Suicide Pact

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Standup comedians Ian Hunt and Cat Zini have to balance comedy with their graveyard shift jobs to pay the bills. They're beat up. They dream of a life as full time comics. If that doesn't happen soon they'll fill their pockets with rocks and walk into the Hudson. Listen and they'll live another day.

Ian Hunt, Cat Zini


    • May 20, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 54m AVG DURATION
    • 205 EPISODES

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    Ep. 200 - THE FINAL EPISODE

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2023 66:52


    We're ending the show, but don't worry we're not finished yet. 

    Ep. 199 - 60 Miles Per Hour

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2023 60:46


    Happy birthday, Ian.

    Ep. 198 - Bud Light Bug Fight

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2023 72:49


    People are mad about Bud Light cans. 

    Ep. 197 - Suicide Clan Ain't Nuthing Ta F' Wit

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2023 67:51


    Ian gets nunchucks. 

    Ep. 196 - 4D Nightmare

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2023 58:15


    Ian almost died at the movies.

    Ep. 195 - Relaxium

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2023 55:00


    We went to Florida and watched a Jared Fogle doc. 

    Ep. 194 - The Episode Where We Review New Comedy Specials

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2023 88:43


    Ep. 193 - The Banshees Of Ivermectin

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2023 73:30


    Ep. 192 - Int. Apartment - Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2023 72:10


    We're back!

    Ep. 191 - Turboautism

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2023 82:03


    You can't say anything these days.

    Ep. 190 - Hot Topics

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2023 82:22


    The show's still going. 

    Ep. 189 - Emergency Meeting

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2023 69:50


    Top G Tate podcast. 

    Ep. 188 - The Real Monster Is Dracula

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2023 58:16


    Ep. 187 - Pancake Feet

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2023 55:48


    Catherine learns about evolution.

    Ep. 186 - Tell Me You're Humorless Without Telling Me You're Humorless

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2022 80:49


    Joey Roses really stepped in it this time. 

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    Ep. 185 - Liver Kings Of Comedy

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2022 59:34


    Shallow Hal, Liver King, buccal fat, OBGYN.

    TEASER Patreon Ep. 39 - Unf*ck Your Butt

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2022 1:18


    Ep. 184 - Friendship Pilled

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2022 55:52


    Todd Phillips, Todd Glass, Phillip Glass, Ira Glass

    Ep. 183 - The Glorification of Rudeness

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2022 52:49


    Some movies are good and some are bad.

    Ep. 182 - Believe All Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2022 62:39


    This episode is mostly about cookies.

    Ep. 181 - AP Gender

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2022 66:16


    Binary? I hardly know her!

    TEASER Patreon Ep. 37 - Taylor Durden

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2022 1:29


    The Aaron Carter episode

    Ep. 180 - Piss Baby

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2022 58:00


    Age gap couples!

    Ep. 179 - Halloween Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2022 54:44


    Spooky Halloween stories and sounds. 

    Ep. 178 - They're On First

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2022 50:21


    Abbott and Costello meet Suicide Pact

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    Ep. 177 - The Fighter And The Cat

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2022 54:25


    Cat and Ian discuss Kanye West's "White Lives Matter" fashion choice and his relationship with Candace Owens, the fall of UCB, The Fighter and the Kid subreddit and a bunch of other stuff that I forget. 

    Ep. 176 - Exploding Milkers

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2022 68:20


    Ep. 175 - Fatherless Behavior

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2022 60:02


    Ep. 174 - Cat's In The Cradle

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2022 58:21


    Long dead the Queen

    Ep. 173 - Hulksplaining

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2022 64:40


    Ep. 172 - The Pee Tapes

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2022 54:53


    Sydney Sweeney's in trouble.

    Ep. 171 - Rage Against The Latrine

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2022 61:01


    How to be more assertive in the bathroom.

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    Ep. 170 - My Dog's Bezoar

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2022 62:27


    We're immortal now.

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    Ep. 169 - Mr. Reliable

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2022 56:03


    Back from Bermuda.

    TEASER Patreon Ep. 34 - Burger King Foot Lettuce

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2022 0:44


    Subscribe for extra episodes. 

    Ep. 168 - Cowabunga Fellas

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2022 64:49


    Ep. 167 - Minions Are Boys

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2022 51:35


    Ep. 166 - Family Cums First

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2022 52:49


    Disney original movie

    Ep. 165 - 1 On The Kinsey

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2022 52:18


    Uh oh an abortion ep :(

    Patreon Ep. 32 Unlocked - So Straight You're Gay

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2022 62:47


    I (Ian) got called into work and we missed our window to record this week so we had to unlock this Patreon ep. Expect a new regular episode as well as a new Patreon by the end of the week. SORRY!

    Ep. 164 - The Deep End

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2022 51:23


    We watched a TV show. 

    Ep. 163 - Why Is A Woman?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2022 57:15


    We watch that movie. 

    Ep. 162 - Chip And/Or Dale

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2022 60:14


    Ep. 161 - Justice For James Corden

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2022 61:59


    Monkeypox 

    TEASER Patreon Ep. 32 - So Straight You're Gay

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2022 2:07


    Sign up for Patreon for the full ep. 

    Ep. 160 - Assleisure

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2022 54:35


    Do you read this?

    Ep. 159 - Amber v. Johnny v. Roe v. Wade

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2022 70:10


    Ep. 158 - Steve Harvard

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2022 48:56


    Back on our bullshit. 

    Ep. 157 - Officer Square Head

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2022 51:34


    Ep. 156 - This Episode Is About What's Going On Right Now

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2022 64:43


    Severance, Pumping Iron.

    Ep. 155 - Jefferson Suicide

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2022 55:11


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