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Merci à W9 pour cette affiche alternative pour le podcast 34ème épisode de notre podcast où après quelques vacances bien méritées nous revenons vers nos chers films de requins avec deux productions hélas pas bien fameuses là encore... "Shark Week" de Christopher Olen Ray en 2012 part sur un concept intéressant faisant de ses requins les instruments de la vengeance sadique d'un trafiquant psychopathe sur son île secrète mais s'enlise très vite dans une médiocrité quasi criminelle. "Up from the Depths" de Charles B. Griffith en 1979 nous emmène paresseusement dans un camp de vacances hawaïen reconstitué aux Philippines menacé par un poisson préhistorique vague ancêtre pataud de nos squales actuels. Recommandations:La liste Shark Parade Sens Critique de QuentinLa liste Letterboxd Shark Parade de FabienLa bio de Cirio H. Santiago sur NanarlandLe Paris Shark Fest du 20 au 22 septembreLe podcast Dis-cor-dia sur "Autant en emporte le vent"
In this power-packed episode of Tubi or Not Tubi, we evaluate the 2011 fantasy blockbuster, Almighty Thor, directed by Christopher Olen Ray. There is one thing that must be said about The Asylum Cinematic Universe. Unfortunately, that one thing happens to be a trailing sentence that progressively becomes as unrecognizable and indistinguishable as the concept of mediocrity itself. With that in mind, we chant... Ragnarok. Ragnarok. Ragarok... Ragnarok... Ragnarok.
5ème numéro de notre podcast où nous abordons deux films appartenant à des sagas plus larges. Et pas les meilleurs épisodes de celles-ci, puisque bien que séparés de presque 30 ans, ils écopent de la même sale note qui va les expédier au fond du classement. On commence par "Les Dents de la mer n°4": la revanche" ("Jaws The Revenge") de Joseph Sargent séquelle retardataire de 1987 du chef d'oeuvre de Spielberg, qui achèvera de torpiller une franchise déjà agonisante. On ne relève pas la barre avec "L'attaque du requin à 3 têtes" ("Three Headed Shark attack") de Christopher Olen Ray en 2015 qui même à l'aune de ce que produit "The Asylum" sent le bâclage et le j'm'en foutisme à tous les niveaux. Recommandations : Le podcast musical "Ecoute ça"Le livre à paraître "Bad Requin: Sharksploitation" aux éditions Huginn & MuninnLa 3ème Nuit Nanarland au grand Rex à Paris
Pop Art Painter Jamie Roxx (www.JamieRoxx.us) welcomes Chris Olen Ray (Director MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT (2018) Horror, Action) to the Show! www.imdb.com/title/tt3079568www.facebook.com/pg/MinutesMovie instagram: @min2midmoviedirect FB: Chris Olen Ray: www.facebook.com/chris.o.ray Screen sensation William Baldwin and Uncork’d Entertainment count down the Minutes to Midnight this July. In the tradition of The Strangers, and featuring the hottest ensemble of the year, Minutes to Midnight on VOD July 3. What happens when a night of fun turns into a night of horror? Seven friends and a mysterious backpacker converge at a desolate ski lodge in the mountains and as the clock begins the countdown to the New Year, they discover that the end of the old year may be the end of all their years as they are systematically hunted down by ruthless masked men with a deadly agenda.
We opened the show with "Crapping" by Rucka Rucka Ali, talked about some old cunt at Wawa, video games, and since poor little Ryder Doll was too sick to do Ryder Reacts this week, we played her very first one where she read and reacted to the tem "Terryfolds". The Driz sang "We R Who We R" by Kesha for "The Driz Sings The Hits", Rob did DRIZZLENEWS and Slim did Celebrity Gossip and News. Then we talked about Jet Li's failing health and some other shit in the news. We interviewed Emmy Winning Producer Christopher Olen Ray, Podcasters Dylan and Reid from "Just Dudes Being Guys", Social Media Superstar Robert Frank, and Comedian Rich Goeckel. Ron read us "Sluprligula" for a bedtime story, we performed the new "Too Many Rapes" titles "Rapemageddon: part 1" and Sloppy did her newest viral video. FnD were nice enough to come in and do the last half hour and learned how to be happy AF. It was a great show!
When it comes to making a title that is indicative of the plot, well this one nails it. Take 33% LA noir detective business, 33% chainsaw murders and 33 1/3% dancing topless hookers and you've got one of Fred Olen Ray's masterpieces. Hard to not love this blast o' laughs. HCH (to save time) is hilarious...and quite intentionally. It's the opinion of this writer that Fred Olen Ray could have easily linked up with the Zucker Brothers and Jim Abrahams. If only he had been involved during Jane Austen's Mafia. It may have not been the turd that it was. There's plenty of slapstick and parody that keep the viewer focused on the jokes more than the huge boobs (which is quite the achievement). Then there's the cast. Wowie. Its a cavalcade of silly performances mixed with killer comedic timing that really take this movie about boobs from a late-night wankfest into a 90% on Rottentomatoes.com. Linnea Quigley, John H. Richardson, Michelle Bauer, and Dukey Flyswatter (Michael Sonye) kill in front of the camera and put on a clinic of how to make a low-budget movie one heck of of a great time. It should also be noted that friend of the program, Christopher Olen Ray, appears as Kid at Bar, who gives the lead quite the snark while enjoying a fancy martini in a dingy "get stabbed" strip joint. Standing ovation. HCH cannot be missed by any fan of the genre and shouldn't be missed by the majority of film fans. It's up there with Hell Comes to Frogtown in low budget and exceptional pieces of art. Bravo Fred.
Cynthia Rothrock builds a team of elite tough gals made up of Zoe Bell, Kristanna Loken, Vivica A. Fox, and Nicole Bilderback to take down a broad-shouldered Brigitte Nielsen who is hell bent on being the CEO of a bad-guy factory. With the power of plot convenience and inept villains, the team invade "The Citadel" to spring the kidnapped First Daughter and maybe some sex slaves. So as a whole, it's a unexpectedly decent action movie. It's silly and hooky here and there but executes its goals well especially with Christopher Olen Ray's directing. He honors his father well and we hope to see more from him in the future. Individual Ratings: Over the top action:Cheesy effects:Horrendous acting:Laugh-out-loud-ability:Ridiculous stunts:Gratuitous nudity:Memorable one-liners: Overall Ratings: Good Movie Quality: Bad Movie Quality:
This week we are turning to Netflix for the Christopher Olen Ray action lady team-up Mercenaries (Netflix Link), starring Cynthia Rothrock, Zoe Bell, Kristanna Loken, Vivica A. Fox, Bridgitte Nielsen and Nicole Bilderback. It's an Asylum film so we are a little nervous about it... Netflix Do's and Don'ts The Enemy Hitman's Run Absolute Zero Whatcho Talkin' Bout, Willis? Must haves for a movie mercenary