Unabashed Podcast

We are back for the geriatric episode of 80! Post-pandemic summer is crazy and honestly we feel fucking psychotic coo coo crazy nutzoid forever girl. There are parties to be had, there are galas to be planned, the night light in New York is exploding and we honestly feel tired. Life is a party and anal sex is the cocktail hour. Enjoy! 

 Zack and Gabby are both energetic while also dragging their dusty bones on the floor. The world is topsy turvy now that we are vaxxed the absolute hell up. Join us as we update you on our experiences with guys, men and even fellas.   

Hello whores. It’s been a moment and time since we delivered you a fresh smoking hot ep of Unabashed Podcast. Gabby was being a national working girl and Zack was left at home. We are pumped and even jazzed to be back because we have so much to talk about. Hocus pixie, French films, being a nasty little sub and even a dom sometimes and most importantly... whatever happened to BRANDI?????

Wow, here we are at episode 77. Old as shit! Gabby and Zack are now officially fully vaxxed and ready to be whores on blast across this great nation. All 7 seas. Gabby is about to go on a work trip full of sexual possibilities and Zack has the whole place to himself to sex it up on every surface and location in our apartment. What will happen? Looks like you’ll just have to keep listening to find out!!!

This episode Gabby and Zack actually come to terms with the fact that we are WAY too messy with what we say on the pod. See,  we think this podcast is like a personal journal, like the ones with pink fur and a digital security code... turns out anyone can simply click and listen... okaaaaay AWKWARD! 

Hi hello and even how are you, bitch!!!! We are back after a short respite because Gabby went to Miami, unabashed. Putting those antibodies to work, freelance of course. On this week's episode we catch up and we catch up BIG time. We talk who we're crushing on, which as you know... it's always a mystery. We also get to the bottom of big time business (Zack's potential STI).

Okay listen here you little slugs. Gab and Zack are doms now. Not sexual doms but the kind that call you “a dirty little slug” and demand $100 dollars. We talk late stage quar, selling foot pictures for money to mystery men online, and whether or not we should just move to a cute little farm and live off fruit preserves. Lots to unpack today. Strap in and strap on because you know... we are doms now

First, let us apologize for skipping a week. It was Zack's birthday and we ate so many cupcakes we felt sick for days. It was definitely the cupcakes NOT the binge drinking. We hope everyone had a great Zack's Birthday, a national holiday, and we are back back back again. 

This week we drink one beet juice and get fucking wasted on it for some reason. We scream scream scream about a bunch of different stuff that we don't remember because like we mentioned, we were blacked out on beet juice.

Hello our little kittens!!!!!!!! This week we chat about how Armie Hammer is 100% a cannibal and how we are 100% cannibals for that BODY. We've been cosplaying as a straight couple to keep our spirits high and honey... it's working. Listen up and listen NOW. 

Happy new ass year!!!!! Zack and Gabby are super super excited to announce that YES we will continue to supply you with this weekly episodic narrative that also acts as our personal audio diary. Once again... it's embarrassing when people listen to this and it DOES get us in trouble! Strap in and strap on because we are going OFFFFFFFFF this year! 

This week we are in a sexy little studio, chatting all things 69 sex whore slutty skank vibes. We are international and even national and even local whores and we love love love to tell you all the raunchy details. Happy Whoreadays!

On this week's episode we literally cannot remember what we even talked about. Okay VIBEEYYYYYYYYYY! Forgetting is the new remembering in a way that is chic and even designer. Throw out your Chanel. Throw our your Gucci wa wa. Purchase a big honkin' case of amnesia and HIT the runway my girl! 

Our podcast is art. It's been in all the museums. When we speak it's considered an "exhibit". To prove it, Gabby's daughter will be named "Avant-Garde Jessica Bryan". We get to one singular segment this week because our weekly update is incredibly extensive, so if you're here for the DRAMA then this episode is for you! Also, we are gonna open a gym called "Whore Body". But that's beside the point. 

Romance is in the air and so is a dangerous infectious disease! This week we are getting ready for *second quarantine* and LOVING it. We're excited because we love it. Learn all the tips and tricks and even coping mechanisms for staying home... again! We'll be your covid officers this time around, thank you so much MA'AM.

Digital whores? Digital sluts? Call us what you want because Biden won! In this episode Gabby literally has corona virus after accidentally having sex with two republicans! These two girls tune in from their separate but equal quarantines to catch up, zoom style. We are ultimately happy because... democracy won and so did gays and girls around the country!!!!!!!!!!!

This week we go off to hell. From guys at our local coffee shop sending us ass hole pictures to wanting to get railed by the sandman, this episode is a four course meal! Bon Appetit! 

Have you ever had a meeting? Like a BIG meeting? A meeting, huge. This meeting you simply crush it. Simple as that. Like everyone laughing and working so hard? Done by 11:30AM sharp. You're suddenly in a cafe in a European country with your friend and you look at each other and say lets just.... regroup for a sec". That's this ep.  -- www.soundpollination.com  

Every young actor is simply buzzing for a chance to... break into the industry. Headshots, auditions and your name in lights. Anyone who’s anyone is looking for their big break! Their 15 minutes in the limelight! Look no further because we have some Unabashed tips for you. Join critically acclaimed actors Gabby and Zack as they talk about their experiences in ...the BIZ baby.

Get ready to hear two world famous high profile models... off the record. Yeah, we are dishing about anything and everything fashion, glitz, glam, and life on the road! Oh the stories we have and the international roster of men we’ve slain.    

On this crucial and even necessary episode, we talk about how we both did Acid this weekend. Our trips were positively opposite and that is an absolute vibe. We are call Miss Mary Mack a crack whore and then explain why and HOW we think this is true. Gab fest supreme as always!

On this episode, Zack and Gabby create each others perfect heavens after they die of unfortunate and sexy circumstances. They also talk about boobs as always. They are going through something!!!!

Your girls are at it again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This week we have decided to continue being quarantined and loving it. We talk mostly about our weddings and how ultimately lush and elegant this will be. We talk about *Diamonds vs. The World*. We talk about being in Paris for just a simple "day trip". But finally and foremost, we talk about how love is love is love is love and even love. 

Gather round girls and gehls, it’s our 56th ep and we couldn’t be happier. We are iconically sick with sinus infections during the covid 19 pandemic so we are isolating and giving you goooooood vibes and unabashedly great content! --   https://www.soundpollination.com

Yes Zack and Gabby are back in a big way! Forget quarantine forget Covid only focus on our hot voices and vibes. We have Nika Lomazzo as our FIRST GUEST in 6 months! Wow to think we’d be here. She is gonna help us break it down and get all around. Btw we are in Vermont and lovingggg it!!!!   twitter & instagram: @nikalomazzo

Strap on your tiny chrome body suit. Cinch it to the gods, and teleport your way to the Space Milan where obviously Gabby and Zack have been hand picked to be the featured models in this year's intergalactic runway representing Earth. Set your phasers to gay and live the fantasy. This episode is one GIANT "What Are You Serving"!!! Dinner is served in space this week, so put on your best.

Listen up girls, season 2 of Unabashed Podcast has unabashedly dropped. We are excited to give you another helping of us being absolutely ourselves nonstop forever and always. We know you've missed us and baby, we missed you. Sit back, put on a smokey eye, a cat eye, then a gloss, and get ready for even more girly energy than ever before 

This ep takes place on zoom... must we say more?

Chapter 4, here we aour. In this hour we find out that Edward can wipe his dick out so fast it's inhuman... what is he?... vampire.

We are two big fish in a big pond talkin' big fish in the biggest pond (the ocean) and yes that means a giant fucking mermaid hunny!!!!! We mostly talk about other stuff though honestly.

50 different vibes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On this episode we talk about double homicide suicide, calling colonial vaginas "muffs" and committing double homicide suicide. Picture this: you find us dead dressed as dolls grasping tea cups with our cold lifeless hands. lol!   --   soundpollination.com

WE WISH BELLA GOT HIT BY THAT VAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chapter 2 gets juicy!!!!!!!!!! Edward is back from being pissed at Bella but this time his eye look different. She smells her strawberry ass hair and is still confused.

Just a little reminder that this IS a lifestyle podcast. Think GOOP, flip it on it's head, turn it inside out, lay it on it's side, put it in the oven at 350, take it out, let it cool, say it backwards.. WE! ARE! POOG!

Join us for unabashedly breakfast time as we eat waffles this entire ep and are loving it! We talk many things, mostly quar and sex and a weather woman in 1962 with a drinking problem who is goooooing through a divorce. Don't forget that you're a 10 and to wear a tight shirt and loose pants to seem cool and relaxed.

On the premiere episode of Tween Bookclub Sleepover, we sink our teeth into the first chapter of our favorite novella ever written, TWILIGHT! We believe Bella is bitch and Edward might (is) gay!!!! Let us blow you Emmett!!!!!

Honey, we have gone absolutely crazy. Bouncing off the walls. We are stuck inside for now one calendar month and we have forgotten how to DEAL. Listen to our voices to remember what it’s like to have friends besides the ones you made up in your head. Check it out!  Their Social Media: @quackwacko @gabbyisbryan        

Corona didn’t get us yet. We are still pumping out gorgeous episodes every week. We talk about our headspace after being in quarantine for 2 weeks. Gabby is thrown into a pandemic relationship with a man of all things. Zack is forced to watch it all unravel. Who has it worse? Their Social Media: @quackwacko @gabbyisbryan  

Their Social Media: @quackwacko @gabbyisbryan  So this ep was recorded right before shit hit the fan and we all had to quarantine ourselves. Luckily we talk about the greatest plagues in history and how they compare, topical right? Hope you all are having so much fun in self isolation, may our sweet girly voices soothe you.

You’d never know by just looking at her, but Gabby is a single mother. One wee little boy born from a tryst with a foreign diplomat. That little boy would in fact be Zack and he is a mamas boy. Gabby is dating a new boy and the real question is... can he handle dating a single mother who also has a career?  Produced by: Sound Pollination -- Our Social:  @quackwacko @gabbyisbryan  

If there’s one thing we are sure about, here at Unabashed Podcast, it’s that horoscopes are real. We are dissecting all of our Little Rock’s and all our little quirks. Get to know us EVEN more on this very special ep. Also we both god laid and we talk a LOT about that too  Produced by: Sound Pollination -- Our Social: @quackwacko @gabbyisbryan  

This week we are joined by our favorite girl, Kevin Shotwell! Little do our listeners know... there is a lost ep of Unabashed Podcast recorded in August in a barn. Kevin was our guest and we were so drunk. Gabby spilt her red wine 5 times and Zack interrupted everyone. It was on all accounts... unreleasable. So we are sooooo happy to have Kevi back on and he is a perfect little angel baby gurrrrllllll Produced by: Sound Pollination -- Social: @quackwacko, @gabbyisbryan,  @kevinshots, @keviquickchange  

Thanks to the miracles of modern medicine, We now have a child. The process easy, we both just spit into a bottle of rosè, shook it up, and shattered it against the wall. Inside the bottle was our newborn daughter, Doordashia.   --   @gabbyisbryan | @quackowacko SoundPollination.com

This week we are joined by girly girl supreme Grace Dougherty. This ep starts off with Gabby and Zack in a fight and Grace acts as our mediator as we display our personal drama to anyone who will listen. She knows the dish about all things astrology and we go IN.  Produced by: Sound Pollination -- Our Social:  @quackwacko @gabbyisbryan  @graceodougherty

This week we have the hot and smart host of @howcumpodcast Remy Kassimir! She teaches us a little more on what it means to orgasm and the does in fact mean talking about Robert Pattinson and his journey. Not only does she act as our sexual spirit guide she also debunks some of the biggest myths about woman and their vaginas! Check it out! Produced by: Sound Pollination -- Our Social:  @quackwacko @gabbyisbryan  @remykassimir   

This week we are joined by psycho hilarious comic Lili Michelle! She’s constantly getting mistaken for Lea Michele and we just can’t get enough of that. She missed work to be here today and that really means a lot because doing this pod pays absolutely zero dollars  Produced by: Sound Pollination -- Our Social Media: @quackwacko @gabbyisbryan  @lilsmichelle     

Imagine a very different world. One unlike our own. One where Zack is straight and Gabby is from the Midwest. Scary, we know. Well we reached through the other realm and we plucked the bizarro versions of us straight from their world, they are named Kelsey Ann Wacker and Nate Simpson. The twist? They are DATING! Tune in for everything corn maze in this tipsy turvy ep!  Produced by: Sound Pollination Our Social:  @quackwacko @gabbyisbryan   Their Social: @kelseyannwacker @nathanesimpson

Just your two favorite little freaks. This week we talk everything royal and everything Markle. With Meghan leaving the royal family it raises important questions like “is there a spot of us???” Sit back and put on your best tiara and go on and shatter generational oppression!  Produced by: Sound Pollination www.soundpollination.com -- Our Social Media: @quackwacko @gabbyisbryan   

Starting out the 2020’s with the same brand of 2010’s you’ve come to love. A brand new year brings brand new crushes and you little girls are gonna get to know your two darling hosts a little better! Absolutely!    --   IG: @quackwacko @gabbyisbryan   SoundPollination.com Patreon (Early Access)