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Three guys take on the world equipped with nothing but their "wits", their "charisma", and a basic understanding of absolutely nothing.

Michael Mitchell, Darien Weems, Eddie Zakreski


    • Oct 9, 2019 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 39m AVG DURATION
    • 46 EPISODES


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    Wittiots Ep 45

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2019 51:45


    Wittiots Ep 45 by Michael Mitchell, Darien Weems, Eddie Zakreski

    Ep. 44 - "Oops Thats A Slur"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2019 35:09


    Enjoy this episode where we briefly recap the summer and everything new in our lives. Look out for next weeks episode on the youtube channel.

    S3 E14 "Endgame Discussion"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2019 79:18


    It's the season finale and what better way to end the season than to talk about everything ENDGAME. Fair warning, we cover the entire movie so there are so many spoilers ahead. You have been warned! Thank you for a great season and we look forward to bringing you more episodes next season!

    S3 E13 "Do You Want To Have Kids" Ft. Carmen Nevant

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2019 45:23


    This week the guys are joined by Carmen Nevant as they discuss the hype for Avengers Endgame and talk about having kids... it gets weird.

    S3 E12 "F*ck Gamestop"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2019 46:34


    This week the guys catch up and fill in whats been going on in their absence. Oh and they talk about Time and Space theory.

    S3 E11 "I Was Drinking... Water"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2019 54:38


    This week we're winging it. Plain and simple. Tune in for some fun stories about drinking "water" and taking Ubers.

    S3 E10 "The Hour Long Sh*t Show"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2019 62:05


    This week we lost track of time and went for over an hour. I feel like we should preface this by saying please don't sit down to eat while you listen to this weeks episode, ESPECIALLY at a Dennys. Enjoy!

    S3 E09 "St. Patricks Day" Ft. Elijah King

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2019 52:30


    It's the annual St. Patricks Day episode featuring Elijah King! All of the opinions in this episode should be taken as fact, ESPECIALLY pertaining Cool Ranch Doritos

    S3 E08 "Pitching Sketches"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2019 55:07


    This week the guys talk about Captain Marvel, Spring Break, and try to pitch sketches to each other. It's a mess.

    S3 E07 "My Favorite Conspiracy 2 : The Dark Crusaders"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2019 53:59


    This week the guys bring in some of their favorite conspiracy theories and it gets out of hand fast. Tune in as the guys talk about the moon, Dave Chappelle, and Mesopotamian Space Deities

    S3 E05 "As A Black Man"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2019 52:12


    This week Darien and Michael discuss moral dilemmas, the creative process, and why Bakugo sucks.

    S3 E05 "They Fixed Porn!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2019 54:46


    This week, the guys tackle "Never Have I Ever", and talk about how porn has finally been fixed! This episode is a result of fan requests so if you have a suggestion for the show, let us know and be sure to visit our Patreon at www.patreon.com/wittiots

    S3 E04 "Ted Bundy and Hentai"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2019 56:09


    This weeks episode is wildly not safe for work... but its a good one... We discuss Ted Bundy, fetishes, dead relatives, and a WHOLE lot more. We are joined by long time listener and fan of the show, Zoe Marshall!

    S3 E03 "Body Positivity" Feat. Carmen Nevant

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2019 59:24


    This week the guys are joined by Carmen Nevant to talk about the toxicity of social media and body positivity. All of their opinions should be taken as fact without question because they are obviously right.

    S3 E02 "That's Probably Not Good" Featuring Hannah Daniel

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2019 53:07


    This week the Wittiots are joined by their first female guest for a fun episode talking about Video Games, Fear Factor, and the new Gilette Ad. Soundcloud isn't autocorrecting my spelling of Gilette so I'm gonna leave it that way. If you enjoyed this weeks episode there will be a Patreon Exclusive video episode where we will discuss last weeks controversial episode!

    S3 E01 "Don't Kevin Hart Us" 1.13.19

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2019 45:36


    This marks the first show without Eddie in the regular lineup, we hope we don't disappoint him too much. This week the guys talk about Oppression, Spiderman, and Jeff Bezos. (Again).

    S2 E16: "The End of an Era" 12.16.18

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2018 25:55


    Join the guys in the season finale as they talk about whether or not Idaho exists. Also hear a farewell from Eddie on his last episode until season 4!

    S2 E15: "The Ultimate Middle School Flex" 12.9.18

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2018 47:44


    Join the guys as their guest Elijah King recalls silly bands, gym class, and cargo shorts.

    S2 E14: "Fat Guys Talk About Exercise" 12.2.18

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2018 45:56


    This week the guys take a deep dive into the fall of video game multiplayer as well as talk about all the exercise they don’t do.

    S2 E13: "DON'T Listen to this while you're eating!!" 11.25.18

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2018 55:17


    Don't worry, the Wittiots have heard the fans! This week the guys are talking about the Good Old Days once again. Tune in to hear the Wittiots' best stories about school, poop, and everything in-between!

    S2 E12: "Jeff Bezos did WHAT?!?" 11.18.18

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2018 37:08


    This week, the guys talk about Amazon and their thoughts on their recent announcement. Tune in to hear the most recent installment of "Does it Suck?"!

    S2 E11: "Election Special ft. Alex Wolfe" 11.11.18

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2018 52:27


    This week, Michael and Eddie bring in Alex Wolfe of Rock Solid Panda to talk about the Midterm elections. Tune in to hear their take on how the night unfolded, and make sure to check out Rock Solid Panda!

    S2 E10: "Does the Military Suck?" 11.4.18

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2018 39:48


    This week, the guys are joined by an Army Vet to talk about the military. Shoutout to Pops!

    S2 E09: "Halloween Special" 10.28.18

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2018 43:50


    In this spooky episode of Wittiots, Michael and Darien compete in another high stakes bet to see who has to do the next humiliating punishment on the show! Watch to find out which WatchMojo Top 10 Videos are real and which ones aren't!

    S2 E08: "French Fries and Yoga ft. Carmen Nevant" 10.21.18

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2018 44:54


    With their first guest of the season, the wittiots discuss yoga, console gaming, and the oppressive force of Wendy’s.

    S2 E07: "Usernames and Reality TV" 10.14.18

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2018 37:08


    It's our 20th Episode! This week, the Wittiots answer some more Patreon questions, and talk about Playstation, Spongebob, Survivor. Tune in to hear more!

    S2 E06: "Football Sucks?" 10.7.18

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2018 29:44


    Sports. The guys can’t play them, but they can certainly have opinions about them! This week they discuss football, hockey, eSports, and more.

    S2 E05: "Bust Another Bracket" 9.30.18

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2018 27:47


    It’s no secret that the guys love Marvel, but who’s the best superhero? Find out as the guys take on another bracket to see just how low Hawkeye ranks.

    S2 E04: "Raise the Steaks" 9.23.18

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2018 26:33


    This week, Darien and Eddie put their knowledge of holidays to the test in a battle to choose the other's halloween costume. Tune in to find out who wins!

    S2 E03: "My Favorite Conspiracy" 9.16.18

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2018 26:44


    This week the guys each bring in a ridiculous conspiracy theory to discuss. Tune in as Michael, Eddie and Darien talk about the year 1000, Mysterious Rivers, and Cannibals.

    S2 E02: "Wittiots Fan Forum" 9.9.18

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2018 28:33


    To commemorate the launch of our Patreon, we asked our supporters for questions they wanted answers for on the show. Remember, you asked for this...

    S2 E01: "The Wittiots Strike Back" 9.2.18

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2018 25:13


    It’s Season 2! Thanks for coming back and if you’re new, welcome! We have lots of fun things planned this season so stick around. This episode we talk about the deep rooted issues of misogyny in the gaming industry, recap the shenanigans of summer, and we find out if Darien and Eddie are actually friends.

    "Summer Special" 7.9.18

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2018 26:26


    Surprise! The Wittiots are back with a special summer episode featuring our newest guest, Zion Jang. This episode is proudly sponsored by CFTC and their production of Footloose! Get your tickets at www.fairfaxcitytheatre.org!

    S1 E12: "The Good Old Days" 4.22.18

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2018 33:55


    In our season finale, we talk about everything. And by that, we mean we talk about absolutely nothing. Join us for our last episode of the season and make sure you look out for bonus episodes that may be appearing over the summer!

    S1 E11: "Hot Seat: Eddie" 4.15.18

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2018 26:33


    In the third and final Hot Seat episode, Eddie sits down with Michael to talk about his life.

    S1 E10: "Hi, Welcome to the Wittiots Podcast" 4.8.18

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2018 18:50


    This week, in celebration of 10 episodes, we take a trip down memory lane and visit some of our favorite moments from the first 3 months of the podcast.

    S1 E09, Part 2: "“Bust Harder”

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2018 21:56


    In this week's two-part episode, Darien and Michael talk about the most important bracket this time of year, Disney V. Pixar.

    S1 E09, Part 1: "“Bust a Bracket”

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2018 23:44


    In this week's two-part episode, Darien and Michael talk about the most important bracket this time of year, Disney V. Pixar.

    S1 E08: "Hot Seat: Michael" 3.25.18

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2018 28:48


    This week, Michael sits down with Darien, Eddie, and our guest, Elijah for his turn in the hot seat. This is the second of three interview episodes with each of the Wittiots.

    S1 E07: "Elijah King" 3.18.18

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2018 30:07


    In a week of firsts, the guys record their first video podcast and have their first guest Wittiot, Elijah King! Join us as he talks to us about show business and auditioning for Stranger Things.

    S1 E06: "Hot Seat: Darien" 3.12.18

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2018 29:39


    This week, Darien sits down with Michael for the audience to learn a little bit more about himself. This is the first of the three-part "Hot Seat" series interviewing the Wittiots.

    S1 E05: "This Week in the World" 2.18.18

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2018 26:27


    This week, the Wittiots each bring some news to the table and to no surprise, politics is involved. Join us as we talk about Cartoons, Chris Rock, and Russia

    S1 E04: "A Space Oddity" 2.11.18

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2018 26:03


    Wittiots! In! Space! This week we talk about the wonder of Teslas and flamethrowers. Oh, and the infinite possibilities of space. That too.

    S1 E03: "We Have Technology" 2.4.18

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2018 24:28


    This week, the guys talk about the rise of technology, and whether AI may be becoming too smart for this worldjkdshflkysdgvjds 01010111 01101001 01110100 01110100 01101001 01101111 01110100 01110011 AI IS AMAZING THE WAY IT IS, LET US CONTINUE TO ADVANCE IT AND DEVELOP IT PAST THE INTELLIGENCE OF HUMANKIND.

    S1 E02: "Netflix and Chill" 1.28.18

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2018 25:48


    In Week 2, the guys get into the nitty gritty about streaming services, netflix, and the controversy surrounding the world of stand up comedy.

    S1 E01: “Oh Boy.” 1.21.18

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2018 33:22


    In our inaugural episode, we talk about our thoughts on Awards, The Women's March, The Government Shutdown, and Doritos.

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