Yada Yada Yada

It's that spooky time of year, so this episode we're talking all things Halloween. Ben’s already celebrating pancake day, the Bugglepuffs get a treat, there are backflips all round, Richard is a vapid, empty vessel, offering nothing, and someone gets pushed down the stairs by a ghost. No further questions!

We're back! This time we're chatting about the UK's favourite televised baking competition, The Great British Bake Off. We discuss Channel 4 vs BBC, who would win in a fight between Mary Berry and Prue Leith, the spectre of death as a straight man, Tony the Tiger trying to convince people to put Frosties in their cakes, why Ben enjoys a break, and a gateau, but not that much, putting a personal spin on the ‘Hollywood Handshake’, quick routes to either fame or infamy for Richard and the deliciousness of plain white bread. It’s a knockout!

We're back from our accidental summer prorogation! This episode Ben and Richard are talking about the jewel in the BBC’s consumer affairs crown, Shop Well, For Less? The guys talk about Occam’s razor as a ‘who farted?’ situation, which of the two regional accents is having more fun, chandeliers in every room, two washing machines, a new toy every day, £100 phone bills, how a white t-shirt completely changes your wardrobe, and borax. Ok, shall we hide?

It's 50 years since humans first set foot on the moon, and we're celebrating with a big old chat about all things moony. There's an 8 step guide to a successful mooning, Earth's little brother, running up in the air, Andy Kauffman, Ben takes a couple of 'breaks', flat mooners, The X Files, shouting at the moon, and a discussion about whether songs about the moon are actually about love.

Welcome back to Yada Yada Yada where this week we are throwing a wrong'un on a jaffa, chucking a duck and listening out for orthoptera. That's right, we're talking all things cricket! That includes all your favourite cricket stories: car trouble, 10CC, jaffas, minced oaths, search engines, Longshanks and the story of Eos and Tithonos. By the end of this week's show, you won't like Yada Yada Yada, you'll love it. How was that?

Duh-duh, duh-duh-duh-duh, duh-duh-duuuuuuuhhh - this week Ben and Richard depart New York in the 90s for Westeros, chatting all things Game of Thrones. Spoilers abound, as the guys talk the top ten episodes, George R.R.R.R.R.R.R. Martin, a totally chill discussion of whether Tyrion is the real book baddie, fortune tellers, odd street encounters and Handsome Bishops Outside. Oh and there's a good 20 minutes on flatulence.

WE'RE BACK BAYBEEE!!! But not as you might remember us - while we were gone, we got an email from Jeff Bezos, who told us he's taking Seinfeld away from Amazon Prime, as he needs every penny at the moment. So we're changing tack to talk about a different topic each week - and the first topic is... Seinfeld! In this episode, Ben and Richard talk eggs, slack Australians, the PowerPoint button, band names, not that there's anything wrong with that, you can't put them together, they make an 8, and play Top of the Pops with a list of the best Seinfeld episodes.

Come and dine in New York's latest and most variable eatery, while it's still in business, for Seinfeld's third season episode, The Cafe. Kramer really thinks you're wrong, Jerry's a very very bad man, Elaine's never been involved in a caper before, Ben is smart lazy, Richard changes his deodorant and George went out of the window, why would he go out of the door? Also, spoiler alert - this episode features an IQ off between the hosts.

On Yada Yada Yada this week we're lost in a car park with the gang, for our chat about season three's The Parking Garage. Jerry has a case of ural mysitisis, George can't carry a pen, he's afraid he'll puncture his scrotum, Elaine's real impressed with your pecs and your lats, Kramer's not needed, Jerry can manage, Ben gets himself a new pair of shoes and Richard HAD A LOVELY TIME, THANK YOU!!!

Retirement beckons as we head down to Florida to visit Jerry's parents for our chat about The Pen. Jerry got into a fist fight with an old lady, Elaine yells 'Stella!', Morty knows someone had a coke, Helen doesn't know what's underwater that's so special, Uncle Leo thinks Jeffrey is funnier than the whole bunch of you, and of course Jack wanted it, he loves! Sponge cake!

We're introduced to one of Seinfeld's best ever characters as we chat about The Library. Jerry has a memory burn, Elaine thinks you don't understand lunch, George doesn't understand lunch, he doesn't know anything about lunch, Kramer's not impressed by people in the library reading the newspaper on those huge wooden sticks, Sherry Becker was chewing Dentyne (she ALWAYS chewed Dentyne!) and Bookman's got a flash for you joy boy - party time is over!

In the third episode of the third season of Seinfeld, George likes herbal tea, Elaine would love to see Jerry pick it up, Jerry thinks maybe they go to the bar and bend things, Kramer thinks you don’t contribute anything to society, Ben shares the pooprints episode, Richard's out of material and Larry David barks a lot (maybe)

Can you handle The Truth? In this episode, George prefers a fork, Elaine wonders how she can go on, Kramer found it on the road, and this is no good for Jerry, Ben sparks joy and Richard reveals that his middle name is 'Jelly'.

We're back baybeeeeee! Ben and Richard are back chatting all things Seinfeld, and kicking off season three with The Note. Jerry thinks the worst part of being blind would be not knowing if there were bugs in your food, Elaine was sat here first, you scrunched her, for some reason George went like 'this', Kramer’s making yelping noises, Ben resolves to accept more compliments, the massage therapist is having salad for lunch, then for dinner just whatever she wants, Joe Di Maggio dunks his donut and the waitress tells us to shut up or they’re going to kick us out. This episode contains much more chat about Silent Witness than you might expect from a Seinfeld podcast.

Happy Festivus! It's our Festivus special, celebrating the end of the Seinfeld's second season with an exchange of gifts, a discussion of season 2's best bits and a chat about the final episode, The Deal. Jerry doesn't want to get anything too gubernatorial, Kramer glory was that he had such a friend, George knows less about anyone in the world, Elaine's up $273, and Ben's been left in charge of Richard's parents' bedroom.

This new episode we're talking about The Revenge, in which no-ones comes off very well. Kramer gets concrete in his eye, George likes sports, he could do something in sports, Elaine is a nudist, Jerry wants Newman to wave on his way past, Richard's totally emotional and Ben's got lots to say about this, none of it funny. B-UNIT!

Our new episode is all about The Heart Attack. Kramer's off hot water, George has brought in an outside cucumber, Elaine doesn't want to run into Doctor Tongue, if Jerry wants a cookie, he has a cookie and Ben gets jelly of Richard's Jelly.

Ah the once and future kings of podcasting Richard and Ben are back! This time we're talking about The Statue, in which George wins at ink a dink, Jerry thought there was a rubber man, Elaine thinks there are big coincidences, Richard sings into the mirror, Ben and Doctor Books get spied on, Ray can't believe you asked about that statue and Kramer wants to go get him. Freeze mama!

Have you ever seen a better looking guy? Kramer's got mousse in his hair, Elaine's getting out, Jerry's sure you've never seen a bigger idiot than him but George is Constanza, lord of the idiots, Ben's ordering a cheese and tomato and Richard measures his head.

This episode of Yada Yada Yada is all about The Phone Message. George gets an enthusiastic hi, Jerry can't get mixed up in this, Kramer has some stand-up material, Elaine plays backgammon, Ben makes a power play and Richard demonstrates his knowledge of ducks. The Cotton Dockers advert featured in the episode (and talked about at length in the podcast) is this one: https://youtu.be/H0N5ZTIE3Yk You can find out more about the Cellar's crowdfunding campaign here: https://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/cellar-forever And you can buy the Worry single, from which all proceeds go to the Cellar Forever campaign, from their Bandcamp page here: https://worry.bandcamp.com/

Another episode, and this time we're dealing with a classic, The Chinese Restaurant. Jerry can't place that woman, Elaine's so hungry she could eat the food off somebody's plate, George has an impending intestinal requirement, James Hong is yelling 'Cartwright', Richard has to go home and a binman pisses in Ben's garden. Should take five, ten minutes.

This time we're chatting about The Jacket, which features the only appearance of the formidable, and hilarious, Lawrence Tierney. Jerry's new jacket is fabulous, Elaine does a solid for a lift, Kramer's doves all have different dietary requirements, George is frightened and he has to go home, Lawrence Tierney swipes the knives, Richard reveals his big coat budget and Ben may or may not buy that suitcase.

We're back talking about The Baby Shower, in which Jerry is an insignificant piece of dust, Elaine tries to find out about the Kennedys, Kramer eats the whole apple, George has chocolate on his shirt, Ben falls down a hole and Richard has plans after his date.

This week on Richard Bell hosts the Ben Melton Seinfeld podcast (you don't have to have seen the show, it's just us messing around)#tellyourfriends, we're talking about The Stranded. Jerry pats his head, Elaine learns about the peanut, the K-man gets a call from Sein, George tries to get his $10 back, Ben takes over primary hosting duties (temporarily)and Richard gets drunk in the middle of the day.

We're back baybeeeee! After a bit of a break Richard and Ben are back talking about Seinfeld, specifically the second season episode The Busboy. George is putting out fires, Elaine's finding brown sweaters, Kramer's learning the Spanish for 'water bed', Jerry's not saying anything, Antonio's very late, Ben's eating Pizza Macs and Richard's being strangled with his own tie.

Season 2 continues with The Pony Remark, in which Elaine thinks ponies are abnormal, Kramer's changing his apartment to levels, Jerry's positive that he won't, George can't envisage a time when he'll ever have sex again, Richard reveals his patio plan and Ben tells us about a lady who broke the rules on the plane. We're also joined by a special guest - Doctor Books, otherwise known as Mr Rude Customer, who tells us what he's been reading.

Welcome to season 2! We kick things off with The Ex Girlfriend, in which Jerry doesn't return fruit, Elaine goes from nods to nothing, Kramer finds out it's all in the hips, George swallows a fly, Richard falls off his bike and Ben reveals how his life has been changed by this episode, which he thinks about a lot.

This time we're chatting about The Stock Tip. George exhibits largesse, Jerry gets a normal answer about perfume, Elaine scratches her nose with a spoon, Kramer is pleased by Jerry's misfortune, and Ben lays some insults on Richard 'four eyes' Bell.

This episode we're talking about Male Unbonding, the only Seinfeld episode title not to start with the word 'the' (or is it?). This time Kramer won't tell Jerry who's on the phone, Jerry decides to go to Iran, George's money is all tied up in change, Elaine will go if she doesn't have to talk, Ben invests in Kramer's pizza pie business idea, Richard performs some stand-up comedy, and we have our first guest on the podcast - cultural correspondent Phill - who reveals the terrifying truth behind the turkey roll.

In the third episode we chat about The Robbery. Kramer leaves the door wide open, Jerry and George argue about interference, Elaine doesn't know who to root for, Ben rolls the dice and Richard gets in major trubs.

In this second episode we take a look at The Stake Out. We're introduced to Elaine, see Jerry's original dad for the one and only time, pull a funny face for Bouillabaisse, meet Art Vandelay, hear about Ben's dreams, learn what quone means and we find out what autobiographies are based on.

Welcome to the first episode of Yada Yada Yada, a podcast in which Ben and Richard watch and chat about every episode of the classic sitcom Seinfeld. In this episode we're talking about the first ever episode of the series, The Seinfeld Chronicles. We say hel-lo, get inducted into the naughty boys club, Richard lists some facts, Ben brings some Kessler knowledge and the first victim of fashion watch is identified.