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I've been friends with Ryan for over 20 years. He's the funniest guy I know. He found out he has stage 4 Cancer and he wants to talk about it. We're going to be there for the ups and downs as he battles this toad. Laugher is the best medicine (next to actual medicine.) Come along and listen!

Shane Twerdun


    • Nov 18, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 43m AVG DURATION
    • 51 EPISODES


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    Episode 51 - A Tribute

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2024 66:28


    An episode fit for a King! Thanks to everyone who sent their stories and letters. I loved putting this one together - made me feel like I was hanging with Ryan again. Enjoy.

    Episode 50 - Nose-tradomus

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2024 21:55


    It's our 50TH EPISODE! Thanks to everyone who stuck around and continues to listen. Produced by: James Wood Media by: Missy Cross

    Episode 49 - Summer's End

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2024 21:28


    Ryan's back at home. We talk about NOFX, friends, and family.

    Episode 48 - LIVE IN FREDERICTON

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2024 76:03


    It's our first live show! We're coming to you from the Cap in Fredericton NB from a sold out room. Many thanks to all who helped us get here and who made the night so special. We had a blast, and we love you all! Produced by: James Wood Media by: Missy Cross

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    Episode 47 - Coast to Coast

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2024 26:56


    Ryan and I talk about our time together in Fredericton, and the success of our live show. Ryan is finally back at home, and he discovers some science while cutting his nails. Live show will be done and posted next week! Thanks to everyone for your interest.

    Episode 46 - Keep on Truckin

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2024 39:52


    I catch up with Ryan in the hospital and he lets us know what landed him there. We had a great talk, played GTP, and answered your always appreciated questions. One week until the live show! If you're in Fredericton, please come say hi. Thursday August 8th at the Cap.

    Episode 45 - Home Sweet Home

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2024 29:30


    Ryan made it back to Fredericton after another airport debacle. He tells us about his trip to Vancouver, flying in a helicopter, and receiving guests like an eccentric billionaire while laying in bed at his hotel. He also talks about his upcoming blood test and CT scan.

    Episode 44 - Ryan in Vancouver

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2024 38:29


    I caught up with Ryan during a break in his busy homecoming tour. It was a last minute podcast, so no producer James this time. He lets us know how its been going, and how he's balancing friends and rest.

    Episode 43 - Teriyaki Scorpion

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2024 15:33


    Ryan and I catch up quickly as he waits to board his oft delayed flight from Montreal to Vancouver. He's tired, I'm hot, we only have a quick window, but we did it. We podcasted. We're heroes.

    Episode 42 - Ryan takes Manhattan

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2024 50:04


    Ryan heads to NYC and stays in the South Bronx (JLO's hood), eats at the Seinfeld diner, and sees some music at the Bowery. All this and more! We play GHP and answer your questions too. Hey I'm walkin here!!!

    Episode 41 - Basic Instinct

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2024 44:31


    We catch up with Ryan the night before he heads to NYC. He tells us about his latest situation in the hospital that resulted in an enema and Kristen makes an appearance and asks us a question about crying.

    Episode 40 - Gabagool

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2024 51:50


    40th episode with special guest Kristen! Ryan's weight is down as he continues chemo, but his spirits are high. We talk plans and scams, look at the rest of Ryan's summer, play GSP, and answer your Q's. Produced by: James Wood Media by: Missy Cross

    Episode 39 - Every Dog Has It's Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2024 62:15


    Ryan gives us an update after a recent doctors visit. We talk about parks, dogs, play GTP, and answer your questions. Produced by James Wood Media by Missy Cross

    Episode 38 - What's Gonna Hurt More?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2024 30:45


    I catch up with Ryan at a Day's Inn before he heads to Lunenburg with his parents. He talks about some of the side effects from chemo returning as he hits his fifth week of treatment. We answer questions and start planning our trip! Produced by: James Wood Media by: Missy Cross

    Episode 37 - Ebb and Flow

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2024 49:49


    Ryan updates us on how he's doing, does a weigh-in, nails Guess The Price, and answers your questions. Produced by: James Wood Media: Missy Cross

    Episode 36 - Taste Test

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2024 36:37


    I review a Tom Hortons Pizza 'cause I Iost another bet to Ryan, he talks about accidentally shaving his beard, and we cover the effects of anti-psychotic drugs.

    Episode 35 - Shooting Star Guy

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2024 51:56


    We get a health update, and Ryan and I talk honestly about the future. Lots of fun here. Keep the questions coming lovelies! Produced by: James Woods Media by: Missy Cross

    Episode 34 - Just For Laughs

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2024 45:09


    Funky to funny, we go on a special journey today, play Guess The Price, and Shane talks about his secret brother Igor.

    Episode 33 - Anals of the Internet

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2024 61:40


    Lots to catch up on in today's episode. Ryan gives us an update, we play games, talk bets, and take your questions! Produced by: James Wood Media by: Missy Cross

    Episode 32 - Marketplace Men

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2024 38:52


    Ryan is back on chemo but feeling okay. We discuss the adventure of facebook Marketplace, Guess the Price stays strange, and we answer your questions! All here in the newest episode.

    Episode 31 - We're Rich!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2024 50:58


    We're back! Ryan talks about nachos while driving, his trip to Orlando, and how he's feeling. We play a very fun Guess The Price and answer your questions.

    Episode 30 - A Big Talk

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2024 26:00


    Ryan receives some heavy news and to shares it with us.

    Episode 29 - Lazy Ladies

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2024 48:01


    I catch up with Ryan in Orlando. He is on a lot of caffeine and sugar, and gives us a very important health update, before drawing up a time share scam. Another day in the life!

    Episode 28 - Lucifer's Hammer

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2024 56:06


    Ryan and I talk about the pleasures of aging, snagging things, and lucifer's hammer. Then we play Guess The Price and take the MAILBAG! Produced by: James Wood Media by: Missy Cross

    Episode 27 - Frightenstein

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2024 62:15


    We talk about the creepiest show in the history of television, play Guess The Price, and take your questions in the mailbag. Produced by: James Wood Media: Missy Cross

    Episode 26 - Madonna's Breath

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2024 52:21


    We got segment, we got updates, we got laughs! Thanks for being here everyone. Produced by: James Wood www.knockonwoodstudios.com Media by: Missy Cross @mindfulactorworkshops

    Episode 25 - Mark's Work Wardrobe

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2024 43:49


    We have a great talk about Ryan's new outlook, fashion, and flesh lights before playing Guess The Price and fielding some listener questions in our new Mailbag segment. If you got a question for Ryan send it our way! Produced by: James Wood Socials by : Missy Cross

    Episode 24 - One Step Forward, Two Steps Back

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2024 36:11


    Ryan and I talk right after his latest hospital visit. Produced by: James Wood

    Ep 23 - 10 Questions

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2024 46:06


    As Ryan prepares for his surgery, I ask him a series of questions that include his ideal hospital roommate, what's funny about Cancer, and how much a new washer/dryer set costs. Produced by James Wood: www.knockonwoodproduction.com

    Episode 22 - McRib Mama

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2024 36:30


    Ryan is joined by his mom Cathie, and they eat a McRib sandwich. After their review, we delve into Ryan's past to try to figure out what really happened at the Cave of Witches. She weighs in on the past year and talks about her plans to support Ryan during his surgery. Produced by James Wood: www.knockonwoodstudio.com

    Episode 21 - The 80's

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2024 44:34


    In this episode, we discuss ASMR, the 80's, and the fragile thread of memories. Ryan talks about falling from a moving vehicle. He also gives himself a needle! Produced by James Wood: www.knockonwoodstudios.com Chase Coulee link: https://open.spotify.com/artist/6J10zJMqAyTH0fQNCCo2No?si=Xg7zGGKoTbqItOWGz-6yVA

    Episode 20 - Sexy Beasts

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2024 39:36


    Ryan talks about his final round of chemo, takes a phone call, and we discuss people's fascination with sexy creatures.

    Episode 19 - Price is Right Pawn Shop

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2024 39:23


    Ryan begins his final round of chemo. We discuss business ideas, memories of the summer fair, and friendships. Produced by James Wood. https://www.knockonwoodstudio.com

    Episode 18 - The Whistleblowers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2024 57:36


    Ryan embarks on his next leg of treatment. Make sure to stick around to the end of the episode, we'll be playing a track from the new Chase Coulee album, "Found Myself Here." Follow him: https://www.instagram.com/chasecoulee/?hl=en Produced by James Wood: knockonwoodstudio.com Follow us: https://www.instagram.com/surpriseyouhavecancer/

    Episode 17 - It's A Wonderful Life

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2024 53:45


    Ryan and I catch up after the holidays, reflect on the year that was, and look forward to what lies ahead in 2024. This episode is sponsored by Young & Haggis Insurance. https://www.young-haggis.com Produced by James Wood. knockonwoodstudio.com

    Episode 16 - Zombie Stank

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2024 43:19


    We discuss Ryan's feelings around surgery, the holidays, and what monsters are the stinkiest.

    Episode 15 - The Third Nipple

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2024 41:29


    Happy New Year to all! Ryan talks about his progress and what lies ahead in 2024. We discuss our shared admiration for red heads.

    Episode 14 - Wiper Fluid Diet

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2023 37:00


    Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays Everyone! We talk about colonoscopies and Ryan's fear of going to hell. Enjoy!

    Episode 13 - Unbungable

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2023 39:59


    We have a lovely chat. Enjoy.

    Episode 12 - The Psychic

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2023 54:23


    Ryan tells us about hanging heavy shelves with tape, his Aunt Debby's wake (and bake), and meeting with a Psychic.

    Episode 11 - The Noisy Cult

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2023 59:00


    Ryan and I get deep after an Aunt Debby update, and then he tells me about a feud in the not so quiet streets of Fredericton with a bizarre family. Produced by James Wood. knockonwoodstudio.com

    Episode 10 - Date Night

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2023 43:09


    Ryan gives us a few updates before weighing himself. He also fills us in on his date with a married woman!

    Episode 9 - Cousin Adam

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2023 29:03


    We talk to Ryan's cousin Adam. He's Aunty Debby's son and he lets us know how he's dealing with her decision to forgo treatment.

    Episode 8 - Aunt Debby

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2023 27:13


    We talk to Ryan's Aunt Debby, who also has Cancer.

    Episode 7 - Jann Arden

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2023 24:30


    Ryan gives us an update, talks about regaining some strength, and gets a surprise gift from an old friend.

    Episode 6 - Ryan Goes On Vacation

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2023 46:32


    After a brief talk about our parent's food preserving practices, we hear all about Ryan's trip to Toronto with his friends. Also: We have a CANE MAN update! Please enjoy, we love you.

    Episode 5 - A Lot On The Line

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2023 37:40


    I talk to Ryan the day before he gets his CT scan results. We assess the odds and gauge his feelings. We catch up after he finds out, and he fills us in. We're also introduced to the mysterious "Circle.”

    Episode 4 - Changes

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2023 25:21


    Ryan finds out his CT scan has been moved by 6 weeks and must reassess his mental plan. He tries to stay positive, but the uncertainty is taking its toll. Sound by: James Wood www.knockonwoodstudio.com

    Episode 3 - A New Balance

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2023 48:28


    We talk chicken soup, the little league world series, how Ryan's life has profoundly and permanently changed, the importance of friends, and a little Dungeons and Dragons. Also, we have an instagram account @surpriseyouhavecancer

    Episode 2 - Chemo

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2023 40:39


    Ryan talks about Chemotherapy and the effects of the treatment

    Episode 1 - Diagnosis

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2023 53:41


    Ryan and I talk about him finding out he has Stage 4 Cancer. We cover the symptoms, the diagnosis, and the treatment plan. We get into the gritty details, so if you're squeamish, consider yourself warned.

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