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You Discuss Me is a comedy advice podcast for the internet's worst questions. Getting content from the internet is a little unsavory, but makes for an oh-so-juicy podcast. Your host Viviane Mai, once a short term standup comedian in 2017, will take you on a 30ish minute journey with her weekly guest…

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    • Dec 27, 2019 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 33m AVG DURATION
    • 16 EPISODES


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    16. Sued for Being a Witch & Discovering Your Parents Are Cousins -- With Jonathan Kumar

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2019 38:04


    This week for the Season 2 Holiday Premiere we answer the Reddit questions: what if your neighbor sues you for being a witch, can you use a wedding invite for a gift exchange, and do you need to tell your boyfriend your parents are cousins with Jonathan Kumar. We'll talk about mattresses and play an accent game. New episodes will begin in February.Jonathan doesn't want you to find his empty social medias.Follow You Discuss Me on Instagram @youdiscussme, and get advice by emailing a voice memo to youdiscussmepod@gmail.com. Find podcast notes, episode transcripts, and how to submit to the podcast at www.youdiscussme.comBuzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREEAllswell - Your Dream Bed Starts Here 100-Nights Risk-FreeDisclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.

    15. Brother Has Been Poisoning Girlfriend & Being on an All-Egg Diet -- with Tiffany

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2019 34:31


    This week we answer the Yahoo Answers/Reddit questions: what if you learn your brother has been poisoning your girlfriend, what happens when you have a Disney trip planned but your friend is banned for life, and how do you help your girlfriend who eats 15 eggs a day with Tiffany. We'll talk about eggs, eggs, and EGGS. New episodes for Season 2 will start in late December 2019 on FRIDAYS.You can find Tiffany at @tfnyofficial on Instagram, TFNY on Youtube, and at iamtfny.comFill out our Post-Season 1 Survey here!!Follow You Discuss Me on Instagram @youdiscussme, and get advice by emailing a voice memo to youdiscussmepod@gmail.com. Find podcast notes, episode transcripts, and how to submit to the podcast at www.youdiscussme.com

    14. Girlfriend Has a PowerPoint of Nudes & Friend Asks for Your Sperm Donation -- with Jonathan Kumar

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2019 37:24


    This week we answer the Yahoo Answers/Reddit questions: can you go on your honeymoon without your husband if he can't pay for his half, what do you do if a friend asks you for your sperm, and are you allowed to laugh at your girlfriend's PowerPoint of nudes with Jonathan Kumar. We'll talk about good ole Microsoft PowerPoint 2008. New episodes every Thursday. You can find Jonathan if you dig for his social medias on his past episode.Follow You Discuss Me on Instagram @youdiscussme, and get advice by emailing a voice memo to youdiscussmepod@gmail.com. Find podcast notes, episode transcripts, and how to submit to the podcast at www.youdiscussme.com

    13. Making Up Fake Company for Resume & Getting Caught Writing a Bad Review -- with Mandu

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2019 30:51


    This week we answer the Yahoo Answers/Reddit questions: should you make up a fake company and references for your resume, what happens if your company threatens you for writing a bad company review, and how should you tell your co-workers that they smell with Mandu. We'll talk about the leg washing debate and the time Viviane interviewed for a pyramid scheme. New episodes every Thursday. You can find Mandu at @corporatequeendom on Instagram and read her blog at corporatequeendom.comFollow You Discuss Me on Instagram @youdiscussme, and get advice by emailing a voice memo to youdiscussmepod@gmail.com. Find podcast notes, episode transcripts, and how to submit to the podcast at www.youdiscussme.com

    12. Being Too Good at Sex & Donating Kidney to Ex's Brother -- with Brandon

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2019 35:01


    This week we answer the Yahoo Answers/Reddit questions: what if someone you've been seeing gets a tattoo of your name, is it rational to break up with someone if they're TOO GOOD at sex, should you still donate your kidney for your ex-girlfriend's brother with Brandon. We'll talk about Viviane's accidental research paper on fetishes (tsk). New episodes every Thursday. You can find Brandon nowhere. (Unless you're the girl from Question #2, send him your coordinates girl.)Follow You Discuss Me on Instagram @youdiscussme, and get advice by emailing a voice memo to youdiscussmepod@gmail.com. Find podcast notes, episode transcripts, and how to submit to the podcast at www.youdiscussme.com

    11. Getting Someone Else Pregnant During a Break & Buying Your Mom a Sex Toy -- with Amara

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2019 35:53


    This week we answer the Yahoo Answers/Reddit questions: what if your boyfriend gets his ex-wife pregnant during a break, what should you do after your girlfriend breaks up with you and you just bought her a gift, and is it okay to buy your mom a sex toy to "liberate her" (the answer is NO) with Amara. We'll use our first ever bleep and talk about pyramid schemes. New episodes every Thursday. You can find Amara nowhere. Don't look her up.Follow You Discuss Me on Instagram @youdiscussme, and get advice by emailing a voice memo to youdiscussmepod@gmail.com. Find podcast notes, episode transcripts, and how to submit to the podcast at www.youdiscussme.com

    10. Boyfriend Goes on a Trip With Another Girl & Finding Co-Worker's Boyfriend on Tinder -- with Christina

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2019 33:36


    This week we answer the Yahoo Answers/Reddit questions: what if your boyfriend abandons you for a trip with another girl, how to plan a party when two friends are fighting, and what if you find your coworker's boyfriend on Tinder with Christina. We'll talk about being in ESL and listen to us try acapella. New episodes every Thursday. You can find Christina absolutely nowhere. Don't follow her.Follow You Discuss Me on Instagram @youdiscussme, and get advice by emailing a voice memo to youdiscussmepod@gmail.com. Find podcast notes, episode transcripts, and how to submit to the podcast at www.youdiscussme.com

    9. Wife Rents out Home for Adult Films & Hooked Up Once with Girlfriend's Mom -- with Jessica Zhang

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2019 34:28


    This week we answer the Yahoo Answers/Reddit questions: what should you do if you find out your girlfriend's mom is your former hookup, should you intervene with your sister's TikTok stardom, and what if your wife rents out your apartment for adult films with Jessica Zhang. We'll talk about Club Penguin antics, and give you million dollar ideas. New episodes every Thursday.You can find Jessica at @jessicazhaang on Instagram.Follow You Discuss Me on Instagram @youdiscussme, and get advice by emailing a voice memo to youdiscussmepod@gmail.com. Find podcast notes, episode transcripts, and how to submit to the podcast at www.youdiscussme.com

    8. Friend Offers a Free Breast Exam & Boyfriend Records Arguments for Proof -- with Maddie Rodriguez

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2019 38:01


    This week we answer the Yahoo Answers/Reddit questions: is it okay if your boyfriend wants to record our arguments, does posting a birthday wish list give off "beggar vibes", and can you sell your wrecked car to your daughter with Maddie Rodriguez. We'll spend like 5 minutes laughing about what if a friend offers you a free breast exam. New episodes every Thursday.You can find Maddie at @madeleinerodz on Instagram/Twitter and follow her dog's Instagram at @thehappygirlellie.Follow You Discuss Me on Instagram @youdiscussme, and get advice by emailing a voice memo to youdiscussmepod@gmail.com. Find podcast notes, episode transcripts, and how to submit to the podcast at www.youdiscussme.com

    7. Breaking Up with a Bollywood Star & Charging a Boy for Wasting Your Time -- with Karen Pinilla

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2019 32:28


    This week we answer the Yahoo Answers/Reddit questions: what if your boyfriend REFUSES to pay for your meal, is it okay for a parent to sabotage his daughter's date by giving her garlic, and how to break up with a Bollywood star with Karen Pinilla. We will expose Viviane's dark secrets in this week's ASMR game and encourage gals everywhere to "send 'em the charge." New episodes every Thursday.Attempt to find Karen on Instagram or Twitter if you will.Follow You Discuss Me on Instagram @youdiscussme, and get advice by emailing a voice memo to youdiscussmepod@gmail.com. Find podcast notes, episode transcripts, and how to submit to the podcast at www.youdiscussme.com

    6. Splitting Rent with a Baby & Spilling Secrets Under Anesthesia -- with Solida Chem

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2019 30:05


    This week we answer the Yahoo Answers/Reddit questions: how should you split rent with an expecting couple, can you avoid telling secrets under anesthesia, and what are ways to look older with guest Solida Chem. We'll use the phrase "the baby" 58734939 times and I'll ask Solida's cat on a date. New episodes every Thursday.You can find Solida @itsjustsolida on Instagram. Follow You Discuss Me on Instagram @youdiscussme, and get advice by emailing a voice memo to youdiscussmepod@gmail.com. Find podcast notes, episode transcripts, and how to submit to the podcast at www.youdiscussme.com

    5. Friend Wants to Have a Baby with You & Girlfriend Secretly Has Hundreds of Your Photos -- with Jonathan Kumar

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2019 34:44


    This week we answer the Yahoo Answers questions: what if you accidentally kill someone's pet, what do you say when your friend wants to have a baby with you, how do you focus on yourself (a REAL submitted question!!), and what to do when you're dating a stalker with guest Jonathan Kumar. We'll play a ASMR game and give a memorial for a dead hamster. New episodes every Thursday.You can find Jonathan @thebigkumar on Instagram and Twitter. We dedicate this episode to our hypothetical dead hamster. RIP Hammy.Follow You Discuss Me on Instagram @youdiscussme, and get advice by emailing a voice memo to youdiscussmepod@gmail.com. Find podcast notes, episode transcripts, and how to submit to the podcast at www.youdiscussme.com

    4. Sister Skips Wedding Dress Shopping & Should You Webcam for Extra Cash -- with Nic

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2019 34:22


    This week we answer the Yahoo Answers questions: what to do if your sister is jealous of a sibling getting married, is telling someone their face isn't nice okay, should you start dating if you have no friends, and thoughts on webcamming for extra cash with guest Nic. We'll hear about Viviane in quilting club and mention a scene from the The Office way too many times. New episodes every Thursday.You can find Nic absolutely nowhere. Don't follow her.Follow You Discuss Me on Instagram @youdiscussme, and get advice by emailing a voice memo to youdiscussmepod@gmail.com. Find podcast notes, episode transcripts, and how to submit to the podcast at www.youdiscussme.com

    3. Friend Names Their Dog After You & How Many Sexual Favors Is Too Many -- with Michelle Thane

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2019 30:57


    On this episode we will give advice for the Yahoo Answers: how to convince your parents to let you get a nose job, thoughts on traditional vs. creatively spelled names, should boyfriends be able to sleep over, and how many sexual favors is too many with guest, Michelle Thane. We'll discover that Michelle can't tell when someone's flirting and talk about our first usernames.You can follow Michelle at @michellethane on Instagram.Follow You Discuss Me on Instagram @youdiscussme, and get advice by emailing a voice memo to youdiscussmepod@gmail.com. Find podcast notes, episode transcripts, and how to submit to the podcast at www.youdiscussme.com

    2. Catching Your Co-Workers Together & Uninviting Your Sister from a Party -- with Jessica Zhang

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2019 27:34 Transcription Available


    This week we answer the Yahoo Answers questions: what if your SO gives you cheap gifts, what do you do when you catch your employees (one is a minor) hooking up, how to tell if you're being used (tsk), and if you should uninvite your sister from your daughter's birthday party, with guest Jessica Zhang. We'll hear about Viviane's childhood butter-eating obsession and see Jessica's take on ASMR. New episodes every Thursday.You can find Jessica at @jessicazhaang on Instagram.Follow You Discuss Me on Instagram @youdiscussme, and get advice by emailing a voice memo to youdiscussmepod@gmail.com. Find podcast notes, episode transcripts, and how to submit to the podcast at www.youdiscussme.com

    1. Ex Is Having a 'Manic Episode' & What If Someone Sniffs You -- with Onood Ghayur

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2019 33:35


    This week, we give advice for the Yahoo Answer questions: do you have a say in your SO's career, what if your ex is going wild and sends you pictures of their new engagement ring, and how to know if you're being scammed (by someone who DEFINITELY got scammed) with guest Onood Ghayur. We'll learn about the time Onood put herself in a cardboard box and how she feels about being sniffed. New episodes every Thursday.You can find Onood at @onoodg_ and follow her upcoming Houston event service business at @juunhouston on Instagram.Follow You Discuss Me on Instagram @youdiscussme, and get advice by emailing a voice memo to youdiscussmepod@gmail.com. Find podcast notes, episode transcripts, and how to submit to the podcast at www.youdiscussme.com

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