The Unholy Pod

S3 Ep1: "Podcast Tonight, Queen?" (Season Premier)

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2024 76:08

Wait, we aren't dead, Unholy surprise! Alternate titles for this episode included "Some Things Did Happen" and "DJ BOTTOM SURGERY"; listen to find out why!

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S2 Ep13: "There's The Name Of The Episode" (Season Finale)

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2023 68:12

Jessica and Becca accidentally take a trip to the past. Frasier and Niles disagree on the proper way to fold a towel. This was retroactively the season two finale, oops!

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S2 Ep12: "An Escalator That Doesn't Escalate"

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2023 62:56

We recorded a whole episode back in September and then Jessica didn't save it, so it's her fault that you didn't get a new one until now. Mot accidentally gives Captain Picard a reverse mohawk ahead of an important treaty negotiation.

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S2 Ep11: "You're Not Gonna Like What I'm About To Say"

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2023 87:55

Becca and Jessica reflect on their time in the desert. Monica, Rachel, and Joey get trapped inside an oversized novelty cake for Ross's birthday.

S2 Ep10: "Next Week Might Be Really Bad"

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2023 66:37

Becca procrastinates a paper while Jessica recovers from The Bad Weeks. Jeff and the Dean get trapped in an elevator.

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S2 Ep9: "Smells Like Team Shit"

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2023 81:09

Becca beads beautifully. Jessica jokes jovially.

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S2 Ep8: "I Gotta Eat 14 Apples Real Quick"

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2023 58:24

Becca and Jessica fight a lynel; Worf learns to dance the jitterbug with disastrous results.

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S2 Ep7: "I Swear A Normal Amount"

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2023 67:42

Becca and Jessica are replaced by AI; Jamie and Nate spend the evening stuck in an elevator.

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S2 Ep6: "Give The Dog A Knife"

Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2023 67:29

We talk about proper wiping techniques a LOT in this episode. More than usual.

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S2 Ep5: "This Is A MILF Manor Podcast Now"

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2023 61:47

Our hosts talk first dates; Picard and Riker are forced to determine which of them will be the front of a human centipede.

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S2 Ep4: "Doing A Felony"

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2023 49:17

Jessica almost does a fraud; Becca learns a valuable lesson about tire pressure.

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S2 Ep3: "In A God-Honoring Way"

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2022 68:20

Becca and Jessica solve the mystery of The Puke Bowl; Spock learns an important lesson about Christmas.

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S2 Ep2: "If He Died No One Would Cry"

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2022 36:18

Someday we'll have a full-length episode again, but today is NOT THAT DAY.

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S2 Ep1: "That Is The Last Time I Piss Off A Mime" (Season Premiere)

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2022 44:18

We're Back - A Becca and Jessica Story

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S1 Ep69: "We Went Out With A Bang" (Season Finale)

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2022 69:43

The honorable Mary Lynch joins us once again as we wrap up our first season! Follow @astaristrek on Twitter for our upcoming miniseries!

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S1 Ep68: "I Pay Taxes, I Don't Deserve This"

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2022 56:53

In the penultimate episode of Season One, we find out what it really means to love, and to lose.

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S1 Ep67: "Don't Show Your Gums!"

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2022 51:56

teeth, teeth, Teeth, TEETH, TEETH, TEETH

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S1 Ep66: "This Random Family Death"

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2022 61:19

Can we get an "F" in the chat for Art Quiroga?

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S1 Ep65: "Not Everything Is About You?"

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2022 59:42

Jessica won't shut up about her dad, we're really sorry about it.

S1 Ep64: "Boosegumps"

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2022 59:32

2022 is the Year Of Becca Having Audio Issues, but you know what? We make it work.

S1 Ep63: “The Most Asshole We've Ever Encountered“

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2022 66:49

lonely m

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S1 Ep62: "Ask Your Doctor If Sex Is Right For You"

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2022 55:48

Sick dads, stranded friends, and (surprise) more terrible relationships. And that's just from the hosts!

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S1 Ep61: "Is That.....Racist?"

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2022 41:00

Becca has, once again, failed to kill Jessica, so here's our first episode of...oh god, 2022? When did THAT happen??

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S1 Ep60: "Have Yourself A Merry Little Divorce"

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2021 58:52

And, honestly, make the yuletide gay. Like REALLY gay.

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S1 Ep59: "Don't Simp For God"

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2021 56:37

The holidays provide more fodder for Becca and Jessica, surprising no one.

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S1 Ep58: "Triples Is Best"

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2021 52:20

If you listen to the 83 word in each of the previous episodes, there's a secret message for you.

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S1 Ep57: "I Just Called The Bible 'The Lore'"

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2021 64:31

Return of the game, Jessica has the sniffles (allergies), and Becca updates us on whatever dumb stuff is going on in her life, I guess.

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S1 Ep56: "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Raccoon"

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2021 46:08

They're back.

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S1 Ep55: "It's Funny But It's Not"

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2021 57:52

If you're listening to this right as it is published, we're sorry it's late. If you're listening to this in the future, it wasn't late, don't worry about it.

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S1 Ep54: “A Little Trauma There”

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2021 51:57

Yeah, they've got a wedding-related post!

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S1 Ep53: "Lauren Gogurt"

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2021 44:43

Neither of our mothers are featured in this episode. We're sorry.

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S1 Ep52: "PROTECT THE BEANS"

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2021 61:46

We can't go ONE week without talking about weddings. Maybe we should stop having them until we figure out what's going on here.

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S1 Ep51: “Careful - This Is Recorded”

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2021 60:17

How much do you want to bet we've got posts related to weddings this week?

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S1 Ep50: "Beef, More Beef, And Beef Juice"

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2021 37:29

Core Audio has failed us once again, but only for the first half of the episode. It's short this week!

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S1 Ep49: "Batmanniversary"

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2021 61:53

We draw nearer and nearer to our one year anniversary. Be cautious. Be safe.

S1 Ep48: "iPhonePod"

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2021 49:20

We go on a JOURNEY this week. Pack your bags and join us.

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S1 Ep47: "A Fake Time Zone"

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2021 46:04

We're BACK! In terms of audio quality, I mean. Everything else is still bad.

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S1 Ep46: "It Was A Great Week"

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2021 50:12

Episode 46 - THE LAKE featuring Ben and Alex

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S1 Ep45: "Please, My Family"

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2021 55:57

Posts covered this week - https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/pbyhlf/aita_for_telling_mom_no_apology_no_wedding/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/pbtab0/aita_for_not_wanting_my_mom_to_adopt_my_baby/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/gexl1n/aita_for_mortifying_my_parents_over_tony_hawk_pro/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/pbrh7g/aita_for_pushing_my_boyfriend_to_get_a_new_job/

family am i the asshole

S1 Ep44: "Okay, That Seems Bad"

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2021 48:05

Posts covered this week - https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/p8cxs2/aita_for_refusing_to_be_a_surrogate_for_my/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/p7tre0/aita_for_asking_my_boyfriend_to_not_read_porn/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/oboqt2/aita_for_throwing_away_my_boyfriends_bed_sheets/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/p84jtw/aita_for_telling_my_kids_why_were_getting_a/

am i the asshole

S1 Ep43: "Everything's Normal And Cool!"

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2021 45:55

Posts covered this week - https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/p3erk4/wibta_if_i_ignore_my_wife/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/p3rvh2/aita_for_taking_my_friend_to_court_after_she/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/p3cwc9/aita_for_not_attending_my_sisters_wedding_after/

normal am i the asshole

S1 Ep42: "We Have iMac At Home"

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2021 50:00

Posts covered this week - https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/ozs1va/aita_for_kicking_my_brother_out_for_announcing/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/ozsxc5/aita_for_my_reaction_when_my_date_asked_me_to/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/ozbinz/aita_for_refusing_to_service_my_tenants_furnace/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/n1xxwg/aita_for_inviting_my_sister_to_live_with_me/

imac am i the asshole

S1 Ep41: "I'm Not Worried, But..."

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2021 61:10

Becca says - We talk about COVID from 11:13 - 26:09, so skip that if you don't want to hear about it! Posts covered this week - https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/otjr77/aita_for_being_uncomfortable_with_my_gf_being/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/ouje2w/aita_for_refusing_to_pay_for_my_sisters_husbands/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/ouje2w/aita_for_refusing_to_pay_for_my_sisters_husbands/

covid-19 worried am i the asshole

S1 Ep40: "How Old Is The Three Year Old?"

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2021 57:35

Jessica's Twitch - www.twitch.tv/jqnotjq Jessica's Fundraiser page - https://tiltify.com/@jqnotjq/jessicas-dream-for-the-little-victors-campaign Posts covered this week - https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/oq7nmd/aita_for_giving_a_three_year_old_beer/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/m74uc5/aita_for_having_a_guy_in_a_wheelchair_crawl_up/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/oq21k7/aita_for_wearing_white_at_my_blind_cousins_wedding/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

twitch fundraisers am i the asshole

S1 Ep39: "A Tough Nut To Swallow"

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2021 71:57

Posts covered this week - https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/oll5ex/aita_for_being_surly_rude_and_mean_at_a_wedding/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/ol3c55/aita_for_being_shocked_that_my_friend_will_get/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/oladc9/aita_for_eating_garlic_when_my_bf_hates_it/

tough swallow am i the asshole

S1 Ep38: "Don't Google Watermelon Ass"

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2021 64:28

Posts covered this week - https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/ogaloz/aita_for_telling_my_wife_that_if_she_wants_to/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/ogaa44/aita_for_turning_on_my_sprinklers_and_soaking_a/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/ogbv2l/aita_for_talking_about_my_aunts_watermelon_ass/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/ofthp7/aita_for_asking_my_brother_if_i_could_feed_my/

google watermelon am i the asshole

S1 Ep37: "A Semi-Formal Onesie"

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2021 55:49

The audio is weird the first five minutes of this one, but is fine after that. Posts covered this week - https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/oclwy7/aita_for_asking_the_couple_viewing_my_house_why/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/oc9d73/aita_girlfriend_wont_let_dogs_sleep_in_our_room/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/ociyl0/wibta_if_my_partner_and_i_asked_our_friend_to_not/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/o61d2q/aita_for_cutting_up_a_task_book_my_girlfriend/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

semi formal am i the asshole onesie

S1 Ep36: "Nintendo 64 Degrees"

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2021 58:58

Posts covered this week - https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/nz48bk/aita_for_telling_my_daughter_she_is_allowed_to/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/nyjc4x/aita_for_running_the_new_neighbors_out_of_the_pool/ (post has been removed by the poster, but you can find it in the comments) https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/nsunng/aita_for_asking_my_husband_to_listen_to_my_podcast/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/nzl05g/aita_for_not_wanting_to_go_along_with_my/

degrees nintendo 64 am i the asshole

S1 Ep35: "This Was A Night Poop"

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2021 49:08

Posts covered this episode - https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/nbfrwo/aita_for_missing_most_of_my_daughters_wedding/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/nyxmho/aita_for_not_apologizing_when_my_husband_dipped/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/npt729/aita_for_shaming_my_sister_for_offering_to/

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S1 Ep34: "I Like Ham - And I EAT Ham"

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2021 80:05

Posts covered this week - https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/ndiyyo/aita_for_having_a_family_dinner_after_my_sisters/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/nryuia/aita_for_refusing_to_lie_to_my_niece_about/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/gl5287/wibta_if_i_gave_ma_my_ham_sandwich/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/nnen7h/aita_for_saying_its_weird_that_my_siblings_are/