Vanity Talk

Premiere episode part two! Pass the Tic Tacs. We're freaking out over Maddy's Guy Fieri's entrance look, and we're talking about the contestants that jump out to us. Bless another stupid photo challenge and we get to enjoy more of the CNTs.

It's a shiny fresh new season! We're so ready for this big opening. Meow! We're treated to a good old fashioned stupid photoshoot that reminds us of our Mike Ruiz days. Then we've got a talent show where some of the dolls really wow.

We made it! Bimini Bon-Boulash, Ellie Diamond, Lawrence Chaney and Tayce were tasked with giving the most drag-tastic performance of their lives and composing and delivering their own solo verses to RuPaul's “A Little Bit of Love." We're certain a Little Bit of Loves goes all over the place - down the block, around the corner, and up the hill.

Get out of my pub! We're talking to you Lawrence! We've finally had it with you talking about the comedy line up! With that said it's time for BeastEnders! Reach into my hole! We're thrilled to see the puppets back. And Ru, what are you hiding under that orange beanie? 

What many queens fear the most - the standup comedy challenge! We get a major dose of drama when the queens react to Ellie choosing the performance order, and then are treated to two best friends lip syncing against one another!

Two of our favorite challenges in one episode! A classic non-conventional materials runway challenge and our blessed reading challenge. These make for fantastic TV and we're happy they reuse them. We also touch on the new seasons of Drag Race which are quickly making their way to our screens.

Let's do this! SNATCH GAME IS HEREEEE! We're thrilled to see some Kath. We're gooped and gagged even though we didn't know who some of those characters are. Outside of the maxi challenge there's lots of tears and a prehistoric runway darling.

A day at the seaside? I thought you'd never ask! Pack up your arm floaties and towel because we're diving in. In this episode we are blessed with many big moments: UK Hun, hearing about Joe's shopping, one of the top runways of the season, and a short interruption by this thing called COVID-19. Join us as we follow these queens through a song and dance challenge.

What's the story morning glory? We join the queens for an improv day time live television challenge! In addition to ridiculously funny performances we get tears in the confessionals, a cringey walk-Ru moment, and a memorable monster mashup runway.

This episode features a head to head sewing challenge that puts half the cast in the bottom! We chat about the sexual tension and how watching drag queens do the limbo is one of the most joyous things to ever happen on television.

Some of our favorite Ru Girls return for their chance at Rudemption! We threw a slumber party and after a couple glasses of dumb bitch juice we shared our thoughts on the cast of All Stars 6!

Can you fit up a drainpipe? Scavenge the bins? Have six thousand babies? Trial new medicines? Join us for Rats the Rusical! We get to know Cherry better and swoon as Tayce serves us bloody beautiful face. Finally, we've got to give it to Ellie for her three-in-one Wizard of Oz looks! Join us down in the sewers my friends.

Cheerio! Let's hop across the pond for Season 2 of Drag Race UK! We meet these charming queens, there are some fuzzy balls that get smacked into our faces, and we get a runway with two looks! UK Gay Icon and Hometown Queen!

We made it! We talk about the dress code for the roof top drive in, the unexpected ball, and the Britney themed lip-syncs. What a season its been!

Top four sluts! But wait - will there be a gag? Join us as we talk about Ru Paul's new song lucky and how the queens slayed their performances. Who are you rooting for?

Henny I shrunk the drag queens! The queens show off their acting skills in a stupid, stupid, stupid, new sci-fi adventure, playing tiny shrunken drag queens.

Let's get this roast a cookin'. The goal is some big reads and to entertain us with charm. Who will soar and who will crash and burn? Let's find out together.

Grab some bubbles honey and join us for the branding challenge! This episode has been quite controversial for the judging so if you have thoughts please reach out and let us know at @VanityTalkPod.

It's freaky Friday queens! Symone, Utica, and Ru have a thoughtful conversation about cultural appropriation. Michelle's talking about Tina's drag, Rosé is talking about Tina's drag and we're here for it. “Tina’s drag is really fun and expressive, and I don’t like any of it.” — Rosé. And Ru judges the queens as pairs this episode?!

The Snatch Game! We discuss the Bob Ross afro, the reasons for Utica appearing "different" when the cameras are off, and the blessed Miss Porkchop herself finally making another appearance on the show. Let's get into it!

It's the Rusical! There's an audition that had us squealing and the queens parody Chicago and Cabaret in 'Social Media: The Unverified Rusical.' Lastly, the producers won't give us a break from the potential love stories of Season 13.

These queens took trashy TV to a whole new level - camera cut to pair of raccoons. We find out Tina IS the father, and it's beads on the runway! Join us for episode seven of season 13!

Well she said what she said. After a touch of paperwork Ru teaches the children (nearly) all about one of her favorite things - DISCO! Grab a crunchy little wig and your dicso biscuts and join us for the Discomentary.

It's the Bag Ball and we're living for it. We talk about Lala's bag bodysuit (eep!), a blessed Big Business reference, and everything that went down in Untucked - little girl.

Wooooooah! We've got ourselves an acting challenge and an appearance by JBC! The teams meet and get to know one another. Is there love in the cards for this season?

Episode three is here! RuPaul delights in his experimental psychological torture techniques and then assures the Pork Chop Queens they're no losers. We're falling in love with Tamisha who has found herself to be an adult in a room full of candy eating excited babies. And everyone loves Joey Jay and wants him to keep being himself - only not like that.

Episode 2? Premiere part 2? Either way we're happy as a pig in mud to see the winners circle serve us four different looks through out the episode! Symone rules the runway and Lala Ri has won our hearts. Grab your Bubly and join us for Episode 2!

It's here! Mamma Ru is really shaking things up this time! Join us as we talk entrance looks, lip-syncs, and what we can expect from this season. We're squealing in delight!

Grab your Kimo-NO, Lipitor, and your Blanket (Shamooooonah!), it's time for the beloved Snatch Game! And this runway? Damn, you know Madonna has so many iconic looks.

We're artsy eighties babes with blunt cut bangs, white pumps, and shoulder pads. Ru talks about his old punk rock days, god bless. And we chat about the dolls writing, recording and preforming for a stellar panel of judges.

We're doing our first hot take! Get your ooey gooey cookies with RuCo's Empire! Grab your skates and roll with us down the runway for some roller girl realness.

Bitches better beware! The queens are challenged to perform in rival girl groups and they serve us movie premiere eleganza. We connect with Bob as he constantly breaks the fourth wall and we fall in love with ChiChi learning about her days as a gangster.

In honour of the late Chi Chi DeVayne, we are sharing with you our thoughts on Season 8! Join us as we meet the 12 queens and celebrate the 100th episode!

Jimbo has run away to join the circus and the top three are left to write, sing, and dance their way to the crown! We reflect on the top three queens and let you know what season of Drag Race we're talking about next!

Grab your snow balls and your glue gun and get ready for the most legendary guest judge of them all. These queens serve us some Canadian aesthetics in this twelve look runway!

And this puppet takes a fist like you too! Wow! Everyone loves puppets, makeover challenges, and slutty demons! This is a powerful episode that reaffirms how proud we are to be Canadian.

Pull up your sockettes and join us for the Miss Loose Jaw pageant! Shout out to our Saskatchewan listeners! The ladies horrify and delight and we're 100% in for JBC's cheesy, over the top host performance. And let's not us forget untucked where Rita and Jimbo have a friendly back and forth about wig tips.

IT'S MY SPECIAL DAY!! Sissy! Sissy! What does the crystal ball have in store for you? A comedic advertisement perhaps? We could listen to Pryanka talk about her "pum-pum" all day. Join us as we seek justice for our injured pussys.

We'd drive all night for a good ol' fashioned reading challenge! And thank goodness Joan Rivers and Judy Garland invented the Snatch Game. Pass the amphetamines we're got a 1,000 Celines to cheer on.

Whatcha Packin? Now that's a mini challenge we don't mind being recycled. Bloop! Bloop! These trashy queens make garbage fashion and we're here for it. Listen to this recap with a couple of your sherbert showgirls!

Sorry about Starsy having to go, not sorry about Ilona's doggy runway. Woof! Buckle up for some Nancy Grace, limp gay wrists, and three different kinds of plaid! Gay Gasp!

Every Canadian loves a her-itage moment! Let's smack some nuts and get into this acting challenge! Kyne is on borrowed time, Jimbo frights and delights, and Tynomi serves us face.

Get your Hawkins Cheesies ready and your Okanagan Pino Gris on chill! Canada's Drag Race is finally here! A lengthy podcast episode awaits as these two Canucks are completely in their element.

Why did the drag queen sashay across the road? To snatch the crown of course! The dolls try their darndest to make Ru laugh. Join us in the front row for some first class heckling.

Fire up the grill, it's barbecue time! We marinate over the four Hs, Ru ensures we're seasoned with lots of salty tears, Alexis is followed by India's accusations, and the lip-sync ASSassin is serves up some thick and juicy treats!

You can lie to my snatch, but not to my face! Join us as we talk about the Snatch Game of Love, princess pimple popper, who is lying to who, and we go on a major tangent about porn and lemons. Join us you whores!

With the horrors of overhead lighting, Alexis' multiple failures, and licking studio parking lots we must ask ourselves; why you mad tho? Listen to us recap episode four and MEYbe you'll find out.

Farewell to Paris. Storms in Porto Rico. Turns out All Stars is hard. Shea shows imperfection? Mind games abound - or do they?

We want our house filled. Let's laugh and enjoy some Greek yogurt together. Shea's got 100% of the money in All Stars 5! And are there cracks showing for our white and salty season 10 princess?

Derrick's season is dead and Barry'd but India's Ferrah'd better, Yvie-n though she didn't win the lip sync. Let's get this variety show started. Welcome to Some Stars Five, we're your hosts Hailey and Jake.