WE Ain't Seen Nothin Yet

Wesley prays to a forgotten archangel, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), pitch a new cooking show, and Kenneth Branaugh catches 1000s of strays.    Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - The Martian 43:22 - Brian and Charles

Ethan becomes the worst Harkonnen, and Wesley Say Anything's with a Big Mouth Billy Bass and WE shout out the Potion Kid from middle school.    Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Dune Part 2 38:53 - The Martian

WE fushigi our way through Driver's Ed, read trivia about Froley, and introduce 2 new racers to the Dune-iverse.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Children of Men 46:57 - Dune 2

WE pilot John Minus 9, discover the first American Kaiju, and introduce you to Kiwi Michael Caine.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Dune 36:44 - Children of Men

WE stick our hands in the pain box, get robbed at nunchuck-point, and determine the next season.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE report on the alien adventures of Bert and Ernie, hop on a time travelling train, and daydream about Sy Snootles.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Arrival 46:21 - Star Wars?

Listen to those pitter-pattering feets, WEASNY is coming. Wesley activates his post-cog abilities and Ethan flirts with some septopods.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Minority Report 44:10 - Arrival

WE get into our milk bath and introduce you to God-Greg Jr.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE spend more time talking about the previous two Venom movies than the third even entertained. WE also join the Department of Acid.    Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Quiz 33:57 - Review

Unsurprisingly, we have become Trevathan as we review KOTPOTA, 2024, and Raka's deal. Prepare your IHOPs for a revolution in scrolls.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   It's all Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes review.

WE celebrate the cousins, flex piano trivia, and get to the core of Trevathan.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - A Real Pain 42:19 - Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

WE talk Thelma and try to become the most famous people from each of our hometowns.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Thelma 26:19 - A Real Pain

Welcome to what is by far the most nostalgic and personal episode of WEASNY by far. Wes begged me to put “Muffins” in the show notes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tcR19y7GPM.    Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Didi 52:42 - Thelma

Heads up for this one, we lost a bit of audio on Wes's end but most of the answers were preserved. Sadly, we lost some jokes.    WE discover what happened to the other Tiggers, start some livestreams, and relive the 2000s.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - The Wild Robot 25:11 - Didi

WE talk about Tick-Tock's stepdad energy, count the number of times we've seen Yes Man, and Wes's quiz making skills while ill.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Lisa Frankenstein 42:19 - Wild Robot

WE talk a LOT about Cine2Nerdle Battle but also discuss contentious relationships with cheese, and what we do with our dads.   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Review: Wallace and Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl 41:35 - Quiz: Kung Fu Panda 3

WE kick off the year by making quizzes on movies we SHOULD have made last year. WE discuss Wallace's feelings about Brexit and the power levels of gardening gnomes.   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE are back with your weekly enrichment to discuss the quiz questions of 2024 to see what we remember.   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE put on our Ant-Man tech, rip up some decks, and prep our homes for Nicomund the Red.   Be advised here, if you have any interest in seeing Violent Night, we do recommend it, and would recommend doing so blind. We spoil a lot of it.   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Red One 29:17 - Violent Night

This Christmas, WE consider what it means to be a Santa-like individual as we conjecture on what could possibly happen in Violent Night and Red One. Neither of us had seen either of these!   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Violent Night 29:46 - Red One

WE talk about condiments for truly so long in order to not talk about C.I.Ape and post-mortem the concept of espionage.   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   Review: C.I.Ape Season Wrap (01:02:47)

WE move a little closer to the center (NOT REALLY), develop our road act, and Ape Out.   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   Review: The 39 Steps Quiz (42:00): C.I.Ape

WE create new Magic: the Gathering cards, waste the protagonist's time, and step with the sheep.   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   Review: Skyfall Quiz (45:14): The 39 Steps

WE Hong Kong, advocate for shorter funerals, and do some reptile dental work   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   Review: Mr. and Mrs. Smith Quiz (35:45): Skyfall

WE tease Dad Movies, talk about Piece by Piece, and finally say hi to Brangelina.   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   Review: Goldfinger Quiz (46:28): Mr. and Mrs. Smith

WE discuss the final game of tag, catalog the history of Caspers, and get their fingers in some gold.    Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   Review: Infernal Affairs Quiz (37:27): Goldfinger

WE hollow out our McNuggets, talk ankh, and adopt some adults.   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE discuss toys that poop, Rhinestone, and the podcast's newest enemy.   About halfway through the episode, something happened to Wes's audio where it gets static-y and some parts are lost. Sorry y'all.   TW: Pet death   Review (05:50): Rhinestone   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE talk about Copy of Butter.png and stay out of the bedroom.   Quiz: Rocky Balboa Review (48:01): Rhinestone   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE develop a case of the marbles, and demand greatness from Spider Rico.   Quiz: The Expendables 2 Review (42:26): Rocky Balboa   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE craft alternate endings to Rocky 4, discuss the “worst” Rocky movie, and trap William Shatner.   Quiz: Rocky V Review (48:56): The Expendables 2   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE join the cocoa racket, raise our baby Steve Cold, and go Gallagher.   Quiz: The Expendables Review (38:29): Rocky V   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE made us make you watch this episode, Ethan gets turned into a Zoo Pal, and Wesley takes a bite out of crime.   Quiz: Rocky IV Review (33:29): The Expendables   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE see Michael Caine's Manimal, determine that Sylvester's muppetsona is Ernie, and are as positive as possible about one of the worst movies.   Quiz: Stop or My Mom Will Shoot Review (51:50): Stop or My Mom Will Shoot   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE start the show by talking about Boss Baby, pray for the return of Clubber Lang, and put John Rambo to bed.   Quiz: Rambo: Last Blood Review (48:27): Rocky IV   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE become Ed Gein, uncover the origins of Mr. T, and Ethan's score becomes concerning.   Quiz: Rocky III Review (46:55): Rambo: Last Blood   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE give you AP Lit tips & tricks, get diagnosed with Hulkamania, and come up with the best training regimens for Rocky.   Quiz: Rambo (2008) Review (47:25): Rocky III   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE stimp for our partners and talk about Rambo's family back home   Quiz: Rocky II Review (44:52) Rambo (2008)   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

Ethan has given up on Rambo and also spoiled Rocky for himself. WE also uncover Rambo's true origin.   Quiz: Rambo III Review (41:20) Rocky II   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE fly higher and praise the Trautmeister. WE also pitch a new martial art and learn about Wes's love of sport.   Quiz: Rocky Review (35:47) Rambo III   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE head back to Vietnam and celebrate the history of Philadelphia   Quiz: Rambo First Blood Part II Review (37:52) Rocky   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE start the season with a sequel to a movie that was NOT called Rambo. WE also unleash our inner patriots.   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

Happy Mother's Day WEASNY FAMILY and drop Indiana Jones into a bucket of Terminators. Also Cathy is here.   Quiz Review (42:34)    Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE enter the last rainforest guided by Kyra, and as always, find a VHS copy of Jack.   Quiz Review: 42:46   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

Wes is so mad at me, guys.   Review: Netflix's Death Note   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE question the ethics of Santa Claus's yearly reverse panty raid and unravel some mysterious anagrams.   Review: Dead Poets Society Quiz (46:15): Netflix's Death Note   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

Ethan admits he constantly prepares Kyra for his demise, and Wesley squares up with an old man.   Review: John Wick Quiz (41:22): Dead Poets Society   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

Are WE smarter than a snake?  Review: Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny Quiz (01:01:01): John Wick   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE spend too much time talking about X-Men, Jean.    Review:: Looper Quiz (42:06): Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

Father, what say you to a new edition of WE Ain't Seen Nothin Yet? WE also uncover the big disappearance of Aardman's plasticine and talk Doogal. Review (08:44): Flushed Away Quiz (48:51): Looper   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee