Warcraft Valley

All of the X-Men are secretly banging each other while being jealous about it. Bobby breaks off his engagement with Poochy, who cheats on him with Warren and half of the men in the X-Mansion. Instead of dealing with any of their problems with each other, Poochy and other X-Men start participating in a secret underground Fight Club run by Silver Samurai and the Krang, and then they bang some more. Eventually all of the secret banging and fighting explodes into a hellish warzone when Tora decides it's time to kill Kitty over her relationship with Nightcrawler, and all of the X-Men lose it in one intense Dr. Phil power battle. Not even the cast of Resident Evil, Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokemon or Gargoyles can stop them, which is important because they are all here now. Mr. Sinister uses this moment to turn Boom Boom into an actual bomb. Things get so out of control that Jan has to summon the actual JUSTICE LEAGUE to stop the X-Men from fighting each other. This truly becomes a wild fanfiction cross-over!  Tell us your thoughts about the episode! Or do you want to tell us about your embarrassing teenage fanfics? Have you written a holiday story in the past? E-Mail us at warcraftvalley@gmail.com and we will read your messages on air!

We have reached the point where these fanfictions we wrote as teenagers have gone completely off the rails. Poochy is aided by the cast of Gargoyles, Pokemon, Resident Evil and Sonic the Hedgehog to save the X-Men from a new mutant who has the ability to rip open time and space to create pixelated video game worlds. Then in a wild multi-universe cross-over Christmas special, Poochy has the great idea of taking all of these characters into SPACE to visit the cast of GENO, and make a pit stop on the planet of "Hyrule". To keep things on brand, Poochy sleeps with "The Christmas Angel", aka Warren Worthington, who is screaming and morphing into Archangel in the background. Tell us your thoughts about the episode! Or do you want to tell us about your embarrassing teenage fanfics? Have you written a holiday story in the past? E-Mail us at warcraftvalley@gmail.com and we will read your messages on air!

We are back to reading the journals of our fanfiction universe from when we were teens, and Iceman pops the question to Poochy!!! Well... It's not as easy as that. First Bobby has to regain his memory after Professor Xavier tortured him, while Poochy promises that he's being "loyal" by banging Warren and Kurt on the side. He also outs Havok as bisexual to all of the X-Men, and then sleeps with him too. There is also a random LiveJournal survey in the middle of this in which Poochy has multiple orgasms while screaming "YATTA!" Folks, it's a 19 year old in the year 2003. What else should we expect? Tell us your thoughts about the episode! Or do you want to tell us about your embarrassing teenage fanfics? Have you written a holiday story in the past? E-Mail us at warcraftvalley@gmail.com and we will read your messages on air!

Happy Holidays! We kick off the festive season with a reading of "Twas the Plight Before XMas". It is a story Katie wrote a few years ago about Warcraft Valley, in which Poochy shows up with all of the X-Men, and Wolverine and Gambit bang on the roof. It is then followed by what we can only describe as a "cracktastic" part 2 of Warcraft Babies, which is WAY funnier than the first half. It is also left completely unresolved, leaving Katie livid with the ending. Tell us your thoughts about the episode! Or do you want to tell us about your embarrassing teenage fanfics? Have you written a holiday story in the past? E-Mail us at warcraftvalley@gmail.com and we will read your messages on air!

We continue our little break from your regularly programmed Fanfiction to share the first part of this Warcraft Valley holiday special Ryan had written titled "Warcraft Babies". In typical Muppet Babies fashion, our self-insert characters are written into 5-year-olds who eat magic cookies to go find Santa Claus. On the way they meet a lot of familiar faces from X-Men, Gargoyles, Thundercats and the Avengers. Basically this is an acid trip of a fanfiction within a fanfiction, but isn't that most holiday specials? Tell us your thoughts about the episode! Or do you want to tell us about your embarrassing teenage fanfics? Have you written a holiday story in the past? E-Mail us at warcraftvalley@gmail.com and we will read your messages on air!

In the spirit of the spooky holiday, we read one of Ryan's stories in this fanfiction world that takes place in the Fall, during Halloween, in Cape Cod. While Jan and Goliath prepare to enjoy a romantic weekend together, every character from every universe shows up to crash the party. We're talking X-Men, Avengers, Thundercats, Batman, aliens... You name it, they are there! Poochy brings along the Flash as his romantic date even though he's clearly banging Tony Stark. Kannie can't stop pranking everyone. It's not clear at what point in time this story happens, or which version of the fanfiction world this is even taking place in. And as the Autumn leaves fall to the ground, the X-Men and Thundercats find themselves inside a haunted house where Poochy keeps getting stuck in pumpkins, and Gambit keeps getting hurt. Meanwhile, Logan is hooking up with... Panthro?! This is a wild ride, folks. Tell us your thoughts about the episode! Or do you want to tell us about your embarrassing teenage fanfics? E-Mail us at warcraftvalley@gmail.com

This chapter of Katie and Ryan's fanfiction universe is the end of an era, written during the time period in which Katie was moving out of her home and into a college dorm. After the last episode where all of the X-Men fought in some ominous "great war", all there is left to do is tie up loose ends. All of the X-Men are magically safe and throw a huge party, where the mysterious Nekawa returns from being MIA, due to Steph being unavailable to participate in the roleplay. In a few lengthy entries, it is explained during some completely bonkers side mission to save Nekawa took place in Mr. Sinister's Zelda world. Meanwhile Nightcrawler and Poochy have a completely absurd 5 page story depicting Ryan's teenage angst, then Jubilee and Gambit get engaged?!?! We're going ahead and saying this episode is off the rails. Tell us your thoughts about the episode! Or do you want to tell us about your embarrassing teenage fanfics? E-Mail us at warcraftvalley@gmail.com

Our goofy teenage fanfiction takes a very dark turn in this episode. Professor Xavier hires a bunch of his evil buds to come over to the mansion, and slaps power dampeners on everyone to straight up start torturing all of the X-Men in horrible and brutal ways. Xavier implements what he calls "The ISO Chambers", in which various X-Men are tortured and punished for not doing exactly what he wants in his mutant agenda.There is a lot of physical, mental and emotional violence in this episode coming from Xavier, just as a heads up. Somehow Poochy and Bishop are some of the few left to save the X-Men, and to also bone on the side. Bishop can't figure out what's going on and Poochy is comically stomping around the vents of the X-Mansion to break into the ISO chambers. Emma does all of the heavy lifting until eventually it is revealed that Xavier was "possessed by the Hellfire Club", but it was clearly just Xavier being Xavier. We are not sure what was going through Ryan's teenage goth head at the time, but we theorize it's a product of not being able to easily come out of the closet 20 years ago, and he had to internalize his own feelings while witnessing what tragedies the LGBTQ community has had to endure over the years.  Tell us your thoughts about the episode! Or do you want to tell us about your embarrassing teenage fanfics? E-Mail us at warcraftvalley@gmail.com

Up top, Ryan and Katie want to encourage their listeners to donate to bail funds and other methods of supporting the protests against racist police brutality (blacklivesmatters.carrd.co) and also to remind any listeners participating in these protests of their rights (www.aclu.org/know-your-rights/protesters-rights).Now let's talk about this goofy episode: This part of the fanfiction was written directly after Ryan and Katie graduated High School. All of the stress and angst that came with moving on from High School dissolves into the start of an epic summer of parties. This is the summer that eventually led to Ryan coming out of the closet as gay within the same year. As part of that self-discovery, Poochy makes his way through almost every male member of the X-Men, all while listing off who is dating who. The "Great War" that has been happening in the background of the past couple of years comes to a close, and not a single moment of it is described except for which characters went missing during the war we wouldn't have to write them anymore. We also had wanted to wrap things off before Katie moved, and then went off to college. Also: Gambit is injured by getting a sunburn. Want to tell us about your embarrassing teenage fanfics? E-Mail us at warcraftvalley@gmail.com

Ryan slowly made his way out of the closet in High School to his friends and family, but his role play character full-on came out to do what he couldn't do in real life. Poochy immediately sleeps with all of the male X-Men, Vash and Wolfwood, and Brooklyn from Gargoyles. Meanwhile, Gambit also decides to start banging Wolverine, and Cyclops is also boning dudes. Suddenly! Everyone is gay. There are a few X-Men political points sewn into the plot, also Jill Valentine is there because why not, but let's be real: This chapter is literally porn. Everyone is having sex, and none of it is correct because it was written when we were horny teenagers and clearly had no sexual experience. It's actually hilarious to look back on and laugh at how naive we were about sex. This may be the most on brand episode of Warcraft Valley yet! Want to tell us about your embarrassing teenage fanfics? E-Mail us at warcraftvalley@gmail.com

Teenage angst comes in many forms. In this case, it comes through the X-Men bickering with each other on DeadJournal, written by teenage Ryan and Katie who were freaking out halfway through their senior year of High School. Poochy gets "possessed" by a demon, mostly to excuse Ryan's erratic angsty behavior. Don't worry, though -- It's resolved when Stitch (Yes, the same one from Lilo & Stitch) uses his powers to remove the demon from Poochy's body (This really happens in here). All of the X-Men are fighting with each other over stuff that makes no sense, but really it was just Ryan and Katie having an angsty teenage argument through the characters they were roleplaying. And Mr. Sinister keeps showing up to do something ridiculously sexual. Just wait until you hear about when he was a hologram... And we laugh the whole through. This is peak bad fanfiction writing, folks, and we own it! Want to tell us about your embarrassing teenage fanfics? E-Mail us at warcraftvalley@gmail.com

After all of the goth demonic angsty start of our teens, the fanfictions take a break from the typical sexy X-Men stories so Poochy and Nekawa can go be in Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Except we're not calling it that. Instead it's "Gifio7" and "The Sacrad Crystals", but all of the sages and even the talking Deku Tree are there, so it's blatantly Legend of Zelda. Mr. Sinister still is up to his tricks, and up inside Poochy -- Literally. It's weird. And Poochy is "possessed" during it. Speaking of possessions, the Dark Phoenix has returned and is taking over peoples bodies casually in the background. Don't worry, it goes unresolved, because a giant war breaks out when all of the Trigun characters show up and the X-Men have to help the Warcrafts battle a version of Vash who is also possessed. Also Jan is also possessed, and so is Nekawa. Everyone is possessed! Even Jean-Luc, who is possessed and also a shapeshifter. Oh, and jellyfish gets wrapped around Gambit's thing-a-ling, because this IS a Warcraft Valley fanfiction.

  We have finally reached a new era of our fanfiction universe -- DeadJournal -- Because we were TOO GOTH for LiveJournal. This was the start of our unhinged teenage years, and it reflects by the time we get to entry #2. Blood is everywhere, body parts are flying all over the place, people are getting possessed by psychics and demons, every adult is acting like a snotty teenager, Gambit and Archangel keep getting kidnapped, everyone is a swordsman, Jan's heart is breaking, and Poochy has developed approximately 9 different powers and may be a sailor scout retreating to a secret Renaissance planet that is literally the Legend of Zelda. Also the cast of Trigun has been randomly placed into the team of X-Men, and it's not even explained where they came from or why they are there. At least we have a newcomer writer and character to the series, Nekawa, a rogue Thundercat shapeshifter who has amnesia and is working for Mr. Sinister. She may be good or evil but NO ONE KNOWS. Want to tell us about your embarrassing teenage fanfics? E-Mail us at warcraftvalley@gmail.com

Celebrate the holiday season with this special parody of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" featuring Gambit and the cast of the X-Men and Thundercats in this bizarre, but very amusing cross-over! We jumped ahead in time and read this fanfiction Ryan wrote from a much later year, so the writing is actually pretty decent in this one, and pokes fun at our own fanfiction. Enjoy!Want to tell us about your embarrassing teenage fanfics? E-Mail us at warcraftvalley@gmail.com

Remember how Ryan was supposed to write his side of the Warcraft Valley stories? Apparently he did it in "Poochy's Prologue" which re-capped everything about their fanfictions, and then went on to explain that Poochy was also a master thief and sorcerer who lived on another medieval planet where his parents were dead and he gained the powers to control water, became a spy, and then became a member of the X-Men. And then we slide right into a Christmas special, just in time for the holiday season! Want to tell us about your embarrassing teenage fanfics? E-Mail us at warcraftvalley@gmail.com

What could go wrong when the X-Men invite Mystique and Sabretooth over for Thanksgiving? Katie and Ryan pick up the next chapter of their teenage fanfiction universe roleplay, and read about when the X-Men have the most disfunctional Thanksgiving possible. Kitty and Kurt get married and have a baby. Mr. Sinister is secretly everyone again. Wolverine does drag. Gambit gets scratched. Want to tell us about your embarrassing teenage fanfics? E-Mail us at warcraftvalley@gmail.com  

It's been a while since our last episode. We took a bit of an unexpected summer break, but we are BACK with a brand new episode! Picking up where we left off, Gambit has moved into the magical fanfiction world of Warcraft Valley where he hangs out with Katie's self-insert character, Jan. Gambit is in for a rough one though, as he is about to become the center target of every villain in the world. Not only does Mr. Sinister want him (In more ways than one), but the Friends of Humanity are keen on tracking him down. They've even gotten a Sentinel (somehow) that keeps attacking Warcraft Valley, which nobody seems to think is an emergency as everyone keeps stopping to make phone calls as the Sentinel destroys the whole house. Even Cyclops is out to get Gambit, and locks him in the basement. Other weird shit happens too: Wolverine and Rogue get married, but Gambit is mad about it because he is having an affair with the BOTH of them. Gambit's Dad is both possessed by a mechanical spider and is also Mr. Sinister. Gambit gets the power to shapeshift into a plethora of animals. Mr. Sinister invents mechanical spiders which sneak into Gambit and then burst randomly out of his body. The X-Men keep flying a kite. Oh, and Gambit has to make the choice between saving someone's life or his teddy bear. It's quality stuff, folks! Want to tell us about your embarrassing teenage fanfics? E-Mail us at warcraftvalley@gmail.com!

The title is poetic, isn't it? Don't worry. It doesn't last long. Ryan and Katie dive further into their fanfiction universe rabbit hole, but this time they get to read one of Ryan's stories -- A special diary where Ryan's self-insert character shares his thoughts and feelings with the X-Men. Or at least that's what it's SUPPOSED to be. Instead, every entry revolves around what Wolverine isn't wearing, but Poochy "definitely isn't gay." Hey, Ryan was figuring some things out then. Eventually, things go south when everyone is vexxing for Logan's attention. You can definitely tell this story was written by a teenage Ryan. Want to tell us about your embarrassing teenage fanfics? E-Mail us at warcraftvalley@gmail.com!

Gambit is finally introduced to the story... And the Friends of Humanity. Also a bunch of other weird shit. Katie and Ryan re-read their old fanfiction universe they wrote in their teens, and things are getting really strange. The X-Men go to a haunted house theme park, and the Friends of Humanity put an entire house's worth of belongings into Gambit's butt. Repeatedly. He also breaks every bone in his body, has his stomach cut open, and needs to get his tonsils out. Also the Tithe is coming... Or IS it? Most importantly, MR. SINISTER is finally here! Have any comments or messages you have after the episode? Want to share a similar experience in re-reading your own fanfiction? E-Mail us at warcraftvalley@gmail.com!

It's Jean Grey's birthday! In this episode, we finally dive into one of Ryan's fanfictions from the Warcraft Valley multi-verse. Jan, Poochy, Wolverine, and Cyclops are searching for the perfect birthday gift for Jean Grey in an extensive adventure at the mall that was clearly written by teenagers at the time. Wolverine goes shopping in full costume at Macy's to get Jean some classy jewelry. Don't worry, we don't ever actually get to Jean's birthday, because we are immediately sidetracked by Wolverine and Cyclops having a dramatic fist fight in the woods followed by a bunch of crazy dream sequences, and a GENO story that has randomly been dropped into the episode. Have any comments or messages you have after the episode? Want to share a similar experience in re-reading your own fanfiction? E-Mail us at warcraftvalley@gmail.com!

The time has come... The X-Men are here! Well. Some of them at least. As we dive further into Katie and Ryan's fanfiction universe they wrote as teenagers, we meet the X-Men. This is the start of a long landslide of Warcraft Valley becoming mostly an X-Men fanfiction intertwining with other universes. All of the women are in charge, and all of the men cry and have relationships with each other. In this, Wolverine gets sick "for the first time" and sobs about it, Goliath gets a procedure below the belt that takes up at least 5 pages, Cyclops is into some weird kinky stuff with Jean behind closed doors, and Poochy's a doctor who refuses to give any actual diagnoses or is useful in any kind of way. There are marriages, life or death situations, cameos by characters who may have been made up on the spot, renaissance fairs, and lots of gruff men crying. Welcome back to Warcraft Valley! Tell us about YOUR teenage fanfictions and stories by e-mailing us at warcraftvalley@gmail.com!

As our story continues in this wonderful self-insert fanfiction universe, Janet Wolf's husband, Goliath the Gargoyle, falls incredibly ill to a bunch of detrimental diseases. We don't really know the specifics, but according to this story, they're BAD. Can Goliath survive the author's torturous hands? Probably not, because there are two major characters deaths just casually written in passing. It's up to Dr. Poochy to find some sci-fi super-spy SPACE MEDICINE to heal everyone, and he's taking Brooklyn along for a ride (Double entendre intended). This story also recaps the lost "Poochy's Story" which tells of his origin and why Ryan's character from GENO is even in this universe. Email us feedback at warcraftvalley@gmail.com and follow us on Twitter at ryanpagella and thejanetwolf! Lastly, please consider tipping us via Patreon: patreon.com/atomicblueproductions

Ryan and Katie welcome you to the wonderful world of their fanfiction universe that spanned over the decade of their teenage to young adult years - This is Warcraft Valley: A magical universe where talking anthropomorphic animals and aliens have unlimited magical powers. They also hang out with a bunch of copywrighted characters like the Gargoyles, X-Men, Avengers, Batman, Pokemon... You name it, they're probably there. This is self-insert fanfiction, folks! And it's full of teenage angst, sex, and plot holes. Characters are beat up on the regular and they mysteriously heal the next day. Today we dive into the origin of the main character, Janet, a sassy talking wolf who gets hitched to Goliath from Disney's Gargoyles and has some pretty weird mutant children. Email us feedback at warcraftvalley@gmail.com and follow us on Twitter at ryanpagella and thejanetwolf! Lastly, please consider tipping us via Patreon: patreon.com/atomicblueproductions