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It’s 2007 and the housing crisis has just begun. Lenders were over-lent to unqualified buyers based on unreal market evaluations. Flash forward and all our hair weaves manufactured in China came in Trojan-horse loaded COVID-19 packaging. Ok, maybe that last part isn’t true- but we bet someone somewhere retells it as fact at a cocktail party near you. Now on to other fake news. It’s 2020 and mortgages are being dolled out with work stoppage funds as a consideration. Seems legit, right? Or…. the next few years are going to get weird. This leads to our next topic in this controversial episode of Women Uncovered: what, exactly, is the difference between polyamory, swinging, and open relationship status? Andria and Angela dive into these shifting waters and get good and wet in this episode. Tell your friends and strap on, I mean, in. Just Listen.
Savannah. A city of many layers, Savannah broadcasts echoes of things that once were. Suspended, myriad, secretive, and haunted. Women Uncovered’s own Andria just returned to Orlando from a first-time visit to the city, laden with her findings and feelings toward the great and very darkly haunted and beautiful city of Savannah. Andria had to put on a show herself and visited We dive into this topic and sooo much more in this very special episode of Women Uncovered. Just listen.
Angela is feeling restless in Michigan, but it’s ok- Scott is planning a party, a 50-gallon lube party! Andria’s Ancestry.com profile delivered some interesting results, turns out she has a bit more German heritage than she thought, which finally explains her penchant for pre-war Berlin inspired kink. Andria might just tap into her inner director persona, “Frau Gunta”, dust off her beret and whip, get one of those swank director’s chairs and a bull horn and properly motivate some hopeful new pornstars into giving it their all. Tune in to find out and help the ladies with their porn ideas on this episode of Women Uncovered. Just listen
Ah, the sun sets on the bleached shores of Key West. A gentle breeze stirs the air. Lovers hold hands along Duval and the many-thumbed cats of the Hemingway House settle in and prep for another night on the hunt. Oh, wait- who are we kidding?
What in the Carol Baskins? Netflix has done it again. Not only have the folks over there peaked our interest with tigers, meth, and murder, but now they’ve finished us off with a little flick called 365 Days. Speaking of sex on set, Andria has decided to become an Intimacy Coordinator when she grows up. This is an individual who apparently babysits porn sets and makes sure the actors and actresses all fell the warm fuzzies they require to get through the day. Let’s say you’ve decided to film the BBC Gangbang Orgy Creampie scene? You expected eleven BBCs and twelve show up- well not to worry, your Intimacy Coordinator is here to save the day. Further, is your dong looking not so fresh? It’s ok. We got you. In this episode of Women Uncovered, the gals also offer tips and tricks on keeping your dong from looking, well, not melty. This and more are explored in this episode. Just listen.
Did you hear the one about Biden being an animatronic muppet? Yup, it’s true. Ok, but he did break wind on live video. Need to getaway? Thailand will be happy to have you. In Thailand- sex capital of the world, sex workers are trying to make ends meet without the international sex tourism the economy is based on. Even our own hostess, Andria, has changed vacation plans recently and opted for Key West instead of Vegas. What is the mask etiquette on a nude beach? Jimmy Kimmel is getting cancel cultured by his beloved left? Dixie Chicks change their name? In this episode of Women Uncovered the ladies dive into the upcoming power struggle, the controversies, and try to predict exactly what will happen to love, sex, and travel in the time of COVID. Just listen.
Welcome back, kiddies! A lot has happened since our last episode of Women Uncoveredand the ladies pull no punches in catching you up to speed. And, of course- would you have itany other way? In this episode of Women Uncovered Angela takes us through her family’sexodus from Guatemala before revolution gets in full swing, then her travels into Houston,Orlando, and back to her workshop in Michigan. You know the one, where she makes thosenaughty toys available on www.SexSwing.com and www.TiedTight.com . I can’t help butwonder: just what were her elves up to while she was away? And oh, can you imagine their blacklatex BDSM work uniforms? Yummy!Let's break into canned vaginas or oysters? Sex clubs and worshiping the penis....
Have you heard of that girl from that good family who went into porn just for the fun of it? Nope, neither have we. Often, if not always and in all ways vilified for having made bad lifestyle choices those in the adult entertainment and sex industry are slammed as hoes, sluts, tramps, drug addicts, and any number of vernaculars therein. This is not true. We repeat: THIS IS NOT TRUE. Many former entertainers, bartenders, nude models, and- gasp!-porn stars walk among you. You won’t know who they are, they don’t wear a sign advertising their former, or current- professions. I mean can you imagine Karen from Accounting wear a shirt that read “Hi, I’m Karen, I’m boring as fuck. Live. Laugh. Love. is my jam”. So, why on earth would Destiny wear one saying “Former Pole Grinder, probably amazing in bed”. Now- why the equation between adult entertainers and amazing sex?
The ladies of Women Uncovered explore the recent state of events and examine exactly what happens when shit hits the fan in Orlando, Guatemala and all points beyond as forced quarantines are imposed and once-proud people hoist the white flag for food as they find themselves unable to leave their homes. Following a random CashApp request from a fellow bandmate Andria then sends her own- to everyone she knows and applauds her comrade for an act of sheer desperation: and genius.
Hi all you boys and ghouls! Do you find yourself struggling with what to do during thezombie apocalypse? Well, you should probably engage in some tantric sex, get a new penispiercing, and stream lots of Tiger King, of course.
The world of high-end prostitutes is vast. From the lawyer working 3 weeks a month as a prostitute and making 50k to the feminist-leaning male sex workers (male prostitutes for women), we dive into the racy end of prostitution. Angela's dishes about her vast array of online boyfriends.And We hope you are sitting down.... Pretty Woman is 30 years old and we dive deep into that!
They are closing down the orgy parties due to COVID-19. 50cent is saying sex prevents COVID-19. The world is in a spin.Just Listen!
We are talking about clubs. What makes a good club? What makes a sucky club? Should we start a club? Gentlemen's club, strip club, burlesque.
Andria decided to give zero fucks this weekend and got a love-tat with her man and got a new piercing! And of course, Angela goes logical mom on her.
In a previous episode, we talked about Sugar Baby/Daddies. On this episode, we dive into the next level when you graduate the sugar baby ranks you can hit the big time with the Trophy Wife.
Oh, the sweet life of fancy jewelry and unlimited funds. Well, hold up, that is a trophy wife, but to be a trophy wife you have to start with some training. This level is where the sugar baby and a sugar daddy enter the playing field.
Have you ever heard "no press is bad press"? Well, it is the same with gossip and trolls. This episode we dive into haters, stalkers, trolls and those who love to gossip about us. We think you.... and if you are this desperate to follow us, we tell you why exactly you are so needy.
As the world spins to figure out he Coronavirus a side story of shit and lies started to unleash about the brand Corona Beer. It was completely made up and actually the brand is doing quite well in the wake of the Coronavirus. Then we talk about Chris Matthews resigning suddenly from his show "Hardball" on MSNBC. Amidst accusations of sexual inappropriate talk and his recent grilling of Elizabeth Warren. But, did these things really call for his resigning? Have we totally just gone soft?
Of course, we are defending the industry of sex work! But, we do dive into it deeper layers and YES some sex work we are absolutely against it.
Andria and her bo went to Mardi Gras 2020 and it was off the hook. She came back used and abused. What happens at Mardi Gras, gets talked about on Women Uncovered! And what did Garth Brooks do in Detroit? Supporting Sanders 20? We jump into that too.
Have you ever thought of how to manifest outside of sexual trauma? Have you thought about BDSM therapy and sex play?
With all the racial tension, is it real? What we found may shock you. Interracial dating and marriage.
Seattle's pilot program to indoctrinate our youth into racism and radical sex ed topics at 6/7yo is a hot topic. Washing state is ready to vote on making this teaching, including "queer affirmation", "trans affirmation", "privilege" and "white supremacy" mandatory across the states public schools. We definitely have some thoughts on this bullshit.
Sex Dolls is one of Ang's favorite topics! And we dive in. Seems Clark Co, (Las Vegas) has shut down a sex toy brothel- but is that really even a brothel? It's plastic dolls people! We weigh in on that and our views of sex dolls in general.
We had to get some chit chat out, you know moms and coffee! From 2 moms with "unique" kids, when did we know? What was it like as a new mom, our first babies!!!!Then we dive into relationships, is the goal to marry for money, love or companionship? Dare we say the trifecta?
Our new feeds blew up with the Super Bowl half-time show. A video was shared to us about the possible unlining message. We know the arts tend to be pretty far left, but was this too far? Children in cages? Were there anti-Jesus moments? Was it riddled with freemason symbols? Was the performance a bit too much? What was up with the Puerto Rican flag?I mean so much people, we just had to talk about it.
Here we go again! Being 40 what is the dating mojo that works? Is it apps? Is it single forever? Can we date as MILFs? Are we even MILFs? Shit, we are old! Our quick ideas on strip clubs and "The Cost of Living Keeps Us Stripping". And what are the right outlines of a relationship?
Penis mic? Who drew a 60ft penis on their parents McMansion in the UK? What is taboo and shocking? Elephant shit Gin? Yes, it is a real fucking thing. And would we try?
We dive into some juicy topics! Did you know you can sell your used panties, yes it is a thing- would we??? What if you were the other woman and came up pregnant, 3 months before your baby is due and you are still a secret? And, is the idea of "initiating sex" in a relationship- the wrong idea? Also- how Angela got a $50,000 rabies vaccine - for real!
Welcome women who own it, the mama who needs some friends, the hustler, the wanna-be and the ones trying to hold their shit together! We got you. On this episode we talk penis stick figures at school, do our curtains match the carpet? What we want to be when we grow up. Breastfeeding to college and all the other shit girls talk about! Join us.