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4chan, Kanye, Shia, and Drake, oh my!
More comedy talk this week. Rob also comes to a startling revelation. You won't want to miss it.
Rob explains the artistry that is reading books in bars. We also do some Yahoo Answers. Contrary to what some may believe, both of these actions are performative.
We expose the shit out of Joe Rogan this week. We also talk about Rob's recent reading habits. And it wouldn't be a classic episode without a little talk about Dads. Also happy Labor Day.
Another week, another ep. We sure do talk about things in this episode. Lots of things. Of all sorts of topics. A real variety of things. You name it, we probably talked about it in this one. Don't believe us? Listen and find out.
On this week's ep, we reveal who won the Weight Loss Challenge 2.0, and what the long term consequences are for the loser. Also, how about that Chinese Sun Bear, am I right?
Jacob Boyer has passed. He was really nice and had a local Emmy...
On this episode, we talk some old jobs we used to work, as well as conduct an informal exit interview with our disgruntled former editor, Mike Oxmaul, who spills the tea about what it's really like to work with the Buttery Males.
It's another Monday, which means it's time for another episode of The Buttery Males Podcast. Jake talks about his travels through Texas, Rob talks about the conservative mind palace, and Jacob shares his struggle with telling Sam Elliott, Billy Bob Thornton, and Mark Harmon apart.
Just Jacob and Rob on this one, bois. Jake was unfortunately killed by the Texas serial killer we foreshadowed awhile back. But yeah, RIP. On this episode, we talk mental health, ghost movies, political conspiracies, pretty much everything we always talk about. Honestly you're not missing much if you skip this one. God, I hope this isn't the first episode someone listens to.
The first time we uploaded this ep, our editor accidentally made a 6 hour recording of silence at the beginning and still posted it. The following is his only statement on the matter: "F*ck you, you don't pay me anyway." But yeah, we shoot the shit as per normal, and also announce The Weight Loss Challenge 2.0. Who will win? Who will lose? I don't know. Stop asking me.
We did a brand new segment this week that was completely original and not stolen reddit content at all. Also Jake talks sh!t about a very specific listener. YOU. That's right, YOU. You know who you are, and you know what you did, you sick bastard. And for that reason, I'm out.
Monday left me broken, Tuesday I was through with hoping, Wednesday my empty arms were open, Thursday mini sub hatch doors opened, Friday billionaires started back stroking, Saturday billionaires found a big shark and started deep throatin, Sunday billionaires were dubbed as throat goatin.
This week we talk about the Philly comedy scene and attempt some more Nice Guys and Nice Girls Matchmaking. It was a pretty fun time. Wish you were there? Well, you weren't. Stupid. You're just going to have to listen to the recording of it like everyone else. Loser. Better luck next time.
Rob and Jacob see if they can find love between incels and femcels.
Yahoo answers is a segment we do and here's another compilation of segments to prove it.
Soundboards are the lowest form of comedy and we would never stoop so low as to use one on this show.
What happened to real American values? Ya know? It's like what is happening to the American people.
This week the butterymales go DOWN UNDAAAAA with a very special guest from the micro-nation/prison-island of Australia. Dave is one of the intrepid hosts of the 3 Little pigs podcast and a very funny dude. After you're done listening to this episode you can go and listen to the 3LP podcast wherever you consume digital media.
Baby Yoda, what in the frickin heck is this gosh darn bullshit
What's the deal with misogyny, am I right?
It's a gambler's world
Don't even get me starte-
It's a southern St. Patrick's day special of sorts and Rob isn't the only thing that's luck of the Irish'ing down under
What's the deal with air freshener folks
This week the butter bois get a little bit serious and then a little bit silly about life's most introspective questions.
Whets up everybody, its another week and that means another episode of the PODCAST! ALSO! another week for rob to mess up the release date... imagine that... well this week we're down 1 host which means its prime time for rob to absolutely lose his mind of some BS going on in the world. And of course the host that isnt here is usually the one to wrangle rob in. The host that is here likes to set rob up and let him loose to see just how deep down the rabbit hole he can ghet. anyywa thats about it thanks again for the fun and times we have together
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This week the buttery males recorded the best podcast. Better than every other podcast recorded this week. Trust me, every other podcast is kind of heckin awful compared to the buttery males this week. If you hear one other podcast this week that's better than this episode we'll stop doing our podcast forever. Plus we've got a surprise guest towards the end of the episode so you'll have to listen to the entire thing, you can't fast forward to the end to find out who it is or we'll find you. Um thanks I guess --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
This week we had the mustachioed mad man Chris Snyder grace us on the podcast. Chris is a music journalist and a standup comic from the Lehigh Valley. He's interviewed some really interesting musicians and a few standup comics as well. Unfortunately(or fortunately) for everybody, Rob loses it about how awful standup comedy is nowadays so take a moment and check out this newest episode of the Buttery Males podcast --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app