The Vinyl Word

Text us! Baseball doesn't have to be boring.  Well, maybe at least not on this episode.  We'll hear about jangling juices, spitballing, the Gashouse Gang, and other nasty words. https://www.facebook.com/thevinylwordpodcast

Text us! Where do monkeys get bananas? Brooklyn, evidently! https://www.facebook.com/thevinylwordpodcast

Text us! What's more awkward than telling your son about sex? Listening to a record WITH your son about sex. Let the trauma begin. https://www.facebook.com/thevinylwordpodcast

Text us! Need help in a hurry.  Earl is there to help. https://www.facebook.com/thevinylwordpodcast

Text us! Just avoid the whole birds and bees speech with your kid and let an elderly pastor explain it. What could go wrong? https://www.facebook.com/thevinylwordpodcast

Text us! It takes hard work to become a champion....liar! https://www.facebook.com/thevinylwordpodcast

Text us! Every wanted a muscle bundle or took Phy Ed in high school?  And by the way what does a massage have to do with a muscle bulge?  These questions and more all answered in todays episode, if you dare! https://www.facebook.com/thevinylwordpodcast

Text us! It's a new year and a new season of the Vinyl Word podcast.  What better way to start off than an episode about drinking!  Take a drink for every time you hear "highball"! https://www.facebook.com/thevinylwordpodcast

Text us! Join us for a special and fun Christmas Season episode and Season 3 ender.  You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll wish you would have listened to something else. https://www.facebook.com/thevinylwordpodcast

Text us! The Hear How To series of records strikes again, this time taking the outdoor activity of boating, and tying it to not only land, but a record player. https://www.facebook.com/thevinylwordpodcast

Text us! On today's episode we learn about the joy of boating, but without all that stupid joy getting in the way. https://www.facebook.com/thevinylwordpodcast

Text us! Would you like to feel better about yourself and have more self confidence?  Then don't listen to this episode of The Wendy Way.  https://www.facebook.com/thevinylwordpodcast

Text us! A good story always ends with a moral, except for this one.  Let's see how it ends for  Brian. https://www.facebook.com/thevinylwordpodcast

Text us!  In today's episode, we learn from Wendy Ward how to not be an obnoxious, ugly blobfish in a sea of beauty. https://www.facebook.com/thevinylwordpodcast

Text us! Mansplain - noun - The explanation of something by a man to a woman, in a way that can be regarded as condescending or patronizing.  See also this record. https://www.facebook.com/thevinylwordpodcast

Do you remember being in assembly in 6th grade, watching deeply uncomfortable films about drugs and puberty? If not, open your mind and let the trauma flow once more. https://www.facebook.com/thevinylwordpodcast

Steve and Brian review the worst of the worst.  Yes, even some records are not weird enough to make it on the podcast!  You can also watch a video podcast as they review album covers. https://youtu.be/-tw1hIWLIg8?si=xGIfZXJnh9kr0RQu https://www.facebook.com/thevinylwordpodcast

Join us for a special episode of 45 Rush.  https://www.facebook.com/thevinylwordpodcast

Did you know that Ben Franklin had a fishing buddy? No?  We didn't either.  Listen in to see what else this "Singing Lady" makes up. https://www.facebook.com/thevinylwordpodcast

Today is George Washington's birthday!No. Not really. But we do get to listen to his 12th birthday through the power of imagination.Don't get too excited. It's still boring. Join us, won't you? https://www.facebook.com/thevinylwordpodcast

We enjoyed this interview and opportunity with The Daily Journal.  Thanks to everyone for their support! https://www.facebook.com/thevinylwordpodcast

Listen and learn about many facts about Abraham Lincoln.  That is if by facts, you mean completely made up on the spot.  https://www.facebook.com/thevinylwordpodcast

 Have you ever heard a story and said "that's awesome!" Then you stop and think about it for 10 seconds, and all at once you realize it's problematic at best, and illegal at worst? Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Glenn W Turner! https://www.facebook.com/thevinylwordpodcast

We embrace the newness of 2024. A year pregnant with possibilities and overflowing with new beginnings!Oh wait. Nevermind. The guy was selling a scam. Well instead of getting rich, let's enjoy the gift of laughter together. Join us, won't you? https://www.facebook.com/thevinylwordpodcast

We continue to learn how to train a dog and Steve won't let Brian make jokes about breeds, not even a Shih Tzu.  Also, it's our year in review, so sit back, relax, and remember why you wasted so much time with us.  Merry Christmas!https://www.facebook.com/thevinylwordpodcast

 Did you know that you should only train a puppy for 30 minutes a day? The rest of every day is spent cleaning up messes, yelling in frustration, and wondering why you thought a puppy was a good idea. Join us, won't you? https://www.facebook.com/thevinylwordpodcast

Listen to the thrilling conclusion of... No. I won't lie. Today's episode has WAY more singing than it should, and we couldn't take it so we cut it down. Trust us, it's better this way. https://www.facebook.com/thevinylwordpodcast

 Remember how you felt when you watched movies about dinosaurs?  This is not like that.....at all. https://www.facebook.com/thevinylwordpodcast

Horse killing, servant banishment, an ambivalent king, all the things you'd expect from a nice fairy tale!  Wait, what??https://www.facebook.com/thevinylwordpodcast

Ever wondered if Snow White had a sister?  Now you'll know and why you never heard about her.  Also, we try so hard to keep this PG! https://www.facebook.com/thevinylwordpodcast

Did you know Mexico is considered a far away country?  Tune in for other wrong ideas about Mexico.  https://www.facebook.com/thevinylwordpodcast

 On today's episode, we learn all about how much some missionary nurses loved a little lame boy. How much did they love him? Well not enough to learn his name. Seriously. And yet another Hammond organ. Why were they so popular?!?! https://www.facebook.com/thevinylwordpodcast

In todays episode we learn that when you remove consequences from a story, nothing else matters and all that remains is boredom. Eat Wheaties! https://www.facebook.com/thevinylwordpodcast

What do Wheaties and Uranium have in common?  Also, is walking like an animal a bad thing?  It can be. https://www.facebook.com/thevinylwordpodcast

Today,  Jack confuses chivalry with self-preservation and Betty pays the price.  Afterwards, we listen to a few songs about feeling.  One of which is about a boy named Sammy who does NOT understand how transportation works. https://www.facebook.com/thevinylwordpodcast

Learn about atomic energy and your body!  Just don't infuse the two. https://www.facebook.com/thevinylwordpodcast

Today Dorothy serves up squab chicken.  Know what squab is?  I didn't, now I do and I wish I didn't.  Also, Gaynor tries really hard to prove his manliness. https://www.facebook.com/thevinylwordpodcast

Today, we find that the best ingredients for a middle class American meal include caviar and sherbet glasses.  Come for the recipes, stay for the pseudo sexual banter! 

 Walk down memory lane with us from 2022.  Its a hot mess! 

We had the wonderful opportunity to be interviewed by Karina Kantas.  She's a Multi Award Winning Filmaker and Author and host of a podcast and show called Behind The Pen.  Enjoy the interview.  

 Have you ever wanted to increase your bowling score, but still hold onto outdated, borderline dangerous ideas about gender? Have we got the episode for you! 

 Did you know left-handed bowling shoes are a real thing? Brian didn't and he is ticked! 

 Today we learn that you can be taught ESP. All it takes are breathing exercises, some neck rolls, $25 and a desire to be lied to.  So long as the check clears! 

 Mars jars! Gulliver's Travels! Canolli! This week's episode contains 80% less science than the last, and all of us are dumber for it. I award this episode no points, and may God have mercy on our souls. 

 Do you like baseball? Do you know who Stan Musial is? Me neither! Join us as he shares sexist, condescending advice on how to hit a baseball. 

 On today's episode we listen to a stereotypical nerd give a stereotypical nerd speech about stereotypical nerd stuff. It's a slog, but in a fun way! 

 In this episode, you will hear some of the worst advice for fighting imaginable. Things like: telling your opponent what you are going to do; taking your shirt off in a knife fight; and stabbing people. With. Your. Hand. It's a lot. 

Learn karate... while getting your groove on! 

 Wanna know the big hitters secrets? They didn't listen to this record. 

When you think about sex, does it include cow heads? It should...  

Today we learn that the best way to teach your son about sex is to scour the neighborhood for babies.