What We Talk About In the Shadows

What a fun episode! We have a very long and strange discussion about what exactly a button cock is - so you don't have to google it we'll gladly explain. Did anyone ever guess that the Jersey Devil would have been described in such a way - and now our brains are forever scarred! Sweet Guilllermo comes out, Nadja actually is supportive of him, and the Guide and Marwa discuss the plausibility of Mama Mia. We loved this episode, and it shows. Drop in a few lines on our Twitter and let us know if you knew what a button cock was, and if you were as thrilled by G's family as we were!

Halfway through the season and they hit us with this amazing episode! We can't get over how much fun this was to watch, and all the crazy things that happened! The Barron, Dodo birds, orgies, and several characters return! We loved it - we really get into it this episode, join us and tell us what you think . . .

This week we talk about our experiences with private school, which fictional school we would have liked to attend, and the incomprehensible jesters! How many hypnoses could you survive in an hour? Are all children energy vampires? (yes!)

This episode we chat about what exactly is a Night Market, fart trains, and turd fairies! The tradition of fairy tales, and the beauty of Nandor and Gizmo's glorious smack down Fight Club Night! What was your favorite part of tonight's episode and we will ask you, what is your favorite Night Market from fiction?

Nadja's is finally open! This is the big night, and the nightclub is full of vampires and the show is full of jokes . . . The story of Baby Colin, or as Nadja refers to him "the Creature who crawled out of Colin Robinson's corpse," is growing - that kid has moves! We discuss our first memory of vampire stories and the curse of the Monkey Paw. What was your favorite part of this episode? Was it Fred Armisen? Or was it vampire situational comedy, a niche you never knew you needed?

Dark Greetings our sweet baby vampires! Join us this episode as we celebrate someone's very important human birthday (Whoop di doo!) and we talk about the djinn, OCD Vampires, perverted vampires (looking at you Laszlo, never change) and Guillermo's possible new boyfriend. Also, we consider whether this episode more closely resembles F-Boy island or The Bachelor? How many wishes does Nandor have left?

Has it really been a year since our vampires went their separate ways? Join us as we discuss the season premiere of Episode 1! We are elated that our favorite idiot vamps are back to delight us with sewer swimming, home improvement, and rampant sexual relations! Not to mention, one tiny little emotional vampire who has managed to manipulate Laszlo into delivering an endless supply of love an sugary cereal. Did you love this season premiere as much as we did?

This week we discuss the penultimate episode, whether Khandi Alexander is indeed a vampire, and of course - our dear Colin.

This week we talk about vampire depression, cults and MLM's and the vamps's obsession with Memo's pee pee. We also talk quite a bit about Guillermo becoming a vampire and if that would change the show dynamic for the worse or the better - what do you think?

Join us this week as we talk about Colin Robinson's romantic interlude with the siren (he totally boned that chicken), Kids in the Hall episodes, and the tiny narcissist that is Nadja's dolly.

This week we discuss the reveal of the Sire and the return of our favorite crispy vampire, the Baron! We loved this episode so much, so this podcast went rather long. This was in our opinion, the best of the series. There are so many great jokes and callbacks to previous episodes, it really doesn't get any better than this. So listen along as we talk about Nandor and Guillermo's evolving relationship, Laszlo's perversion, and the Baron's proposed new spinoff in NJ. Bat!

Welcome to the Chamber of Judgment, where we may or may not sentence you to death for wearing Fast Fashion and having your own personal hellhound! This episode we talk at length about Colin's possible waning powers, Laszlo's rapidly growing porn obsession, Seanie's possible emergence as an energy vampire, and the beautiful baptismal robes that the Council wears.

This week, the vampire crew goes on a road trip and madness ensues! We talk about Seanie's recovery from the brain scrambles, Nandor's existential crisii, Guillermo's passport stamp collection, Ocean's 11 with the undead, and Nadja's twerking skills

Join us this week as we discuss Gail, toxic relationships, the brilliance of this show's comedy writers, men named Leslie, Bram Stoker's Dracula and of course - genital towels. Also, please tweet us @whatwetalkabou2 with any suggestions about what vampire movies we should see, if we have gotten anything wrong or just to say hi!

Join us this week as we discuss the first two episodes of Season 3! We talk about our favorite jokes, little things we may have missed upon the first viewing and the genius of Kayvan Novak for impersonating all of his costars as Nandor. We also talk about who we want to see appear in upcoming episodes as different vampires and who the Sire may be. Who do you think the Sire is, and why is he still in Staten Island? Bat!

We are so excited for the Season 3 premier tomorrow evening! Join us as we drink some wine and talk about who we would like to see pop up in future episodes as well as discuss the biological sexual mechanics of vampire lovemaking. Conclusion: icicle dingaling

A bittersweet recap where we talk about the end of Season 2. The promise of Season 3 has been locked in - which is great because now we can spend the next year wondering what is new for Guillermo de la Cruz? We are so excited! Isn't Guillermo the break out story that we didn't see coming in Season 1? It's been so much to fun to watch that story grow and become what it is now - a vampire familiar who hunts vampires! We love it. This episode we talk about some of our favorite moments from this episode, and the lovely Easter eggs from Interview with a Vampire. There were so many call backs from prior seasons and earlier episodes in Season 2 that we identify and talk about. We had so much fun doing this podcast and. we hope you had fun listening with us. Please Tweet us with any questions, what were your favorite moments from Season 2 and in particular the episode? Isn't Laszlo's method of draining a person just enough the perfect vampire tactic for clean up purposes? Genius! And stay tuned to this podcast for a very special guest we have lined up. Fangs up! Twitter: @WhatWeTalkAbou2

Dark Greetings baby vamps! This week we recap the episode about those pesky semen stealing witches. . . We talk about Nandor and Laszlo's sexual chemistry (off the charts), Nadja's paranoia about witches (once again - BELIEVE WOMEN!), the goat haunting (GOAT SORCERY!), and semen. Lots and lots of man juice. Don't blame us - blame the writers! And we reveal one very special little cameo some may have missed - but we sure didn't! This episode had us giggling the whole way through, and right now what we need in life is more laughs and obviously - more semen jokes. Follow us on Twitter and let us know what your Fangs Up moment was! Goat Sorcery, Nandor's raging erection, or even maybe goat abductions?

Are you feeling horny for love? Are you feeling horny for blood? Seriously that song is stuck in my head. Thank you Nadja! Join us this week as we discuss the newest vaping trends, fake vampires, Guillermo and Nandor's tender relationship, whether you should masturbate in your pillow (use a sock), a UFO sighting, the longevity of Dexy's Midnight Runners, and IS SAM OKAY?!! SERIOUSLY! WE NEED TO KNOW! We had a lot of fun watching this week's episode - so much happened! And we had even more fun talking with each other about it. What did you think? At what age is the perfect time to become vampire? Definitely not 12 - obvs. What did you think? And who do you think will be showing up as a witch this week?!

Join us as we discuss the curse on that bloody hat, well endowed trolls, and Guillermo's sweet slayer skillz. Stick around for the end of the podcast where you will learn some interesting new swears in Espanol - in honor or our favorite Latinx Familiar - Guillermo. What were your favorite parts of tonight episode, and who voiced the troll? We want to know! Tweet us or drop us a line! Bat!

Join us as we talk about Episode 6 - or as everyone else is calling it the Luke Skywalker episode! Mark Hamill delights us this week with his fancy interpretation of a vampire with a debt to settle, and Matt Berry once again sparkles as Laszlo on the Run . . . So pop a toothpick in your mouth, put on your fanciest pair of dungarees, pour yourself a human alcoholic beverage and listen as we talk about who should be the next vampire guest star (definitely Christopher Walken), the cutthroat world of women's volleyball, and the joy of a mechanical turk. Also - please don't try to french a doll. Not cool Colin. Not cool.

Join us as we talk about Colin's time in the sun, his Office Space promotion (minus the Bobs), Nadja's attempt to exact revenge on Nandor, Colins' weird hairstyle choices, and the many ways this show continues to surprise us! Tell us: what was your favorite Colin moment? Do you have a chronic throat clearer at your office who plays his Conservative AM Radio program way too loud? If you could split yourself into 3, would you just argue with yourself or pursue world domination?

Join us as we discuss Episode 4 of Season 2: The Curse! We talk about how our Dads are vampires who can't understand email, how many vampires Gizmo killed, and whether Guillermo will turn full Buffy or be the next Antonio Banderas vampire heartthrob . . . What do you think Guillermo will do next? And is Colin's bedroom in a murder dungeon or a Kinko's?

This episode we talk about the Superb Owl Party, how we wish that owl would show up already and let us touch it's beak, and how cool Craig Robinson is. What was your favorite scene from the show, and will you be throwing your own Superb Owl Party in 2021?

Join us as we talk about our favorite bits from the first two episodes of Season 2! We are all the undead trapped in our homes with our friends/relatives during this Rona virus - so let's enjoy some silly vampire humor, eh? Zombies, ghosts, unfinished business, necromancer scatting, and Guillermo slaying his dreams and vampire assassins - these new episodes delivered! What were your favorite jokes and story lines, and what do you want to see in the new season? Fangs up and tell us in on our Twitter page what you would like to see in the next episodes and what you loved about the opening eps! High Five!

Join us as we do a full recap of the second episode of our favorite inept vampires as they first attempt world domination by overtaking the local town council. We also talk about real life Energy Vampires and who we would like to turn us into the bloodsucking undead!

Dark Greetings! Join us for our premiere episode as we talk about the show, the movie, who are favorite characters are, the movie vs. the show, Anne Rice novels, whether Wesley Snipes is truly a Vampire (he totally is), and the dangers of being a vampire in South Florida! Feel free to let us know if you think we missed anything here or Tweet us @WhatWeTalkAbou2! Next week we'll be talking about Episode 2: City Council Please be sure to check out the Facebook Group: What We Do in the Shadows Fan! The best group on Facebook and chock full of fan art, memes, and just good people who love our friends from Staten Island and NZ!

A brief snippet of what's to come soon . . . two confused married dorks just sitting around interrupting each other as they talk about and recap their favorite show - What We Do In the Shadows. . . . Complete first season recaps to start dropping soon! Stay tuned. . . .