Stupid Sexy Romance

The conclusion to the greatest story ever told…Listen to Em and Jamie devolve into madness with The Vampire King Part 2! Bloody good show. hah, get it? Finally on Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/77537693-em-jamieson All social media @TheSSRomance

 Welcome back to another minisode of Jamie’s Ruport. We discuss episode 4 and talk which character in Game of Thrones Shangie would be.

What happens what you forcibly mash fairy tales AND mythical creatures with an unbelievably vapid cast of characters? Genius, that’s what. Find us on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram @TheSSRomance Now on GoodReads!! https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/77537693-em-jamieson

This is a special weekly episode ruporting on Rupaul’s Drag Race! Jamie got really into it…. Twitter and Instagram @TheSSRomance

Having fun isn’t hard when you’ve got a super hot centaur guard…. Renee is a country girl at heart coming back to sell her grandfather’s Montana ranch. Little does she know that the horses and people on the ranch hold interesting secrets….. Twitter, Instagram, Facebook @TheSSRomance

This week Jamie and Em tackle, wrangle and writhe along with Unzipped by Angel Allen. This introductory book left us wanting more more more after Sadie, a hot virgin gives her best friend’s twin BROTHER a BJ at a club. For those of you wondering about who Gunther is, check out this page: https://www.youtube.com/user/guntherofficial Fav … Continue reading Episode 28 – Unzipped by Angel Allen (Swallow Me Whole book 1) AKA Conversations about Gunther the Swedish popstar →

What happens when several authors decide to write one short story? Hilarity, that’s what. Join Em and Jamie this week as they talk about Under His Protection, a story juicy, if it were chicken, it would get returned to the kitchen for fear of being undercooked! Enjoy!

This week, we release our SUPER late Christmas episode, except that the book really has nothing do with Christmas and everything to do with water safety. Hear Jamie rant about life jackets and all things naughty-cal hahah jk. ok, I’ll let myself out….

Okay! We are back with Hidden Hollywood by Kylie Gilmore! Follow the adventures of Claire Jordan, a super hot and sexy movie star, and Jake, a tech hottie. They’re both looking for love and bla bla bla…. you get the picture…. Find it here on Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/31446840-hidden-hollywood

 The loudest, drunkest, and the most inappropriate episode we’ve done. Have fun!

It’s almost the holidays and what better way to celebrate than to get your loved one a sex toy! Join us for part 1 of this magical hypothetical advent calendar filled with so much silicone, Pam Anderson would be jealous. Check out the show notes to follow this tantalizingly visual quest!

We are approaching the end of this series on “The Way to be a Sensuous Woman”! It’s been a weird and very groovy journey! And by groovy we mean totally unfortunate for women.

Annnd we’re back with Part 2 to Ways to become a Sensuous Woman! Join us on an erotic journey to the 1960s, In this episode, Jamie and I talk about diddling yourself, and how to use grocery store products creatively.

This week, Jamie and I enter the self-help, non-fiction genre with 1969’s “The Way to Become a Sensuous Woman” by J. This is a book about sex and how women should enjoy it to keep their man (who is so simple-minded, he’s akin to a caveman). This book is as liberated as house arrest. It’s dated, … Continue reading Episode 20 – The Way to Become a Sensuous Woman AKA how to please your man so he won’t leave you →

If you’d like to read along: http://a.co/3jkvdoa  Well, what can one say about a prequel that features a billionaire pale man that may or may not be a vampire and a woman so mind-numbingly saucy it’s like accidentally touching yourself with a ghost pepper? Well, I guess I said it. Mac Flynn does a hell of a job … Continue reading Episode 19 – The Pale Stranger →

 By far, my absolute favorite sex story cover of all time. Was I drawn to it because it looked horrible? Yes. Did the contents of this book make me snort with laughter? Yes. This book is 35ish pages of unadulterated (ha- get it…) fun.  

We’re back with a new episode of SSR! This week, I (Em), have a cold and we talked about Charlotte Stein’s Sheltered. Check out our episode if you like 1) terrible singing, 2) fruit analogies, 3) showtunes. Join us if you also like existential questions about what you call a man’s juicy butt and dreaming … Continue reading Episode 17 – Sheltered (or how a gritty Grease would play out if Sandy decided not to change) →

 This week, Jamie and I tackle “Protecting our Virgin” by Charlie Hart. Summary: Chloe is left stranded in Jamaica after her boyfriend of four weeks kicks her out of their hotel room for refusing to give up her virginity to him. He also grabs her passport from her purse and starts to shred it. Alone with … Continue reading Episode 16 – Protecting our Virgin (featuring some horrible accents) →

We will wait for you to figure out what ridiculous things the lovely Max Monroe has written about now. Yes, it’s a series, and yes it is in the same universe as “Tapping the Billionaire” but it now features hunky doctors! Woot woot! And yes, my Valley Girl voice IS annoying and I will never … Continue reading Episode 15 – Uhm…. A SUPER Sexy Doctor Romance →

This week in the world of romance, Em explains to Jamie the joys of doing the horizontal mambo Georgian style. This story by Lucinda Brant is book 2 of the Roxton Family series (how there are more than one, Em will never know). It follows Deb Cavendish, a high-class lady who’s interested in finding real … Continue reading Episode 14 – Midnight Marriage →

This week, Em and Jamie talk about Harry Potter Erotic Fan Fiction. Three spooky stories are investigated and one of Em’s own HP parodies.

Join us for a journey to Gulf coast Florida where silver fox Mark has returned to his home town for a high school reunion for the first time after his wife Julia died…. At a fancy-schmancy hotel, Mark meets Emma, a recently dumped 38-year-old New Yorker. I wonder what will happen?? Author: Roxanne St. Claire … Continue reading Episode 12 – Barefoot at Sunset →

If you dare to go any further, check out our Part 2 of The Red! (Complete with horrible jokes about David Bowie’s penis in Labyrinth)

Deviant, licentious, and very very naughty, this stand-alone book by Tiffany Reisz centers around a desperate woman named Mona St. James and a very mysterious man…. This book IS the dirtiest thing we’ve talked about to date and has therefore won our PLATINUM BODICE RIP! This completely made up certification means that you, the reader, … Continue reading Episode 10 – The Red: An Erotic Fantasy Part 1 →

Country mouse meets city mouse. And then they have sex and a long conversation about their relationship…. This novella by Juliette Poe takes place in Whynot, North Carolina (yes, it is a real place) and follows Trixie Mattel (erm, sorry Trixie MANCINKUS) and her city-loving ex-bf Ryland Powers in a lawyers-prove-they-have-souls-and-emotions kind of story! Follow … Continue reading Episode 9 – Ain’t He Precious →

Follow Jamie and Em on a journey to Minatsol! Jaymin Eve and Jane Washington’s Trickery Curse of the Gods Book 1 is a stunner! It’s funny, sexy, and cool! Woven into a wonderful fantasy world, these stories are rich with sexual tension and young adult drama! If you ever wondered what the literary baby of … Continue reading Episode 8 – Trickery Curse of the Gods Book 1 →

In this episode, we are examining “Taken for the Alien Prince” by Ruth Anne Scott! We are leaving Planet Earth and travelling to some star in Cassiopeia to follow Layla (an Earthling sex slave) and her owner, Jiri! This podcast episode is packed with alien jokes and lots and lots of mentions of tentacled aliens*!! *no … Continue reading Episode 7 – Taken for the Alien Prince →

Yes, fine… we left you hanging for a little while after that first steamy episode about Max Monroe’s “Tapping the Billionaire”, but you know what, we had to. It was just too much naughty info for one episode!!!! love ya! Twitter and Facebook @TheSSRomance

Finally on to a less depressing, more modern novel! This book by Max Monroe follows Georgia, a 20-something New Yorker and her super sexy billionaire boss. We really enjoyed this one so far, so check it out for yourselves (it’s a series, yay!): http://a.co/07OcLpk The cover just says it all!

Ok so maybe Jamie and I got a little excited to end “The Flame and the Flower” that we forgot to give it a Bodice Rip Rating. So, in this episode we maybe went on a tiny little tangent and decided to just talk about what constitutes a good romance novel in our eyes. Then, … Continue reading Episode 4 – Review and Tangents Galore! →

Finally! Like Prince Akeem, we have come to America! But, it’s not cool and dangerous 1980s New York, it’s Charleston in like, 1800. This episode follows Brandon Birmingham and his wife Heather in America. She tries to fit into her new life as mistress of a plantation, while he slowly realizes that his wife isn’t … Continue reading Episode 3- The Flame and the Flower Part 2 →

Join Em and Jamie on a comedic, dour, cringe-filled journey back to 1972, and then back again to 1799ish! Written by Kathleen Woodiwiss and published as the first mass paperback in 1972, this somewhat historical romance novel (where underwear doesn’t exist!) is the story of Heather and Brandon- two lovers that are forced together after … Continue reading Episode 2- The Flame and the Flower Part 1 →