged this sexiness of alt girls to come together. Follow her on Instagram @tayhopeful as well as the girls who were there --- @rebelle_outlaw_sgh, @envy_sgh, @carebeargirl_hopeful, @eilyaksg, @skella_sgh, @linnovasuicide, @dearly_dutch, @azzzera, @payton_suicide Grab a beer and not your yourself (only if you want too) and enjoy

Part 2 with Sound Bastard sitting down with Fuzzed Up Bear!!! Topics on hand include a battle with a schmuck from Florida, getting banned from a country and continued drinking. OH AND COUGARS!!!!!

Ladies , ladies, ladies, FUZZED UP BEAR IS IN THE HIZZOUZE!!!! Sound Bastard sits down with the leader of the Fuzzed Up Army himself Fuzzed Up Bear. She gets a wee bit drunk in this Part 1 of 2 with the man behind the Instagram fame. Discussing the beginning of his career, working with Suicide Girls and why cougars are awesome. After a long pee break stay tuned for Part 2 coming later this week.

Sound Bastard got her own show!!!!   She'll be out on the road speaking with Suicide Girl Hopefuls and other Alt Models. A day in the life with the girls who look stunning with and without clothes.  And they have tattoos and piercings so triple joy!!!! Her first guest is DeDe a Suicide Girl Hopeful who's been carving her name out in the Alt Model scene.   What is heard cannot be unheard. You have been warned......like you care :)

Vash & Sound with a announcement for up and coming projects with The Silly Bastards.   If you like chicks and booze this announcement is for you :)    

After a mini-hiatus we are back!!!! Viewtiful J's Birthday, No Pants Subway Ride, Pillow Fights and just ramblings....its good to be back

Hellllllllllloooooooooooooooooooo New Yorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!! *Disclaimer* Due to an unforseen error the first 25 minutes of the show is missing. We are terribly sorry. We're not sure how this occured and can only apologize and hope you stick along for the ride. That being said, we were welcomed by Gaimova, a New York based gaming community, to perform a show for a live crowd. It was our first show for a live crowd and the live crowd did not disappoint.  It was loud, crazy and just loads of fun. And just the first of many more shows to come. So from the last true after party of New York Comic-Con --- The Silly Bastards live!

Our last episode before we get ready for the madness that is New York Comic Con. Per Sound Bastard's request (threats) we play Zombie Dice while attempting to run the regular show. We discuss boobs (shocker we know), does size matter? Nipples too this time. Awkwardness being naked with someone new. Sneaking in just the tip. 

Hello kiddies!! The bastards play Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3 and loser takes shots per Sounds rules. We discuss the glory/horror of booty shorts & U-Cut shirts. We take our stab at the DC movies coming up. Man of Steel mostly. We recorded this before Ben Affleck was announced at Batman in the upcoming movies.  

Ladies and Gentlemen!!!!! Welcome back VIEWTIFUL JAY!!!!! On this episode there are Suicide Girls.....sorta We discuss pornstars, strippers, some pitfalls of dating. And we are still reminiscing about San Diego Comic Con and discuss future #comicbook #movies

SUMMER BREAK IS OVER FOR US!!!! We're back to bring back the silliness you know and love. Viewtiful Jay is somewhere in Solmaila.....we think..... We attempt a horrible game of Change improv style, discuss squirters, and who is our favorite race to hate. 

Episode from back in April that never made it to air!!!! Viewtiful Jay is still conquering the world. But is on his way to returning to us soon. We discuss where our world travels willl hopefully take us. Chasing Amy Syndrome and random silliness. A few hiccups with the audio unfortunately. But the silliness survives. Happy Hump Day!!!!

Sausage Fest 2013 No Viewtiful Jay(again you good will hunting bastard :>) and Sound Bastard this week. Vash, Creepy, and Che run the show today.  The guys discuss food runs, going to far having naked photos on your phone or computer, and finally going through the balancing act of spending time with the your friends or the person your dating. It's another Hump Day with us!!!! Enjoy bitches!!!

We're outdoors again!!!!! And back to drinking!!!! Sound shows off her grilling skills during this episode. We discuss the word "Nerd".  We go after love -- Love at First Sight vs Love Over Time. And sex.....myths.... Sex Myths.... Enter at your own risk  Drink up and enjoy :)

Sprinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng!!!! Creepy is bitter that he's not at Erotica Expo in NJ and we hope he doesn't decide to eat us during the show. We enjoy the nice weather and record outside for a change. Topics on hand include tattoo's in the workplace, those evil things called posers, and when people wear clothing that doesn't match the weather season. Enjoy bitches :)

Here is our failed attempt at being movie critics. And it's a pretty bad attempt. We just go after bad movies...reallllllllllllllllllllly bad movies. And discusss actors.....Hollywood vs Broadway.  Ever seen a movie you wish was better.....yea we get bored and talk about that too... This is what happens on a down week with too much beer. Enjoy :)

We share the love this episode --- or drinks....probably drinks We attempt to sound smart and discuss the overabundance of text versus actual talking And sometimes people need an ass whooping --- mostly kids...we talk about them too.

Top of the morning!!! Yes St Patricks Day was this past weekend....and we get drunk....like really reallly drunk.....like weird shit happened drunk. Anyways we discuss our weekend, some party fouls of the past, and Vash reveals why you shouldn't play pranks on him and his family. Enjoy :) The Silly Bastards Facebook -- https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Silly-Bastards/448049431914350 Twitter -- https://twitter.com/Silly_Bastards E-mail -- thesillybastards@gmail.com Vash Killjoy Facebook -- https://www.facebook.com/TheeVashKilljoy Twitter -- https://twitter.com/BoondockSaint30      Che Bastard Facebook -- https://www.facebook.com/CheBastard Twitter -- https://twitter.com/chebastard Sound Bastard Facebook -- https://www.facebook.com/SoundBastard Twitter -- https://twitter.com/lluviawillow Viewtiful Jay Facebook -- https://www.facebook.com/ViewtifulJay88 Creepy Bastard Facebook -- https://www.facebook.com/Iamnotamime

Hello peoples :) Today we discuss going to work while being drunk And just random just wtf moments at work Enjoy :) The Silly Bastards Facebook -- https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Silly-Bastards/448049431914350 Twitter -- https://twitter.com/Silly_Bastards E-mail -- thesillybastards@gmail.com Vash Killjoy Facebook -- https://www.facebook.com/TheeVashKilljoy Twitter -- https://twitter.com/BoondockSaint30      Che Bastard Facebook -- https://www.facebook.com/CheBastard Twitter -- https://twitter.com/chebastard Sound Bastard Facebook -- https://www.facebook.com/SoundBastard Twitter -- https://twitter.com/lluviawillow Viewtiful Jay Facebook -- https://www.facebook.com/ViewtifulJay88 Creepy Bastard Facebook -- https://www.facebook.com/Iamnotamime

Hellllllllooooooooooooo again We have Creepy locked in another room for his own protetion in this episode For some reason we can't stop quoting cartoons and singing odd tunes....we hope you join us outloud and have people look at you weird :) Topics for the day Dreams -- they can mess with you...ask Vash ..... The horrors of ..... The Friendzone *ugh* Other names for sexual activity Grab a beer and enjoy :) thesillybastards@gmail.com Facebook - `Vash Killjoy Che Bastard Sound Bastard Viewtiful Jay Creepy Bastard https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Silly-Bastards/448049431914350 (yea sorry about the super long link) Twitter -   BoondockSaint30 (Vash) lluviawillow (Sound Bastard) CheBastard (Che) Silly_Bastards 

The first episode from the new Silly Bastards HQ Silent Bastard evolves into a new character Sound Bastard proclaims her love for a Suicide Girl Surviving going to the movies and other random silliness thesillybastards@gmail.com Facebook - Vash Killjoy Che Bastard Sound Bastard Viewtiful Jay (Sir Not Appearing in this title) https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Silly-Bastards/448049431914350 (yea sorry about the super long link) Twitter -  BoondockSaint30 (Vash) lluviawillow (Sound Bastard) CheBastard (Che ---duhhhh) Silly_Bastards ( again duh )

The Sausage Episode Sound is out with an illness ( get better Sound) so the guys are by themselves for the show. We go over choosing and cutting off friends. The need to be online just to be online. And making real life friends through the internet. It's 4 dudes and some liquor. This isn't going to be good. Enjoy :)

Looooooove is in the airrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Happy Valentines Day you silly bastards out there!!!! Does Casanova exist?? We debate And we reveal some romantic and not so romantic moments of our pasts. Enjoy :)

Special thanks to Vash's mom for celebrating her 62 birthday and making her wickedly evil strong coquito. Vash brings a bottle for the  Bastards to share. Sound gives out some "ideas" on being all sceience like and possibly blow shiznick up. The first Silly Bastards challenge is laid down.... We want to see you sing your favorite song and replace everyword with Blah Re-makes of movies --- The Unceccessary to the oh god why were you made.

Episode 15 ---- We made it this far??? Silent Bastard's Debut HOLY SHIT DRUNKMAN!!!! Champagne for everyone!!!!!!!!!!! Hear Sound Bastard filled with HATE over the mention of one particular actor. We also discuss natural born enemies -- Love / Hate of Adult Swim and drinking of course  Enjoy :) The Silly Bastards Facebook -- https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Silly-Bastards/448049431914350 Twitter -- https://twitter.com/Silly_Bastards E-mail -- thesillybastards@gmail.com Vash Killjoy Facebook -- https://www.facebook.com/TheeVashKilljoy Twitter -- https://twitter.com/BoondockSaint30      Che Bastard Facebook -- https://www.facebook.com/CheBastard Twitter -- https://twitter.com/chebastard Sound Bastard Facebook -- https://www.facebook.com/SoundBastard Twitter -- https://twitter.com/lluviawillow Viewtiful Jay Facebook -- https://www.facebook.com/ViewtifulJay88

The Muffin Man? Do you know the Muffin Man? We go over the innocense of Words We tackle Religion and tell them to stop touching little boys We knock over Posers while getting an Orange Julius....well hopefully get an Orange Julius & other wacky stuff Enjoy :) The Silly Bastards Facebook -- https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Silly-Bastards/448049431914350 Twitter -- https://twitter.com/Silly_Bastards E-mail -- thesillybastards@gmail.com Vash Killjoy Facebook -- https://www.facebook.com/TheeVashKilljoy Twitter -- https://twitter.com/BoondockSaint30      Che Bastard Facebook -- https://www.facebook.com/CheBastard Twitter -- https://twitter.com/chebastard Sound Bastard Facebook -- https://www.facebook.com/SoundBastard Twitter -- https://twitter.com/lluviawillow Viewtiful Jay Facebook -- https://www.facebook.com/ViewtifulJay88

Episode Lucky Number 13!!!! Common Courtesy in Public Changing Visiting Somewhere You Normally Wouldn't Go and beer :) Silent Bastard messing with us in the background sending us random pics and trying to mess with us with hand gestures The Silly Bastards Facebook -- https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Silly-Bastards/448049431914350 Twitter -- https://twitter.com/Silly_Bastards E-mail -- thesillybastards@gmail.com Vash Killjoy Facebook -- https://www.facebook.com/TheeVashKilljoy Twitter -- https://twitter.com/BoondockSaint30      Che Bastard Facebook -- https://www.facebook.com/CheBastard Twitter -- https://twitter.com/chebastard Sound Bastard Facebook -- https://www.facebook.com/SoundBastard Twitter -- https://twitter.com/lluviawillow Viewtiful Jay Facebook -- https://www.facebook.com/ViewtifulJay88

The Gag Reflex Show Odd places to take a piss Holding it in (Fart) Unloading the kids at the pool *hint hint* and a last topic thats just too cheesey to share here....just gotta listen and find out :)

First EPISODE OF THE NEW YEAR!!!!!! Happy New Years you fellow silly bastard listeners out there!!!!! We go over running into people you realllllly don't wan't to see. Attempting the daunted task of being friends with an ex. And we re-visist Quickies. Is there a bad time for a quickie?? Grab a beer and drink up folks!!! 2013 is the year of ulimate silliness!

Deck the your ex with a loaded ball sack HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Happy Holidays Merry Christmas Merry Kwanza and that Jewish holiday we can't spell right now Spend it the after holiday lull with us as we discuss presents and a special Silly Bastards 12 Days Of Christmas!!!!

Our first episode with 4 offical Silly Bastards. So what do we talk about? Nerds. Yup nerds. We tackle the fake nerds and the hardcore nerds. And just for the hell of it. PORN!!! Yes Porn!!! We talk about Porn. Grab a beer and maybe some sensual oils and enjoy!!

Che Bastard is sitting this one out. Helping diplomatic situations overseas. Or banging someone overseas we forget. Vash and Sound welcome a new Silly Bastard to the group. We go nerd on discussing comics, movies and fake nerds. NERDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDS!!!!!! Awww Ogre...good man....good man, Enjoy folks.

The Bastards audition a potenial new Silly Bastard. We discuss the shapes taste and weird stories of Boobs, Tits, whatever you wanna call them. Dating at work and going the extra mile when your toooooooo drunk for your own good.  We're sorry for the audio coming up a lil bit  off. We've upgraded the equipment but not the monkeys who work them.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....still kinda drunk here sorry. Bastards discuss DSL....DSL???  Yes DSL. If you don't know we will educate you. Sound Bastard flings objects at us for no reason other than she snapped for moment. WE help you decide when is the right time to buy that special someone your special gift. Vash goes back in time to revisit his first Punch In The Face. He goes back for a sloppy second uppercut with political tie-ins. You know this can't be good.

The Bastards are dating....Dating?? Yup Dating!! We discuss quickies, peaking at the opposite sexes goods, awkward moments that you wish to avoid, and usual all around silliness that only we could provide. So grab your beer or your crank and enjoy another round with the Silly Bastards.

WE'RE BAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!! After a week away from you lovely people, we're back with more liquor and more stupidness. Sound Bastard fights off an illness, so Vash and Che pick on her. We discuss being so drunk you see things that don't exist and kicking people in the face.

Hellllllloooooooooooooooooo Hurricane Sandy. We here at the Silly Bastards hate you. We return with the crew and our first Silly Bastard audition. Halloween , Porn, and First Impression are on the table today topped off with weekly original, Punch in the Face. P.S. We love you NYC,NJ Stay strong.

Guess who's back? Back again? The Bastards are back Warn a friend Back by popular demand is sound coorindator Sound Bastard as the boys discuss fondling on NYC subway trains, duck faces, and one of the Bastards got arrested?? Have fun  Bring beer :)

Hello once again one and all The Silly Bastards are back for Round 2 Due to unfortuante circumstances the Bastards are short regular Deadman But....welcome a new Guest Bastard and even aguest guest Bastard. That's right a guest guest Fashion, Boobs, and another round of Punch In The Face Enjoy :)

Welcome to the first episode of The Silly Bastards! Life Liberty and the pursuit of happiness be damned Beer Fun Beer Women Beer Panhandlers and Beer is on hand And possibly punching someone in the face Enjoy And we're sorry :)