The Table Roast

*Movie spoilers in this episode* Welcome back people!If you are here for the first time, WELCOME! This podcast is for actors, screenwriters and all movie lovers in general, we come together in order to tear movie scripts apart (all in good fun of course)!

*Movie spoilers in this episode* Welcome back people!If you are here for the first time, WELCOME! This podcast is for actors, screenwriters and all movie lovers in general, we come together in order to tear movie scripts apart (all in good fun of course)!Helooooo and a special thank you to the 10 people that listen to this podcast. This week's episode takes a fun dive into the world of rom-coms as we roast (or praise) the unparalleled, butterflies-in-stomach, love story that is How to Lose a Guy in 10 days. In this episode your two hosts discuss the ways in which this movie succeeds in being a CLASSIC rom-com while failing to endorse any type of normal body standard for women of the early 2000's, but hey! you win some you lose some.  Stick around til the very end to hear some particularly fun and interesting facts about this film from your host Kelly. As always sources are listed below, thanks for watching, please review on Apple Podcasts and goodnight and good luck! https://www.insider.com/interesting-things-about-how-to-lose-a-guy-in-10-days-triviahttp://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/h/how-to-lose-a-guy-in-10-days-script.html

*Movie spoilers in this episode* Welcome back people!If you are here for the first time, WELCOME! This podcast is for actors, screenwriters and all movie lovers in general, we come together in order to tear movie scripts apart (all in good fun of course)!Hi guys! Welcome to another wonderful week of living and being alive. Crazy how it just keeps on going, huh? This weeks episode is PASSENGERS featuring the lovely JLaw and the less lovely Chris Pratt. Scratch that I honestly don't like either of these actors very much but my disdain for them as artists PALES in comparison to how horrifying the writing in this movie is, so buckle up and get ready for a HOT ROAST. IN OUR HUMBLE OPINION, this movie is trash, flaming hot ugly garbage wrapped up in a beautiful expensive multimillion dollar bow made to look nice and pretty and hey I don't have a problem with that but I am going to roast the shit out of it with Sierra. This episode features mad lib themes such as Las Vegas and Dying. I've been thinking about dying a lot can you tell? Love you all, please comment, like, subscribe, share etc etc etc. Sources below!!https://www.uselessdaily.com/movies/passengers-trivia-21-fun-facts-about-the-movie/

*Movie spoilers in this episode* TW TW Welcome back people!If you are here for the first time, WELCOME! This podcast is for actors, screenwriters and all movie lovers in general, we come together in order to tear movie scripts apart (all in good fun of course)!Hello I want to first off give a TRIGGER WARNING for this episode as it contains discussion of sexual assault in the context of the movie "Ma." Hello my lovely ugly ducklings, I love you all and hope you are doing well this week!! In this episode, Sierra and I take you on a wild ride and we discuss the horror movie "Ma," which received mixed reviews from audience members, myself included. This is a movie I hated with a passion and found myself tearing to shreds in an attempt to form some sort of preliminary rewrite for the studios (hey studios! If you're interested give me a call).  This episode features some upsetting themes such as "Being a Christian" and "Retirement homes." Diarrhea may or may not be regarded as a beverage as well :((( If you can get through all that then you are a hero in my book. God bless, as always thank you for listening. Goodnight and Good luck to all my beautiful friends. Don't forget to share and leave a review on apple podcasts. Thanks!!Sources below: https://subslikescript.com/movie/Ma-7958736https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/a27692167/ma-movie-questions-plot-holes/

*Movie spoilers in this episode* Welcome back people!If you are here for the first time, WELCOME! This podcast is for actors, screenwriters and all movie lovers in general, we come together in order to tear movie scripts apart (all in good fun of course)!Have you ever owned a magic pair of pants? Perhaps magical lingerie? Then you know exactly what it feels like to be part of the SOTTP or "sisterhood of the traveling pants." Join Sierra and I as we deep dive into a quant,  yet rather science-fiction tale that chronicles the story of four 16-year-olds (year right) who keep in touch through a pair of pants. Sounds kind of bad when you say it like that huh? Love you all and thank you for listening. Shout out to our good friend Kelsey who is currently driving to her new life in Portland (it is Portland right?) Hope you enjoy this episode as much as Sierra and I enjoyed making it :))0 Sources below!!http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/s/sisterhood-traveling-pants-script-transcript.htmlhttps://www.tvovermind.com/10-things-didnt-know-sisterhood-traveling-pants/

*Movie spoilers in this episode* Welcome back people!If you are here for the first time, WELCOME! This podcast is for actors, screenwriters and all movie lovers in general, we come together in order to tear movie scripts apart (all in good fun of course)!HI EVERYONE! I have missed you greatly and I am so excited to be back at it again with a new permanent co-host: Sierra Olah-knee-check (sorry girl I can't spell your last name so there it is phonetically) Join Kelly and Sierra this week as they roast the absolute shit out of everyone's favorite and beloved coming of age movie: The Perks of Being a Wallflower! From Emma Watson's terrible American accent, to the fact that Logan Lerman looks like he's fully 21 years old, there  is much much this movie has to make fun of.  On the flip side this movie is full of some heavy subject matter and tender heartwarming scenes. This episode is packed full of truly touching conversations revolving around (but not limited to) ball slapping, poopy diapers, high school bullies and MUCH MUCH MORE!Thanks for listening, or watching (episodes found on YouTube) and sharing! Until next time, goodnight and good luck!Sources Below :D https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Perks_of_Being_a_Wallflower_(film)https://www.thethings.com/the-perks-of-being-a-wallflower-trivia/

*Movie spoilers in this episode* Welcome back people!If you are here for the first time, WELCOME! This podcast is for actors, screenwriters and all movie lovers in general, we come together in order to tear movie scripts apart (all in good fun of course)!happy Groundhog Day everyone, my favorite holiday :) Welcome back to ladies and germs to a very special episode. Love is in the air and wouldn't you know it, our favorite toxic love triangle is back and worse than ever. Bella and Edward and reunited in this saucy episode featuring Lindsey Normington as the handsome Jacob Black. This episode has a little bit of something for everyone as your host and co-host hash out important philosophical debates about such topics as vampire babies, non-consensual kissing (ahem... Jacob) and prison Tok Tok's. You're bound to have fun or die trying :) enjoy and as always, goodnight and good luck. Sources below!https://transcripts.foreverdreaming.org/viewtopic.php?f=956&t=9147https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1325004/trivia

*Movie spoilers in this episode* Welcome back people!If you are here for the first time, WELCOME! This podcast is for actors, screenwriters and all movie lovers in general, we come together in order to tear movie scripts apart (all in good fun of course)!Welcome back my cool cats and kittens! My apologies for the reprieve last week but we are back and better than ever!!This week's episode is a SCREAM ;) get it?? Nicole and Kelly get into some sassy fun discussing both porn and cats, of course not in the same context, get your mind out of the gutter. The two of them madlib the most iconic Scream scene, the intro to the movie that features Drew Barrymore as well as a less assuming, but just as fun, scene between Stu and Randy in the video store. As always, thanks for watching! Goodnight and good luck! Sources http://www.horrorlair.com/scripts/screamtranscript.txthttp://www.mtv.com/news/2204292/scream-things-you-didnt-know/

*Movie spoilers in this episode* Welcome back people!If you are here for the first time, WELCOME! This podcast is for actors, screenwriters and all movie lovers in general, we come together in order to tear movie scripts apart (all in good fun of course)!Red pill or blue pill? In this case it's actually red floss or blue floss...Hello everyone and happy Thursday :) This week is a very special episode because it questions everything you thought you knew about this universe. And isn't that what we all need during this tumultuous time, more existential quandaries? Well not exactly because this episode not only questions the mechanics of The Matrix and it's usefulness within the movie universe but it also roasts the shit out of this movie. Join our usually sassy host Kelly with her evenly matched in sass co-host Louka (No Last Name) This episode also features some genuinely super interesting facts about The Matrix franchise at the end of this episode. In this episode we cover the themes "single mom's," "Ikea," (Swedish Meatballs anyone?) and the always fun "Mid-life crisis." Thank you all for being here and I please email me with any suggestions for future episodes: Thetableroast@gmail.comAs always, sources are below. Goodnight and goodluck https://www.dailyscript.com/scripts/the_matrix.pdfhttps://www.hollywood.com/movies/matrix-facts-that-will-blow-your-mind-60227881/

*Movie spoilers in this episode* Welcome back people!If you are here for the first time, WELCOME! This podcast is for actors, screenwriters and all movie lovers in general, we come together in order to tear movie scripts apart (all in good fun of course)!Sorry Andrew A. I don't know how to spell your last name so today you're just Mr. A. Have you ever been humiliated by a man? That's a rhetorical question, we all have... But! Have you ever wanted to get back at him? Again rhetorical. Of course you have! This episode has a hefty dose of revenge, sweat and completely inappropriate jokes for high schoolers, luckily these high schooler are 28-years-old!! Join our host this week and she and Andrew A. roast (as well as admire) a classic 2000's hottie film "John Tucker Must Die." As 4 girls team up to ruin their cheating ex's life, Kelly and Andrew team up to roast the shit out of this movie. From silk hammocks for your ball sack, to doing bathroom lines of cocaine, this new and Improved version of JT Must Die has It all: laughter, love, life and comedy. You can thank us later and enjoy this wild, wacky ride. THANKS BYE! Sources below :)) Goodnight & Goodluck?? **Bonus ending!! Kelly and Andrew take a sassy quiz to find out which ex girlfriend from the film best aligns with their own personas. Sources: http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/j/john-tucker-must-die-script.htmlhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/bffneedsabf/which-john-tucker-must-die-girl-are-you-2jv98

*Movie spoilers in this episode* Welcome back people!If you are here for the first time, WELCOME! This podcast is for actors, screenwriters and all movie lovers in general, we come together in order to tear movie scripts apart (all in good fun of course)!This week is a fun one!!! Amongst themes such as "true crime" and "sugar babies," Kelly and her good friend Myles deep dive Into a classic family favorite: Cheaper by the Dozen. Not only Is the history behind this movie throughly Interesting, but so are the hot takes from our two hosts for the week. Well Kelly shares some mildly Interesting Internet "drama" Involving Alyson Stoner, Myles dishes about his thoughts on Steve Martin's brilliant, comedic mind (spoiler, he loves It) "Pasta De La Crotch" Is a phrase used too much for my comfort but I have hopes that the audience finds It laugh-worthy. This movie has A LOT going on and I'm glad I got to dive Into my past and revisit a family favorite while simultaneously ranking each of the 12 children from coolest to lamest. Listen to the episode to find out more! As always links are below and goodnight and good luck!!Sources: http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/c/cheaper-by-the-dozen-script.htmlhttps://www.funtrivia.com/playquiz/quiz177300144da68.html

*Movie spoilers in this episode* Welcome back people!If you are here for the first time, WELCOME! This podcast is for actors, screenwriters and all movie lovers in general, we come together in order to tear movie scripts apart (all in good fun of course)!Ho, ho, ho! Stop it Patrick you’re scaring him!! Yes it is in fact Christmas Eve and that means it’s time for a Christmas movie :) A terrible one… Join Kelly with her SWEETEST co-host yet: Kelsey Sweet. Not only is Kelsey a fabulous movie reviewer, she also is a fantastic artist and is personally responsible for The Table Roast logo! You can find her on social media under Kelseysweetart. This week the two of them tackle one of the worst Christmas movies of our generation: A Bad Mom’s Christmas. Themes included this week are Hard Core Prison Life and McDonald’s Playplace. Please enjoy as we anticipate there is something in this episode for everyone. Sources below! As always, thank you for listening and Goodnight and Goodluck!! Sources: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Bad_Moms_Christmashttps://www.scripts.com/script/a_bad_moms_christmas_1829

I AM SORRY THIS EPISODE IS ONE DAY LATE. I have been traveling and seeing family for the past few days and it has been a wild time to try and record while on the road but I managed to get a great episode with my good friend Sierra Olejniczak. *Movie spoilers in this episode* Welcome back people!If you are here for the first time, WELCOME! This podcast is for actors, screenwriters and all movie lovers in general, we come together in order to tear movie scripts apart (all in good fun of course)!Haven you ever wished you were a rich aristocrat traveling to Paris as a17 year old?? Well NOT ANYMORE. This week's movie is the super-thriller, action film TAKEN. If COIVD hasn't stopped you from traveling to Europe then this movie will. Starring daddy hunk Liam Neeson, this movie has a little bit of everything: punching, hitting, slapping and neck-breaking. We cover the upsetting themes of Virgin Weddings and the year 2020 as we recap this wonderful film for you. As always my resources are below and I will be doing my utmost to get next week's episode out on Wednesday at midnight as usual. As always thank you for listening and Good night and Good luck!!!Sourceshttps://www.scripts.com/script/taken_19328https://www.irishpost.com/news/10-liam-neeson-taken-facts-160167

*Movie spoilers in this episode* Welcome back people!If you are here for the first time, WELCOME! This podcast is for actors, screenwriters and all movie lovers in general, we come together in order to tear movie scripts apart (all in good fun of course)!This week's episode is a little different. It's a little crazy and a little wacky but we here are The Table Roast are sure you can handle it. It's all KELLY all the time! You heard right folks, this week's episode is 100% pure, unadulterated, Kelly Curran. With COVID-19 ruining lives and the Holidays just around the corner to ruin bank account, Kelly thought it would be best to share a little one-on-one time with her fans. But don't worry we still have plenty of hot takes and movie mad-libbing ahead. In this episode Kelly cover 3 big movie monologues from: Legally Blonde, The Devil Wears Prada and Birdman. She finally gets to take a stab at mad-libbing for the first time since the show has begun and she doesn't a pretty good job if I do say so myself. But with themes like Florida Vacation, Toddlers and Farm Life, how could you fail? Please join me on this beautiful journey we call life and roast a table or two. As always, thank you for joining and goodnight and good luck!! Sources below SOURCES:https://www.marieclaire.com/culture/g4937/devil-wears-prada-things-you-never-knew/https://artdepartmental.com/blog/devil-wears-prada-cerulean-monologue/https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/66044/15-snappy-facts-about-legally-blondehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSu7BGbyJqchttps://screenrant.com/birdman-bts-existential-behind-scenes-facts/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTxh6DHhyzMhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birdman_(film)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legally_Blondehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Devil_Wears_Prada_(film)

*Movie spoilers in this episode* Welcome back people!If you are here for the first time, WELCOME! This podcast is for actors, screenwriters and all movie lovers in general, we come together in order to tear movie scripts apart (all in good fun of course)!30, Flirty and Thriving?? Yes please! Join Kelly with her co-host of the week, Drew Telly as they fly into the future and visit their 30 year old selves. Would you like yourself at 30? Would you like Mark Ruffalo? Of course you would, everyone does. This episode is simultaneously a big blast from the past as Kelly discusses with her prolific co-host topics so nostalgic as church and life at the age of 13: Growing pubic hair, playing footsie under the pews and having a middle school girlfriend are important and entertaining topics here on The Table Roast. If you're 30 or even 13 you'll enjoy this episode (with parental supervision of course) have fun, thanks for watching and as always, goodnight and good luck!! Sources below! http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/t/13-going-on-30-script-transcript.htmlhttps://www.mentalfloss.com/article/578003/13-going-on-30-movie-facts

*Movie spoilers in this episode* Welcome back people!If you are here for the first time, WELCOME! This podcast is for actors, screenwriters and all movie lovers in general, we come together in order to tear movie scripts apart (all in good fun of course)!Who's that over there?! Is that Lindsey Normington reoccurring guest??? You best believe your bacon it is. Join Kelly as she welcomes back her first reoccurring guest who starred In the Infamous first episode Roasting "Twilight!" God bless her soul and god bless yours for continuing on this journey with us. This is the second movie in a series of 5 so LOOK OUT because there are more coming for sure. New Moon is a favorite of your host Kelly and a favorite to 12 year olds everywhere. In this episode we FINALLY get into the theme of STRIP CLUB, and boy is it a doozie. Offensive tattoos, buttplugs and blue balls are just a FEW of the tasteful topics we discuss in congruence with Twilight. We also cover such topical themes as Middle-School Dance and Serial Killer, something I am told you should NEVER mix. Have fun but not too much fun as you continue on my journal towards total self-destruction. Thank you for listening and as always Goodnight and Goodluck :)) Links below: https://subslikescript.com/movie/The_Twilight_Saga_New_Moon-1259571https://screenrant.com/twilight-new-moon-behind-scenes-details-making-trivia/

*Movie spoilers in this episode* Welcome back people!If you are here for the first time, WELCOME! This podcast is for actors, screenwriters and all movie lovers in general, we come together in order to tear movie scripts apart (all in good fun of course)!Have you ever wanted to access 100% of your brain? Become a God to those around you? Perhaps get into the finance game and hang out with the King himself Carl Van Loon? Well then this week's episode is for you! The movie: LIMITLESS. The co-host, Ben Tom Pete. Test your limitless bounds to be brainwashed by capitalism as we venture into the mind of Eddie Morra, the broke writer with no future who takes the magic smart drug NZT. Catapulted into fame, fortune, and for some reason a job he seemed to have no interest in before, Eddie gets the opportunity that a lot of us have been fantasizing our whole lives, a chance to make our wildest and wettest dreams come true. Join host Kelly Curran and Co-host Ben Peter as they take on Limitless with a bit of a twist. Breastmilk? Colonel Sanders? Who would have thought this movie could take such an epic, awesome-sauce turn? Me I did. Sources below! Rate, like and share :) Goodnight and goodluck!

Welcome back people!If you are here for the first time, WELCOME! This podcast is for actors, screenwriters and all movie lovers in general, we come together in order to tear movie scripts apart (all in good fun of course)!This week is a roller coaster of emotion as Kelly is joined by her new twin flame Deja Bowen, who stars as the Rose to her Jack in this highly anticipated remaster of Titanic. The two of them break societal norms as they take on this classic film set in the year 2020, that’s right Bitches it’s “Titanic 902.0” the twists and turns in this groundbreaking episode will have you questioning everything you ever thought you knew about the infamous Jack and Rose. Empty eye sockets, missing teeth and infected blisters are among the tasteful updates made to this movie. And if the theme of Pirates isn’t enough for you, we also slip in some modern day terminology, mentioning such classics as: fashion nova, Botox lips and everyone’s favorite, fake ass bitches. We hope you enjoy this episode as much as we enjoyed making it! As always the episodes resources are below. Goodnight and good luck! https://www.dailyscript.com/scripts/Titanic.txthttps://www.popsugar.com/entertainment/Titanic-Movie-Facts-43447393https://www.insider.com/titanic-fun-facts-movie-2018-11https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/17665970

Welcome back people!If you are here for the first time, WELCOME! This podcast is for actors, screenwriters and all movie lovers in general, we come together in order to tear movie scripts apart (all in good fun of course)!Our beloved host is joined this week by music sensation EmmyLux (the artist formerly known as Dripkiss) as she gets back to her roots, her acting roots that is. Though she is a musician by trade, you can't deny the acting chops this Benjamin Franklin/ Nic Cage impressionist brings to the table. Among such themes as Murder Mystery and Wild West, this episode is one of the more astute and mature (pronounced matt-ure) episodes to be born forth from the creative birth canal that is Kelly's brain. Of course without her host providing such ingenious parts of speech such as "strangle with a bra" or "fatally succumb to cholera," this podcast would be but a mere shadow of it's current self. Please enjoy the heck out of this episode, more to come and as always citations are below. Thank you for listening. Please like, share and leave a 5-star review. Goodnight and good luck!http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/n/national-treasure-script-transcript.htmlhttps://www.mentalfloss.com/article/533668/facts-about-national-treasure-movie-nicolas-cagehttps://www.eonline.com/news/1094696/15-top-secret-facts-about-the-national-treasure-franchise

Welcome back people!If you are here for the first time, WELCOME! This podcast is for actors, screenwriters and all movie lovers in general, we come together in order to tear movie scripts apart (all in good fun of course)!I'm sorry that Zana sneezes at the beginning of this episode. There's nothing I can do about it that wouldn't take me like three hours of reuploading so you guys just enjoy that. In this episode host Kelly Curran is joined by her good friend Zana Gankhuyag as the two of them roast Jordan Peele's hit movie "US." This episode features evil twins, fake laughter, and someone's pee pee getting tuck in their zipper. As always I have my resources below and in addition to my usual fun fact and script resources I will be adding some additional articles covering the impact of Jordan Peele in the entertainment industry. As always, thank you for listening, please share with your family and friends and goodnight and good luck! https://scriptpipeline.com/us-screenplayhttps://www.insider.com/us-movie-fun-facts-2019-4https://www.theguardian.com/film/2019/mar/09/jordan-peele-on-us-this-is-a-very-different-movie-from-get-outhttps://www.indiewire.com/2019/03/us-movie-jordan-peele-lupita-nyongo-1202051703/https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/us-movies-hidden-meaning-black-identity-explained-1196687

Welcome back people!If you are here for the first time, WELCOME! This podcast is for actors, screenwriters and all movie lovers in general, we come together in order to tear movie scripts apart (all in good fun of course)!In this episode Kelly's invites her co-host Mitch Anderson to share his expansive film-making expertise! Listen (or watch) as he rehashes the up's and down's of creating the film "Sandbagger" that recently hit ONE MILLION VIEWS on youtube. Congrats! Today's episode is brought to you by "Toni Collette Screaming in her Living Room!" Kelly and Mitch hilariously madlib the wonderfully terrifying and psychologically disturbing movie, Hereditary in the theme of Carnival. Not only is this episode funny and exciting, it also features Mitch's impressive and inhuman ability to recall actor and director names at the drop of a hat! As always my sources are cited below. Love you all god bless. Good night and good luck!https://www.scriptslug.com/assets/uploads/scripts/hereditary-2018.pdfhttps://www.mentalfloss.com/article/601658/hereditary-movie-factshttps://www.buzzfeed.com/crystalro/hereditary-behind-the-scenes-factsTo get in contact about the podcast, please email Thetableroast@gmail.comO follow us on social media IG @TheTableRoast

Welcome back people!If you are here for the first time, WELCOME! This podcast is for actors, screenwriters and all movie lovers in general, we come together in order to tear movie scripts apart (all in good fun of course)!GUYS in this episode Kelly goes back to her roots with her co-host Spencer "Spanky" Kruse her good friend from high school. They reminisce on high school theater, Suite Life of Zack and Cody and reflect on the state of extreme sports all while brining The Shining, a timeless classic horror movie , into a sophisticated light. Join us as Kelly literally can't remember a single thing that happens in The Shining and also shares her spec script for a Suite Life episode. This episode came out 2 hours late due to a drug related incident and I apologize to my millions of fans. I LOVE YOU GUYS PLease share and enjoy. Resources below: http://www.dailyscript.com/scripts/shinihttps://www.mentalfloss.com/article/55893/25-things-you-might-not-know-about-shiningng.htmlhttps://www.mentalfloss.com/article/55893/25-things-you-might-not-know-about-shining

Welcome back people!If you are here for the first time, WELCOME! This podcast is for actors, screenwriters and all movie lovers in general, we come together in order to tear movie scripts apart (all in good fun of course)!In this episode our host Kelly Curran is joined by her DRUNK roommate whose last name has been omitted for legal reasons. Listen to Kelly's frustration mount as Nicole get drunker and drunker. She is, however doing the same, so it all balances out in the end!Kelly and Nicole discuss some very IMPORTANT life topics in this episode, including but not limited to: favorite games from their playground days, the trending of Kermit the Frog, what NOT to do at a music festival and much much more. They also get to the script somewhere in there...As always, thank you for listening and feel free to get in touch with Kelly Curran through our gmail account thetableroast@gmail.com. We also post our full episodes (costumes and all) on Youtube. That link can be found on the website's upper right hand corner thetableroast.buzzsprout.com additional resources from this episode can be found below, as always goodnight and goodluck!!https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Jackson_Harperhttps://www.scriptslug.com/script/midsommar-2019

Welcome back people! In this episode our host Kelly Curran is joined by her elegant boyfriend Bryan Scott Dawson of The Ivories. Together they will mad-lib the great, the amazing, the incomparable The Room by Tommy Wiseau. If you have not had the chance to see this amazing movie, check it out! It's a cult classic. That shouldn't stop you from enjoying the episode however, as the mad-libs make about just as much sense as the movie itself. They discuss alcoholism, nicotine addiction and most importantly motorboating. Below are some sources mentioned or quoted in the episode if you would like to investigate further please free and thank you for listening, Good night and GOod luck!!https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_Wiseauhttps://www.mentalfloss.com/article/79058/11-surprising-facts-about-roomhttps://youtu.be/uZ6mdxbCHI0https://laist.com/2007/04/27/laist_interviews_tommy_wiseau_the_face_behind_the_billboard.phphttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Room

Hello folks and welcome to THE TABLE ROAST. In this episode you will meet your host Kelly Curran and her cohost for the episode Lindsey Normington. This podcast is for actors, screenwriters and all movie lovers in general, we come together in order to tear movie scripts apart (all in good fun of course)! Listen in as Lindsey helps Kelly to madlib (or parody) our first movie: Twilight. If you follow along on Youtube (search The Table Roast or Kelly Curran) you will see both of them are dressed as Edward and Bella in order to complete the realism necessary for this daring movie script. After the scene has been madlibbed, the two will then read the new version of the script JUST FOR YOU, being as serious as possible given the circumstances. Thank you all for coming and look out for our next week's episode The Room (Tommy Wiseau) Good night, and good luck. Twilight script linkhttps://www.imsdb.com/scripts/Twilight.html